Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN tWILIGHT ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS STEPHENIE MEYER DOES!
My pledge to the Major:
Fuck-hot-sexy, Major Whitlock takes the podium. The 'mmmmmm's are heard by all before he clears his throat and begins his speech, "A revolution has begun," *ForksPixie puts on her sexy camouflage & parades around ff.net* "It seems that authors are sad *ForksPixie pouts* that they have to beg for reviews." *ForksPixie shakes her head* "The writers work hard to bring quality fics to the fandom and the only pay back they ask for is a few words after a chapter to let them know if the reader liked it, how did it make them feel and/or a respectful critique of their work." *everyone applauds - ForksPixie whistles mostly at Major Whitlock* "All I ask is that you join the Revolution to end this injustice, show our support to the Fuck-Awesome writers and sign an agreement to your profile." *standing ovation - ForksPixie runs to sign, adds to her Fanfiction profile b/c she hates to disappoint the Major, unf just fucken unf*
I, KittyAsrai, do solemnly swear to review all the fictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.
I can be found on Twitter : @KittyAsrai