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Joined 09-22-09, id: 2091909, Profile Updated: 07-14-10

Jia's the name, while the 225 is just a random number that emerged from my OCD brain. I think, at the time, I thought it rhymed..

I love emoticons, and I'm obsessed with anything pertaining to Twilight, babies and straws. You can laugh; It's completely ridiculous I know.

Am I random? Yes. Do I care? No. I'm a snarky sarcastic bastard that is truly passionate about babies, science and Yearbook. Yes yearbook, I'm a yerd! -@_@-

I'm a cannon girl, but every now and then I like to switch it up. I love lots and lots of lemonade and anything citrusy; but who doesn't love a good lemon? (;

I do partake in using the Twitter to ramble on about random nonsense. Follow me: @jia225

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10374 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 12h ago - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Meadow of the Midnight Sun by HeartOfDarkess reviews
EPOV. Edwards take on his out of control feelings when he takes Bella to his meadow for the first time, and the story beyond. Romance ensues as Bella and Edward become deeply involved. Canon. Midnight Sun continuation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 156,958 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Clovers and Red balloons by distant.dream118 reviews
AH Alice/Jasper one-shot written for The Countdown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Birth by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Edward has just delivered Renesmee, and is trying to assist with Bella's transformation. What happens when this appears to be failing? Will a hero step in? EPOV. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
First Time Bonus scene from my story My Girl by CindyCinlou555 reviews
This is Quil and Claire's first time. It takes place right after Chapter 25. This is from Claire's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2009 - [Claire, Quil Jr.] - Complete
Two Weeks by ThoseNights reviews
For two weeks, Forks High students must take care of actual children. This includes the Cullens and Bella. But when things escalate into something more...Edward finds himself making drastic decisions. Full summary inside. New ALERT up.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,792 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Time of the Month by xAnotherTwilighterx reviews
Bella gets her period during her and Edward's honeymoon on Isle Esme. What happens? First fanfic. I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Happy Time by darlingtigerangel reviews
There's to much lust in the Cullen's House. Can Edward handle it? Or will he resort to some self enjoyment? First One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete