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Joined 09-23-09, id: 2093057, Profile Updated: 09-02-12
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

I want to recommend a few fics while I'm updating my profile:

-Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme (Even if I'm only 3 chapters in at the moment, I LOVE it. I haven't been bored with it even from the beginning and I'm already eager for more of this story. I'm done reading it and I must say, I'm very sad. It didn't turn out like I wanted, but it was beautifully heartbreaking.)

-The Screamers by KiyaRaven (My all time favorite. I've read this story at least three times. What's better than Bella with a backbone, Dark Edward and both in love with someone they shouldn't be in love with. With many twists and turns, this story will take you on one hell of a roller coaster ride.)

-Dancing with Cinderella by JaspersBella (Oh. My. God. I actually let one tear fall for this! In some sweet way this is so beautiful.)

-One Miracle Was All It Took by RandomEva (It's only into its second chapter, but I'm already in love. What is better than Rosalie, Emmett and their new bundle of joy as vampires? It surprised me to read what the baby was named, it makes you think about what's in the future...)

March 18

That's my birthday, oh happy me blah blah blah. I absolutely HATE my birthday! Something always happens on my birthday, something unlucky. But it's weird, I always have so much fun AFTER my birthday:)

A Few Poems I Wrote When Bored:

When your heart is ink

And your lies are black

What you love most

Will never come back

When you stumble around

And you hear that sound

You will fall

And it'll answer your call

When the lamb becomes lion

And lion becomes beast

What will you do

When it's ready to feast?


When life hands you lemons...shut up and eat the damn lemons

Drinks are fuel for the soul (mainly wine and rum, haha:)

"Make the lie big, make it simple. Keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." Adolf Hitler (It's funny, my mother used to tel me this all the time...)

FREEDOM DIES IN BEING BOLD


Gender: Female

Height: 5' 4"

Eye color: Blue-Green

Hair Color: Dark Blonde

Birthday: March 18th

Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty

Piercings: None, but am planning on getting a belly piercing

Tatoos: None, but am getting one on my lower back (a skull with roses)

Zodiac Sign: Pieces

Ring Size: Don't know, I don't wear rings

More about you: I'm really smart, but also a little ditzy (and sometimes I even lack some common sense; it's something I inherit from my weird family). I love stuffed animals (especially bears, hence the reason I love Emmett so much:) and my favorite candy is Jelly Babies. I'm a total health freak and my moods change quickly. I'm quiet when I meet you, but I tend to loosen up when I get to know you and then I bet you'll love me!

Are you named after anyone? Nope, and I thank my mother every chance I get for that.

Do you live in the moment? Depends...which moment?

Do you consider yourself tolerent to others? Yeah, but like I said, I do change moods frequently, so I tend to come of freaky. But also like I said, the ones who know me love me:)

Do you have any secrets? A LOT. And I can keep them too;)

Do you hate yourself? From time to time, but doesn't every woman occasionally hate themselves for something?

Do you like your handwriting? Yeah, it's better than it was when I was in preschool!

Do you have any bad habits? Uh...yeah...chewing my nails and the like...

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Totally, I would want to be my friend the first chance I get.

Any regrets? A few (okay, more than a few, but hey, that's life)

Do you think life has been good so far? Been hard through childhood, but it paid off:)

Are you confident? Gotta be, it's important.

How long does it take you to shower? Anywhere from 25 - 30 minutes (and that's if I'm rushing)

What color is your room? It's multicolored actually. One color tends to bore me after a while.

Where do you want to attend college? NYU, actually. But I'm working my way there...

Do you...?

Smoke? I only had about 2 cigs in my life, that's it.

Do drugs? Oh hell no! A hangover isn't that pleasant and I hear drugs are worse, so just...NO!

Drink? On occasion:) Like parties. Gotta have a drink or two at a party, right?

Go to church? Rarely

Sleep with stuffed animals? I don't sleep with them, but they are in my room.

Take walks in the rain? When I feel like it, yes. I love the rain:)

Talk to people even if you hate them? Depends on why I hate them...

Drive? Yeah, but I don't have a license and I tend to drive over a few light poles and the like...lol:)

Believe in premarital sex? Yeah. I have many opinions about this, but I think if you love the guy, then go ahead.

Want to get married? No, I'm really put off to marriage. You can stay with someone forever even if you're not married.

Want to go to college? Uh, duh!

Want to have children? I don't know. So far no.

How many? I have no idea...

Sing in the shower? When I can't help it, yes.

Get along with you parents? Not much. More my mom and dad. And even though I get along nicely with my mother, we tend to argue a lot.

Get along with your sibling/s? No, never. Okay, maybe on the rare days.

Color/highlight your hair? Nah, my hair color is perfect to and for me:)

Like coffee? I'm a coffee addict and it usually was a big problem in my parents house, so what do you think?

Wear makeup everytime you go out? Mostly only eyeliner and lip gloss.

Love roller coasters? Yeah, but I'm always afraid they'll break. I heard once that one did. I think my fear of this started then...

Like to cook? Yeah, but I love baking more:)

Have you ever...?

Hurt yourself? Yes, sadly, I did:(

Been out of the country? No, but I wish and I will.

Been in love? No. I guess I'm really picky.

Done drugs? NO! Damn, how many time are you going to ask me THAT?

Gone skinny dipping? No, I can't even walk around my house naked. But I can definitely do it in my bikini or underwear:)

Had surgery? No, never had. I don't like the word 'surgery' for some reason...

Played strip poker? No, I don't know how to play poker.

Been on stage? Yes and embarrassed myself. But I embarrass myself on a daily basis.

Pulled an all nighter? Yeah, a lot of times. I'm actually an insomniac.

Gone one day without food? No, not NO food, but very little, yeah...

Slept all day? I can't sleep all day. But I'm tired as hell all day:)

Kissed a stranger? Uh-hu...

Had a dream that came true? Yes, and it totally freaked me out!

Broken the law? Yeah, it was fun:)

Been on radio/tv? Nope...but maybe someday...on the news...maybe...

Bungee jumped? No, but I'm planning on doing it this year. Me and my bestie.

Had a dream that kept coming back? Yeah, it played out like a movie or something. It was cool and weird all the same.

Gone out of state? No, not really.

Live in other states? Nope

Eaten an entire box of oreos? Yeah...while watching chic flicks...and felt awful after that. And pleased all at the same time.

Had a movie marathon? Totally! Love them!

Spun until you were immensely dizzy? Yeah, it makes me laugh like an insane woman:D

Been on a plane? Not yet, no:( But I definitely will:)

Ran into a wall? Yeah. It taught me not to rush somewhere and then I did it again *sigh, roll my eyes and shake my head* when will I learn and stop doing it?

Been rejected by a crush? No, but they got rejected by me many times.

Cried in public? Once and only one person saw (my bestie). I DON'T CRY IN FRONT OF ANYONE but her, I guess.

Cried over a movie? Once, when I watched Titanic.

Pranked called someone? Yeah, a lot of times.

Gotten a cavity? Yup

Shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch? No, I don't think so. I shop anywhere if they have something I like.

Broken a bone? Um, once...I think...

Fallen from a tree? Yeah, when I was younger.

Passed out? Once, yes.

Been to a theme park? Only a few times.

Eaten sushi? Yuck, it will never come near this mouth!!!! (It's cold fish right? With all it's guts and eyes and crap? Ugh! Gross!

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Neither, I hate soda.

McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King and McDonald's (but I'm vegetarian)

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (but combine it with chocolate and you got something better)

Black or White: White

Burgers or Hot dogs: Burgers (fish burger or veggie burger)

Boxers or breifs: Boxers, I guess:)

Book or magazine: Both. But the magazine has got to be COSMO!

TV or radio: TV, duh!

is the glass half empty or half full: Depends. If you poured the liquid into it in half, then half full. But if you drank half or poured out half, then half empty. That's how I see it.

sun or moon: Moon. The sun is too hot for my liking.

hot or cold: Cold

romantic comedy or thriller: A romantic comedy, but the occasional thriller is nice too.

waffles or pancakes: Um, both!

Florida or california: California. I heard Florida is way too hot.

Black and white or color photos: Color photos. It makes it more realistic and beautiful. I mean, come on! We're supposed to see in color!

The city, the beach, OR the country: The city, the beach and the city. I know I said city twice, but I love the city!

Tennis shoes or sandals: Um, heels, pumps and boots.

Sweet or sour: Sweet. I have a sweet tooth out of control:)

Private or public school: Does it matter? Only there for education...

Cappuccino or coffee: Oh, BOTH!

English or history: English

Science or math: None of those...ugh...

Do you believe ...?

in miracles? Yeah

in magic? * Yes, I do:) *

in God? Not really, no...

in Satan? Nope!

in ghosts? *sigh* Yes, but I can't see them.

in luck? Time to time

in love at first sight? I believe it can be true, but I could be wrong...

in Santa? Nope. He freaked me out when I was a child too. I mean, a grown man dressing up as a fictional character so that kids can sit on his lap? Ewww! Disturbing!

in the Easter Bunny? Nope! Haha!

in witches? No, not witches. Even if my grandma is trying to convince us she is one...like I said, my family's weird.

that it's possible to remain faithful forever? Totally. I mean, if unfaithful is not looking at porn and the like. Because every man watches porn. Seriously. A study and a guy backed this up for me.

in wishing on shooting stars? Yes:) It brings happiness!

yourself? Gotta believe in yourself. If not, what's left?

Love and all that

Do you consider love a mistake? Never. Even if it doesn't work out, it's leading somewhere.

Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them? Yeah. That's why you should talk to the guy before saying yes.

What is the worst about the opposite sex? Their egos and their childishness.

Who and when was your first crush? Um, my uncle's best friend when I was 14. And then when I got to know him, it died. It was a crush.

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their eyes, body and height.

Right this moment...

What are you wearing? Black jeans, purple sweater and black socks (I'm hanging out at my place)

What are you worried about? I'm worried about someone breaking in and killing me. And I'm worried I'll cave into my cravings. But I'm strong enough, I won't.

What book are you reading? Beautiful Creatures by Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl

What time is it? 04:04 PM

Are you bored? Not at this very moment...

Are you tired? A tiny little bit, but not much

Are you talking to anyone online or on the phone? Nope, not now...

Are you lonely or content? I'm sitting here alone for some 'me' time, but I'm content at this moment.

Are you listening to music, if so then what? Not at the moment, I'm actually watching comedies.

The Last...

Dream you had: It was strange and scared the shit out of me. I fell asleep on the beach alone and when I woke up I was sitting next to a guy, tucked under his arm. And when I sat upright, something happened. I don't know what exactly, I saw something unnatural, so I freaked out and ran because it was coming towards us.

Nightmare: Guess the one above is PARTLY one.

Time you cried: Yesterday...

Movie you watched recently: Because I Said So. Nice movie that is.

Book you've read: Finished? Revelations by Malissa De La Cruz

Word you said: Damn!

Time you laughed: A few minutes ago:)

Person you most admire: Me:) (I'm not too full of myself, I just admire me is all...)

CD you played: James Blunt

Song you listened to: S.E.X. by Nickelback

annoyance: Being disturbed when I'm busy watching a good movie.

Time you yelled: Today. Someone did disturb me.

Person you yelled at: My bro. Damn him for stopping by any time he wants.

time you wore a skirt: I don't wear skirts, but I do wear shorts.

time you fought with your parents: Today.

Time you wished on a shooting star: A while back.

Thing you ate: A 4 egg omelet with tomato, onions and sardines on it. Yummy!

Time you showered: Last night before bed and when I finish this I'm going to shower again.

Nail polish color worn: Dark, dark purple. Almost black.

Your favorite:

Type of gum: Ice Mint

Restaurant: Mug & Bean (that place ROCKS!) Great place to spend with friends and family and whoever.

Season: Winter

Type of weather: Cloudy with a light breeze.

Emotion: Happiness

Color: Purple

Perfume: I love all perfumes that smells fruity and/or sexy.

Candy: Jelly Babies.

Pizza topping: Cheese and tomatoes. Oh, and spinach!

Fruit: Strawberries and Bananas;)

Veggie: I like all vegetables. Especially spinach!

Type of cake: Cupcakes with bright green or pink icing (even if I hate pink, I love pink cupcakes)

Magazine: COSMOPOLITAN

TV Show: How I Met Your Mother, FRIENDS and stuff like that.

Day of the week: Saturday

Month: December

Holiday: Christmas

Number: 21

Sport to watch: Um, watching sports is a bit boring. Unless it's with my family. They make them interesting.

Flower: Lavender (love the color, love the smell, love everything about it)

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It Started With A Kiss by TheOriginalPrincess reviews
What happens after Adrian follows the gang back to St. Vladimirs? The academy hosts their annual masquerade ball will it end in tradegy or will it just be another crossroad in Rose's life? This is set after Frostbite, AdrianxRose. Swearing etc.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,713 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/2/2020 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Hundred Reasons To Cry, Thousand Reasons To Smile by TheOriginalPrincess reviews
What happens a day after Rose meets Adrian on the porch? What will happen to Rose's relationship with Dimitri? Will new love blossom between Adrian and Rose or will it all end in tragedy? Read to find out - RosexAdrian. Swearing etc.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/2/2020 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Forks Was Not What I Expected by annabellefleur reviews
What if Bella Swan came to Forks as a hybrid? Turned at the age of 18, Bells was a wiccan living in the foothills of Rome when a vampire turned her; 641 years later she's the most powerful vampire to exist. Will Bells break her Rule #1 and follow her heart? What if that meant she'd have to die, again?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Surprise! by Lady Aleigha Dark reviews
i dont own twilight. This is my firist fanfic ever! Running a temprature, shaking, adoption,and a new found temper. What does all this have to do with a surprise comeing up in Bella's life Read and find out! Takes place in new moon after edward leaves.
Crossover - Twilight & 100% Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 11/12/2009
Fall For You by AmateurNovelist256 reviews
Jenna Morales doesn't do relationships...not anymore anyway. She is her father's daughter after all, indecisive (an every aspect of the term), stubborn (as a mule), and independent (cause you need to be growing up as an only child). And moving to a new town isn't going to change that. At least, she doesn't think it will. EdwardxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,046 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Edward, OC - Complete
Rose's high moment by Jappa reviews
Lissa found Rose high on Caffeine. This is the events of the day and the days after that. Set after Shadow-kiss. Dimitri never got changed.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Loki Fan Girls by MangoTango450 reviews
Two psyco chicks end up in Asgard and they're Loki's biggest fans. CRACK!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Loki
Rock It! by obsessed cullen disorder reviews
Bella becomes a famous singer with a band and they are vampires. What happens if the Cullens are at one of the concerts?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullens Go To Therapy by clementinesmusings reviews
Carlisle thinks the family fights too often, so he makes them go to therapy. I feel really bad for this therapist. Vampires in therapy? This cannot end well. After Breaking Dawn. No Nessie or Jacob. Bella is a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today by Badass Hathaway reviews
Rose wakes up to have one of the worst days ever. Everything about this day just pisses her off - so how will see handle it? Staff of St Vlad's fear for you life. Includes epic Novice vs. Guardian war and a special guest appearance from Stanna Montana!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Bang? by Twilight01fanlovesjasper reviews
Not suitable for under 15, contains a lot of lemony moments with Bella & other Twilight characters. There's no actual plot, as this was all part of a bet I had with a friend. It is not to be taken as serious work. You had been warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,118 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Darkness Falls by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
It is 1945, and the Allies are marching towards Bergen-Belsen Concentration Camp in Germany. Isabella Cohen is fighting for her life, but will she live to see the liberation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Emmett
EuroTrip! by Ali Edward Cullen reviews
OOC/AH/AU. The three girls go to Europe and find things they never thought possible, do things they thought were illegal and more. Give it a chance! Based on our adventures to europe! Rated M for quite possibly LMEONS!cannon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Alice
Suicide Girl by FHHB reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what I wanted most. But without the one I wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. I'm Bella Suicide. /Re-Continued.\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,370 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Image by Rason reviews
Bella Swan is America's Sweetheart. Edward Masen is a photographer for Maxim. Bella's publicist wants her to sex up her image in order to break from her good girl persona. In comes the sexy photographer that not only changes her image, but also her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Another Torturing Day by teamwolfpackjacobseth reviews
Edward is hesitant to leaving Bella with Paul when the Cullen's go to play baseball. When Paul's snide comments about Bella's sex life becomes to much what will happen? Rated M for lemmony lemons late on!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,094 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,140 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knocked Up by i-heart-sparkly-things reviews
Carlisle comes back from work with some new equipment for the Cullens and Bella to try out.Empathy bellies and baby dolls.As they find out, some people are better parents than others!How will Charlie take the news and what happens when Rose gets annoyed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,137 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Demons by THESE VOICES WONT SHUT UP reviews
"Jasper, it's wrong" "Is it? Stop lying to yourself and give in to your desires" I stared into his eyes, unable to resist the red allure they had, and I brought my lips to his in a passionate kiss- Bella doesn't believe she and Edward are soul mates. b/j
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,119 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
One Miracle Was All It Took by RandomEva reviews
Rose and Emmett somehow concieved a baby : what will happen with this baby girl, and how was it possible she was born? Read and find out. : plz read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bella
Not So Average by Thaigher Lillie reviews
Bella Is a plus sized girl determined to change how she feels about herself. But after a prank gone wrong at a college party will anyone care to help Bella pick up the pieces of Herself again? Will Bella ever recover her self esteem? Strong themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dawn by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Twilight - except with Jasper instead of Edward. And a very gutsy, witty, much braver Bella, because I didn't really take to the old Bella. Look, just a whole new version of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,327 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Let Me In by Isis Darkness Lover reviews
Something happens to make Edwards inner monster come out, good Edward is locked away & forced to watch as his inner monster is in control. He has to watch as the monster becomes sadistic, blood thirsty & watch as he's after Renesmee. Lemons in the future!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Soul Fusion by pumpkinmykitty reviews
One minute I'm dead, the next I'm on an airplane landing in Port Angeles. Holy crap I'm Bella Swan! What happens when a 45 year old dead woman ends up in Bella's body? OOC, normal Vamps and others. Mature Language. Talk of abuse, lemons in later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 57 - Words: 154,338 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
La Vie en Noire by lepetiterose reviews
Edward's mistake in leaving Bella lands him straight into the heart of a girl who's being eaten alive by her own demons. It's a game of choices, and after they're made, nothing will ever be the same. OC, AU, Dark Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,499 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward
For A Reason by coldplaywhore reviews
August 1977. Everything happens for a reason. Twigirlsnextdoor Schools Out For Summer Contest Entry. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Be Stabbed In The Front by forevergold reviews
A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still." - Friedrich Nietzsche. It's all a facade: a girl searching,a stranger who doesn't know what she wants and a boy who is just trying to get out. In Forks, none of this seems possible. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,357 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
New and Improved by macfaerie reviews
Bad Ass Bella and Evil Edward, make quite the pair or do they. Bella has come back to Forks her dinky hometown. Edward is a long time resident and the town's golden boy not really .Will they hook up or will Bella kick him to the curb.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 37,749 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Gaining Love by Twilightdanielle1996 reviews
3 years ago Edward played a cruel joke on Bella so she went to live her her bro. now she back he's still a jerk. but then again somethings don't change. which is a bad thing for edward. EmxR. AxJ. EdxT Changes review sucks but the stories good promise
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Believe You by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
SEQUEL TO PROVE IT THEN-Bella awakens from her transformation and is clueless about her past life.Can the Cullens get to her before it's to late?What about Victoria?Will the tragidies and troubles never end for Edward and Bella?Read PIT first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pretty Please by xXFaLlEnArChAnGeLXx reviews
It all started when Rose was trying to convince Dimitri to go to the mall and bella was trying to convince Edward to go to Montana. And what is the argument about who they get to "date". Co-written by Jappa
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Rose H.
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far by twighlitFF reviews
Jacob stopped Bella from jumping off the cliff in New Moon and Edward never returned. After 22 years, the Cullens move to Seattle for yet another fresh start and Edward winds up with yet another surprising lab partner... Bella's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,193 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010
Melody To My Heart by Miss G Lovett reviews
RE-WRITE TO Melody To My Heart. Bella and Edward meet on the bus and are instantrly drawn to eachother. But what happens when the past interferes with the present and makes the future disapear? AH/AU CannonCouples *M*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Right Place Wrong Time by uscfbfan reviews
Follow Edward and Bella as they get held up at a bank and get taken hostage by three gunmen. Will they survive or be irrevocably changed by the experience? Dadward, Snarky Bella. OOC at times, Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Downers of Life by ElizabethCullen09 reviews
Bella's parents died when she was 10.Sex, drugs, and smoking comfort her and she's hanging out with the wrong groups of people. She's out into fostercare and no one wants her. What if a new family comes along? Will she let them in? The family she has now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Hope by iHaveHope reviews
Mutants. Freaks of Nature. Alone. How can you find love, in a World where you are shunned by society? Jasper&Bella, Peter&Char, Alice&Edward, Rose&Emmett, Carlisle&Esme. Rated M, just to be safe :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
All's Fair in Love and Revenge by chelle131623 reviews
It is the week before school lets out and the senior novices decide it is time to declare war on their soon to be former teachers. Funny and hot! Rated M just in case. First FanFic, hope you like. Please read and review
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Emerald Green Eyes' by TomBoy.For.Life reviews
Oh my god, his eyes'.They were beautiful.Emerald Green Eyes'.What am I thinking? It is Adrian Ivashkov! The well known womanizer! It's my first story! RxR! Please be nice! So please read!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Appreciate What You Have by You-Know-Why97 reviews
The attack the school never happened. Dimitri dumps Rose after he sleeps with her and she decides to try to get him jealous. Dimitri is a bit OC.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Call Girl by Rason reviews
Edward and Bella meet for a very interesting night of unclothed fun and pleasure. Includes an entire lemon tree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella
Kisses of Blackberry and Sugar by A Writer Called Claire reviews
Almost 3 years after the Cullens leave Bella in Forks, Jasper sets out to find Bella. He finds the new Bella in Boston,MA. She's spunky, a bit bitchy, and full of moxie. What first starts as a friendship turns into more for the two. Lemons, for sure!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Let The Games Begin by sweetcrimefighter reviews
The Cullens and Hales decide to play a little game called truth or dare. How does the seemingly boring Isabella Swan get involved in this? Plenty of humor! Rated M for language and future chaps. Please read and tell me what you think, thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Down By The Sea by DeadlyInk reviews
Edward and Bella decide to take a trip to Paris for Spring Break. But their plans of romance are ruined by an unexpected tag along. Alice/Jacob oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Aol Instant Messenger by writergirl94 reviews
Yes, it is another AIM chatroom with the Cullens and of course a few werewolves and some humans. So omc, fantastic 4,and some squirrels? things can get pretty crazy! Read&Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
always a player by xxmusicxx11 reviews
bella is player, never a slut and she makes sure ppl knows it. she loves having fun partying and ofcourse having fun with guys wink wink. edward is just a guy who was molded by bella years ago the one time they met.now he is back for a while. more inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Bad Boys by andromida1964 reviews
Carlisle Cullen has been the object of Bella Swans dreams for years. The problem with that is he's a very bad boy. Hot tempered and tortured by his past. Can Bella break through his cold, hard mask and warm his icy heart? What secrets are hidden.AH/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Когда я говорю подпрыгни, выспрашиваете как высоко by RiRi17 reviews
Rose goes to a training session with Dimitri, walking in on something unexpexted. Title means: When I Say Jump You Say How High. Absolute no continuation. One shot only.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Fractured and Broken by Crushed Hale.x reviews
What if Leah and Bella lived different lives? If Leah was Leah Swan, average seventeen year old. And Bella Clearwater was 17 and the first female werewolf? Eventual Bella/Paul
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Random Jokes And Drabbles by Duck Life reviews
Just random things I think of when I read the Twilight series. Keep in mind that I usually think of these late at night! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella
Friends, Season 12 by Duck Life reviews
Sequel to Friends, Season 11. A continuation of the TV series. Please R&R! Updates on Thursdays!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,692 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
The Runaway Angels by CryingAngel95 reviews
this is a story about four sisters named bella alice rosalie and Renesme. who runaway and start a band called 'the runaway angels' and within a week get signed to cullen records and become world famous. better summary inside R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Secrets and Lies by samicullen1018 reviews
Best friends Bella and Jasper end up in bed, Bella falls Pregnant. Will they fall in love or grow apart... Rated M . Bad Edward! I suck at writing Summaries
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Bella
save me by broken123 reviews
Bella Swan is known as the emo and druggie freak. The truth is she is just a mis understood lost teenager. Can the myserious Cullens save her befores its too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by cheela07 reviews
EXTENDED O/S. He comes when he needs me. But he always leaves. Every single time. What about my need for him? What about my love? What about my obsession? WON the 'CHERRY POPPER' Award in the Obsession Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
HateCan Feel So Good by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella and Edward are married, but things aren't all rainbows and sunshine for the couple. Sexual frustrated and angry, what will Edward and Bella do? "You still hate me" "Yeah"..."because, hating you feels so damn good" MAJOR LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake up call Edward style by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
I had sooo much fun writing my last lemon...I couldn't help my self from writing another one, Bella falls asleep on Edward after coming home from the club...how does Edward repay her?...well you've have to read to find out.MAJOR LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Would You Mind by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella was horny as hell and needed Edward...she stumbles upon a song "Would You Mind" by: Janet Jackson. if you haven't heard this song before, i advise you to.AH/Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yogurt, water bed and porn essay by addict-writer reviews
Winner of the Geeky Edward Contest 2010. Edward manages the spill yogurt on her, they end up paired to write an essay about reproduction and have some fun on her water bed. Bella comes to realize that nerd people are fun. BxE Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm a What! by Cullen Cousin reviews
Can my life get any crazier, first I go though a major life change and now I am told that I am a... what! Rated M for just in case. SM own all but me. AU/Canon pairings for the most part.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
In Your Shoes by Duck Life reviews
Bella and Edward switch roles when a mysterious curse falls upon them. Carlisle must save them before it is too late, and Bella gives into her newfound bloodthirstiness. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Poisonous Apple and A Stupid Ape by MiDnIgHt525 reviews
Mike's sick of being refused by Bella. He never thought that he could have a single date with Bella...until a certain vampire named Emmet pulls a prank.. Now Bella is on a date with Mike, and Mike is in Lala land..It's up to the Cullens to save Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Mike, Bella
Environment Week by mswhitlock reviews
It's Environment Week at Forks High School. What happens when Mr. Banner decides to take the school camping to celebrate? Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,875 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inside I'm Soaring by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
What if Dimitri was never changed and he and Rose move to the royal court with Lissa, Christian, Adrian, and Eddie? This is all of their lives at the royal court.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
b by Mizzthang reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Emmett
Pranks and Games Cullen Style by HPTL reviews
Whenever the Cullens go to a new town, they let them know who their messing with. What happens when they run into some old High School classmates? ALL VAMPIRES! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Dimka's birthday! by luvmyangelofmusic reviews
Rose has a present for Dimitri its his birthday! btw just so you know i am posting chapter 3 for the real birthday!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Inside this, outside that : by PunktLee reviews
Bella, the coolest girl in school meets with new student Edward. Is Bella going to be bitchy for his appearance or will she be attracted to him immediately? Well find out yourself ;D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010
Rose and Lissa by owlmelody reviews
Rose and Lissa are in the human world after running away from the academy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Please Hold by Beth Is Here reviews
Bella has an interesting job and meets all kinds of people. Will she meet someone she already knows? Edward is a workaholic with no time for a social life. Does Bella know about his favorite way to unwind? Rated M for language, crude humor, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bust Your Windows by Jesse Cullen reviews
New Moon. Bella's moved on, but that doesn't mean she can't take some hits on the expensive, shiny cars left behind in the Cullen's garage. Oneshot. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Let's Make A List by Equivamp reviews
Bella Swan likes making lists, cracking jokes, dressing emo, and hanging with the boys. What happens when her bestfriend is a married vampire who she just happens to be in love with? OOC Bella. Rated M for occasional language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,634 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
One Night Stands by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The 1 Where Brad Pitt Guest Stars as Edward Cullen by twighlitFF reviews
Written for the Friends/Twilight challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Nothin' On You by OMG IM SO IN LUHV reviews
"I used to just fool around Just dating random girl after girl But thats in the past now Yes thats in the past now Cause girl youve changed my ways" BTW this was inspired by a cover of thhe song :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Another Random Conversation by RainInTheSun reviews
VA IMing, T or D and more! Please Read, Laugh, Love and Review! lol:
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Rose H.
Life Flashes By before you know it by Samantha Superr reviews
What happens after Bella kills her mother in childbirth? Who blames it on her? What happens? one-shot. REVIEW! I DONT OWN TWILIGHT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Hidden Knight by Youre.Kidding.Me reviews
ONESHOT ONLY. Rosalie is running-running far, far away. But shes being chased. will someone come and help her? Or will she be caught? Read and see
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Down With The Sickness by CauseILikeEmHot reviews
"Blood will be spilled" She whispered "Revenge will be taken". Looking at my own reflection. When suddenly it changes. Violently it changes. Oh no, there is no turning back now. You've woken up the demon in me. Disturbed- Down With The Sickness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella
All The Could've's, Should've's and Would've's by CauseILikeEmHot reviews
Quil finds out that he has a older sister, Bella. After her moms dies, Bella comes to live with herdad,Quil Sr. and her brother. What happens when Paul imprints on Bella? Follow with me the journey of reconecting with her dad and younger brother and wolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bella, Paul
Make Love Not War by TnmElovr reviews
Bella is a recovering anorexic and bulemic when the Cullens move to Forks and shake up her world. Bella also has a dark secret that the Cullens want to discover, and are shocked at what they find... better/full summary inside. please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Christmas Gone Wrong by Muggleborn-bookworm reviews
My Name is Bridget Belikov and my family and i go on a family holiday and meet the mysterous Cullens
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Lissa D. - Complete
Briarwood High by cookiesandcupcakes reviews
Bella is the new girl in Briarwood high, an english boarding school full of rich snobs. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
CULLEN CRAZYNESS by Imstardancer12 reviews
What Happenens When the Cullens and Bella Get im! Bellas Hyperness....... Evil Bananas....... Barbies coming to life......And more.....T for unknown reasons! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella
I Want My Big Break! by Breeoxox reviews
Lauren rants to the Cullens.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Lauren
Mine by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. Aro wants Bella but she's engaged and the daughter of an old friend. He takes her and keeps her locked up, promising that one way or another she'll warm up to him. He isn't the only one interested in her. summary inside. eventual ExB darkish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Roza Loves the Rain by RainInTheSun reviews
This is about what happens when Dimitri finds Rose outside in the pouring rain.D-POV. This is my first fanfic so please don't be brutal. Please R&R! Enjoy! DISCLAIMER:I don't own Vampire Academy...No matter how much I wish I owned Dimitri**sigh**
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Twilight: The Reckoning by pen15mightier reviews
13 years after Breaking Dawn...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Anything For You by Miss G Lovett reviews
Emmett puts an add in for Edward to rent a room in Edward's apartment. Bella and Rosalie show up and are perfect. Edward is a man-whore. Bella is a plain coffee shop girl. They fall in love. Rated M in case I go all lemons. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biggest Winner by bella-emily-cullen reviews
All VAMPIRE.After DB.When Bella and Edward have to play truth and dare the Cullen way. What are the rules? Rated M for limes, violents, perverted scenes, and issues but mostly VIOLENET! YEAH VIOLENTS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
the craziest of nights by shy-baby-2007 reviews
what is wrong with a little fun around the cullens house when alice get everyone to play truth or dare what could possibly go wrong.... read and find out RXR please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008
The Union of Broken Murders by BeeBella reviews
Happy endings never last. When one Cullen seeks revenge on another, they never thought it would end up so... messy. The end result? Four dead Cullens and zero happy endings. Reality. My entry for the 'To Kill a Cullen' Contest. Rated M for dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
How To Kill Your Husband in 12 Easy Ways by artbeatsandlife reviews
*Hiatus* Izzy Swan-Mason hates her husband. No, really. She despises him. What happens when space and opportunity present themselves to a woman on the edge of her sanity? AH AU B/E Rated M for Language and later Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Burnt Mac & Chese and an Essay by Japanese and Chocolate reviews
Short and sweet Rose and Adrian Fic.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
Did you say you were a vampire? by DhampireRose reviews
Rose Dimitri Lissa Christian Eddie are all on vacation in Maine. So are the Cullens and Bella, no renesmee or wolves. What happens when they have to share an estate for a month. What will happen when these two mischievous families meet?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009
Dark Angel by IchigosGirl27 reviews
After Edward left in New moon, The Volturi came for Bella, she joined them and ended up being the most powerful vampire in existence, What happens when The Cullens visit the Volturi? Will Bella let them back into her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Christmas Special A Vampire Academy Fanfiction by Emily Orietnom reviews
Adrian is in a funny situation, Rose and Dimitri are trying to find some great gifts for each other and Lissa is drinking way TOO much coke.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009
Dude, that's my song! by zomgitscassi reviews
Bella Swan vs. Jessica Stanley on the ever popular TV show 'American Idol'. One shot. :D CLICK!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Secret by Mahjinx reviews
This is just me playing with the characters of vampire academy to get a better feel for them I know it's kinda sucky but it's just some fun. I'm trying to meet reveiw targets. This may or may not have something to do with An Essay. Just Enjoy and REVEIW
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rose H.
Perfect Imperfections by The Lyn Bomb reviews
Bella's trying to cope without Edward. She has new friends, who are the type of different she needs. A Bella-in-a-band story; over done, but give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Bite Changes Everything by Heartbroken1 reviews
Alice didn't see Bella jump. Edward never went to the Volturi. What will happen between Bella and Jacob since fate didn't send Bella running off to save Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,589 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella
My Demons by TwoLittleBirds reviews
Even Rosalie Hale can't stay strong forever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Breaking All The Rules by CauseILikeEmHot reviews
Bella is cheating on Edward with one of the werewolves? Who is she cheating with? Read to find out One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
Three Hopeful Thoughts by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella stumbles into Edward during a girls night out with Rosalie, and what was meant to be a fun evening of drinking & dancing, turns into something none of them would have imagined. Rated M for Lemons. ExBxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 254 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Cullens still behaving badly by bizzabel reviews
behaving badly sums it all up... ten years after Esme and Carlilse first treat themselves to a little r&r the promise is kept and they sneak away again. Laughs ensured, diaries, wolves, wallabies, and our favourite characters all grown up...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Emmett's Home Video's! by MangoTango450 reviews
Emmett, being Emmett, decided that he was bored one evening, so he got video cameras and started filming, but nothing awesome was going on, so he took things into his own hands and started pranking people! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Cullens Behaving Badly by bizzabel reviews
A week of chaos when poor little human Bella acidentaly persuades Esme and Carlilse to go away for some R&R. All hell brakes loose; banned games, dares, forbidden kisses, lots of laughs, secrets, 'quality bonding' and worse... story beats summary! xo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,830 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward, Truth or Dare? by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vodka Night by overworkedandunderpaid reviews
All Human. When you can't remember why you're laughing, you've had way to much to drink. Rose/Dimitri, Lissa/Christian. COMPLETE.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,820 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
I Can't Help Falling In Love by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Edward and Rose cheat on Bella and Emmett. Will Bella fall for Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Jasper by For Shadowed reviews
Just a poem I found in one of my journals. Rated T for suggested cutting
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Prank Wars by Surviving Sheika reviews
April Fool's Day with the Cullens? TAKE COVER! Who will survive this war? Who will emerge victorious? Certainly none of these characters. Rated T for mischief and bad ideas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,046 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Halloween At The Academy by roza123 reviews
No good with summaries you'll just have to read and find out . i know halloween was a long time ago but still.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009
IMing Vamps? by Rozablood reviews
Yep, you heard right. The VA cast is back for round two and is on IM!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Something Dark: The Eyes Inside by fiberkitty reviews
When the Huntress calls, darkness answers. Written for Les Femmes Noires one/shot contest. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Leah - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette party by Jacky-Cullen reviews
Did you really think Alice would let Bella get married without a bachelorette party? I don't think so. Set during Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella - Complete
If Dreams Came True by Felicity Holly reviews
When a mysterious vampire, Anna, visits the Cullens and grants the family the power of bringing their thoughts to life, Emmett uses this power to annoy Bella, and just like that, it's the most hilarious war in Cullen history.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Taking Time by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Is Edward/Emmett. Is slash. Is smut. Is delicious!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Caught Up by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullen kids and Bella gets sucked into the world of Harry Potter. What happens when they get sorted into the houses and starts to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? AU! Hehe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Boredom Cullen Style by iLuvEdward19 reviews
Bella, Alice, Emmett, and Carlisle are trying to past the time while the rest of the Cullens are out hunting. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
spin the bottle by minnibrooke01 reviews
Rose, Eddie, Lissa, Dimitri, Adrian, and Christian play spin the bottle.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rose H. - Complete
The Light Within the Darkness by crazylove95 reviews
Remake of my story Cutting Keeps Me Sane. BElla went through a traumatic past, and is plagued by fear. When she gets caught cutting, her mother has no choice but to send her away to a facility. There she meets Edward, Alice, and Jasper, will she open up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella The Vampire Slut! by CelticInTheAU reviews
What happens when the annual Cullen Halloween party takes different turn? Written for "Things That Go Bump in the Night" Halloween contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Living a New Life by Kalikat9616 reviews
The Cullens leave again, but this time Bella is determined to become a vampire. Where else to go than the Volturi to get what she wants. When she gets there can she get a new family, too? Even though Bella's heart is broken, can she learn to love again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Demetri, Bella
We the Forgotten by HumanShield reviews
Prologue. "When they were coming to get me, you promised me that I could leave. I never trusted you, but the way you said it....I believed you. You promised and I believed you."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella
Multiple Personality Disorder by 7yoduckydog666 reviews
Edward has multiple personality disorder and Bella finally meets all of his "friends". alicexdancer666 writes the odd chapters and Duck Life writes the even chapters. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Diary by MidnightMoonlightAngel reviews
It is basically what the Rose and the gang would write in there diaries. If they had one. It is basically what they think about what is going on in their lives.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
The Valediction by HumanShield reviews
Entry for LES FEMMES NOIRES ONE-SHOT CONTEST. Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. The consequences of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mending Broken Hearts by Kalikat9616 reviews
Bella catches Edward and Alice cheating on her and Jasper. When Jasper takes her out of the state will there be love? They comfort each other and stay together. They mend each others hearts. Bad at summaries. Jasper/Bella. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Note Passing : Cullen Style by cullen twins reviews
Randomness Galore! ooc and tad bit au! have fun. A few ideas taken from the story Pens and Sharpies. safely rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
Only hope by CydneyElyse reviews
Bella's sister died. she blames herself. But is it really her fault? She's now on the Path of depression. not eatting, cutting, wanting to die. But Can a green eyed Boy help her? Will he be her only hope. Rated M for Rape, Cutting, Drugs, Swearing, & Sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Misuseing the bond by Kitty fang reviews
Adrian tells Lissa that Rose was in her mind when she was habing sex with Christian and Lissa does not take it as well as she does in the book.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009
Real Life Fairytales by AmAnJoTG-HaRjOtG reviews
All of the Twilight characters get sucked into the World of different Fairytales! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009
Badass and Emo by Blood And Fangs27 reviews
Bella went to Florida and became a Badass. Edward became an Emo. Venom complications. Victoria. A reason for Rosalie's bitchiness and pig headedness. Marcus isn't who everyone thinks nor is Angela. How many people in Twilight have witch origins. Magic B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Continuing by ashlyn.elizabeth reviews
When Edward left Bella, he never came back. She was turned by Victoria. What happens when they meet again at Forks High School? Who's the new vampire in the school? Find out what's up with the Swans, the Cullen's, the Jackson's, & the Stanley's?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Falling by samicullen1018 reviews
its a song i wrote for New Moon ....I was really tired so dont be mean please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just This Once by lexiecullen17 reviews
Three best friends. One afternoon that will change everything. J/E/B. AH. One-shot. My submission for the For The Love Of Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Prove It Then by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
After Edward left, God seems to send nothing but bad to Bella. She's diferent now. She's 22 and lives in Denali, Alaska. She has made freinds with Tanya and her family too. But what happens when the Cullens pay a visit to Tanya's family? REALLY GOOD! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,044 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saint Lilith's Academy For Vampires by Becarefulwhatuwish4 reviews
Summary: When The school for Vampires burns down, students and teachers of Saint Vlad’s are forced to go to another school built in Washington. The Cullens are forced by the Volturi to enroll at Saint Lilith’s Academy, bringing Bella. full summary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,638 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
When The Power Dies by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
VampireBella has a secret…she’s still a little scared of the dark. When the power goes down during a storm, she runs into Emmett’s room looking for company. What she gets is comfort above and beyond Emmett’s call of duty…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
First Drink by Sam the Ant Ha reviews
I looked at the vodka Leah had in her one hand and then the smirk on her face. "Leah, my dad will kill me." I whispered. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Truth or Dare by ashlyn.elizabeth reviews
Just like the other Truth or Dare stories, but I was bored! Check out my other stories if you're not interested in this! Please review what you like and what you don't! It can't hurt! Thanks for the Story Alert, Favorite Story, and reviews!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009
Languages by Duck Life reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a lot of different ways of saying things. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
High On Sugar THE SEQUAL by edwardsbella99 reviews
the sequal to high on sugar. very funny. more chapters soon to come. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Camping Trip to Remember by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Bella and the Cullens are going on a big camping trip for two weeks. But that's not even the best part! Jacob is going with them! Funny! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mix Up by MidnightMoonlightAngel reviews
this is a Vampire Academy/ Twilight cross-over! Its alot better than it sounds!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
Crazy For You by Mistress Lira reviews
Bella's cousin is coming home! What? She's schizophrenic! That's a downer. Oh, well... JASPERxOC Rating may change to M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Jasper
Fantasy by The House of Figs reviews
One-shot. Adrian is messing with Rose's dreams. Or so she thinks...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vodka, bongs and dirty couch cushions by Miss Mel Lives reviews
Lets just say that some people go to great lengths to get their minds off others things...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Rose H., Mason A. - Complete
Cullens Crazy Antics They Discover MSN by TwilightsMyWorld101 reviews
Emmett being a coward?....Bella high on blood diluted vodka?...flying pots of honey?.....Alice GIVING UP SHOPPING? only such things could happen when the Cullens discover msn .. All Vampire maybe wolfs Normal Pairings Hialrity Ensured.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009
Passing Notes with the Cullens and Bella! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
I think the title pretty much sums it up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007
Beautiful by LuverOfAllThingsVampire reviews
Song fic. My first fanfic so I hope you enjoy it. Full summary inside. R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Love For You by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Rose is pregnant. Pure Fluff.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
The Cullens Go To London by EdwardCullenIsMyHeaven reviews
What happens when the Cullen's take a trip to London? Emmett in prison? Edward and Bella trapped by a gun? No ordinary fanfiction! Be sure to R&R! x
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella
Faker by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Bella isnt who she says she is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love, Pain and the whole stupid thing by Leyton Lover100 reviews
my friend Carlisle Cullen has three sons and we have both agreed that it would be in everyone’s best interest if you were to be Married to his sons.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Truth or Dare Dirty Stlye RATED M by TheOldies reviews
Alice invited Bella over for one heck of a party including *BOOSE*KARAOKE* AND ONE HELL OR A TRUTH OR DARE GAME*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jake's BDay! by Mrs. Fang-Black17 reviews
Well the title is pretty much the summery! Nessie helps Jake celebrate his birthday! *oneshot*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
My Little Dhampir by I'm Like Hey What's Up Hello reviews
Adrians first impression of Rose and what he really thinks of her...waaay better than it sounds!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Adrian I.
Ghosts and Ghoulies by PixelatedThoughts reviews
Halloween...Cullen style! Bella experiences her first Halloween with the Cullen clan. Magical and mysterious mishaps ensue! Better summary inside. Human Bella. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,206 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
Truth or Dare, With The Pack by JojoBells reviews
When Edward is away, Bella will play... Truth or Dare with the pack. It's a very good thing Alice can't see them!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Leah
Shattered Heart by EternalxSunshine reviews
Jasper has been cheated on and seeks comfort at Edwards house. What happens when he sees bella for the first time in 2 years? will he forget about alice? can he control himself around the new and improved bella? dominant jasper comes into play later on :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
A dirty game of truth or dare by mysteriouswrittermegan reviews
Edward gets tired of forks high and decides to take bella home for some quality time. When alice see whats happening and decides the family will play truth or dare. what have the cullens gotten into? Will Esme throw a fit or join the game read to find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
Conflicts by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Bella is having a rough week, but things only get worse. Alice gets in a fight with her, accusing her of sneaking around with Jasper, making Edward lose it. Renee is not doing the best as once was, and Bella fears that she may have a big problem.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen's in therapy by twilitelove reviews
The Cullen's have issues oh poor them! This is for my sister who likes my little stories because there silly!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009
Life Class by Leyton Lover100 reviews
what happens when the cullens have to get 'Married' and have a 'baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009
Learning what love realy is by Leyton Lover100 reviews
Edward and Alice cheat on Bella and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Target Protection by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella is a prostitute. snatched from streets by cops. what will happen. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, SORRY I SUCK AT THIS! For Oriana De La Rose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
BiRtHdAy StRiPPeR! by ThuGoldenChild reviews
Edward's birthday is coming up and Emmett decides he needs a stripper to celebrate. One Shot. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girls Night Out by jstarrh reviews
The girls decide to take Bella out to a bar to celebrate her upcoming wedding. Rated for underage drinking.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Truth or Dare: Cullen Edition by obsessedteens191 reviews
what happens when the pack and the cullen family play truth or dare? what will alice do? does she have any surprises? read to find out. funnier than the summary
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Alice
Swapping Wives 2: Who has my wife? by Blaze it Heart.hehe reviews
Sequel to Swapping Wives: Cullen Style. Continues the tale as B/Em are fixed together for 2 years. But does Edward handle this switch as well as Bella's time with Jasper? Warning: Rated M for good reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Emmett
IMSing Vamps by MangoTango450 reviews
The VA gang, start to IMS, and boy does it get weird! Funny enough, and everybody keeps their original personality, try reading it, I dare you!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Dream Walker by EndlessImmortal reviews
What could happen when the school's hottest girl and the so-called "student" become an item? only bad. Secrets get spilled, and trouble creeps up. people get hurt, and hearts get smashed. How will this end? RosexAdrian. Rated M for chapter 11 ONLY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,551 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Adrian I., Rose H. - Complete
Twilight, Edward Style by Edwardsrighthandman reviews
What would Twilight be like if Edward was the human, and Bella the vampire living with the Cullens? What things from the original Twilight story would remain the same? What things would be changed completely? AU. M for a few choice words. Nothing explicit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,896 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Don't Bet On It Belikov by Nari Song reviews
Come on" I said, using by best badass voice "I'll take you all on!" For a second the entire group looked at me and the next, most were rolling on the floor laughing. Great, I thought, more laughter. Could this day possibly get any worse?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
Bella's Bachelorette Party by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Sequel to Edward's Bachelor Party! Rosalie and Alice are forcing Bella to have a bachelorette party. Bella knows this is all too much and hates it. Experience her misery! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Spring Break, Teenage Style! by BellaAndAlice21 reviews
ALice has plans for the Cullen family that will occupy their spring break! She wants to do this teenage style! Where will they go and why is Alice in charge? Post Breaking Dawn. All vampire except Jacob and half of Renesmee. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
A Question Of Dreams by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
2nd story in the Vampire Truth Or Dare Series. Bit of Bella/Alice, Emmett/Edward and Bella/Carlisle. MAIN is Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampire Truth Or Dare: Of Desks And Disorder by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella and Emmett break into the school after hours, intending to spend the night as part of a dare. Easy enough, for two vamps who don’t need sleep…except when their feelings get out of control. title has little to do with story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Love With No Limits: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella's Honeymoon. S/L
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,995 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
GirlsNight Chp3The BreakIn by foreverjacobsgirl reviews
truth or Dare, Bizarre Visions,and a broken window...what is going on?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Alice, Bella
Just a little bit of happiness by pixiecullen reviews
What would have happened if Bella had not gone cliff diving that fateful day in New Moon? Would she have accepted Jacob as more than a friend? And how will Edward react? R&R... you know you want to. Please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,869 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella
You, Me And Cheap Vodka by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella, Jasper, cheap vodka and a night out. Will two good friends become something much, much more? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Trip in December Cullen Style! by InkXSucker reviews
Post-Eclipse. Bella and Edward decide to celebrate Christmas together, relaxing right? Not exactly. Add in the Cullens, Charlie, Renee and Phil and you'll get a recipe disaster of fun! EXB Slightly lemon :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Period by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
.Fourth Installment of the Bella's ... series. Bella has her period and Edward finds out she's not exactly the happiest camper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle Nights by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella is bored at home, so she drags Jasper to a nightclub in Seattle to escape the family for a few hours. But why has a bill for repairing a hotel room arrived for Carlisle?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Naughty Kitten by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Follow up to Closet Case. Seeing as Esme is "hunting" with Edward, Carlisle punishes Bella for doing such a silly thing. READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Closet Case by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella winds up Edward at school. He drags her to the janitors closet. there are no cameras...so why the hell has Carlisle been called in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Is Her Colour by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Comedy Sitcoms by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Vampire Bella gets annoyed because Edward is away A LOT with brother Jasper. One day, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme go off hunting, and Bella decides to go running. What occurs when she returns?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Naughty by dharkephoenyx reviews
Bella finally decides to seduce Edward ... AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love That Lasts a Lifetime by sms.inc reviews
Bella and Edawrd were lovers in 1918, ripped apart my Edward's death. When unexpectedly reunited almost ninety years later, will they pick up where they left off? Or has too much time passed to reignite the spark? Read on to find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Swapping Wives: Cullen Style by Blaze it Heart.hehe reviews
To keep things interesting, and to keep their life’s from becoming a monotonous bore, the Cullens exchanged mates every once in a while. But life becomes interesting once Bella is changed and is asked to participate. Multiple pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,531 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Online Dating: Cullen Style by Mrs. Fang-Black17 reviews
Nessie is forced to go on a date with one of the pack members. Read and find out who and where they go! a lot funnier than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Seth - Complete
The Way She Moved by MaeCullen17 reviews
Bella goes out for a night on the town with the girls. Edward shows up...and is stunned by what he sees. How will the rest of their evening plan out? Vampire/Human. Cannon Pairings. Very juicy limes! Stays pretty true to characters. Slightly OOC 4 Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Edward Was Evil by Duck Life reviews
Basically what the title says. I was bored. The thoughts are in italics. Please R&R! He's a vampire, in case you were wondering.OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward - Complete
drunk by chasinglights reviews
She thought that the vodka would help her to end it. But it never did. Blackwater drabble.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Emmett's diary by kill me tomorrow reviews
Who knew our most muscular Cullen kept a pink diary? Too bad the others had to find out. Revenge is sweet, isn't it Emmett? AIM style. First fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Talking Dirty by juicyvampire reviews
J/B lemon. Oneshot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Keep Holding On by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Bella keeps having these strange dreams. Then one night they get really bad, all of them seem to be leading up to something. But when Edward starts to die in the dreams, they become more real. Especially when Alice is seeing the same future.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nessie's First Valentine's Day by Mrs. Fang-Black17 reviews
The title tells most of ot. It's Nessie's First Valentine's Day with Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Canonization by EdwardsBrandOfHeroin reviews
This is just an idea that popped into my head at 2 in the morning. Alice and Jasper are babysitting Renesme, these are Alice's thoughts about Jasper. I welcome flames with open arms, i love them! Oneshot. AliceXJasper. Please tell me what you think!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
God, How I Want Her by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Submission for ninapolitan's "cocktease" contest. Edward and Bella head to an after-work party with intesting results. M for language and almost lemon. BAD BAD language!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Bella meets Albray by emmettloverxox reviews
When Edward leaves Bella is crushed and heartbrokn, But whan Tayla gets her up and running again, who knows what troulbe she'll get into or who she'll meet. Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mike Newton's Laws of Motion by hippopotomonstrosesquipedalio reviews
Edward, teen drama, crazy pranks, Asian porn, and Mike. what more could you want rated for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Mike
Truth or Dare by Mmm.Bby reviews
One-shot! Bella joins the pack for a night of fun around a bonfire. The innocent bonfire turns into a dirty game of Truth or Dare and Bella shows her true feels for Jacob. Bella/Jacob Mature Content! Smut! Lemon! Don't read if you are under 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Calling Doctor From Hell by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Bella gets sick while Carlisle is unavailable to take care of her. Edward takes her to the hospital, thinking he will get a professional doctor. But it turns out to be much worse than that. This actually happened to me, so have fun reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Be Your Lover Too: Rose & Dimitri by This-Is-Our-Fate reviews
Rose and Dimitri spend their time off from guardian duty...in bed. OOC, Lemons. Rated M for sexuality. Please R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Deja Vu by Duck Life reviews
Bella wakes up in Arizona after "dreaming" everything that happened to her in Twilight. She remembers none of it, but keeps having deja vu. Maybe it wasn't a dream at all... Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bloopers by Duck Life reviews
Possible bloopers that could happen while they film the movies. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009
Bella 6 to 18 by Lollipopleeches reviews
When Bella falls down a flight of stairs and hits her head, she suddenly thinks she is 6 years old! How will Edward and the rest of the crew cope with her new self? And what will happen when her old self returns?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
New Year's Eve by Jenna Nevermore reviews
Bella's alone at home during New Year's Eve. Who will come to cheer her up? One Shot. All Human. BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Friends to lovers by Noelle26 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends who secretly loved each other but what happens when they add benefits to their relationship? AU ALL HUMAN BxE Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,122 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Under One Condition by Pyromaniac2009 reviews
Bella's variation to the condition of she and Edward having sex. "Under one Condition: In my room at the house, on the bed not the couch, and Carlisle there incase i need him to get me off before i bite you" Bella:"Ok for begging and middle, no go on last
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Jizz In My Pants: Cullen Boy's Style by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Saturday Night Live. Jizz in my pants. Cullen Boys. oh the fun. haha one-shot. enjoy :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE CULLEN FAMILY by Annanna20 reviews
Bella and the cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008
Road Trip With The Cullens by ILoveEdwardCullen110 reviews
What Happens when The Cullens go on a road trip? Where are they going? And What will happen on the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008
Emmet,Shut Up by XOXOSABRINAA reviews
The Cullen's, Hale's, and Swan's have a huge sleepover. Emmet announces they are playing truth or dare. Unexpected twists and turns happen. Very limey, but no lemons. All Human. BxE EMxR JASxA. Takes place in Oahu. xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random act of Supidity by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Bella and Chocolate by XoXsweetbloodXoX reviews
Bella on her period......what happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
7 Minutes In Hell by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella Plays 7 minutes in heaven, things don't turn out as planned.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
MSN conversation with the cullens by Alice1231 reviews
Msn Conversation with the cullens while the boys are at the Bachelor party Bella: bells1990 Alice: CreditCardFrenzy Roaslie: Imprettierthanyou Esme: EsmeEspecially
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alice, Bella
Superseded by EdwardsBrandOfHeroin reviews
This is not your normal new vampire story What happens when a new vampire comes into the Cullen house hold? What if she could see the future but with no limitations like Alice? Will Alice be the thing of the past?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice
Midnight Kiss by PENNYxLANExCULLEN reviews
A night alone with Edward in the empty Cullen house!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Home Videos and Phone Calls by spicehnoodles reviews
A random moment between Bella and Edward. — B&E
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Well, this is on my friend's story, it is her chapter four, but I wrote it so i am putting it on my page...I wrote it for her. read it people. It is on her story, 15 things to do at walmart, cullen style, by twilighters-anonymous. Chapter 4.Read and Revie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locker Issues by edwardsbella99 reviews
Hmm....Bella...Edward...Mike....Something to do with lockers? Review please! I may make it more than a one-shot if people like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Emmett Gets Dirty by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Emmett decides to think some...inappropriate thoughts towards Edward. Rated for the laughs and mind scars you will have! This is also on my friends page, twilighters-anonymous...my BFF
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
CAN we survive a japanese game show? by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
The Cullens have won a trip to Japan, but not everything is going to be like a tourists dream. These six are going to have their wits and brains tested in the ultimate challenge! collaboration of authors! : r&r dudes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008
Chocolate Anyone? by InkXSucker reviews
Edwards been away to hunt for to long and after loosing so much precious time he's decided to give Bella a special reminder present of how much he loves her. Chocolate Edwardness in mind for you lovers! ExB M for Lemon :D Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night and Day by caffeineaddict13 reviews
Rosalie lets out a quiet snort. “Sounds a bit like Emmett.” Leah and Rosalie discuss Jacob. Kind of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4885 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Spiders by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella wakes up one morning to find some unwanted creepy crawlys lurking inside her home. who was the culprit? I might write a suquel if i get enough reviews! PLEASE READ!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SLUT by Ruthiee-tots reviews
Random twilight spoof. Butterflies, vodka, Bella, Alice and britney spears...enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008
High On Sugar by edwardsbella99 reviews
Bella, cake, big bag of sugar. Dun dun dun! Read and Review! Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
I'm Sorry by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
I am not a poetry expert at all. But this is a poem that I tried to write, so I hope that it's good! And if it isn't, at lesat give me an A for my effort :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Into The Meadow by undertheguiseofme reviews
“I’ll be doing the nibbling from here on out,” Edward said in a deep, husky voice. The meadow is definitely a place you want to be right now!Poor Bella and Edward, all that sexual tension...Rated M for lemons and because this story is MARVELOUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Done by FranklyDarlingIDon'tGiveADamn reviews
Jake and Lilly break up, Bella becomes a slut a songfic with a song by Miranda Lambert called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. FUNNY.lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Therapy by Rock'n'Slash reviews
This was writen by one of my crazy friends. She really needs therapy. ALYSSA IS A WEIRDO! XD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
I need you NOW by xedwardxloverx reviews
--"All I want, is to be with you, and to fulfill your every wish."---Bella's away from Edward for 2 weeks, and when she gets back she can't TAKE IT ANYMORE! ExB, LEMON starts on chapter 2. Review please and I hope you ENJOY! ;D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2008
GhostFlowers by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
What If, when Edward left,Bella's sadness and grief turned to anger? She's a completly different person now. When they meet again, will they're love hold together, or will the New Bella ruin it all. I suck at summaries, the story is good, read inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Family Game Night Cullen Style by TroublesomeTwins reviews
Uno? Clue? I've Never? Truth or Dare? What could possibly go wrong? Lots. One Shot. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Everybody's Changing by LoveisRuthless reviews
TwilightNew Moon inspired by the TV show Veronica Mars. Can you imagine? A bad ass Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
Let's play a game by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The City That Never Sleeps by Em Car reviews
Bella moves to new york city to live with her estranged grandomther Eleanor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett The Experienced by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Emmett was bored so he sets up his own website. A website in which people give him random things to do, and being Emmett the Experienced, he has to do it all. What kind of trouble will this vampire get in to? Read on to find out. Emmett's P.O.V
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
Bella's reassurance by Lollipopleeches reviews
Not much that I can say about it, other than it is totally 100% true. You have to believe it. And that if you haven't finished Breaking Dawn yet, don't read it, because it contains spoilers. But it is an AMAZING thing i just now came up with. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Spring Break at the Cullen House by xedwardxloverx reviews
It's Spring Break, and Carlisle and Esme have left the state. What does Alice have in store for everyone? There's a reason it's rated T--now rated M for chapters 3 and on. STORY NOW FINISHED! ;D JxA EmxR ExB fluff and lemons--slight OOC in that respect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Dear Bella by Lollipopleeches reviews
Edward sends Bella a letter that I based of of the song Dear Jamie...Sincerely Me by Hellogoodbye that contains his feelings for her. Very short, but very sweet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bachelor Parties and Bridal Showers gone wrong by Lollipopleeches reviews
based on yesterday's hilarious Breaking Dawn quote of the day, Edward's Bachelor Party isn't at a strip club, and neither is Bella's Bridal Shower. But it's at someplace far worse for both Edward AND Bella. R&R, please. c:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Of Vampires And Vodka by Bloodstrewn-Angel reviews
Random vodka induced rammbling, full of epic and win!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008
Does This Hurt? by spicehnoodles reviews
Bella tries to hurt Edward — physically.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delicious Ambiguity by mcrgryffindorgal reviews
Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be. -Rumi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Confessions of Lauren by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
What is going on in Lauren's head? Why does she always seem so bitter? Set in her POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Lauren - Complete
Drunken Vampires by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella's a Vampire know, so the Cullen kids are showing her some interesting Vampire fun. Will Bella party with them? And why is Emmett giving the animals that they hunt Vodka? And what's up with Jasper? Read and find out! Reviews would be nice too! Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Bella Breakdown by VampiressE12B reviews
What if Bella had a mental breakdown right after Edward refused to tell her the truth after he saved her from Tyler's van? Well, we would all be ROTFL hystericly. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Don't Stain the Couch! by allthegoodpennamesaretaken reviews
Emmett and Bella are home alone and after going to the wrong channel decide to have some fun. Blow job, Oneshot, EmmettxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008
It Couldn't Stop at Truth or Dare by bite-me62 reviews
This is the sequel to Truth or Dare on a Lazy Day. Bella gets changed into a vampire, but is that really what she wanted? How does Edward react to the new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Isabella's Chat by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Emmett and Rosalie by Rosette-Cullen reviews
He thought his life was over when the bear loomed over him. Not in a thousand years had he expected a golden haired angel to rescue him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
I Hate Hockey by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
A oneshot about a clumsy Bella in Gym class. What happened to her happened to me! So have fun reading this at my expense! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Spin The Bottle Twilight Style! by RaNdOm CuLlEn KiD reviews
I hope that you guys like this! I'm nervous and excited cause this is my first fanfic! So don't bruise me to bad! Enjoy! Oh and i forgot to mention that there is a lemon! - RaNdOm CuLlEn KiD BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
Delicious Dessert by InkXSucker reviews
In this one-shot, Bella and Edward are passed all their boundaries. Its a hot day in Forks and Bella gets a surprise from Edward, that is as sweet task to her liking. What will this sweet surprise lead her? ExB Fluff rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Cullen style by Fanpire-xox reviews
You thought you knew the Cullens... BXEd BXJ RXC EmXEs UPDATED! NOW ONLY A ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Foreign Affairs by Ellenedwardforever reviews
Edward and Bella pose as French immigrants. Really funny..... Eclipse spoilers... Read on....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,062 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Crazy Old Fool by Heartbroken1 reviews
Billy goes to warn Charlie about his daughter’s new boyfriend. He gets more than he bargains for when Edward Cullen shows up with Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Tear by cloudmoo reviews
Implied Jacob/Bella. Oneshot. Takes place during New Moon. Warning: rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Star Struck by Heartbroken1 reviews
Emmett gets a little star stuck and accidentally dazzles a beautiful blonde -- who isn’t Rosalie. --- For the President’s Day Twilight Challenge. “Write a story about a Cullen ‘rubbing elbows’ with a famous historical figure.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
No Emmett, That Is NOT Food! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Dressing Room RAPE! by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Bella's a vamp, but unmarried. Here's the intriguing tale of how she stole Edward's virginity, the most precious gift a girl has to give. But he's not a girl, so what the hell? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
Rosalie, Fanta & Disco Ed by Imaginary1.x reviews
Rosalie is a pshycotic cheerleader with a facination of Coca Cola, Bella Likes Fanta and needs therapy & Edward is in a Disco Suit. What The Hell Is Happining! ONESHOT to get over Writers-Block! ALL CHARACTERS ARE MAJORLY OOC! Please Read & Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Animals by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
“It’s not that we enjoy your possessions, Edward. We enjoy the sex, plain and simple. Wherever we choose is the most plausible place for,” he looked at Alice suggestively, “Our latest. . .fantasy. Or, simply the closest, most comfortable place.” Jasper an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Forks Fiends by twilightnite reviews
Because every book has characters people don't like too much. So what do we do? Why, we poke fun at them. We strip them of their dignity and just plain make fun of them. So 'Forks Fiends' everyone! Having fun at the expense of the characters no one likes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
Hyper notes with the Cullens by InkandPaper94 reviews
Just random notes that resemble me and my friends' weirdness. Should be interesting and funny... I have a big sense of humor. I laugh at everything . Rated T for weirdness and ranting about sometimes adult things petifials and other things... Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007
Euro Trip Twilight Style by Alunamai reviews
Were are we?" Bella asked as we sat on the train. "On our way to Germany... to catch the insolent brats we call our children." Rosalie answered. "All we need now is for the Volturi to show up... and then well have a splendid party." I said staring out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007
Jasper and Bella's sleepover! by Jaspersonlymistress reviews
Emmett and Edward leave for a hunting trip, Alice and Carlisle are in Chicago for the weekend and Esme is Busy with her new job. But charlie is in Pheniox on a buisness trip so Bella has to stay with Jasper for the weekend. Funny and full of Randomness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,202 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
Emmett Lets His Guard Down by UrDadSaidICouldntUseTheDoor reviews
what does Emmett really think about when he thinks Edward isn't listening? Do cats think like humans? What is mike too sexy for?Why is Edward running out of the clasroom? What does Jasper really think. Does rosalie really wanna kill bella? read on!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007
Halloween is scary for everyone, even Vampires! by xedwardxloverx reviews
This is my Halloween themed Twilight story. It started out as meant to be a mostly funny one, but I got wayyy off track. Rated T, but has some sexual referrences. Also, plz REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Road Trip by Alunamai reviews
What happens when the Cullens take a cross country road trip... in one hummer? And then Sirius and Remus turn up...Lets find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Semitone by sillybella reviews
The graduating class at Forks High School takes a senior trip to San Francisco, California. Edward has plans for Bella on their free night. A ‘semitone’ is the smallest difference between two musical notes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/6/2007
Cullen's Cash Cab by teenprodigy reviews
The Cullens take Bella to New York... will get funnier, start mostly a filler. read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
Secrets and Surprises by twilightnite reviews
We all have certain secrets that we will never tell anyone, not on purpose anyways. What would Edward say if he found out? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Beach Party with the Cullens by twilightnite reviews
/HIATUS/Bella and the Cullens go to the beach and have a little party. Stupid characters, weird plot, funny story! If it’s offensive in any way we’re really sorry! We’re just trying to have fun! R&R! UPDATED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
ObSeSsIoN! by EdwardsBrandOfHeroin reviews
This is a story list thingy of things that really happened to me regarding twilight! I swear all of these have really happened! T for saftey and possible use of profanity...hehe i like that word: profanity!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Boom, Boom, Boom, Ouch! by EdwardsBrandOfHeroin reviews
How much trouble would Bella find when Edward was away hunting for a week with on Charlie to protect her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
I Can't Help That I'm A Girl by MercuryAshlingPrincess reviews
Hey All I Have Returned! I Do Hope You Enjoy This One! What Happpens If Bella Is On Her...Read and Find out! Warning 2nd CH. Is Confusing A Bit Lol , I LOVE YOU ALL! Thanks For All The Great Reviews! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
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When The Sun Goes Down
A poem that just popped into my head. If I HAVE to categorize this, I'll say under New Moon, where Edward left Bella. Hope you like it. Tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella - Complete
Little Twilight OneShots
Little one-shots about Twilight. Hope you all like it. Criticism is welcomed,as is compliments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,074 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010
Breathing reviews
Edward's heartbroken and guess who broke it? 'Oh, Bella, you broke my heart' -Edward. Hope you like. Review you beautiful people!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
AIM! reviews
The Cullens are AIMing! Redone. Hope you guys like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella - Complete
DRAMA QUEEN AND DRAMA KING reviews
Edward and Bella has a fight which leads to some fun. One-shot. Both vampire. Hope you like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Jealous Rosalie reviews
Okay,I wrote it in like 5 minutes and am bored.Now,be nice or criticize,but don't act like a bitch.One-shot.Oh,and it's humor,but I don't know how funny exactly.Today I'm not in the funniest mood.I should've written it at midnight.Then i get crazy:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Wherever You Will Go reviews
Bella leaves Edward. So what happens when they meet again in New York? AH, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reminds Me:Poem reviews
a Poem I wrote of Bella when Edward left her in the woods. PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Immortal gone reviews
After Edward left...Bella turns her radio on and hear a song that compares to her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete