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I promise you all, that was NOT me who wrote the last thing on this. I do not know who it was, and I would appreciate support from anyone reading this on this issue. This has NEVER happened to me before, I would love some advice. I love twilight, always have, always will. Read my stories and you'll know that that shines through. I do not mock ANYONE. I myself have been mocked so many times before and I refuse to hurt anyone. I wrote the reasons to hate Twilight on impulse, and you know what, Im deleing it now, jus FYI. The only reason I haven't found out about this is because this is my first real chance to get on FF. My computer is being an idiot again, Im writing this a my friend's house. That's why I haven't been updating, Im really sorry, just hang on wiht me a little while longer, please. Thanks.
SO BEFORE EVERYONE READS THIS I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW:
FIRST OFF, I HATE TWILIGHT. BELLA'S A PMSING LITTLE TWIT WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER. SHE NEEDS TO GO F HERSELF AND DIE. IM ALSO PRO TEAM TYLER'S VAN. I REALLY DO WISH THAT SHE WOULD HAVE BECOME ROADKILL ON THE VAN. I MEAN, GOD WHAT DOES EDWARD FREAKING SEE IN HER?! HE SHOULD HAVE LET JAMES ATE HER LIKE GOOOOOODDDDDDDD. I WROTE A THREE PAGE LONG PAPER ON WHY TWILIGHT SHOULD BE BANNED. I THINK THAT YOU TWILIGHT LOVERS SHOULD GO FORM YOUR OWN LITTLE CLAN IN THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE WORLD. AWAY FROM THE SANE PEOPLE. THERE'S SO MUCH BETTER THINGS YOU CAN READ, SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS? YOU COULD SAVE MANY HOURS AND BRAIN CELLS BY NOT READING TWILIGHT.
YOU MAY ASK, "THEN WHY, S-BELL, OH WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY TWILIGHT FANFICTIONS??"
FIRST OF ALL, MY STORY THAT'S LIKE, TWENTY REASONS WHY TWILIGHT IS BAD THING? YOU KNOW HOW I SAID IT WAS A LIE? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! HECKS NO!! I WAS JUST LYING TO YOU GUYS AND YOU ALL BELIEVED IT!! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!??! SECOND OF ALL, I DO IT TO MOCK YOU. I DO IT TO PLAY ON YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS FOR EDWARD. IT'S H.I.L.A.R.O.U.S.
GO TEAM TYLER'S VAN!!!
UM ANYWAY, THAT'S ALL I REALLY WANTED TO SAY. AND OH, BRITTANY?
gotcha. stay off my facebook page u little beyotch.
OK. SO. . . My friends and I are really into writing right now, and Twilight is our fav book. It just made sense to start Twilight fan fiction. I have three dogs, no cats. My mom's allergic. I do live in the US of A. Illinois, actually. I also have a turtle. My friends question my sanity often, but that's nothing new. I question my friends' as well. I have no life, and I spend most of my free time practicing my viola, or (more often than not) on this site, reading. I'm a HUGE bookworm. I've got one story, but I am working on getting a few more up. I have no completed stories. I think that's it. BYE!!
Alrighty guys, bad news. I'm really sorry to those of you reading Rising Sun. I'm putting it on hold. Please don't hate me. Anyways, while that's on hold, you can check out my other two stories. Orphans is about my friend and I going to live with Charlie and Best Friends is about Edward and Bella falling in love after years of friendship, and thier bumps along the road. Thanks!
Oh, and before I forget, happy New Moon DVD release! I went to one of the release parties. Lots of fun! I got the manga version of Twilight while I was there, and it's actually pretty good. It's based off the book, not the movie. That's all I want to say, so... yeah. Have a great day!
Bonjour! Whats up peeples? I'm working on getting a new chapter to Rising Sun, but it still might be awhile. I just want you to know about my friend Katime Shy. She's working on a ton of stories. Shoutout: Get your a@# in gear Kat! ;P JK, you know I love you. Anyways, it's only 35 days left until Eclipse comes out! I can't wait! All I have to do is convince my mom to let me go to the midnight showing with my friends. Mission Eclipse in gear! Wish me luck! ;>
Hey! I put up a website with pics for my FF stories! I'm starting with Forever and Always, the sequel to Orphans. This is it: www.myfanfictionstoriespics.webs.com Enjoy the story and tell me how you like it!
Hola! I just want to thank natnatboo for choosing me to continue the story Who Am I. I'll contiue it soon, but I've yet to finish the first chapter of Forever and Always. So I'll continue as soon as I finish that (I'm working on it! You try writing your best friend's and your wedding sceane! Can you say pressure?). I'll try to live up to natnatboo's story so far. Peace!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On Bath Salts Directions: put in water.
On Brownie Mix Directions: preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
(Team bella was supposed to be here saying cuz shes Edwards girl... but I dont lie so I couldnt put it on my profile)
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin... that was fun, let's do it again!
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a dollar"
FRIENDS: Give you thier umbrella when it's raining
BESTFRIENDS: Take yours and yell "Run Bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he breaks up with you
BESTFRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall.
BESTFRIENDS: Will keep walking and say "Walk much dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this
The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
( ) You have run into a tree.
( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
( ) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
total so far= 10
( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire
( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling.
(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(X) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
(X) You just laughed.
total so far= 10
( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 11
(X) You have eaten a bug.
( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 13
(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(X) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
( ) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together= 15
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(x)You wear lip gloss/chapstick.