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Ugh.. Sorry I haven't been on people. I've been busy. As soon as I returned to school, my evil teachers decided to swamp us with work. i haven't had much time for writing, but I'm trying. As soon as I can, I'll update my stories. Might be a little while though, since I curently have three projects I'm supposed to be doing. I just figured I should probably reassure you guys I'm not dead or something. ;) -Okami
Age:Some age... You can guess if you like...
Hobbies: Reading, writing, archery(not hunting), browsing FanFiction, surfing the net; finding and collecting funny quotes
Fav Animal: Wolf and Fox
Pet Peeves: Bad grammar, bad spelling, chat fics, stupid people, annoying people, etc.
Current Favorite Song: Nobody's Home, By Avril Lavigne
"I am a naturally nice person, but if you crack me the wrong way, I can be evil as hell."
Reborn to Serve (Being Rewritten)
Alpha's Word Is Law (Active)
Shanghai By Kitsune (Translation: Stolen By Foxes. This story will be posted when it's completely finished, which, at the rate I've been writing it, might not be long. My friend came up with the very good point that posting would be easier if the story was already finished. Watch out for it!)
You know you're in the 21st century when you have the know-how to hack into fanfiction.net's servers and delete the Twilight section. (someone should do that. Seriously. It's a plague.)
Not only is life a bitch, but she's always having puppies." ~Adrienne Gusoff
"Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Gain intelligence when given the chance, and enjoy being evil." ~Anonymous
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all! ~ Edward Elric
If you were crying, or at least near tears, put this poem in you profile, to show you care.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
'Now, on to other things about life, love, and everything.
'Lesson one: The strength of an angry kunoichi is exponentially proportional to their position, and geometrically proportional to whatever pissed them off. Thus, if you grope a Genin girl, it makes her as strong as Jonin temporarily, a Jonin beyond Kage level for leering. And if you ever meet a female Kage and manage to piss her off? Just slit your throat...it'll hurt less.
Lesson two: Never ever ask, "What can go wrong?" on a similar note never say "At least it can't get any worse" or any other phrase that makes you Murphy's bitch.
Lesson three: Never attempt an escort mission while drunk. (Ask Jin why he's technically a monk if you're wondering why) Come to think of it, don't get drunk on missions.
Lesson four: Never get involved in a catfight. Make sure at some point to use a mud jutsu though.
Lesson five: In a relationship, the woman is always right if you want to be happy.
Lesson six: Never ever, piss off a genjutsu user who knows your sexual preference.
Lesson seven: It's always the quiet ones that you have to watch out for.
Lesson eight: Be polite, be professional, and have a plan in place to kill everyone you meet.
Lesson nine: Don't be emo, that's for the 'prodigies'.
Lesson ten: Keep your friends close. They're the only ones who will keep you from going over the edge.
Lesson eleven: By the same token, enemies come in two categories: 'dead', and 'soon to be dead'.
Lesson twelve: Whatever doesn't kill you better be dead afterwards.
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