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I promise you all, that was NOT me who wrote the last thing on this. I do not know who it was, and I would appreciate support from anyone reading this on this issue. This has NEVER happened to me before, I would love some advice. I love twilight, always have, always will. Read my stories and you'll know that that shines through. I do not mock ANYONE. I myself have been mocked so many times before and I refuse to hurt anyone. I wrote the reasons to hate Twilight on impulse, and you know what, Im deleing it now, jus FYI. The only reason I haven't found out about this is because this is my first real chance to get on FF. My computer is being an idiot again, Im writing this a my friend's house. That's why I haven't been updating, Im really sorry, just hang on wiht me a little while longer, please. Thanks.

SO BEFORE EVERYONE READS THIS I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW:

FIRST OFF, I HATE TWILIGHT. BELLA'S A PMSING LITTLE TWIT WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR HER. SHE NEEDS TO GO F HERSELF AND DIE. IM ALSO PRO TEAM TYLER'S VAN. I REALLY DO WISH THAT SHE WOULD HAVE BECOME ROADKILL ON THE VAN. I MEAN, GOD WHAT DOES EDWARD FREAKING SEE IN HER?! HE SHOULD HAVE LET JAMES ATE HER LIKE GOOOOOODDDDDDDD. I WROTE A THREE PAGE LONG PAPER ON WHY TWILIGHT SHOULD BE BANNED. I THINK THAT YOU TWILIGHT LOVERS SHOULD GO FORM YOUR OWN LITTLE CLAN IN THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE WORLD. AWAY FROM THE SANE PEOPLE. THERE'S SO MUCH BETTER THINGS YOU CAN READ, SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS? YOU COULD SAVE MANY HOURS AND BRAIN CELLS BY NOT READING TWILIGHT.

YOU MAY ASK, "THEN WHY, S-BELL, OH WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY TWILIGHT FANFICTIONS??"

FIRST OF ALL, MY STORY THAT'S LIKE, TWENTY REASONS WHY TWILIGHT IS BAD THING? YOU KNOW HOW I SAID IT WAS A LIE? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! HECKS NO!! I WAS JUST LYING TO YOU GUYS AND YOU ALL BELIEVED IT!! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!??! SECOND OF ALL, I DO IT TO MOCK YOU. I DO IT TO PLAY ON YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS FOR EDWARD. IT'S H.I.L.A.R.O.U.S.

GO TEAM TYLER'S VAN!!!

UM ANYWAY, THAT'S ALL I REALLY WANTED TO SAY. AND OH, BRITTANY?

gotcha. stay off my facebook page u little beyotch.

OK. SO. . . My friends and I are really into writing right now, and Twilight is our fav book. It just made sense to start Twilight fan fiction. I have three dogs, no cats. My mom's allergic. I do live in the US of A. Illinois, actually. I also have a turtle. My friends question my sanity often, but that's nothing new. I question my friends' as well. I have no life, and I spend most of my free time practicing my viola, or (more often than not) on this site, reading. I'm a HUGE bookworm. I've got one story, but I am working on getting a few more up. I have no completed stories. I think that's it. BYE!!

Alrighty guys, bad news. I'm really sorry to those of you reading Rising Sun. I'm putting it on hold. Please don't hate me. Anyways, while that's on hold, you can check out my other two stories. Orphans is about my friend and I going to live with Charlie and Best Friends is about Edward and Bella falling in love after years of friendship, and thier bumps along the road. Thanks!

Oh, and before I forget, happy New Moon DVD release! I went to one of the release parties. Lots of fun! I got the manga version of Twilight while I was there, and it's actually pretty good. It's based off the book, not the movie. That's all I want to say, so... yeah. Have a great day!

Bonjour! Whats up peeples? I'm working on getting a new chapter to Rising Sun, but it still might be awhile. I just want you to know about my friend Katime Shy. She's working on a ton of stories. Shoutout: Get your a@# in gear Kat! ;P JK, you know I love you. Anyways, it's only 35 days left until Eclipse comes out! I can't wait! All I have to do is convince my mom to let me go to the midnight showing with my friends. Mission Eclipse in gear! Wish me luck! ;>

Hey! I put up a website with pics for my FF stories! I'm starting with Forever and Always, the sequel to Orphans. This is it: www.myfanfictionstoriespics.webs.com Enjoy the story and tell me how you like it!

Hola! I just want to thank natnatboo for choosing me to continue the story Who Am I. I'll contiue it soon, but I've yet to finish the first chapter of Forever and Always. So I'll continue as soon as I finish that (I'm working on it! You try writing your best friend's and your wedding sceane! Can you say pressure?). I'll try to live up to natnatboo's story so far. Peace!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing he says is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On Bath Salts Directions: put in water.

On Brownie Mix Directions: preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.

TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.

TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.

TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.

TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.

(Team bella was supposed to be here saying cuz shes Edwards girl... but I dont lie so I couldnt put it on my profile)

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin... that was fun, let's do it again!

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a dollar"

FRIENDS: Give you thier umbrella when it's raining

BESTFRIENDS: Take yours and yell "Run Bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he breaks up with you

BESTFRIENDS: Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall.

BESTFRIENDS: Will keep walking and say "Walk much dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this

The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total= 3

( ) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

( ) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

total so far= 10

( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire

( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(X) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(X) You just laughed.

total so far= 10

( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 11

(X) You have eaten a bug.

( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 13

(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(X) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

( ) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 15

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x)You love hoodies.

(x)You love jeans.

(x)Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
( )You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
( )Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
( )You watch sports on TV.
( ) Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.
( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x)You like going to high school football games.
( )You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
( )Baggy pants are cool to wear.
( )It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x)Sports are fun.
(X)Talk with food in your mouth.
(x)Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x)You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
( )You love to shop.
(x)You wear eyeliner.
(x)You wear the color pink
(x)Go to your mom for advice.
(X)You consider cheerleading a sport.
( )You hate wearing the color black.
( )You like hanging out at the mall.
(x)You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
( )Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
( )Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x)You don't like the movie Star Wars.
( )You were in gymnastics/dance.
( )It takes you around/ more one hour to shower.
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.
(x)You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
( )You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x)You love the movies.
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(x)Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
(X)Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 13

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Rock It! by obsessed cullen disorder reviews
Bella becomes a famous singer with a band and they are vampires. What happens if the Cullens are at one of the concerts?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Many Deaths of Edward Cullen by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
My brother always said that Twilight would be better if Stephanie Meyer had killed off Edward. Would it? Would it really be better? So I have had it arranged that Edward should die in any way possible. Funny ways, stupid ways, gross ways...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward
In the Shadows of Forever by Brown-eyedCullenGirl reviews
A day before her wedding Bella disappears and later evidences that she's dead are found. Eighty years later the Cullens decide to go back to Forks and surprise some vampires between who is someone they know. What really happened to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,162 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie's Questions by Glitterb1234 reviews
A series of one shots about Renesmee discovering the world around her by asking her family questions. Reader Participation! Review to suggest something she can ask.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Sunrise by TinyButDangerous reviews
FLUFF. Change comes in small packages. Three packages to be exactly. How do they impact Bella and where does Jacob fit into the picture?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Girl Next Door by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Childhood sweethearts turned bitter are forced to pose as a married couple. If the wrong people find out their marriage is a sham, they'll both be killed. The one thing they didn't expect? Falling in love all over again. ExB, All Human, Bella POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Like You by Goddess Evie reviews
When Edward heard those words, "He's at the funeral," he knew what he had to do. An excerpt of what Edward does when he tries to kill himself at the end of New Moon told from his point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Edward - Complete
Twilight Saga: Sun High by Breaking Dawn was the best one reviews
The cullens Plus Jacob and Renesmee have retured to Forks after fifteen years of living with the Denali's and are about to start highschool all over again. 15 years after Breaking Dawn. Bella's POV. My first story please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
What a mystery you are by CreepingDinosaur reviews
Edward Cullen, the emo kid nobody talks to gets talked into tutoring a student for his math class. What happens when its Bella Swan, the cheerleading straight A student? Will Edward learn that she is different? Shes not like anybody else hes ever met...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,695 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Temper Trip by JMFanficQueen reviews
Renesmee and Jacob have taken the role of 17 year olds at Lion Pride Private School but when things get serious between them, secrets are formed. When some of those secrets spill out, how far will Edward go to do what is he considers 'Right'.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,526 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
VampireOLantern: Cullen Family Halloween Special by Surviving Sheika reviews
Halloween at the Cullens. Insanity ensues as Alice tries to make the Cullen family and Bella live out the sterotypical American Halloween. With candy, toilet paper and lots of eggs. *Warning: This story is all nonsense. Not for weak hearted* Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,116 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
IM with the Cullens by Sam the Ant Ha reviews
Start with a chatroom. Throw in the Cullens, add in a human and werewolf, spice it up with a dash of jealousy and a spoonful of lust, mix throughly and it's a recipe for disaster. *Rated M because now I have dirty talk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009
Wife Swap: The Mystery Edition by Every'Piece'Has'A'Purpose reviews
Emmett and Jasper sign the family up for Wife Swap. But, what if the new mom and her family aren't exactly human? A new version of the favorite story. After BD. First Fanfic. Criticizm welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,803 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
My Heart's Keeper by susha1987 reviews
Sequel to Bound by Love. Better summary inside. Bella's inner turmoil stengthens when her ties with Edward are constantly jeopordized and Rose accuses her and Trevor of falling in love. What will Bella do when her heart is put on the line time after time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Til Death Do Us Part by RuthLovesEdward reviews
Jacob and Bella need money fast ... their way to get it is for Bella to marry a rich someone - Edward Cullen. Will their plan work or will some complications get in the way. Please read and review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Escape by GKRKarateKid reviews
Kahlen used to be a small town girl. One of those accident prone people who could be trusted to add a dash of excitment to a rainy day. But then her parents decided to take a trip to italy. The trip that ended her life. This is her story...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010
My Immortal by barefootduchess reviews
What if the first time Bella and Edward met she mistook him for a different type of immortal? What if she weren't completely incorrect? Alternate Universe, Cannon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So This is Love by twilightaddict218 reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were two. But Bella had to move when she was 12. Now, Edward is a total player and has slept with almost all the girls in school. Bella is confident and hot. What happens when feelings form? AH,OOC R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,806 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stalker by All.I.Hear.Is.Green.Day reviews
Jasper Hale barely knows Alice. But, boy does Alice Brandon know Jasper Hale! Jasper has always admired Alice, for her wits, her looks, her sweet nature. But little does Jasper know that he is constantly spied on, by none other than Alice Brandon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,091 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
You're Telling Me They're Real! by All.I.Hear.Is.Green.Day reviews
What happens when best friends Alyssa, Cammie, and Kendra find out that Twilight is not just they're favorite book. It's a world. The Cullen's are real. And they set off to find them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009
The summer I fell in love with Edward Cullen by Theonewhostandsout reviews
Edward and Bella have secretly loved each other from day 1 but what happens when Bella moves in next door to her best friend edward and has to be completely alone with him and there's no one else for at least 10 miles. And what about Edward's secrets?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Queen of Vanity by etherealloveliness reviews
The family meeting in Midnight Sun in Rosalie's POV. Has anyone every thought about how ROSALIE feels about Edward's decision? All characters included in this story belong to Stephenie Meyer, as well as the dialogue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
You Don't Mess With a Pixie by TwilitisVictim reviews
Carlisle takes away Alice’s credit cards because he thinks she needs a break from shopping. Alice has a nervous/mental breakdown. Also, what happens when Alice recieves a text that was supposed to be to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Alice
Twilight in a Nutshell by bodiechan reviews
A comical summary of the Twilight movie. Please don't shoot me. Includes bonus features: New Moon in a Nutshell!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
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Forever and Always reviews
Sequel to Orphans. Four years later. Stars with our marriges. I suck at summaries because I never want to give to much away! Please, PLEASE R and R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010
The Killer and The Lover reviews
'"You're . . . A . . . vamp-" My sentance cut off as I fainted from lack of all nutrition and sleep.' Bella's parents are killed by a mysterious vampire on her seventeenth birthday. How will she handle the stress? I don't own Twilight! R&R please! ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Only Exception reviews
Based off the song by Paramore. Bella has closed her heart to love. When she finally finds 'the one' he doesn't love her. Will he ever except her, and love her back? Dark secrets will be uncovered by both . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Simpler Times
This is a one-shot of things that happen to Bella when Edward doesn't come back in New Moon. There is no happy ending. It's called simpler times because Bella gets to go to the time when Edward was a human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Published: 10/15/2010
Best Friends reviews
B & E r best friends. Bella wants nothing more than to be with Edward. Tanya forces Bella's heart to break when she goes out with Edward. Will he reilize his mistake before Jacob interferes? Way better then it sounds. Terrible at summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
Orphans reviews
Lawrea me is Charlie's niece and goes to live with him after her father dies. She brings Katime, her only friend from the orphanage. Embry soon imprints on her. Seth imprints on Katime.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,895 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete