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Joined 09-23-09, id: 2093397, Profile Updated: 08-10-11

Hey Guys~!!

Ok, so a few things about meh:


I am 15 years old and female, I have written a fanfic but never had a chance to update it 'cause I wrote it in my phone in the note section and wen I got to chp 13, my phone was jacking up and I had to get a new one; so I sended it to my frewn but I was unable to send it all and now she still has it and am wondering when I'm going to get it back lol but I guess I hav to ask for it first lol...I hav 2 older bros, I'm the youngest and only girl, fav color: green, black, and gray :D i love rock music!! every type there is, although I need to expand my horizons lol meaning to listen to more bands lol...i live in all ma frewns ;D i am full out mexican lol I was born there and came to the US wen I was 5, and hav I mentioned I love yaoi? XD

Oh, for those of you that might be wondering, the fanfic was a Gravitation one lol ;D p.s. I still hav yet to ask for it back lol I'm so forgetfull at times

(Oct. 11, '09) Heh, it's just in, my friend doesn't have it anymore D:!! yea...I'm never gonna have it posted up...-sighs-. I do have some of it written down on paper, but it's like chapters 1-4 I think, but I still don't feel like going through all the work I did, since it was 13 chapters long...and in my opinion, it was a pretty damn good fic...

Hehehe, I just noticed that all the stories I've favotited are ALL yaoi, except for one that is het (Sasuke/Hinata) and one that is a yuri (Ino/Sakura)...kinda hard to believe that I have the yuri one, not that i don't like it (well, I dunno, I don't really like it, but i don't not like it, lol make sense?) but it's that I Hate sakura!! So yea, a big contradiction on my part lol

(Dec. 4, '09) Okk, so just felt like putting something up here that's different from just updating it with Paste&Copy thingys...well, I typed up in Google: Schizophrenia Test (lol i kno) heheh and I took it and the results were...dun dun dun That I am not Schizophrentic. That's good, lol, but then in that website it had on the top these labels things and one of them were Quiz so I clicked on it and it had a variaty of'em and i took some. lol they were: Bipolar Disorder, Mania Disorder, Depression, OCD, Schizophrenia, and Psychotherapy. teehee, you wanna know the results? of course you do!

(July 10, '10) Wow, haven't updated in a long ass time xD. Well, chust gonna say that I missed this website. I kinda forgot about it till I logged back on a few days ago :)

Bipolar: Moderate to Severe

Mania: Moderate to Severe

Depression: Moderate to Severe

OCD: Not likely

Schizophrenia: Not Likely

Psychotherapy: It would be beneficial

So what chu guys think? Prolly all like, "Oh, what a freak! She crazy, man!" hahha, I laugh so hard on just thinking bout what y'alls reaction is. Some (more like many of you), would judge and some will just be all like, "What the hell do we care, huh?" Hehehe, anyways, since I feel like I havent really done anything to this profile I just decided to take the time to tell y'all 'bout it :D

(Jan. 26. '10) Okk, so I'm just wondering, is LovelyNocturnalSunGoddess still part of FF.Net community? Like, there is nothing on her profile and has a sad note in it: "I am sorry for leading others astray" I guess she left? But it don't really make sense 'cause she had Why You? which is-or was-a really popular fic. It just makes me wonder what made her quit...I'm just wondering, ya know? Her fics are really well written.

Favorite Pairings:

Gravitation: Yuki&Shu Shu&Hiro Shu&Ryuchi Hiro&K Hiro&Suguru K&Ryuchi K&Sakano Tatsuah&Ryuchi Tatsuah&Yuki (xD) Sakano&Tohma

Naruto: SasuNaru/NaruSasu (I personally think Naruto as seme is kinda cute xD) NaruGaa/GaaNaru KibaNaru GaaNeji ItaSasu NejiLee KakaNaru (oh, how i wish there would be plenty more of this couple!) KakaNaruSasu (i know!) and probably all the other yaoi pairings there is to make xD Het: NaruHina KibaHina SasuHina and I'm pretty sure I'll like SaiIno and just so y'all know...I Hate Sakura!!

D.N.Angel: SatoDai/DaiSato SatoTakeshi (I know! The fanfic There's a Catch by Schizo and Proud really got me into it! And that fanfic is really good and y'all should read it! and she still needs to update... lol xD) DarkDai (even though I personally hate that man SatoDaiDark Het: DaiRiku ...and also, I Hate Risa!! I purposely pronounce her name wrong xD

DeathNote: Light/L MattMello/MelloMatt L/Light Het: NearMisa (awww, poor lil' albino can't be all by himself!! Dx )

and I've read sooooo many yaoi!! hehe, what can I say, I love me some shounen-ai xD

This is just some stuff that I find amusing/deep/entertaining/or down-to-earth(?):

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I find this to be the sad, dark, unfair truth this world holds...but I do hope that this planet will be more open-minded in the neat future...

Try to read this, if you can:

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

lol I had a kick out of this xD

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Hmmm, I think these are the 5 steps for accepting and realising you're in love...

One: Denial.
Two: Anger.
Three: Bargaining
Four: Depression
Five: Acceptance

And you know what? I think those steps are sooo true (even though I don't quite agree with number 3, it doesn't really make sense to me)

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II (SASUNARU RULEZ!)

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Hehe, yup, those three I actually did, except that number one I did it with my fingers and made creepy faces with my bro lol :DDDD


"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

"hahaha this is sooo fucking hilarious!!

I almost started crying! I can't believe it!


Shush, Naruto. I don't need this right now.

(stalks off crying)

So...update soon?"

This is a review from the fic Where is Your Heart Tonight (you can find it in my fav isle) and it made meh crack up lol

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile. (well, sorta like my one true love ;D)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (Not quite yet, I'm too young)

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Haha, I actually didn't fall for it, I just put it so other ppl can lol ;D

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me. -_-)

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile. (so many, many traumatic events...)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile. (YESHHHH!!)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. (If any one of my friends are reading this, they all knowI do, because they sing with me. xD)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. (I do all three)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

Even though I love meh some alcohol, I will never drink and drive...or at least not drive when I'm drunk. You know what I mean, lol ;D

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son Jeff

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card. That is
in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

hmmmm, if you read all of this profile: Congratulations!!

(Nov. 29, '09) here are just some of my all time favortite fanfics that I can remember (in no particular order):

- Why You? by LovelyNocturnalSunGoddess ...sasunaru... Naruto (M)

- There's A Catch by Schizo and Proud ...satotakeshi... DN Angel (T)

- Roommates by lol can't memba, but it's a ...sasunaru... one Naruto (M)

- Homesick by okk, so this one can be found in Gurabiteshiyon(dot)com (or mayb here too, idk)...hirosuguru... Gravitation (M) if you are gonna read this in gurabiteshiyon, you have to go to the smut section and then click on the arrow down on the bottom of the page that will take you to the last page of the smut area. I think there's a total of four arrows so just click on the last one, I think that's the one lol)

- Whore Mode by Hokage ...YukiShu... Gravitation (M)

- Accept Me by Hokage ...YukiShu... Gravitation uhh, I can't memba the rating, but I think it's (T)

- Blur by Fantony ...YukiShu... Gravitation I think it's (T)

- Sasuke the Homicidal Maniac i think that's the name lol by, i cant memba, but it's on ma fav isle ...SasuNaru... Naruto (M)

- Xenocide can't memba writter but I have it on ma fav isle. ...KashiNaru... Naruto(T)

and I will add more as i member them lol ;DD

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Friends? SasuNaru lemon by InadequatelyME reviews
A little less mindless, but still decently mindless yaoi. Dont like? Dont read. If you do, please enjoy .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tiny Pearl by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
She never looks at anything but Naruto, but when she finally catches someone else's eye, Hinata finds that maybe someone's been watching her too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,001 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blame it on the whiskers by Chibi Carru reviews
Naruto, the adorable uke, grows up the outcast but garners the attention and friendship of the popular Sasuke and Itachi. Cute!Naruto turned into Smart/Skilled Naruto! Mostly Humorous until Ch 13. Later Warnings: Yaoi,Yuri, Darkness,Violence,Sex, Teenagers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,995 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Defying the Future by Dareagon reviews
After the final battle, Naruto is send back in time. He is once again a genin. but he's not the only one who travelled back... Will he be able to change things for the better? Kakanaru, Naruto with bloodline merboy! ON HOLD, considering rewrite
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,753 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sasuke U.
Yuki's Secret Diary by Fantony reviews
When he's alone at home, when he can't sleep while his little lover is snoring noisily... Yuki Eiri is bored. So he talks to Shuichi... in his own way...! Eiri x shu
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,990 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
I Tried to Make You Happy by wild-angelz1 reviews
I wanted to make a story on what would happen if Shuichi actaully listened to Yuki and broke. I'm not lieing when i say its sad, please read and review if you want. I'm also looking for a beta too. Tradgey typed at 2:00 am.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confluence by Violet Garnets reviews
After three years of exile, Naruto's come home to Konoha. And just in time as well, because Kakashi's strange and vivid dreams are starting to take a toll on him. To save their future, the past will be revealed. KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,308 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Never Leave Me by Muraki Asato reviews
What most people don't know is that the night before Sasuke left for Hidden Sound he slept with someone, Uzumaki Naruto to be exact. This is the story of their struggle, and Naruto's abrupt end of childhood. MPREG. Mentions of rape. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,010 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purgatory by ContraryMaryBee reviews
Purgatory, between the living and the dead. He had always been a strange boy, now, they all realize just how different he is. Take your pills Naruto, for all our sakes. Rated M for lots gore and swearing. Insane!Naruto KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,665 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Never Land by ASporkFullOfDOOM reviews
Highschool, Shoujo/Shonen Ai. Sakura transferred to a new school-and quickly made friends with the cool crowd. Things become confusing and chaotic, though. What is a girl to do? InoxSaku,SasuxNaru,and others mystery pairs... Lemon/Lime flavored!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Love Me Again by Clara Clover reviews
Because of an accident, Usagi-san lost his memories and it also affected his personality. Haruhiko took this chance wisely and began to aim for Misaki!The final chapter is up!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,907 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Blur by Fantony reviews
Eiri… As I said, there's never been any Shindou Shuichi.You never wrote any book. You've never been to New-York. There is no Kitazawa Yuki. All those things exist only in your head. It's just your imagination playing tricks on you. Nothing more...COMPLETE
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Eiri Y. - Complete
What We All know by Angel Eyes Kiyone reviews
What's it like to not belong? What's it like to be...rejected? Told from the characters' view points.
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
The Sooner It Will by ladywinterfic reviews
War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over. YAOI, KakaNaru, ANBU!Naruto, panicking!Kakashi, ruthless!Sandaime, READ. THE. WARNINGS. --- Chapter 7: Brainbreaking for everyone. Yes, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,427 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Dirty Little Secret by XYamiNoKonekoX reviews
B-day fic to XangelsuicideX. "We shouldn't be doing this, it isn't right, Sasuke. We're brothers" Naruto protested. "Relax Naruto; this will be our little secret, our dirty little secret" Sasuke suNaru,Incest,Lemon,AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Rules of the Bathroom by hyperspastic-superhero-girl reviews
SasuNaru AU Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spoiling Revenge by jinnabun reviews
Matt and Mello find their fates wound together, tighter than they could have guessed. And they both end up at Wammy's. This is the story of their lives, frienship, and eventual love. Rated M for swearing and drugs, as advised by readers. Off Hiatus.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,993 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Matt, Mello
What's wrong with the color orange? by Lala2224 reviews
Summary: Naruto applies for a job at Uchiha Inc. and earns an interview with a certain raven. The moment they meet, all hell breaks loose. Sasunaru yaoi . a little tiny Sakura bashing? hehehe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
School Daze by Nazihra reviews
Sasuke wants to admire his crush from afar, Kiba wants to get good grades and convince his girlfriend to stop hitting him please and Naruto, well, he just wants to be Naruto. Unfortunately, life has other ideas. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,414 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
DISCORDIA by hikaru otomo reviews
Todo tiene un limite, cuando se llega a el se es capaz de ver nuevamente las cosas como son... el encontrar un nuevo amor para no volver a sufrir mas es posible y el deseo de venganza arde como nunka antes en ese corazon ke una vez amo tanto...
Gravitation - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y.
I need you by shimmeringdawn reviews
Shuichi sees Yuki in bed with another guy. That leads to a quarrel which ends up with them breaking up. Shuichi wants to leave. but when he returns, will he still be the same? will they get back together? or will shuichi change?
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
Beautiful People by Sour Queen reviews
When Sasuke returns into everyone's lives, it's Hinata's that gets hit the hardest, losing sight of what beauty really is, until Sakura gives her a journal and tells her to write about the first person she sees and why they are beautiful. Hina POV, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,971 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Personal slave by TrinaMarina reviews
Eiri discovers a way to black mail his little brother..... set two years before the manga.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Eiri Y., Tatsuha U.
Porque la “s” significa que ya no estaremos solos by Youjibell reviews
En las palabras Get Baskers La “G” es por Ginji, la “B” es por Ban… y la “s” es algo más que una connotación de plural o al menos asó lo cree Ban.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Ginji, Ban
The Odd Couple by Twisted Vixen reviews
Shikamaru is moving out of his family home. Naruto's apartment building has been slated for demolition. Neither make enough on their chuunin salaries to get a place in a decent part of Konoha. Together though... Eventual ShikaNaruShika yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Good luck, sweet revenge by UmbraSidus reviews
Kakashi has a crush on Naruto, Naruto dosn't know but Iruka dos. Iruka is playing around with Kakashi through a clueless Naruto. KakaNaru paring.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
If Only You Knew by YaoiWhore reviews
Sometimes it sucks having to put on a facade, especially for people I can't stand... Yaoi. KakaNaru. Don't like, then skedaddle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,149 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Love by UchihaAkimoto reviews
CHAPTER 3: Hybristophilia. : A series of one-shots with different paraphilias. YAOI, SasuNaru :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Keeping Us Together by Sour Queen reviews
Last month, we were best friends. Two weeks ago, we were rivals. Yesterday we were enemies, and today, we're in love. NaruSasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreams on Paper by DarkSilence101 reviews
When the lives of a promising theatre student and a child prodigy cross for the performance of a Shakespeare classic, what happiness and tragedies will befall their own lives? Do dreams come true or do they only exist on paper? Romeo and Juliet. AU-ish.
Only the Ring Finger Knows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Yuichi K., Wataru F.
Gone and Forgotten by Master Jesse reviews
.:One Shot:. I suck at summaries
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ban, Ginji - Complete
Just a Dream by Blue-Moons169 reviews
Ban dreams of a special someone. Ban/Kazuki. The story is told from second person.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ban, Kazuki - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 397 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe Not So Ordinary by Mandiz reviews
AU! New boy in class, Uzumaki Naruto! With those innocent blue eyes, Sasuke, infamous gang-leader perks an interest for this certain beauty. He tries to claim the boy as his, but the outcome wasn't quite what he expected. / ON HOLD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Time We Spent by fotoshop-cutout reviews
Kakashi/Naruto AU: Naruto's an abuse case who's not getting better, Kakashi is a nurse with a troubled past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Beautiful Day for Dirty Thoughts by Godess The Hyper Fangirl reviews
After pulling some of his famous all nighters, Eiri is forced to go on a date with Shuichi in the park. However, a tired mind often tends to misconstrue things... Crack oneshot.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Confessions and Cuteness by KawaiiCabbage reviews
Mori has always loved Honey...but how will he react if Honey says he loves him too? Fairly fluffy, with a little sex thrown in. MoriXHoney
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
Holding Hearts by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AR: Whether it’s wrong or right, Naruto didn’t really care so why should Minato? Holding onto the one thing you love more than life wouldn’t be so hard if that one thing wasn’t his son. Minato/Naruto -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,373 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Your Smile by AngelYuuri reviews
Arrested for the crime of singin—trespassing in the territory of the Seguchi household, members of BAD LUCK became maids just like that…YukiShu
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
You are one of God's mistakes by UchihaAkimoto reviews
It is a bond of friendship that brings them closer, closer, until they are so close that they can just reach out and touch. : YAOI, OroNaru, ItaNaru, abuse etc. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
My Boss, My Friend, My Lover by RuikaRose reviews
Ka. When it comes to work and play Matt and Mello see no reason to separate the two, and their antics serve as entertainment for fellow gang member Takeo. Romantic comedy. MattxMello pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,262 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
Alike Souls by ContraryMaryBee reviews
They both knew who the other was, they knew how they felt, they knew how they thought. Together for fifteen years, this is how they survived. KakaNaru, hard yaoi don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Revealing A Kitsune by Kanemoshi reviews
When Kiba learns the disturbing truth about Naruto, he finally gets to know the lonely teen behind that impossibly happy mask, and when he tries to save Naruto from himself, what was once rivalry becomes much more than friendship. KibaNaruto Warning: Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,438 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Becoming Human by Professor Bats reviews
Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, potassium...Those are but a few mineral contents of the human body, but what really makes us human? Sai/Naru shonnen ai/angst
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sai
Key to My Heart by Jelp reviews
Find the right key to open up someone’s heart and everything else will fall into place. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pool House by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
Nose rings, forbidden kisses, half-boyfriends, vampiric siblings, the feel of wet grass pressing against your back as the one who does not love you back takes you ... NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ban's Butterfly Problem by AkemiKae reviews
Ban awoke in the car and found himself unable to take his eyes away from Gingi. They find a job from a rich girl but the pay is two tickets to an amusement park.Will Ban find himself more attracted to Gingi? BanXGingi Shonen ai/ Yaoi.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Ban, Ginji - Complete
Constant Temptation by Dragonrider4000 reviews
L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 300,611 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Holes & Highrises by Acherona reviews
It’s not easy coming home, something Naruto Uzumaki will find out the hard way, especially when you throw in the chance of a lifetime and a very stubborn Uchiha. NaruxIta .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,824 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Just Another Corny Romance Movie by FelisMargarita reviews
On a moon-lit mission, Naruto finds somebody he didn't expect to meet. The encounter is less than graceful, but on the recieving end, it's not half bad. He never has been fond of one-night stands, but this time, it's different. This time, it's Sasuke. BL
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Love Letter by Visions-of-Music reviews
A letter from Yuki to Shuichi, which he never intended for him to see. Slash. Oneshot.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Act Appalled by KaoriKandiez reviews
A smut story that takes place in an alternate dimension. A certain blond moves to a new city and is greeted by none other then fate. SasuNaru, Short-Series, Smut, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
LoveGame by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
Sasuke and Naruto like to play games with each other - that's what makes a relationship interesting doesn't it? Based on LoveGame by Lady Gaga. SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Storybook Of Us by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
Friends forever is an equation that fails when sex enters the picture. It kills you to know that love does not drive this life forward and what you want is not the same thing he wants. Maybe everything will be okay, if one just tries enough? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Milky Fetish by Sakurafeather reviews
Sasuke witnesses a stain on Naruto’s shirt and what can be more arousing than “cleaning” his pregnant lover’s “mess.” Yaoi, Mpreg, N-17, Read at your own risk. This was written for the SasuNaru Kink at LJ
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And i like it by Mz.Yaoi Fan Girl reviews
Yuki thinks Shuichi kissed a ad and Review te/Yaoi.
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
You Woke Me For this? by Kneise reviews
SasuNaru Yaoi..You know my stuff... This is another one shot, and I dun own nothing as usual. What does happen when Sasuke is woken by an errant sunbeam....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inseparable by mistress0of0sin reviews
“Naruto, you couldn’t possibly believe that he actually cares about you, the guy’s a total asshole. You out of everyone should know this. He’s just trying to play you like always! You can’t actually believe he likes you!” Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cake & Kisses by Acherona reviews
At the age of five Sasuke found his angel, the one he wanted to make his bride. Unfortunately the object of his affection doesn’t seem to share his feelings…How does an Uchiha woo an unruly blond? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Homicidal Maniac by Emo Fox reviews
AU/JTHM Universe -- Sasuke is an insane murderer terrorizing Konoha. Naruto is the one that got away. SasuNaru Angst/Gore/Dark Themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,168 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How Could I Not? by TimeAndChance reviews
Naruto was determined that this time, he would finally convince Sasuke to come back home with him. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
We Belong Together by Angel Eyes Kiyone reviews
Written in both Shuichi's and Eiri's view points. Where would these two be without eachother? Please R&R.
Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Bad Day by NomiBaloney reviews
Craig is having a really bad day though one twitchy caffeine addict can make all his problems disappear. Craig/Tweek fluff. 3rd person from Craig's perspective. T for swearing. One shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Thebes by Idlesana reviews
The little sanity he has left keeps slipping through his fingers whenever Naruto is near. -MinaNaru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Encore! by Just A Mirage reviews
One-shot! Yugi and Yami are bored with the house to themselves, and start looking through the attic. They find a box of stripper stuff with Yami's name on it, and Yugi convinces him to do a private show. YYxY yaoi, lemon, some language. PWP
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Ghost Town by Shy-Hime reviews
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Like Dying Inside by DetoxAngel reviews
Losing Kakashi would be like dying inside. But there are worse things in life than losing the person you love, like having them live and not know how much they mean to you. KakaNaru. NOW WITH ADDED LEMON ALTERNATIVE IN CH.2! PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,687 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Family by kura co-co reviews
Light and L are married and have 2 kids together; Mello and Near. But They seem to be loosing their eldest son and their marriage. What will they do? LightxL, OCxMello, MattxMello, NearxHisToys. Warnings: Yaoi, Bad language and a hint of angst.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Matt, Mello
Harder To Say Than I love You by LeaveMeBleeding reviews
I lifted my hand above the table so he could see what I was holding and said the hardest words of my life YAOI MattxMello fluffy rated T for language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Matt, Mello
Legally Renting Movies by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello and Matt have a movie night. Mello gets The Godfather, no surprises there, and Matt gets... Brokeback Mountain? Try explaining THAT one to Mello. But Mello might not mind as much as Matt was afraid he would... MelloxMatt oneshot Mello POV FLUFF
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Time Doesn't End Love by HP Slash Luv reviews
Does time end Naruto and Kakashi's love? Don't want to give me because the story will be given away; oneshot, naruto is a minor becuase it takes before and after the time skip
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Disorder by DeadRat309 reviews
When Satoshi was acting un-Satoshi-like, it meant something. And Daisuke was determined to find out what that 'something' was. SatoDai. DarkKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Sokkaang oneshot by Shadows-Rose99 reviews
Just something i came up with, please don't flame and please R&R By the way! There is some "suggestiveness" so please don't read if you don't like that or something
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sokka, Aang - Complete
Child Parenting by Doreiku reviews
A new class in Azumano Middle School forces two boys together to take care of a baby doll and foster their relationship. Living together for two weeks reveals the best and worst of people. Yaoi Sato/Dai
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N.
Save Me by LostOne125 reviews
Daisuke/Satoshi.YAOI. Takes place several months, after the last episode. Satoshi feels alone and abandoned. He needs someone to save him from himself. Lemon in last chapter.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
For Whom My Heart Tolls by Daydreamer79 reviews
After Sasuke's death, Naruto finds he can not live without his beloved. Contains EXTREME emotional turmoil and suicide. It does contain a happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Ichiraku Confessions by Abunai Himitsu reviews
Ayame and Teuchi have a fight and Teuchi asks Naruto to fill in, as her, until she returns. Naruto learns some interesting things while in Ayame's form. This is NOT a fem!Naru. It's a Yaoi. KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Tranquilized-Night reviews
One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 209 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden Desires by Iheartgeeks reviews
SpongeBob wants a different kind of relationship with Patrick. Does Patrick feel the same way?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - SpongeBob, Patrick - Complete
A World Painted in Black And White by Sakurafeather reviews
Sasuke left Naruto behind with a broken heart and shattered hopes. Sai has secretly contained his love for his fellow shinobi. When Naruto can no longer bare the pain he turns to Sai. Lemons, OC, Yaoi, SaixNaru One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
True Love by Professor Bats reviews
Kakashi discovers more about himself than he cares to realize. Oneshot, suggested one-sided shonnen ai, very macabre, NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune
Naruto Likes Me More by Abunai Himitsu reviews
Yamato learns something about Naruto that surprises him. This little tidbit of info has Kakashi a little on edge and very unhappy. The best part is, Naruto has no clue that his two favorite people have become romantic rivals. KakaNaru, YamaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,538 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Birthday Ever by IrisxXxVoid reviews
This is an emo story. Involving what happens when Spencer finds out Freddie's emo tendencies. Its male on male. Nuff said.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Freddie B., Spencer S. - Complete
Whore Mode by hokage reviews
chapter 15 now up and I AM SO SORRY FOR THE ULTIMATE DELAY. Shuichi became the no.1 uke at a certain club. He is paired up with Eiri, the leader of a syndicate and a heartless seme. what happens when they have a child?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,453 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
First Kiss by Mayuna reviews
Kyosuke knew when Mira was in trouble and expected some form of apology from him but received more than he had ever thought possible
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Happiness by Tsukiori reviews
Johan forgets that medicine and alcohol don't mix. Johan/Tenma Horribly fluffy.
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When in Venice by Adistoria reviews
NaruSasu Left behind while his friends go on holiday, Naruto ends up at a Venetian festival where he finds he isn't as alone as he thinks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
a good education by Val-Creative reviews
Little Mira gets accompanied by his Papa to his first day of kindergarten. Mild hints of incest.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
From Up Here by Faye-Naruse reviews
Before then, Satoru had never been particularly fond of baseball. Pre-Bukiyou, Satoru's 'first voice'.
Bukiyou na Silent/不器用なサイレント - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Satoru Gets His Feet Wet by Faye-Naruse reviews
Giving promise rings has become the new fad of their school, and somehow Tamiya and Satoru find themselves avoiding each other. Fluff.
Bukiyou na Silent/不器用なサイレント - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
In Love again! by Wings of an Angel 7445 reviews
When numbah four comes back to the TND has his feelings to numbah 1 changed, and what about numbah one's feelings towards numbah 4... NOT a chance, but what happens when the DTFDTL find out! 1x4 slash!R&R
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Nigel U./Numbuh 1
A, B, Z kisses by Wingfy reviews
Kisses come in many ways and many forms. Want to find out? You're more than welcome to read&review! Satoshi&Daisuke
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
I Want You Bad by DetoxAngel reviews
Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 237 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Calico Cat by orochimarusbadgirl reviews
Matt steals Melo's diary.""...realized I was in love with him." I trailed off" kinda soap operaish, total randomness. its a year old, and one of my firsts. not a lemon, rating for lang. MeloXMattXMelo oneshot drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Call Me A Safe Bet, I'm Betting I'm Not by TipperKuu reviews
NaruGaa - Naruto is forcably taken to Suna to be a slave to the Sabaku family. While Gaara is struggling to prove his worth to his village and family. When Gaara is given exclusivity to Naruto things become very complicated very quickly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,877 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Halloween by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Its Halloween on Konoha University's campus, and the students are excited for the holiday, except for Sabakuno Gaara and Uchiha Sasuke. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Anticlimatic Excitement by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Detrimental Benefits timeline! AU NaruGaa .:. an ‘anti-climatic excitement’: An oxymoron implying that an event which would normally be satisfying and intense is in fact disappointing. Example: Going to your senior prom and having the unexpected occur.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Cataclysmic Peace by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
SEQUEL TO DB! It's been five years since they got together, and it's a few months before Temari's and Shikamaru's wedding in the epilogue. And according to the definitions inside, the past is about to be repeated for their anniversary’s sake..:.AU NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Made of steel by zangatsubankai reviews
Naruto finds his precious person.Yaoi songfic. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
The First Law Of Energy by The Lady Morana reviews
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, but it can be transferred. This is a story of enegry given and taken and the unpredictable impacts it has on all those involved. WARNINGS: GaaraNaruto, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Lollipops and Truths by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
“Can I lick your lollipop?” .:. the seemingly innocent question led to a lot more, some being too much to handle. but Hiro can take it in stride. after all, he cares deeply for his best friend. .:. HiroShu oneshot/drabble. written from a sugarhigh, sorry.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Hiroshi N., Shuichi S. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orchestral Infatuation by Ira Vehementi reviews
Naruto's a prankster who gets expelled from his school. He's given one chance to reform at a new school, but that comes packaged with an instrument, an orchestra, and a dark eyed boy who hates his guts. Read it. Review it. :3 *ON HIATUS D:*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,581 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cohabitation by weialala reviews
Sasuke starts calling Naruto "The Misses" behind his back two months after moving in with him. It was, in retrospect, akin to ritual suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
A Blessing by thatreevesgirl reviews
Naruto watched as Gaara seemed to trace a slight line on his hand. It was fascinating to see the Kazekage be so human. Naruto x Gaara, slight boys love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
What They Didn't See by The Mother Rose reviews
What if you were only four years old and alone? I mean really alone. How would you survive? How long would you survive? How human would you be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Yuki by NariNari reviews
Yuki states 100 ways Shuichi can annoy him, on purpose and on accident.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Anesthesia by Vampire Ifurita reviews
It wasn’t love. That was the first thing he always told himself when he woke up in the morning: it wasn’t love. SasuGaa, onesided GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Phone Calls From Nobody by brumalbreeze reviews
They started when he was fifteen. Phone calls from nobody. He just wanted to hear the voice of this nobody and to know who it is. But what is the price to this simple want? [NaruSaku, Hinted SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Woodpecker and the Wolf by Choice reviews
Slash. You no like, you no read. StanxZero. Two Shot. Sweet, fluffy randomness, and it's all based off of Louis Sachar's lovely poem, If Only.
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Stanley Y., Zero - Complete
Broken Wings by Vampire Ifurita reviews
What would you sacrifice to bring your most precious person back to life? Would you sacrifice your self? onesided GaaNaru, NaruSasu, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
One of Those Days by Tsukiori reviews
Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Iruka U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mental Love by kasumi18 reviews
I'm back with a brand new story, and it's YAOI. Gaanaru. What happens when a psycho killer and a kid who hears voices in his head share a room at a mental institution? Read and find out. Explanation for late Updates on other stories inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Tangles of Feelings by Yoru no Tsuyu reviews
AU. SasuNaru. Naruto liked Sakura. Who in turn liked Sasuke. And Sasuke... he didn't seem to like anyone. Or was it true? Since Naruto was the only person Sasuke seemed to pay attention...even under that constant bickering. .Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,178 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
These Things by weialala reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reading Between the Words by Gryvon reviews
Tamiya/Toono. Tamiya thought he could read Toono fairly well.
Bukiyou na Silent/不器用なサイレント - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sanctuary by Ripuku reviews
A contest entry for thatreevesgirl...hopefully . Gaara shows up in Konohagakure injured and ill. Can Naruto help him get better and find out why he's there? Chapter 8 ZE END! NaruGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Memories of You by MeeLee reviews
[COMPLETE] AU. Kakashi never believed in Angels, or Heaven and Hell. Then cheerful but eccentric Umino Iruka showed up, and now Kakashi doesn't know what to believe anymore. KakaIru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not So Happily Ever After by KungFuu reviews
Kakashi and Iruka have been dating happily in Konoha for a few months, but will a joint mission ruin their perfect relationship? The honeymoon is definately over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Truth Behind the Dare by hokage reviews
last chapter chapter 17 now up. A naughty dare bonds a bastard and a brat. what happens when the brat finds out! please review!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,101 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Self Control? by Ichigo -dattebayo reviews
Seriously... Don't ask... Complete crack, and mindless OOC humor. SasuNaru Also with an added dose of Sakura bashing! TwoShot WARNING: HORRIBLY WRITTEN. Bad grammar, the works...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Because It Can't Be Wrong by Omni-chan reviews
He just wanted to be loved. Nothing more than that. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Seven by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto considers his suitors [SasuNaru NaruSaku GaaNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru ShikaNaru ChoujiNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Kisses by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto and his first five kisses [SasuNaru fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Laying Claim by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Gaara has finally decided that he's going to claim Naruto as his own, the only problem: there are people standing in his way that want everyone's favorite blonde as well. GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Breezy Day by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto forgot to wear his boxers today… and it's up to Sasuke to make sure nobody else knows. [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Meeting in Sand by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Naruto's in Sand and decides to call on Gaara. Whoever said Naruto was a bad influence on Gaara? GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
First Snows by Vampire Ifurita reviews
It's the first time that Gaara's seen snow, and Naruto's taken it upon himself to show his friend what it's all about. Slight GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Accept me by hokage reviews
COMPLETE chapter 9 preview of the sequel. Angst in d beginning, romance and a little humor in the end. yuki and Shu have a son, but he's ashamed of his parents relationship. pls r&r!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,314 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Protector by kimi no vanilla reviews
Team 7, and a world that's come full circle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Golden Shuichi by hokage reviews
at the end of the rainbow.. Eiri finds his pot of gold. oneshot only. please r&r no matter how late it is!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete