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Eternity by LisaLovesCurry reviews
Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 530,854 - Reviews: 4077 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Little Thing I do for You by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Esme and Carlisle have been best friends since they were 18. Now, 10 years later they feel they've missed out on love. After coming back from vaction Carlisle has realized his feelings for Esme, but shes developed new feelings of her own!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Wife SwapCullen Edition! by lovelypurplefairy reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper sign the entire family up for Wife Swap? Post BD. All vampires, includes Nessie and Jake. Read if you want a good laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009
New In Town by CarlisleandEsme reviews
all human. carlisle and esme are doctors working together. will they fall in love? this is my first fanfiction so be nice! suck at summaries. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Mystery at the Wilson's Place by ccootttt reviews
After the ordeal with the Blakes, things don't go as smoothly as planned at the Wilson's. Relationships change and sparks fly, but is it for the best? Sequel to 'They'll tear us apart if you give them the chance' but can be read seperately.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,927 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Passion by SierraSlidehiney reviews
This is my version of Passion the third book in the Fallen series by Lauren Kate. I really love these books and can not wait for Passion to come out so I thought I'd write a fanfic to tide me over. Hope you enjoy and please review.
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Lucinda P., Daniel G.
I stand by Hannah-Scriv reviews
Set just after the end of torment, it carries on from where Lauren Kate left of and this is how I would countinue on.
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Lucinda P., Daniel G.
A Hopeless Romantic by Love's-Sweet-Exile reviews
Carlisle and Esme's story from when Bella first meets them. Our favourite couple are MUCH more romantic than you think. 16th chapter now up, and over 100 reviews! Read and Review, it makes me beyond happy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,428 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
Stay Sane Inside Insanity by ccootttt reviews
Oneshot. Daphne looks back on her life, regretting a lot of it. Turned insane with grief, her life is nothing like how she imagined it would be...
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Daphne - Complete
They'll tear us apart if you give them the chance by ccootttt reviews
Daphne's parents are going to great lengths to keep her away from the rest of the gang, convinced that they are only protecting their daughter. But are they really helping? With their daughter miserable and a deadly, new threat, will Mystery inc help?
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,975 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Daphne - Complete
Thorns by Marrabelle reviews
A temporary placement with the Cullen family proves to be Rosalie Hale's worst nightmare. They're too good to be true & she only LOOKS like an angel! Will this be a match made in Heaven or the summer from Hell? AH/AU CxEs & kids *Rated T/M:Abuse&Language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,708 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The most passionate lovestory by lovelifeangels reviews
Describes Carlisle's history with Esme and their love. Rated T just to be sure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Gold Digger by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
After returning from a trip on Isle Esme, Carlisle and Esme come home to their loving family and a clean home. All is well and they are enjoying their time and talking about their trip when Jacob makes shocking realization...ESME'S A GOLD DIGGER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Esme, Jacob
A Million Memories by Love's-Sweet-Exile reviews
It's been four years since Victoria made her army. One vampire escaped. William Dark, aged 16, and after this long, he knows it's time to search for a better life. The sight of one Cullen girl will change everything. Please RxR, story better than summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
With a Heartbeat by fetching reviews
Because for all the time they spent together, there were certain moments of their past that brought them this close. A mix of Ruka/Kain one-shots.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Akatsuki K., Ruka S.
Janes Just Want to Have Fun by the muffin man's daughter reviews
Volturi randomness. GayAfton,Dora,Beyonce,JaneCasting,IM,Jane'sDiary,Tangelos, etc. Pretty much what the Volturi do when they're not "saving the world."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane, Alec
Family Portrait by Aluxis reviews
Sweet moment between Esme and Carlisle. Carlisle's shares his ideas of what their children would look like as toddlers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Primal Nature by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Carlisle and Esme embark on a private vacation. What would cause Carlisle to loose his entire polite and logical demeanor and give in to his baser primitive nature of kill or be killed? After a disaster, Carlisle must rethink his policies on violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,020 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
101 Hearts by Caroline S reviews
The house is free of children, and Esme finds a surprise leading her to her husband, Carlisle. What will their Valentine's Day lead to, and will Esme understand why Valentine's Day is the epitome of the love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Sonnet 26 : Love In Shakespeare's Words by AlabamaEsme reviews
When Carlisle begins to shut the whole family out , Esme grows worried . And then he leaves mysteriously , leaving only a note and no explination of his warabouts . Just a idea I'm playing around with , read and comment please !Has mild swearing .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Love is like the Sunset by mellem515 reviews
The most beautiful part of the day is when the sun sets. However, it only lasts for a few minutes before darkness sets in. In the same way, love is beautiful. But before you know it, it disappears, leaving nothing but darkness in the heart..." KainxRuka
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Akatsuki K., Ruka S.
Chicken Soup For The Immortal Soul by Chibi-Kyo-Chan reviews
Basically a bunch of drabbles about our favorite Cullen family. Read if You Dare. Warning may hurt your sides from laughing to hard ;P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's not Charlie's Fault by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
No, it's not Charlie's Fault tha he has feelings for Mrs. Cullen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Charlie S., Esme
You Take All of Me by youreconfusingme reviews
One of Esme and Carlisle's lazy evenings. Another opportunity for them to realize just how blessed they are by God to have each other.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Mistletoe by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Ruka muses on the changes in her feelings.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Ruka S., Akatsuki K. - Complete
We are broken by EricaJaney reviews
When Sulpicia and Aro break up, Aro will do anything to get her back. Even if it means taking Esme away from the Cullens. Rubbish summary but its a great story. SEQUEL NOW UP Forgotten Forever's
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Appearances by Ebony reviews
About a month after moving back to Forks in 2003, Carlisle and Esme keep up appearances with one of the most basic human activities, and are reminded of one of the most basic human emotions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Original Sinsuality by LadyWillow reviews
A look into the time before the the events of Breaking Dawn. Carlisle and Esme find a little time to spend together. Awwww!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Death, Be My Friend by Miss. Bra reviews
Esme, as caring and warm as she is, colliding with Carlisle, as compassionate as he is. And Edward, the lone bystander getting way more than he wanted. An insight into Carlisle and Esme's love story in chronological order. Minor Em&R, A&J, Ed&B, N&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,673 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
The Men of Twilight: Twilight TwentyFive by goldenmeadow reviews
Stories written to one-word prompts for the Twi 25 contest. Peek inside the minds of Edward, Jasper, Carlisle, Peter and more. Both AU & Canon in settings and pairings. Love, lust, loss, larking. Each story rated separately. DIVE IN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,456 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Ditzy Esme by CallMeJess5793 reviews
When yound Edward stumbles across his fathers old journals, he soon finds himself enveloped in his fathers love life, that seems to be just as sad as his own, M for Lemons and Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Edward, Carlisle
Grandpa Where Do Babies Come From by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Little Nessie has a question that she must ask. Who else to turn to but her grandfather, he's a doctor, He'll defiantly know where they come from!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Choices We Make by Sweet Oxide reviews
Aro never forgave Carlisle for leaving, Edward having daughter that he had to let live was the last straw. Carlisle has to choose now, he wife, Esme or his granddaughter, Reneesme. Who lives? Who dies? IN PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Esme's Groove by ssherrill115 reviews
This is my entry in the Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest: Hosted by kikiwhore aka kikikinz and coldplaywhore. This is my first story and first lemon. Esme tries her hand at seduction
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Emails: Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen by YoursTruly101 reviews
Esme and Bella communicate by Email when Esme and Carlisle are out of town. Bella fills Esme in on all of the events happening at the Cullen house while she is gone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Falling Night by twilightinsane36 reviews
Based 6 years after B.D. 2 years after B.D. All of the Cullens mysteriously become humans and have children. This is three years later. Expalined more inside. About the life of the Cullens with the children. All normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009
Dangerous by bellawhitlock51 reviews
Garrett reveals just how dangerous it is to be intimate with Kate. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Without You by TrueImmortality reviews
I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,740 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Pregnant by Carlisle's Fave Patient reviews
Esme's reaction to Bella's pregnancy. It meant that she could have had Carlisle's babies, if she hadn't jumped. BD spoillers, Carlisle's POV. Read&Review ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Carlisle Vs Charlie by emmett-lover-sian reviews
Esme Is The Prize Basically Lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Carlisle, Charlie S.
Fighting For Love by CarlislesLover reviews
Esme and Carlisle go on vacation after remembering how they they got where they are now. Was Carlisle's fight for love worth it? Will Esme love him anyways? Written from both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
Counting on You by fetching reviews
She had been reckless before, but this? This was going too far. But, he would never abandon her - ever. Especially not when she was so clearly broken.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Akatsuki K., Ruka S. - Complete
Empty Nest by SassyGeminiMom reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. All the kids have left and Carlisle and Esme are alone, for the first time in decades. CxE lemony goodness. Rated M for language and sex. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Childhood Innocence by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
All Human. AU. Esme Platt is the adoptive mother to four-year-old twins Edward and Emmett. She never had anyone to be there for her since her sister died. Then she meets a wonderful, blonde-haired stranger in the park who says the perfect thing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
History Lesson by CaptainJamesMay reviews
Carlisle and Esme fluff, for Lauren. Not brilliant at First Person, my first first person story ever! :S anyways, the story is just literally; Carlisle, Esme, Desk, Sex lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Of Broken Hearts and Leaping Starts by Veritas Found reviews
Shortly after their return to Forks, Esme confronts Bella about her cliff diving escapade.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Esme's Realization by Caroline S reviews
A Breaking Dawn story about Esme and Carlisle's reactions to hearing about Bella's pregnancy. Some angst, but there are also sweet moments between the two of them. “Pregnant? Bella’s pregnant? Carlisle, how is any of this possible? She’s a human!”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Yours Always, Esme Cullen by Akako Akina reviews
Woo...A day in the life of the one and only Esme Cullen, one-shot! Forgot to add Disclaimer: I sadly do not nor will I ever own Twilight Enjoy! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Esme - Complete
Jealous? by x-Fanpire-x reviews
Esme hates the nurses of Forks hospital with good reason. Did you expect Carlisle to get jealous about a Doctor flirting with his wife? You better believe it. Two-parter about Carlisle and Esme getting jealous. CarlislexEsme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
I Know You by petite miam reviews
Tanya and Carlisle understand each other better than anyone from the Denali or Olympic covens, but what happens when Tanya makes a big mistake? Set after BD. A bit of Tanya/Carlisle in later chapters. My first fanfic. Please R&R, I need it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Tanya, Carlisle
My reason to fight, My reason to die by WhichIsWhich reviews
Breaking Dawn should have ended with the Cullens fighting the Volturi. My version of it. Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Talk by giselle-lx reviews
I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by Lightangelxo7 reviews
Marcus/Didyme oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Didyme, Marcus - Complete
A Whole New World by the muffin man's daughter reviews
One particular day, Sulpicia walks into Aro's room to tell him something important. She opens the door to find aro in an awkward position with a certain gaurd member. Feeling hurt, she flees Volterra. Can Aro's ancient enemy save her from her suffering?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sulpicia, Stefan
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
Ten reasons to hate Jacob by Graceful.Melody reviews
From Rosalie xoxoxo - Anti-Jacob - Flames are welcome - Please review - Humor
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Jacob - Complete
25 Ways to Piss Carlisle Off by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Carlisle; vampire, doctor, and matchmaker extraordinaire. We love him so but there are some things you don’t do unless you want to piss him off. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
While Children are Away, Parents Will Play by Starshinedown reviews
Originally written for Smut Mondays on Twilighted. Pre-Twilight, vampire, in canon. Carlisle and Esme FINALLY have a few days with the house to themselves. Whatever shall they do with the alone time? Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Resolution by BlueSea14 reviews
My entry for The Challenge Forum's New Year's Challenge. A trio of drabbles from Edward's mind, spanning three different New Year's Eves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
January by BlueSea14 reviews
My entry to The Challenge Forum's January Challenge. A snowy day in January, the Cullen family, and perfect weather equals family time. Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella - Complete
Esme's Vocabulary by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
OOC We don't know much about Esme, but she says some weird words that make the Cullens wonder... series of oneshots
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Rubik's Cubes by Miss Asian reviews
Of course, I would never beat my father. He was the most intelligent person I’d ever known in my existence. He could analyze anything. And I couldn’t even solve a freaking cube!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Golden by luckoftheIRISH19 reviews
Her sad past, her purpose in the vampire realm, and being a grandmother. The life of Esme Anne Cullen has been turned upside down countless times. How does she feel about it? I stink at summaries...just R&R! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Esme - Complete
Snow White Queen by fanciful.thoughts reviews
The story of Athenodora Volturi: a princess so overcome with her own vanity that she was punished by having her own personal God drag her down into Hell. AthenodoraCaius, because everyone forgets he has a wife. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Caius, Athenodora
Honesty by whitereflections12 reviews
When Esme catches Carlisle in a lie, it brings on the most serious fight they've ever had. Why would he lie to her, and knowing that he's capable, how can she trust him now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
She's Mine by Miss Asian reviews
One-shot. A scary Carlisle but still adorable as ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
To Defend Her Cullen by Santiva Potter reviews
Bella isn't looking foward to meeting Tanya, so Esme gives her some words of advice. Pre-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Moments Together by Propapanda Ganda reviews
Drabbles of what Esme and Carlisle does throughout the day when the rest of the Cullens are gone hunting. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Fun in Europe by Bluebaby555 reviews
We all know that the quiet ones are actually beasts in the bedroom and at certain famous sights across Europe. Pure Carlisle/Esme smut and fluff. Rated higher for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Loss by BlueSea14 reviews
“I’m no stranger to loss…” Esme is in pain after discovering that Edward is headed to Volterra. During NM. Written for Soraloveskairi159's Rare POV Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
Hollow by whitereflections12 reviews
AU, set starting during the final battle in Eclipse. really, really, heavy angst on this one...NOT a happy piece. When you lose everything, sometimes life narrows down to an option you'd never have even looked at before. but you will, if it's all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
How Esme Got Her Island by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
As the title says... Short little fic, will be posted in SIX chapters. Takes place prior to Twilight. A part of my continuing Carlisle and Esme adventures. Chapter 7: Bonus chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Doctor Doctor by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Doctor, Doctor give me the news.” She held back a smile and Carlisle placed his hands on either side of her face, smirk across his own. Carlisle&Esme. Not enough of them.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Nostalgia by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Carlisle and Esme are in his office, and Esme finds their wedding binder. She recalls the day with a smile on her face and Carlisle just watches her from the door. Oneshot. Please read and review. Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Carlisle, I Love You by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Carlisle and Esme have a tradition. It had been put on hold because of recent events and additions to their family. Fluff, Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Cullens Play Sports by Randomness is Bliss reviews
What happens when the Cullens play sports other than baseball? Read here to find out! Characters just a little OOC R&R! A/N: This is on permanent and forever hiatus. I just keep this story around for laughs and to keep me humble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett
In The Beginning by starlightwilight reviews
Everything began with Carlisle, with that chance transformation. But it almost ended with him, too. What is his story?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Carlisle
Nakedness, Rapping & The Murderous Green by Imaginary1.x reviews
Alice is rapping, Carlisle is on the roof naked and singing. Not to mention the Green is murderous! R&R! Sequel to Rosalie, Fanta & Disco Ed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Anything for my Bella by dsmldejection reviews
Funny One-shot. Esme's POV. Esme loves cooking for Bella. So she must go to the store, right? What happens when a sweet old woman won't leave her alone? Funny in my opinion, R&R! T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Climb by websandwhiskers reviews
A need to save what's broken, a lack of perspective on one's own limits. Carlisle/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Sacrament by websandwhiskers reviews
A bit of Carlisle/Esme fluff, set near the end of 'New Moon.' More useful but spoilerific summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Agape by websandwhiskers reviews
post-'Eclipse' - A conversation between Bella and Esme, on the subjects of marriage and religion and vampirism - Bella's having more difficulty than she expected adjusting to being a vampire, and Edward's not taking it well. 'Agape' means spiritual love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Tears of the Angels by KelliNicole reviews
The Cullens lose a very crucial member of their family. In response to IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. : Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Lying Awake by pelirroja reviews
Esme thinks about simple joys.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
A Moment Alone by NoFangYou reviews
Carlisle and Esme finally get their moment alone. They don't get enough with six teenagers in the house, don't you think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Phoenix by SoEagerForEternalDamnation reviews
The meeting between Renée and the Cullens in the Phoenix hospital after James’s attack. Edward POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Strength by SoEagerForEternalDamnation reviews
What happened at the Cullen household the night Edward stays with Bella after going to the meadow? Esme POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Christmas at the Cullen's by NoFangYou reviews
Bella spends Christmas at the Cullen's. Despite one little bump in the road, she has the perfect day. Who wouldn't, spending it with the world's favorite vampires.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Something to Bite On by katiebug5 reviews
It was a slow night at the hospital, but that was no surprise. Nights were usually quite dead around Columbus Hospital, no pun intended.... Carlisle and Esme's meet cute, from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Compassion by IHeartTwilightLemons reviews
After 86 years of marriage, Carlisle and Esme are still very much in love. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Falling by Imogen reviews
Esme's story. There are many ways to fall, but just one way home.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
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