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STORY POSTER ONE FOR ANOTHER LIFE AMONG THE DEAD- http://blackwhitesilver.deviantart.com/art/Looks-Can-Be-Deceiving-1-191316734

I REJECT REALITY, AND SUBSITUTE IT WITH MY OWN.

Hey whats up so I am Redrosesthroughbrowneyes.- or just Rose

Here is some stuff about me-I love Ghost Hunt, Peach Girl, Fruits Basket, Mushishi, Four Eyed Prince, Skip Beat, Case Closed, DN Angel, Vampire Knight, Special A, Spirited Away, Death Note- and much more animes.

My favorite Anime is Ghost Hunt

Favourite Quote-

‘So Todd what made you want to play Naru in the English Version of Ghost Hunt?’

"Well I thought he would be closest I could ever get to playing Batman"-Todd Haperkorn

(If You Can Not Guess Todd Is The ENGLISH NARU- OMG READ AND YOU SHOULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough, cough* What happened I typed in Haberkorn and then suddenly everything went fuzzy. ..,Well if you think Todd did an awesome job with Naru copy and paste this to your profile)

I love just about any book, and movie. Right now I am in love with The Hunger Games series, and Touching Spirit Bear.

I love writing, but I need some help sometimes :P

Lets see here, I love music. I will listen to any kind of music. Since I know a bit of different languages I will listen to music in other languages as well. Cultures amaze me so much.

So my favourite bands/artists are Queen, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Bon Jovi, Evenescence, Skillet, Linkin Park, John Rzeznik, Goo Goo Dolls, Sugarland, Cascada, Nickelback, Justin Bieber, Rascael Flatts, Jotdog, Nick Lachey, Boys Like Girls, Tokio Hotel, Daughtry, Push Play, Cold Play, Radiohead, Shine Down, Brandon Heath, Kristian Stanfill, P!nk, Breaking Benjamin, Demi Levado, All American Rejects, Hinder ect- ect- too many favourites.


((((((Attention all my readers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))))))))

If you are wondering what kind of car Naru is driving- look at the link below and click on it. That is the kind of corvette her drives, only in a very dark shade of blue.

http://2011-corvette.net/images/corvette_stingray_1.jpg

Mai’s dress for Chapter 80

http://0.tqn.com/d/vintageclothing/1/0/k/3/-/-/gunnesax-gold-lame-party-dress.jpg

Kouki’s Motorcycle

http://www.mcmart.com/mall/media/630364.jpg

My DeviantArt Account!

http://blackwhitesilver.deviantart.com/

!ATTENTION!

Attention to all of my readers- I will begin a process called Rose-Reviews, this will be where if you wonder if a book is good to read or not email me the title and I will personally read it, and if I had already read it I will write a review. I will tell everyone if te book is worth reading. I will also grade it from one star - to twenty stars So just email me the title and when I have a chance I will read and review- okay- great!!

-Redrosesthroughbrowneyes=.=

THANK YOU KRISAKU-

that kouki guy is soo mysterious...!soo plz..continue!!

((MY FIRST REVIEW- I WON'T LET YOU DOWN WITH THE STORY))

Thanks xxAngelicDreams!! u r awsome!!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

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70 of the world believe that their is nothing supernatural as ghosts that roam the world, post this on your profile if you are one of the 30 that believe in ghosts and add your name to this list, if you have friends on this site- send it to them! Add your story as well if a ghost has ever done anything to you! Now some of you don't believe, I understand if you don't now seeing is believing. I have through my life seen things and felt things and heard things that should stay in the dark. Here is my very first incounter with a spirit. :~Redrosesthroughbrowneyes-Novemer 14, 2009 When I was very little I lived in this old white house. I was a new born when we moved there and after about a month wierd things began happening. The phone would ring from random numbers and they would ask if Judy was there. My parents would tell them 'no' and then the person would hang up immediantly. I began to play with a ball, and would talk to myself and my parents would ask me who I was talking to- I would say Michael and Any. My parents thought it was cute that I had two imaginary friends. I would always play with that ball and one day I told my parents that I was going to play with them. They said , "sure."- amused with the whole idea. I got on the floor and rolled the ball, it stoped and then rolled to the left, and then back to me. My parents and sister watched stunned at what was happening. They took the ball away immediantly- afraid about what wa happening. Eventually they gave it back to me and I was bouncing it, when I left the room to go to my room, sure enough the ball began rolling around the living room and then after a minute it came to my room. My mother did not believe in ghosts, but my father would always wonder if something was really out there. A few weeks later my sister opened her closet and found pills. My sister, nore did anyone in my family take pills for seizures. She read the name on it- it said Judy McAnderson. She showed my parents immediantly because her closet was so small and when we moved there , there was nothing in that closet. She wondered how it got to the front of her closet. My mother still decided to shrug it off, but really my parents were worried, and the fact of how I had two friends and I would always let my parents that I would play with them. Shadows would appear on the walls with nothing casting it, and they would moved. I was now three. One day my father took my sister and I out leaving my mother home to rest. She woke up late and walked out of her bedroom she walked down the hall and heard footsteps, when she turned around there was a man behind her. She ran screaming and when she looks back he was gone. She called the police and my father. Nothing was there, no trace of forced entrance- nothing. This is where it finally got my mother to believe that at least something is out there- to her she said it might not be a ghost, but there is something. I have long since moved away from my early childhood home, I can barely remember anything about it- axcept one day my sister brought up Judy and then I remembered a lot of it. I wrote it down so I would never forget it. If you do not bealive this happened, fine- your choice. If you want to hear more about this email me and I will tell you some, my father has experianced some stuff as well in his life.

60 of the world does not believe in angels or gaurdian angels, post this on your profile if you believe in them!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.- I believe in God!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, IxShallxCryxToxicxTears,XxXbAbYbXxX,ZacEfronandJohnCenaluvr, Fairyvixenmaiden, Redrosesthroughbrowneyes

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door

, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If your life was a musical, what would be your theme song. List below, and make sure you pm me if you can, keep this chain alive!:D

-Redrosesthroughbrowneyes- 'I'm Still Here' John Rzeznik (note my rewrite of it is girl, and woman, not boy and man)

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(._.)o-copy and paste this to your profile or else the bunny will eat you!!

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think Racism is wrong for ANY race! Stop ignorance around the world!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, RedRosesThroughBrownEyes

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying ,"that was totally awesome- lets do it again".

-A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their butt off at you.

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
if i'm a goldfish.

-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
and easy to twist out of shape.

-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

-A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

-A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps themselves.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this unto your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I had a pet unicorn named Charlie, but the psychiatrist told me he ran away..,

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a girl and your best friend happens to be a guy that is straight, and you believe there is nothing wrong with it copy and paste this to your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you fall, I'll catch you. If you fall again, I'll catch you once more. If you fall for the third time... I will catch you and never let you go.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

So many pedestrians, so little time..,

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Copy and paste this to your profile if you pledge to live your life to the fullest and add your name to the list below-RedRosesthroughBrowneyes

Little Quiz:

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Life comes around once, so share it with the right person

find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot

who calls you back when you hang up on him

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep

wait for the guy who kisses your forehead

who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats

who holds your hand in front of his friends

who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you

who turns to his friends and says 'that's her'

I think this one should be titled "when a girl"

when a girl is quiet...millions of things are running through her mind

When a girl is not arguing... she is thinking deeply

when a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions... shes wondering how long you'll be around

when a girl says 'im fine' after a few seconds... she is not at all fine

when a girl stares at you shes wondering why you are lying

when a girl lays on your chest shes wishing for you to be hers forever

when a girl sees you every day she wants to be pampered

when a girl says i love you she means it

when a girl says she misses you no one else can miss you more then that

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (i know i have)

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are bad with serious moments like when your parents or teachers are scolding you and you start to laugh post this to your profile

If you ever thought of an payback plan and started in outburst of evil laughter then post this to your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you actually copied and pasted all of this into you profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these, copy and paste this into your profile.

Top 20 Reasons to be a Pirate!!

1.)Awsome Hats

2.)You don't have to bathe

3.)You could as wierd and crazy as you want

4.)Treasure- do I have to say more?

5.)Everybody wants you

6.)Defy human acrobatics

7.)You know all the best swear words

8.)Rum..,

9.)Orlando Bloom..-;)

10.)Johnny Depp

11.)Shiny Things!!

12.)You can grow tentacles!

13.)Either everyone is sane enough to be after you are crazy enough to be with you.

14.)Sword Fights!!

15.)Weekly Black Out Sail

16.)You know fancy phrases like 'Arg'

17.)Everybody is shouting your name so you must be loved!

18.)Pretend to be a high power of the Church of England

19.)Your life is pure Awesomeness

20.)Sea Turtles Mate!

Copy and Past this to your profile if the 'Pirate Life' is for you.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you think this is how the last Ghost Hunt Manga should have ended below with Naru and Mai please copy and paste this to your profile!

Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do You Want Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Live For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose- Me Or Your Life.
Boy: My Life.
The Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And The Boy Runs After Her, holds her in his arms and Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!

SYMBOLS:

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A,B,Cs:

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SAYINGS:

Isnt It Ironic?
We Ignore Who Adores Us.
Adore Who Ignores Us.
Love Who Hurts Us.
And Hurt Who Loves Us

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(I just had to post this- didn't make it up.)

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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A Hunger games Addict's prayer(by Claratrix LeChatham)

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

If you sing a lot at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish your life was a musical, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sing in the rain sometimes, or have done so before, Copy and Paste this into your profile

If you wish you had an Angel of Music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish Erik was real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have become clumsy ever since you read Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said Pull, or Vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Christine should have chosen Erik, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a want to-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop stereotypes! Copy this into your bio.

25 THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

How to Tell if You're a Writer (this is so me...)

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

(If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, IamthePhantomoftheOpera, Angelic-Reader, christinesangel100, RedRosesThroughBrownEyes

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile. (If the Doctor had a profile, this would be in his.)

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. (My twin gave it up for lent-I wasn't allowed to eat chocolate in front of her, and as I spend most of my time with her, that meant no chocolate. I really REALLY wanted some.)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

if you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.), copy this into your profile.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

If you play an instrument copy and paste this to your profile and put your name and instrument; IamthePhantomoftheOpera-Trumpet and Piano, Angelic-reader-Drums & Clarinett, Christinesangel100-Trombone &piano&slight violin&singing, RedRosesThroughtBrownEyes-Guitar, both Accoustic and Eletric

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy them by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to talk to you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in an asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable if chocolate comes from the cocoa bean and all beans are vegetables?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you moron!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, Christinesangel100, RedRosesThroughBrownEyes

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... allot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

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was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial/Knows your number off by heart, even if you don't.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Darn!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad and Mum and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this straight away.

"Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs."

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Knife Crime

My friend was in trouble,

my friend didn't tell,

because of what she did, mum,

I now feel like I'm in hell.

A knife into my heart,

cutting through my chest.

Mum, we have to part,

but please try to warn the rest.

Mummy, I'm a victim of knife crime,

Mummy, it seems to me,

I just ran out of time.

Mum, pretend I got to say goodbye,

before I had to join those angels in the sky.

My friend, they say its because of you,

but you can't believe that that is true.

My mum thinks it is your fault,

but I'm dead by default.

Due to what you chose to do,

because of knife crime,

I'm no longer here with you.

Mummy, if I'd had another week,

here's what I would do,

I'd stop them calling me a geek,

I'd tell you I love you,

I'd tell you that I'm sorry,

but the bad news is true,

I'd warn you that I only had,

another week, if only two.

My friend thought it would be so cool,

if she carried round a knife,

She didn't realise what she did,

would cause my family such strife.

You think it doesn't matter,

you think this isn't true,

but knife crime can kill anyone,

Your mum, your best friend...

Even YOU.

If You're against Knife crime, pass along this poem. Copy and paste it into your profile. It was written by me(christinesangel100) to raise awareness that lifes are lost everyday because of Knife Crime. End it know. Spread awareness, and pass this on.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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║(o)║ music
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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!
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If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile

Guys NEED to know this...;

When when we walk away form you, mad
We want you to follow us

When we stare at your mouth
That's your cue to kiss us

When we push or hit you
Grab us and don't let go

When we start cursing at you
Kiss us and tell us you love us

When we're quiet
Ask us whats wrong

When we ignore you
Give us your attention

When we pull away
Pull us back

When you see us at our worst
Tell us we're beautiful

When you see us start crying
Just hold us and don't say a word

When you see us walking
Sneak up and hug our waist from behind

When we're scared
Protect us

When we lay our head on your shoulder
Tilt our head up and kiss us

When we steal your favorite hat
Let us keep it and sleep with it for a night

When we tease you
Tease us back and make us laugh

When we don't answer for a long time
Reassure us that everything is okay

When we look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When we say that we like you
We really do more than you could understand

When we grab at your hands
Hold ours and play with our fingers

When we 'Accidentally' bump into you
Bump into us back and make us laugh

When we tell you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When we look you in the eyes
Don't look away until we do

When we miss you
We're hurting inside

When you break our heart
The pain never really goes away

When we say its over
We still want you to be ours

Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.-

When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go-

When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 yrs later we'll remember you-

Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us-

Call us before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat us like we're all that matters to you.-

Tease us and let us tease you back.-

Stay up all night with us when we're sick.-

Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give us the world.-

Let us wear your clothes.-

When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.-

Let us know we're important.-

Kiss us in the pouring rain.-

When we runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who AM I GOING TO KILL TODAY babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

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Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter


Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty


Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter


Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year


Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat


-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouha

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE TAKEN A PRACTICAL JOKE TO WHOLE OTHER LEVEL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Year
Envy-1985, 1998
Forgiveness- 1986, 1999
Harmony1987, 2000
Joy- 1988, 2001
Divinity-1989, 2002
Ignorance-1990, 2003
Love- 1991, 2004
Adamancy- 1992, 2005
Courage- 1993, 2006
Mercy- 1994, 2007
Bashfulness- 1995, 2008
Kindness- 1996, 2009
Zeal- 1997, 2010

Month
Envy- January
Forgiveness- February
Harmony- March
Joy- April
Divinity- May
Ignorance- June
Love- July
Adamancy- August
Courage- September
Bashfulness- November
Kindness- December
Zeal- February 29th

Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin?
Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
Love me?
Great!
Hate me?
Even better!

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' (I am NOT a guy, but I have seen these things happen to too many of my guy friends)

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hug her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.

5. Don’t force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9. Say I love you...and MEAN IT!

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes

11. Comfort her when she cries.

12. Love her with all your heart

Girls- add this if you think its sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

Name 12 anime of your favourite characters in no order and complete the skeleton below. Make sure the amout of boys and girls are even. Then read below and see if this is true.

1.)Naru-Ghost Hunt

2.)Kyoko-Skip Beat

3.)Mai- Ghost Hunt

4.)Hatori-Fruits Basket

5.)L-Death Note

6.)Kakashi-Naruto

7.)Misa-Death Note

8.)Kaname-Vampre Knight

9.)Haruhi-OHSHC

10.)Yuuki-Vampire Knight

11.)Tohru-Fruits Basket

12.)Kyoya-OHSHC

Now look at the boys from this list. If you are a girl these are all of the characteristics you want a boyfriend to have. If you are a girl, look at the girls on the list- these are all the firls you have something in common with, that or they are like your friends.

A REAL BOYFRIEND!!

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holdin Hands-
Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...
And mean it.

Laying below the stars-
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

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Ohayou. -おはよう。- Good morning.

Konnichiwa. - こんにちは。- Good afternoon.

Konbanwa. - こんばんは。 - Good evening.

Oyasuminasai. - おやすみなさい。- Good night.

Sayonara. - さよなら。- Good bye.

Dewa mata. - ではまた。- See you later.

Mata ashita. - また明日。- See you tomorrow.

Genki desu ka. - 元気ですか。- How are you?

Omedetou gozaimasu. - おめでとうございます。or
Omedetou. - おめでとう。 (casual) -Congratulations.

O-tanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu . - お誕生日おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Tanjoubi omedetou. - 誕生日おめでとう。 (casual) - Happy Birthday.

Go-kekkon omedetou gozaimasu. - ご結婚おめでとうございます。 (formal) or
Kekkon omedetou. - 結婚おめでとう。 (casual) Congratulations on your wedding.

Guai wa ikaga desu ka. - 具合はどうですか。 - How are you feeling?
(Literally means, How is your condition?)

Kaze wa dou desu ka. - 風邪はどうですか。 - How is your cold?
Okagesama de - Thanks to your help,

yoku narimashita. - おかげさまでよくなりました。 - I have gotten better.

Odaiji ni. - お大事に。 - Please take care of yourself.

Gobusata shite imasu. - ご無沙汰しています。 (very formal) - I haven't seen you in a long time.

Ohisashiburi desu. - お久しぶりです。 (formal) or

Hisashiburi! - 久しぶり! (casual) - Long time no see.

Ne? - Right or Agree

Yoi otoshi o omukae kudasai. - よいお年をお迎えください。 (formal) or
Yoi otoshi o! - よいお年を! (casual) - I wish you will have a good new year.

Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu. - あけましておめでとうございます。 (formal)

Akemashite omedetou. - あけましておめでとう。 (casual) - Happy New Year.

Notes: There is a rule for writing hiragana "wa(わ)" and "ha(は)." When
"wa" is used as a particle, it is written in hiragana as "ha." "Konnichiwa" or
"Konbanwa" are now fixed greetings. However, in the old days it was a part of
sentence such as "Today is ~ (Konnichi wa ~)" or "Tonight is ~ (Konban wa ~)"
and "wa" functioned as a particle. That's why it is still written in hiragana as "ha."

The form "gozaimasu(ございます)" is more polite. It is added when you are talking
with somebody who is not a family members or a close friend. To reply, "Arigatou
gozaimasu(ありがとうございます)" or "Arigatou(ありがとう)" is used.

The honorific "o(お)" or "go(ご)" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a
formal way of saying "your". It is very polite.

"Okagesama de(おかげさまで)" can be used whenever you announce good news in
answer to someone's concerned inquiry.

To reply "Odaiji ni(お大事に)", "Arigatou gozaimasu(ありがとうございます)" is
used.

There is a Japanese song titled "Ohisashiburi ne(お久しぶりね)". "Ne(ね)" is a
sentence particle. Ne is used to seek confirmation and is similar to English
expressions such as "right?" or "don't you agree?".
To reply to "Gobusata shite imasu," "Kochira koso (Same here)" is used. In casual
conversations among friends, simply repeat "Hisashiburi!" or "Hisashiburi ne".

The New Year is the most important time of the year in Japan. (just like Christmas in
the west).

"Akemasu" literally means "to open". "Kotoshi mo yoroshiku onegaishimasu (I look
forward to our continued relationship over this year)" is often added after
"Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu". To reply, "Kochira koso" is used.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
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3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to your profile
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs

I have started laughing for no reason

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder

I have laughed at someone who insulted me

I would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =3

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

I have not read this in the Manga yet, but I found a video on Youtube where Travis is singing this 'song'- it is very hard to describe without the word 'disturbing' coming to mind. Copy and paste this to destroy the innocence of others around you with this song. Now I give you 'I'm The Flame Alchemist' By Roy Mustang

“I’m the Flame Alchemist”
Lyrics by Roy Mustang

Snap snap snap snap my fingers
Snap snap snap snap my fingers

Who’s the man that’s gonna be president of all the land? The Flame Alchemist.
My dream is to have a miniskirt harem.
Who’s that hot dude, standing in front of the mirror, snapping his fingers striking a pose?
Uh-huh. That’s me. The Flame Alchemist.

I’m going to light your heart on fire, baby. (Sizzle!)
My heart is a raging inferno, oh yeah. (Disco inferno!)
And tonight baby, it’s burning hotter than ever. (Like a flamethrower!)
Snap, crackle, pop, baby. It’s my burning love. (Oh yeah!)
My love’s gone and burned up the oxygen in the room. (Thermodynamics!)
This one goes out to you, the girl in the mirage. (An illusion baby!)

You know who I am. I’m Roy Mustang! (Then that’s all right.)
I’m a colonel, baby. And this colonel’s about to pop! (You mean "kernel"?)

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The Eyes of the Crimson Moon by Otaku-Addic reviews
Au.Mai is a princess that has been kidnapped by Captain Naru.Advanture awaits for both, as they have to recover the beast before the moon bleeds and the witch from the west gets Mai soul. Also Captain Naru wants revange from his past, that ties with Mai.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 99,354 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Sleeping Symmetry by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
With a large storm outside, Patty runs to Kid's room in search of comfort but theres no way Kid can sleep so unsymmetrical like this...Oh! Liz there you are! Come here hurry! MinorKidxLiz, cute Kid/Liz/Patty
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
Possessing Noll by Xymena Falling reviews
A normal day in the office descends to chaos and confusion as Gene decides to check up on his brother, but fed up with the fact that Mai and Naru still aren't together, he decides to take things into his own hands... MaixNaru
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Eugene D./Gene - Complete
Beast of the Crimson Moon by Otaku-Addic reviews
A.U. Sequel to "The Eye of the Crimson Moon" Captain Naru and Mai has one more month to find the beast, before the moon bleeds. But they thougth that advanture was hard. They were wrong that's was just kiddy games. Now the mind twist begins.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,035 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
June by soniayunita reviews
Mai said something that makes Naru choke on his tea. What is it? And who's June?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
Love Will Continue by Rosibo reviews
Alternate ending to love never dies. What would have happened if Meg hadn't shot Christine?
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,169 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Oh Naru by iluvblue2100 reviews
Naru tells Mai how he really feels about her. Or does he? I can't write summaries for my life! Its my first story, please tell me what you think!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Wake by moonlightbutterflye reviews
sleep walking is never a good idea on a case .... oneshot.MAIXNARU
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
I Love Naru by JazzyCat reviews
When Mai needs a little English tutoring, Naru decides to use the situation to his advantage. Drabbly, Short, Fluffy, ONESHOT. NaruMai, what else?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Baby by sera-chan011 reviews
Naru/Mai. Crack. Babysitting has never been Naru's cup of tea, especially when Mai is around. Milk, anyone?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Ne, Naru? by HarunoRin reviews
Mai has some fun and finds out some VERY interesting things about her boss. Quite funny really xD it made me laugh when I thought of it. Oneshot.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
The Product Of Love by AimedSiren reviews
Roy decides to bring his daughter Maya to work while Riza is on a dayoff to the spa. He and his subordinates quickly realize that underestimating any kid of Roy Mustang's and Riza Hawkeye's is a mistake; Even if it is a five year old! My First fanfic!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Does Daddy Love Mommy? by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Roy and Riza's kids are running an errand, one of Roy's ex-girlfriends tells their children that Roy doesn't love them or their mom. Birthday fic for KuroiRaye
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
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Another Life Among the Dead reviews
Naru has just gotten out of the hospital for using PK. Now the adventures continue, as relationships grow, emotions shift, and time moves on- with new mysteries along the way. RXR-Read and Review Please! What is Tempt anyway? ! ? Read To Find Out ! ! ! !
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 107 - Words: 282,486 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
Definition reviews
Mai had heard a word in class which is a common word in England, and her teacher will not tell her what it means. This means it's time to ask the narcissitic boss. Little did she know when she would ask him he would nearly have a heart attack.RxR One-Shot
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
The Heart of Stone reviews
This is just a short poem involving Naru's pov. I thought of it a few months ago and decided to submit it. Tell me what you think- it takes place before, during, and after Ghost Hunt. One-Shot
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete