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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, X-Men: The Movie, Dragon Age, Final Fantasy XIII, and St. Trinian's.

17th of July, 2011. On Hiatus. For...ages...yeah. Oh, but I'm re-writing The Archdemon Must Die as a more fantasy/drama/humour/romantic story...so really it's only semi-hiatus.

29th of September, 2011. Out of hiatus...soon? First couple of chapters of Archdemon Must Die are nearly written. It's holidays so I have time to BREATH...

I like writing my own stories...of course, I'm being stupid and dreaming about having them published one day. But hoping is fun, y'know.

Okay, I think it is 12/5/10... News! I'm doing a collaberate with Hermitt and missa540!!! Read it if you like spies/espionage/Edward bashing/awesomeness!!

Links: v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v (For my bella, mutant story! ;)


For Kitty's motorbike in Bella, Mutant, go to http://image.motorcyclistonline.com/f/8671097/xl+2006_kawasaki_ninja_zx_14+right0.jpg
For Kitty's helmet, go to http://img.alibaba.com/photo/105064009/HJC_CL_MAX_Modular_Flip_Motorcycle_Helmet_Black_M.jpg
For Charlie's SUV, go to http://indianautosblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/black_bison_toyota_land_cruiser_1.jpg
For Logan's Ferarri f430 Spider, go to http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200802/ferrari-f430-spider--1-1_460x0w.jpg
For Rogue and Bobby's car, go to http://www.automedia.com/New_Cars/Jaguar_XK-Series_2010_Base_photos_Convertible_Exterior_1_Front_Right.jpg


My Friends (Likely to be the most awesome people who walk this earth... and other planets)

missa540 (Lexi and Felicia... hey guys, what's up?? They are the funniest, most hilarious people you will ever meet!)
Halogirl240 (Friend of about six years and my partner in crime!! Also in my year at School!!)
E-J-123 (Hey!!)
Hermitt (We aussies are awesome, with our awesome accents and everything!!)

Recommended Stories:

Fallout:

Until the End and Back Again by Sachehund. Gosh I love this story. Seriously. Amazing writing. Check it out and don't forget to leave a review!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7017097/1/Until_the_End_and_Back_Again

Dragon Age: If you're looking for the side-splitting read that will have you rolling on the floor cackling like Flemeth, then simply go to my community. And guys, I could also use some staff members to help me out ;) There are heaps of really great authors who write amazing Dragon Age fics, so you won't be lacking for choice :P

From my favourite characters:

"Good day to you, sir. And now prepare to die!" Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

Meg: "I have something to tell you, Adam."
Adam West: "You're an Alien. I know."

"Is it poison, nanny?" Sherlock Holmes, from the movie Sherlock Holmes

"Dear diary: Jackpot!!" Glen Quagmire, Family Guy

Chris: "Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?"
Stewie: "Yes, I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!"

Brian (Sees Stewie wearing lipstick): "Wow. The evidence is really starting to pile up."
Stewie: "Make any joke you want. You know I look good."

Butler (cuts eggs): "Your eggs are cut sir."
Stewie: "Cut my milk!"
Butler: "I can't sir, it's liquid."
Stewie: "Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I'll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won't make it easy for you."

"It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church." John Marston, Red Dead Redemption.

Holly Holiday (From Glee): "Rachel... you suck! Oh my god, you're like a total drag! Has no one ever told you that?"

Santana Lopez (To Rachel Berry): "Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay."

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) BRING a picnic basket and ask the other passengers to tea.

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WildCat by DreeG reviews
What if Bella was a mutant, much like Logan and Edward fell in love with her? What happens when he finds out she loves someone else? Will he kill the one Bella loves? Can He? Will Bella and the pack be friends or foes? Rated T to be safe. Enter Wolverine.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Wolverine, Bella
The Five Wardens by ffdrake reviews
Duncan didn't recruit just one Warden, he got 4. Now join the last Wardens of Ferelden as they travel the land and try to bring peace back to a shattered country. Cousland, Tabris, Surana, Brosca, and later Mahariel Adv/Hurt/Comf./Humor/Romance/
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,740 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cousland, Tabris - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Until the End and Back Again by Sachehund reviews
In the aftermath of the second battle for Hoover Dam, the unforeseen consequences of a political snafu send Veronica, Col. Moore, the mutants of Jacobstown and many others on an interlocking collision course with the East Coast Brotherhood. Adult themes
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,729 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Veronica S., Sarah Lyons
Lost In You by DeliciousAle reviews
He was fourteen, she was twenty-one. They were to be married for the sake of their kingdoms. HopexLightning slight NoctisxLightning AU
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,879 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hope, Lightning
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M.
The Returning 1: Like Day Follows Night by scribblemyname reviews
He would perch outside her bedroom window at night, watching her sleep. Kyro drabbles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Shadowcat/Kitty, Pyro - Complete
Mass Effect: Newton's First Law by Raven Studios reviews
If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 246 - Words: 258,039 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Super Secret Diaries Thedas Edition by massivelyattacked reviews
Playing off of the VSD format, the Super Secret Diaries will feature the characters of DA2. Props and respect to those who have gone before with this concept. Rated T for language & some suggestive content. Newest diary: The Maker!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Flemeth, Cullen
Fiery Hearts by seekerchasing reviews
"Lightwoods," Magnus said. "They always have to have the last word."- Kissed, Cassandra Clare. Drabbles revolving around the inner thoughts of the youngest generation of Lightwoods.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Isabelle L., Max L. - Complete
Stetsons and Fal'Cie by Raziel12 reviews
A Western themed AU. Can Sheriff Claire "Lightning" Farron and the others possibly make it through all the trouble that lies ahead?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 203,099 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Lightning, Fang - Complete
I'll Be There for You by AkiraDawn reviews
What Fang wants, Fang gets. Seven friends who do everything together, something is bound to go terribly wrong.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,341 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Lightning, Fang
Let's Get Groyndin' by The Almighty Mian reviews
Hope Estheim is in dire need of something: BADASSNESS. And who better to teach him in the glorious art than the famed queen of badassness, Madam Oerba Yun Fang?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hope, Fang
WHAT THE ! by Alyssa Verkee reviews
Twilight cliches! I mean honestly! I cannot stand another Edward is a man-whore story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Bella
Nightlight: A Twilight Parody by OMGLOOKBEHINDYOU reviews
Stella Goose isn't happy when she moves to Sporks, Washington to live with her grandfather. She makes new friends, but all is not well. The creepy, unpopular Edworm Sullen begins stalking her, and she learns his humiliating secret. And he learns hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Said What Now? by Corvus corone reviews
What the Blight could have been - a somewhat amusing adventure story in which all six origins became Grey Wardens. Part XVII: In Denerim, plans are made. Anora's rescuers are dispatched, and Tabris wants her new girlfriend to meet her family.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,382 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Cousland, Tabris
Not Everyone Is Here! by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Ever since Kurt transferred to Dalton, he doesn't get to see his friends at McKinley that often. So everyone's news is always on Facebook. Klaine. Luck. Finchel. Bartie. Starts out the day of the amazing Klaine kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Alone by Rose DiVerona reviews
Post-"Sexy." There's only one person Santana wants to talk to right now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Mercedes Jones, The Devil And Santana by Supercaptain reviews
Santana said, "We's be going to Breadstix." And they went.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Mercedes J., Santana L. - Complete
Until Love Makes Her Weak by snoozin81 reviews
He's done with Rachel and all the crazy that comes with here.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Finn H., Santana L. - Complete
Unsung Heroine by Keiretsu reviews
The untold tale of Lieutenant Colonel Jihl Nabaat's heroic daring-do.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Jihl N. - Complete
The Long Way by Azzandra reviews
Between the point of departure and the destination there is the journey. Sten and Amell travel to Seheron. They meet plenty of trouble along the way. AU, started before DLC came out
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,009 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sten, Amell
Break Camp! by Shadow of Light reviews
Zevran just seems so adorable when I picture him being pouty and huddling into some blankets. A random happening in the Asleena Cousland universe. Alistair, Leliana and Dog cameo.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zevran A., Cousland - Complete
Shadow Dancer by Golden Phoenix Feather reviews
Introduction of an original character. One Shot FOR NOW.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Mr Funny by Diaphanous reviews
Sets of drabbles. Zack is odd. Angeal can only watch.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Tales From Cyrodiil: Birth Signs by SickleYield reviews
Ashleigh Prideaux has come a long way from High Rock seeking a cure for his illness. That quest will lead him into unexpected places. He certainly didn't expect the battle-weary Altmer or the Argonian who thinks he's a Khajiiti female. Now complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,244 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
No More Childhood Innocence by MissA540 reviews
Edward and his gang bully Bella, so she moves with her mother, goes to a Spanish boarding school, and is a international model! What happens when she comes back better, beautiful, and thirsting for revenge? And meets Paul, a werewolf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Paul
The Woes of Ser Cauthrien by Sarah1281 reviews
Ser Cauthrien thought she was ready for anything when she was summoned to Howe's Denerim estate but being confronted with the origin-confused Laiarda Mahariel bickering with Queen Anora about how to properly rescue someone proved that wasn't quite true.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - S. Cauthrien, Mahariel - Complete
Prince CousCous by Sarah1281 reviews
Prince Cousland, a man determined to stop at nothing to be king, is well aware of the treachery planned by Cailan and Howe. They'd figure out about Cailan soon enough but if only they would listen about Howe! Maybe it would help if he were less obnoxious?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cousland, Bryce C. - Complete
You Give Me a Reason by Hermitt reviews
Severus is visiting the grave of the woman he loves in the summer before he starts as Headmaster at Hogwarts. Bit of a tear-jerker, if I do say so myself. Please read and review; it won't take you long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Hunter by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Set in New Moon. Bella had been lying to the Cullens about who she is. But now the are gone she is going back to how she was before. Bella is not human. She is a Hunter. But what happens when Alice comes back and needs her help? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,587 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Demetri
The Mundane Details by waiting4morning reviews
Fifty sentences about Tali and Kal'Reegar and the bumpy road of their relationship. Written for the 1sentence LJ community challenge.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar - Complete
Hircine's Mistake by EbonyShroud reviews
Two girls, whose only knowledge of survival is through their favorite video game Morrowind, accidentally get sucked into a warp created by the Daedra Lord Hircine. Now, to return home, they must help the Nerevarine with his long task to save Vvardenfell.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008
An Interesting Day by Halogirl240 reviews
Crackfic. Harry goes shopping for Dumbledore, hordes of people crush on him, Voldemort's secrets are revealed, along with Dumbledore's true identity. Slight OOTP spoilers. Read and Review. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously Though? by MissA540 reviews
Bella is a member of the flock, with several talents. She was taken, and settled in Forks. Now the flock found her again, and look at all the conflicting personalities! What will these crazy people do before they are immortalized forever? I have no clue.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010
Set to Continuous Shooting by Saint Dezzie reviews
Jacob/Kasumi oneshot collection full of various musings and candid shots of their relationship as a pair. Fluff ensued. Current summary: A set of prompts for the 1sentence livejournal community. Written in randomized order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jacob T., Kasumi G.
FF13's Crowning Moments of PHAIL by Lady Midday reviews
Title speaks for itself, doesn't it?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010
Final Fantasy XIII: The GB Novelization by JAK Kinase reviews
A genderbent novelization of FF13.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Lightning
Diaries of the L'Cie by Asiantastic reviews
Diaries of the L'Cie during high school. It involves Serah getting bullied, Fang getting hit by an ambulance, and Lightning tasing Hope. Rated T.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010
Morgana's new neighbour by camelot4eva reviews
This story is AU. Just when Morgana thinks she's had enough of men, there's a bloke at her door introducing himself a her new neighbour. Rated T for language. Enjoy.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
A Song For The Past by frankannestein reviews
Daina Praeities is a lady knight of Nabradia, adrift in an ever-changing Ivalice. She swears to protect the Lady Ashe, but with the remnants of the Order of Knights of Dalmasca also protecting her, Ashe doesn't seem to need - or want - her help. (Complete - Text Updated 10-12-2013)
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 87,011 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Rock Steady by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
Heritage by CandyWolf777 reviews
Bella discovers something that changes her life forever: she's part Quileute. She thinks nothing of it until she bursts into a giant white wolf. Now, she must learn the life of being a werewolf, and what it means to be part of the pack. Bella x Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,644 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Just So l'Cie by Flenuty reviews
Barthandelus and the group mull over the strange and unfortunate circumstances in their lives. Warning: Overwhelmingly cracky.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Cause and Effect by Raven Studios reviews
Pre-Mass Effect. Jalissa Shepard meant to stay a farmer on Mindoir after high school. And then the batarians came. 100 prompts. 1000 words. From Mindoir, through basic, to Elysium, to just before boarding the Normandy. Snapshots of Shepard's life. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 103,971 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Not My Name by vivichichan-01 reviews
If you played the game, you know that Snow screams Serah's name a lot. This is just a little humorous thing that takes place after Snow proposes. I'm also adding things I think are silly in here so it isn't just about Snow and Serah.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Lightning - Complete
The Only Exception by That Cripple Girl reviews
A songfic to Paramore's The Only Exception because he is her only exception
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Full Moon by rachel0525 reviews
Bella's at cliffs edge. Hearing Edwards voice. But what happen when the story shifts. From a New Moon to a Full moon? A story of Bella and Jacob's continuing friendship after she DOESN'T jump off the cliff. But Edward returns looking for Bella. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,508 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Twilight Saga by MissA540 reviews
The Twilight Saga as a parody. I am very, very random, so if you do not like this, I understand. But tell me, okay? Rated T cause I forgot whether or not I put swear words in there. Enjoy it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
With You Went the Biggest Piece of Me by bohemiangirl reviews
It seemed like another routine crime scene but the team were to soon learn that there would be nothing routine about this day. Ziva discovers the truth behind those responsible for her sister, Tali's death and is hell bent on vengeance. Please review.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ziva D.
Fall Away by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Sometimes the worst choices in life lead to the best outcomes, and trust can be found in the least likely of places. Who will be there for her when she falls? Alistair/Fem!Tabris/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,957 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
Hot and Cold by E-J-123 reviews
When two new vampires move to town they fit in fine with the Cullens but what about the pack? Who imprints? And on who? READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009
Emmett Cullen and the Delayed Search for Identity by Princess Bertha reviews
Could there be hidden depths to some of the less well-developed characters? A comedy adventure staring Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Nessie, Leah and Esme. Finished at last!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Home Sweet Camp by A Violet Wonder reviews
A night in camp leads to some interesting conversations.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Cousland - Complete
Tail of the Dragon by nikipinz reviews
A story about the Avatar characters, set in the modern world of mobsters/yakuza.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Katara, Mai
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Bella, Mutant Part II: Omega reviews
Bella's life is even better with the return of John, who's changed in his absence. Kitty is working with Emma Frost now, trying to solve the mystery of a dead man and an inter-dimensional gate that could start a war. Considering rewriting this - should I?
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,499 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella
As The Years Go By reviews
Kelly was Head Girl, Taylor was the leader of the Chavs and Andrea the head of the Goths. But how did they get there? A series of mini-fics and drabbles that takes place right at the beginning of their life at St Trinians.
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011
First Thoughts reviews
What's Lightning doing on Pulse these days? Walking around in a suit of armour, apparently. Join her as she tries to rescue Fang and Vanille and work out who that mysterious guy is. FFXIII-2 centric!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Lightning
Mission: Absolute Fail reviews
It's just another day on Gran Pulse, which means something's gone horribly wrong, so Hope must attempt to correct this. Will he succeed or fail this mission? Humorous oneshot!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Lightning - Complete
Spoilt Beyond Belief reviews
In which our Cousland hero is not what was expected. How she survived the Blight and killed an Archdemon is anyone's guess. Shots of Samantha Cousland, not in chronological order.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Cousland
The Archdemon Must Die! reviews
Three young and very different Wardens must save Fereldan by whatever means possible. Join them as they journey across the land, leaving confusion and sometimes horror in their wake. Because everybody knows that The Archdemon Must Die! Humour fic!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,619 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Cousland, Tabris
Recollections reviews
Drabbles about character friendships in my Bella, Mutant universe. Some will be humorous, some will be angsty, some will be fluff. Please read!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010
Bella, Mutant: The Early Years A preview reviews
Bella's life at Xavier's - it was a wild ride of friendship, laughter, tears and war - but she wasn't alone, was she? The story of a young Bella and her many friends. Note: This is The Preview!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bella
Masks on the Wall reviews
Bella, Erynne, Lexi, and Maddy all are in the Elite, a government spy system. The girls have their identities compromized, so they have to move to Forks. Will they find someone to accept them? missa540, Hermitt, and DemonChick344 collaborate.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Force reviews
The Cullen Force is on its first large scale mission. Joining them are Kate and Garrett, who are now a part of the team. The mission: Obtain Mike Newton and stop the Evil Moustache. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
The Cullen Force 2: A preview reviews
A one chapter preview of The Cullen Force 2. If you really want me to write this story, vote in the poll on my profile page. Sequel to The Cullen Force. Humour fic! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Bella, Mutant reviews
Bella, a powerful young mutant, moves to Forks to live with her dad Charlie. But she doesn't realise that she has just walked into the middle of the bitter shape-shifter/vampire rivalry of Forks. Over 79,000 hits and counting!
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,003 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Angel, Bella - Complete
Another group just like us reviews
Max is now 16 and has been seperated from the flock for 6 months. She is rescued by a group of very strange people, whose DNA was also messed with. This is their story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Max
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