Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.
Profile? Chyea! Cos you guys wanna hear me rant about myself! You do? Seriously? So this means I have to act normal? No? COOL!
Birthday: 5th June (and don't you go forgetting it!)
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Hazel
Height: 5ft 4
Lives: Who are you, my STALKER?!
Hates: People who read your stories but don't review!!
Favourite Book: Oooooo my favourites are ''The Mortal Instruments Series'', ''Twilight Saga'' (Doi!), ''Harry Potter Series''(You said I didn't have to act all cool and normal!) and ''The House Of Night Series'' and - someone gags her before she keeps you reading all night
Favourite Movie: Umm I like ''Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince'' and ''New Moon''. Oh, and the ''Transformers'' (yes, I know the difference between decepticons and auto-bots... and if that's weird to you, i will make sure you all die for I have Optimus Prime on my side! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!)
Twilight Obsessed?: I guess I've read the Twilight Saga more than any other series I own, so yeah, a little... FINE! I love Twilight!... just not as much as I used to... please don't kill me!
Favourite Band: Paramore! And I get to see them in concert in November!
Okay, I'm bored of talking about myself, and I'm sure you're bored of hearing it sooo...
Let's play a game!
Set your iPod/MP3 to random/shuffle, read the question and hit play! The answer to the question will be the name of the song that appears!
1) You've just ran up fifty flight flights of stairs. What do you yell?
"Rihanna - SOS" lol call an ambulance!
2) What do you think of yourself?
"The Fray - Dead Wrong" Well I am always wrong about lots of stuff...
3) What do others think of you?
"Fall Out Boy - Thanks For The Memories" Gee thanks!
4) What are you going to be when you grow up?
"Funeral For A Friend - Kicking And Screaming" no doubt about that
5) What do you think of this game?
"The Fray - Never Say Never" Well I was pretty bored so I thought I'd give it a go...
6) Do you see children in your future?
"Plain White Tees - 1234" I bloody well hope not!
7) What advice would you give to a friend?
"Jesse McCartney - Take Your Sweet Time" OMG!
8) What song wants to be your favourite?
"Ashlee Simpson - I Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend" I don't really have a problem with that Ashlee
9) Which song will get stuck in your head tomorrow?
"Moulin Rouge - Lady Marmalade" Oh God save me!
10) At your funeral, what song will be playing?
"Evanescence - Hello" Okay, I know it will be sad but please don't kill yourselves.
11) What is your life going to be about?
"Rihanna - Unfaithful" Guys, you might wanna stay clear of me then
12) What sort of person are you?
"Paramore - Brick By Boring Brick" Cool!
13) Any secrets you wish to share with the group?
"Ashley Tisdale - Shadows Of The Night" Apparently not
"Paramore - Misery Business" So I wanna meet a guy that's already seeing someone? Why in the world would I want that?
15) What message would you like to give to the world?
"New Found Glory - Listen To Your Friends" That is exactly what I would advise!
16) You sleep talk. What do you say?
"Evanescence - Bring Me To Life" OMG!
17) Describe your best friend?
"Aly & AJ - Like Whoa" I don't get it... I guess she is always doing crazy stuff
18) When you fall in love you will also...
"Nelly Furtado - Manos Al Aire" Break up and get back together? I feel like Ross and Rachel (From ''Friends''
19) What will you yell in an elevator stacked with people some time in your life?
"Ashley Tisdale - Crank It Up" Well I do like the music in there lol
20) Your final message?
"You Me At Six - Nasty Habits" Yeah that includes zoning out and daydreaming and humming when I probably shouldn't
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line.
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6.
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Amatuers made The Ark, experts made the Titanic...
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!
My door is always open, so feel free to leave
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
One tequila... two tequila... three tequila...floor!
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
Smile...it confuses people!
Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my ninja skills
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!