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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 458,648 - Reviews: 25331 - Favs: 6,596 - Follows: 6,684 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6740 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Butler by maipigen reviews
Bella's parents die and suddenly her world is upside down. A beautiful, clearly insane man claims she's a wealthy heiress and he's her personal, very efficient butler and that she's his world. What's a girl to do? Inspired by Mei-Chan No Shitsuji.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9574 - Favs: 9,206 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10385 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13433 - Favs: 7,788 - Follows: 4,742 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pieces of You by drotuno reviews
She wanted all of him, something he couldn't give her. He'd finally found the one thing that meant everything, yet he belonged to someone else. She wanted to believe everything he ever promised, but a heart can only be so strong when faith is tested. Rated M/Canon couples/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,377 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Cowardly Lion by laughablelamb reviews
Edward Cullen is beyond shy, Bella Swan has similar issues, and Alice, given an opportunity she never thought possible, has a plan that she hopes will help them both understand the value of a little human interaction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 336,167 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Browncoat Revelation by Ultrawoman reviews
Sheldon had no idea that Penny shares one of his greatest passions, and when he finds out, it leads to a closeness neither could have imagined possible! Early/Mid Season 5, Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12150 - Favs: 5,318 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Paradigm Alteration by FireTigerSoul reviews
After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23055 - Favs: 14,968 - Follows: 10,761 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,753 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18546 - Favs: 7,730 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiverse by GeorgeGlass reviews
The wolves were distracted from rescuing Bella from Laurent, and Edward lost her forever. The Cullens have created a solution that will send Edward on an incredible journey through the multiverse searching for his lost love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,423 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14390 - Favs: 16,052 - Follows: 8,511 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6220 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12193 - Favs: 5,745 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9600 - Favs: 8,378 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 5,259 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Fair Penny by immortalbeloved13 reviews
Sheldon's problems begin when he offers to pay for Penny's voice lessons
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8141 - Favs: 5,002 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete