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Did you guys ever play the penis game? It's when two people go back and forth, saying the word penis. Each time you get a little louder, and whoever says it the loudest wins.


...Penis is a funny word.

PLEASE NO FUCKING COPYCAT-INGGGG. :) You're only hurting yourself. :3

If you think I'm RUDE (snaps in Z formation)then you... are totally right. I'm a SASSY MAMA JAMA. I just really don't know WHUUT to put here. I guess I should tell you something about me. Not that you'd care. My fish, however, thinks I'm awesome. Side note: I'm a "xD" whore. Don't be afraid if I keep laughing. xD I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. You're just not laughing. :)

Kay. I'm Aiden. :)

I freaking love talking to people. Don't be afraid to message me. I like meeting people. And I sound like I'm writing a freaking eHarmony description.

Let's ... keep going ...

Gender: Dude.

Age: Why you gotta know, pedos?


Psst... I'm 16 ;)

Kay. On with the facts people don't care about. :3

Yes, I like twilight. What of it?

I find alot of things funny. Ever been scared shitless from some online video? I burst out laughing at that crap. :

Say no to drugs. Say hell yes to tacos. CAN I GET AN AMMMEEEN??

You know what else is funny? When I try to be cool.

I don't wear matching socks.

I have about 12 pink shirts.

My friend Lee and I have a craplload of inside jokes. Like this one, (long story, won't explain xD) where it involves someone sniffing their ring finger. Whenever we see anything relatively close to that, we look at each other and burst out laughing.

I laugh a lot.

I watch The Nanny. and damn proud of it, son!

Whenever I'm flipping through the channels and see ANY game show, I scream NO WHAMMYs, NO WHAMMYs!! And I get really into it.

Favorite older Disney movie - MULAN.


Love my red pants. I wanna marry 'em.

When someone asks,"What's up?" I say "PENIS."

I am a "That's what she said," whore. I will say it in church.

Priest: We come together-


Ethan: Make sure it's long enough.


Dwayne: ...bang me.


Ethan: I think we can fit that one in with the rest of them.


Justin: I hate you, Aiden.


Dwayne: This is so hard.


Justin: Put it in, then take it out real fast.


Art teacher holding clay: It usually dries when exposed to air.


Sad part is... this is all completely true.

Grand total:

Punches: 3

Detentions: 2

Groundings: 4

Pitiful looks: 567890987654567890 and a half.

OKIE DOKIE THEN. Moving along.

My friends hate me. They stuck up for me when my mom thought I was drinking beer, but when it's all in good fun, they fucking make me life miserable.




Justin: FAIL.

Me: Hey, Maxine, I wanted to ask you... maybe on Saturday...


Dwayne: BAHAHAHAHA Epic fail!!

But I love those jackasses to death.


Adios Amoebas.

Friends are like buttcheeks. Shit comes between them, but they always stick together.


P.s. I've gotten a PM asking if I was gay. I'm not bothered at all(I actually find it freaking hilarious xD), and if you're wondering, I'm not gay.

All you guys can relax.

All girls, beware. Your brain will explode from my buffoonness.

Marathon runner: IT'S TWO MILES!


Update 12/10/09 - Dearest grandfather has passed away. I'm going to the Philippines soon for his funeral, if anyone is wondering.

Probably not. In any case, it made me think. A lot.

Update again 12/20/09 - I'm back. Again, probably no one cares. No matter. xD

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Alls fair in love and war by Cheynee reviews
The journey of love and hate between Lily and James through school up until Harry is born. Marauders pranks, school romance and cute times. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 370,239 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 5/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16090 - Favs: 7,537 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20367 - Favs: 13,697 - Follows: 5,600 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Color of a Full Moon by Luce-depp reviews
Lupin and Tonks, ever wanted to know how they met and she fell in love? Will include all book situations they're involved in and the unwritten moments that got them there. RL&NT. POV of both characters. M for moments in the later chapters. Canon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 429,327 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Prayer of the Refugee by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to Feel Good Drag. Bella is living life good, racing, hot boyfriend, nice friends...until she wins a yellow Camero in a drag race, and Bella’s life is plummeted into an unknown world of transformers as the race begins. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mind Reader by randomgirl18 reviews
Bella Swan has no idea who Edward Cullen is until she hears him in her head. Though they are thousands of miles apart, strangers, they form a bond while thinking each others thoughts. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,905 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Gravity by myoathkeeper reviews
At that moment, I remember myself thinking, that there was no one else in the whole world that mattered more to me. I could never again live without him – I would rather die. A fanfic that takes place right where New Moon left off...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,488 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Stuck On You by The Potter Identity reviews
Remus loves Tonks. Tonks loves Remus. But neither of them will admitt it. Sirius is going to do something about it. It's surprising how far wizarding crazy glue can go....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.