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Hey, it's A Heart That's Never Been Whole (You can call me Daff).

Well, I don't exactly know if I'll actually be posting; probably just reviewing and favoriting. :3 I do, however, have several fav pairings;

Fruits Basket: TohruKyo, KaguraYuki

Naruto: KakaNaru, TemShika, InoKiba, InoKank (LAWLZ), GaaTen

Bleach: IchiRukia, GrimmUlqui (8D So beautiful!)

Inu Yasha: InuKago, SanMiro (We all know we love it), Sessho-whoever-that-wind-demoness-is

Ranma 1/2: RanmaAkane, Ryoga-that-one-chick-who-cooks

Yeah, I don't really know names. :3 So sue me.

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Stolen from my other account, Narukashi666

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Hidan, Kakashi, Kakuzu

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? KakaNaru, HidaKaku

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No. :(

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Eh, the first few of the manga...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Oh, Hidan...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Um, SasuNo-one

9. Which team is your favorite? Kakashi's genin team. :)

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Obito's dead, Tobi is Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? NOT A DAMN THEORY.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan-chan. :3

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Is there a Die-Sasuke option?

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? ...No.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? ...No...

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, I think he just REALLY wants attention.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti, she's such a bitch.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Need I say anything? GOD DAMN, I LOVE TOBI.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ...Search your heart... there is a reason he is called 'The Green Beast of Konoha'...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Eh... Gaara.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? No comment.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? If Kakashi were a gentle, sweet-natured man who loves bunnies and candy, I would claim him instantly.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yup.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I'm getting to it, don't rush me!

27. Do you like lemons? ...yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Unfortunately, no.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this? No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? ...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes. Damn Barnes and Nobles...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ...Maybe... DON'T JUDGE ME.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Yondaime-chan is dead...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? ...yes...

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No, he always looks like a drag queen.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Two, actually. :3

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Well, DUH!!

I, AHeartThat'sNeverBeenWhole, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

List 12 of your favourite Naruto Characters

(Not in any particular order)

1. Naruto

2. Kakashi

3. Hidan

4. Kakuzu

5. Anko

6. Iruka

7. TOBI!!

8. Deidara

9. Kakashi

10. Minato

11. Sai

12. Kushina

1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before

IrukaXSai: Eeeeeeeeeek...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kakuzu is teh smexiest zombie in teh world.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh, it is physically impossible for Kushina to make Dei pregnant... but in the world of FANFICTION... :D

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh, hell yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Unfortunately, the KakaIruka fics I've read have all been extremely cute... T/ \T

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.

Ooo, AnkoKakashi or AnkoMinato?... tough choice...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.

Hmm, I think Tobi would tell Minato, who would kill Kakashi.

8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.

Minato found the violet-eyed boy in the forest. He took him in, but that just seemed to make matters worse for his already screwed-up hormone system... YES, I KNOW I'M NO GOOD AT SUMMARIES!! DX

9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?

Er, probably, yeah, I mean, Naruto and Dei look so much like each other... O/ \o

10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.

Hmm, TobiXKushina... "The Uchiha Glamour; Kushina lost everything, but out of nothing came an answer to her prayers... "Tobi is a good boy! Tobi will help!" "

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?


12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Oh, necessarily.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Eh, I dunno.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five

Kakashi, Anko, Kakuzu... hmmm... NOPE!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?

"I'm TNT! I'm DY-NA-MITE!"

17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Naruto/Iruka/Kushina: WARNING; Slight pedophile-ism.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?

Eep. O/ \O

19. How might Eleven describe a relation between Two and Eight?

Sai- KakaDei "It's an explosive relationship... (Smirks) Of course, Kakashi's ALWAYS seme..."

20. How emo is Two?

Oh, horribly emo.

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago...

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

Naruto and Tobi are in a happy relationship until Tobi runs off with Kakuzu. Naruto, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sai and a brief unhappy affair with Kushina, then follows the wise advice of Anko and finds true love with Hidan. Kakashi kills everyone and steals Naruto away in the night, and the kidnapped shinobi falls for his captor instead of Hidan. X3

23. What title would you give this fic?


24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?


25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five fic.

Naruto was adopted by Kakuzu and Anko, and grew up knowing the meaning of bitter pain.

"No one ever wrote fanfic flames who didn't deserve them in turn." -my own little philosophy

"Sometimes, you've just gotta stop, yank up the roses, and strangle someone with the vines. Fuck that sissy smelling shit." -Again, my own little philosophy. :3

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Just Like a Girl by Dior Crystal reviews
Due to Szayel accidentally giving Ulquiorra the wrong pills, Ulquiorra turns into a girl overnight. Oh dear God. Can he go through this whole ordeal without being discovered? GrimmUlqui, one-sided IchiUlqui and GrimmRen. Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,711 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
What's a Holiday, Aizen? by Emma Stargaze reviews
Aizen's bored, and decides to bring human holidays to Heuco Mundo. This time he's brought Cinco de Mayo. What's this? He doesn't know anything about Cinco de Mayo? Then how can he celebrate it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,867 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
At Your Service by Dior Crystal reviews
The first thing that Ulquiorra thought when he saw his uniform for work was that this had better be a joke or a mistake. It was not. Maid!Ulquiorra. AU. GrimmUlqui. Written for the GrimmUlquiFC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Mon Espoir by ChiharuSato22 reviews
Grimmjow remembers things he shouldn't remember—things about his human life. But, most of all, things about Ulquiorra. And, that's what frightens him. Fate has funny ways of bringing two people together—again. Fate isn't exactly fair, either. GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Grey by ChiharuSato22
There was still something he needed to say so it couldn't be possible. It just couldn't be possible. He couldn't be dead. // GrimmUlqui. YAOI. AU. // Warning: Angstangstangst, emoemoemo, OOCness, suicide.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Hello, Neighbour by Dior Crystal reviews
When Ulquiorra moves into his new house, he thinks the neighbourhood and everyone there are perfect. Until he meets his annoying neighbour, that is. GrimmUlqui. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Gifts From the Heart by Moonchild DJ reviews
Oneshot for Christmas! Grimm/Ulqui. When the Arrancar are expected to participate in Christmas...what is it that Ulquiorra and Grimmjow want the most?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by FenName reviews
/ DROPPED / While watching the sun set one day, what if a blue-haired maniac walks up to you, sexually harasses you, and tells you you're beautiful? Will you be ready? Ulquiorra Schiffer sure isn't!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Catwalk by pretense reviews
‘Ulquiorra’ and ‘indifferent’ are basically two synonymous words. But everything changes when our protagonist wakes up one morning sharing a bed with the latest celebrity sensation in town. AU. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,383 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 2,974 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Ramdon quotes never used on Bleach by xXWhoWantsToKnowXx reviews
What do you think the Bleach characters say when they arent shown on screen? Click here to find out! loL
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Eye can see you by chibi-zoe reviews
Ulquiorra is far more kinky than Grimmjow ever gave him credit for. Explicit GrimmUlqui PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Someday by Narukashi666 reviews
Right, I don't know what prompted me to write this, but I think it's good. KakaNaru, fluffy at parts. Please don't flame me too hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful by ChiharuSato22 reviews
He's so beautiful. That's why I can't understand why he does the things he does. // GrimmUlqui. Yaoi/Shounen-Ai. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Innocence by ChiharuSato22 reviews
We'll never speak the words we both need to hear. We'll never be what we need to be because "together" is a term that will never describe us. I think that this innocence is really guilt. You think so, too. // Yaoi/Shounen-Ai GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Dr Schiffer by Dior Crystal reviews
Of all people Grimmjow had to fall in love with, he had to fall in love with his doctor, Ulquiorra Schiffer, who is determined to keep their relationship as it should be; one between a patient and a doctor, nothing more. Life sucks. Shounen ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
Cat and Mouse by peppermint quartz reviews
AizenGin, AU. I have been watching him, and I have decided. I will have him. Gift fic for the AiGin FC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
It Must Be Destiny by Pippin's Socks reviews
Next time he asks her to marry him they better not be in a hole, in the rain, at 2am...bleeding...In fact just don't ask again. - UraYoru
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2009 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Amusing by ShadowDragon-24 reviews
One boring day or night in Las Noches leads our favorite blue-haired Espada to do some aimless wandering. However, what will happen when his 'kitty' urges are enticed? For Grimmjow, humiliation and chaos. For Ulquiorra, amusement. ONESHOT! UlquiGrimm
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Jericho by Goldberry reviews
It's time to tear it all down. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Plastic Ponies by D.C.1 reviews
It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,673 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Gothic Angst reviews
A teen rebel, a disfunctional family, a perverted shinobi, a Neko-Demon father, and a giant wolf- how much stranger can you get? My first fic with an OC as the main character, so please be nice. OOC, possible fluff and lemon. ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Kakashi H.
Tobi makes a mess. :3 TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete