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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

PERSONAL RANT

I REALLY HATED THE WAY HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ENDED. I MEAN THE DARKEST LORD IN OVER A CENTURY GETS KILLED BY HIS OWN CURSE???? HOW LAME CAN IT GET?

ANYWAY WHEN IT COMES TO PAIRINGS, I DETEST THAT HARRY GOES OUT WITH A GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS MOM WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG. THAT IS ... JUST NOT RIGHT... UGH KINDA CREEPY REALLY.

WELL AS FOR HERMIONE GRANGER I THINK SHE WOULD DO WELL IF SHE GOT HERSELF A GOYLE OR CRABBE SO THAT SHE CAN INSERT HER AUTHORITY AND COMMAND OVER THOSE TWO POOR BASTARDS. IN WAY SHE REALLY IS SIMILAR TO DRACO WHEN IT COMES TO CONTROLING OTHER PEOPLE AND WORSHIPING THE PERSON THEY ADMIRE.

A CHALLENGE: A BLEACH/HP CROSSOVER

A MASTER OF DEATH HARRY I.E (POSSESSES ALL THE HALLOWS WITH HIM AND HE IS IMMORTAL) HAS LIVED FOR LONG TIME, THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS DIED ONLY HE IS LEFT. BY CHANCE HE STUMBLES IN TO KARAKURA, WHERE HE ENDS UP BECOMING A SHINGAMI.

OR

HE IS TRANSPORTED TO THE BLEACH UNIVERSE AFTER BEING HIT BY A KILLING CURSE...THERE HE FINDS OUT THERE ARE NO WIZARDS ONLY SHINGAMI.

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Rabid Plot Fox by Catherine or Cate reviews
a solution to Rabid Plot Bunnies. Oneshot s short stories. Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass adventures. Because my ideas have to go somewhere. HPDG. Alternate Universe. Mostly love based etc. FLUFF. Slytherin Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,302 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 5,075 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 5,008 - Follows: 4,766 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 8,141 - Follows: 8,779 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6808 - Favs: 8,413 - Follows: 6,616 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Misadventures of DX and the Hardy Boyz by redsandman99 reviews
From meeting Bigfoot sort of , being chased by “killer” dogs and driving everyone else insane, these four wrestlers never have a dull moment.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 101,398 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/10/2008
Modest, Too by Luan Mao reviews
Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 3,628 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Fueled Anger by Kaitabi reviews
HPxFEM BLAISE! Harry is deeply angered by the loss of Sirius, Dumbledore's lies and Manipulations, and the betrayal of his friends. What will happen to him? Will he turn dark,stay light, or walk the line between both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,680 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 6,027 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rose Red, Lily White by brickroad16 reviews
When Morgana begins receiving flowers from a secret admirer, she and Gwen are determined to puzzle out the message and the sender. Set early-S1.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
All Time Low by xGeminiGirlx reviews
"You could have any man in Albion." "No I couldn't..." "Excuse me?" "I can't have you." Merlin/Morgana. Spoilers from season 2. Read and review!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Beginning of a New Life by rlpj4 reviews
AU. After the events of fourth year, Harry does not return to Privet Drive. He, with the help of Gringotts, decides to travel and learn as much as he can to help him in the fight against Voldemort. Super!Harry, Time-Travel!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,729 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 277 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 7,410 - Follows: 7,175 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Tequila by Johnny Farrar reviews
Despite the overwhelming odds, Harry refused to put down his wand or his bottle of tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Slytherinesque Revenge by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is forced to Marry Ginny... but will it be happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Lion and a Unicorn by Mnemosyne77 reviews
Part 1 of the 'Life in Moments' Trilogy. Morgana dreams and in trying to work out what it means she discovers something about Arthur's servant.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,456 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
He Did it His Way by Hamm On Wry reviews
After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,364 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Niger Ovis: Black Sheep by Dark Lord Fox reviews
AU Harry Potter was raised by the Potter's house elves while Jason Potter, his twin, was raised by Lily and James. Why? Because Dumbledore said Jason was the boy-who-lived. Dumbledore can't be wrong, right? Twin Fic. Mostly in 7th Year No Pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., OC
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 911 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Cheater by Tridentwatch reviews
Harry Potter cheats his way out of the Triwizard Tournament with the help of his innate cunningness and Slytherinish side! Dark!Harry Smart!Harry HarryDaphne R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007
Knowledge is Power by Nkari127 reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,270 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 7,991 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Time to Dance by Laurielove reviews
One-shot. Five years after the war. Deathly Hallows compliant. Harry one day comes across a woman he has not seen for many years. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Secret Fetishes of Bellatrix Lestrange by Adultfanfiction reviews
Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 620 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Diary Of Mrs Harry James Potter by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
A quick oneshot of the life of Mrs. Harry James Potter, from early Hogwarts to after the defeat of Voldemort. Who is Mrs. Potter? Can anyone guess before they get to the end? Be Honest!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the WWE by Rihaan reviews
Harry decides that Dudley needs to pick on someone his own size. Or, better yet, bigger than him. Some call it unfair: Harry's just using Dudley's technique. So suck it. Featuring almost all the great WWE/F superstars of today.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter, Apprentice by rlpj4 reviews
After his third year, Harry is offered an Apprenticeship. This covers his summer and his fourth year and does not focus on relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 212 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
One-Shot, inspired by the Punisher. A violent vengeance is exacted. Warnings for violence, and pretty much bashes everyone except Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unicorn's Curse by Really Frozen Phoenix reviews
It’s the end of sixth year at Hogwarts for Harry Potter and he can safely say that it’s been the most relaxed year despite the war with Lord Voldemort. Calm doesn’t last long, however, and he knows that the storm is on it’s way. HP/femBZ. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
The Other Side of Hell by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. HarryOC. No slash. The price of the war is too high so Fawkes transports Harry to the past so he can right the wrongs. However there is trouble along the way and Harry will have to battle more than just Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Secrets by Twisted parody reviews
What if all we saw so far of Harry Potter had been a lie? and we saw only what he and another person had wanted us to see? HpDg Hitus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Death Note by TakatoRikku reviews
Harry finds a little black book... Oneshot, slightly dark Harry, crossover with Death Note mangaanime
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
What's The Worst That Could Happen? by That One Apologue reviews
See what happens when you lock a load of wrestlers who don't like one another in a locker room for hours... The results don't look too good. Edited & slightly revised! Includes various WWE superstars.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,934 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Veritaserum Suprise: Daphne's trial by Twisted parody reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9653 - Favs: 12,382 - Follows: 3,545 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
‘Dirty’ Politics and Paparazzi Cut Version by Mrriddler reviews
Post Voldemort. Harrycentric oneshot. A dirty trap is set for one sneaky reporter. Add in a touch of political hilaritystupidity and smut and voila. Scheming, political, rich, playboy Harry. HarrySusanDaphne, implied HarryFleur, HarryGabrielle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Lights Out by That One Apologue reviews
ABANDONED! The WWE Superstars and Divas are forced to go to “Camp WWE”. Amongst these men and women are rivals, ex-boy/girlfriends and strange friendships. Based on the WWE Roster in 2005-2006.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Party in the Gryffindor Common Room by SilverWolf7007 reviews
A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 352 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 295 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Otherside by MaxFic reviews
AU. Picks up near the end of OotP. Harry saw Sirius fall into the veil after being stunned by Bellatrix Lestrange. What would happen if he ran in after him? No Pairings yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Harry P.
The Dark Lord knows not by Stahchild reviews
-ABANDONED- Voldemort has been defeated, the light has won. Alas, for Light's greatest champion, there will be no rest. Weary and in pain he is asked to be the Hero yet again. Blatantly AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,119 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Harry P.
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Twin by altiversewatcher reviews
AU. Takes place in a world where Harry has a twin and his parents never died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,845 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Harry P.
Daddy... Padfoot?! by S. Thanatos reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/19/2001
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Harry Potter: Rise of The Grey Mage reviews
Harry begins his destiny into becoming the weapon to defeat Voldie.On his way to become stronger, Harry discovers the Betrayal from his most trusted friends & family... Powerful Harry but will work hard for it, Smart Voldie & Gd but Manipulative Dumbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,762 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Runaway reviews
Harry's had enough...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: The Prodigy reviews
Ravenclaw Harry Potter, Neville is 'The-Boy-who-lived' both will be starting Hogwarts together like in the canon. He will be a Ravenclaw where he will strive to learn all he can about magic to be stronger & also avenge the death of his parents & godfathe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P.
Harry's Destiny reviews
POST GOB- What if Dumbledore helped Harry to fulfil his Destiny right after the Dementor attack? Good Dumbledore with minor bashing from other characters.year five... read & review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P.
Behind The Mask reviews
ADOPTED/TAKEN OVER BY HP-DG-SB-RR-HA-CC-LL-KB-AJ-NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
My Time Is Now! reviews
After years of neglect, struggling to get the love of his parents to no vain, startling discoveries are made before and during his sixth year. His parents do something that will lead him down a difficult path and a reason to prove his worth... R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Struggle For Survival reviews
ON HIATUS...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,152 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
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