Ze Dybbuk
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Joined 09-24-09, id: 2094095, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
Author has written 5 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kid Icarus, Pokémon, and His Dark Materials.

I am Ze Dybbuk!

Wolves are my favorite color and blue is my favorite animal. I'm not even kidding.

Just like everybody else and their mom, I like writing/reading and am trying to turn some of the noise in my head into a novel. We'll see how that goes. In the meantime my current plans include college, followed by employment, followed by retirement, followed by leading an armada of penguins and oompa-loompas on the first ever voyage to the center of the sun, which will probably be followed by death. If it is not followed by death, I will either construct a robot me that is like me in every way (except for laser vision) and send it to my family reunions just for the lulz, or I will design window treatments with the help of my floating cat, Stuffie. I haven't quite decided yet.


Wait, Lemme Bullshit about my Stories for a Little Bit--

If you've navigated to this page in the vague and indistinct hope of securing a little background info before venturing into the dark bowels of an unknown fanfiction that just so happens to have been written by me, then congratulations! This section is where I'm posting some expanded summaries and various explanations of just what the frickafrack I'm trying to do with this stuff. So anyway.

Fatty and the Kid: By which I mean the "Fluff" series, all the crackfics down yonder there with the ridiculously long (and weird) titles. These follow the fantastical misadventures of Ike (otherwise known as Fatty) and his batshit crazy roommate Pit, who spends an unhealthy amount of his free time ranting about eggplants and fantasizing about the end of the world and other fun things like that. I actually did try to put a little meaning in the first two (you have to squint), and will probably try and at least follow that standard for any others subsequent, but again, you'll have to squint. All things considered, I'm really surprised this series has gotten as much love as it has, and I'm pretty much super psyched about the whole deal. If you prefer your crackfic with a little smear of intelligence, gimme a whirl.

Kid Icarus: Skyworld Campaign (KI:SC): Ever play the original Kid Icarus on the NES/Famicom? No? Great, neither have I! In fact, I firmly believed that Kid Icarus had been a third-party endeavour until Nintendo decided to stick Pit in Brawl roughly seventeen years after his last (edit: second!) sequel. Don't sell me short, though; Myths'n Monsters might have been the only title I played, but it left a mark. I had two goals when I decided to write this fic. The first was to help myself better get to know a franchise I'd always liked a lot. The second was to try and stir some interest among the fan community for a game that doesn't get as much love as it probably deserves. The way I decided to do that was to retell the original story, but with enough twists to add new meaning and to repair disjointed elements of the plot. That was the idea, anyway.
--UPDATE: ...I know that I said in one of the author's notes that I "wasn't gonna give this up, wasn't gonna let this down," but, uh, yeah. I'm just really bored with this. And given that it DOES cost me my free time to write these things, I'm just saying, I'd rather not. ON HIATUS until further notice. Yes, I know that I'm a lying sack of testicles. Shut up.

Wonderful AI: It's a metafic (vidja game characters live amongst their real-life creators). It's also a parody (of It's a Wonderful Life). Nothing too tricky, cha. Luigi's on the verge of suicide, because hey, his life sucks. Or DOES it? What exactly would the world BE like without the bountiful wonder of the little green plumber? Good Golly, Miss Molly, the suspense!

The Car Named Carl: Title says it all. Seriously.


Hold on, Something Else--

I wanted to blather on about a couple ideas I had for future works. Humor me for half a minute, it won't take that daisies long.

Game Masters: Basically a brief, kitschy, and slightly fantastic history of Nintendo. Also metafic. The sheer amount of work that this would entail absolutely makes my skin crawl (what with the research so I won't sound like an asshat, and the development of decent characters and plot points...so I won't sound like an asshat), but the idea won't leave me alone, and I'll probably end up doing it eventually. Although I would wait until I had the whole thing done before I started posting chaps, so don't expect to see it anytime soon. Also, that's just a working title, I probably won't leave it at that, if for no other reason than the knuckle-gnawing way that it reminds me of Captain N. Others I've been considering include the not-so-terribly-creative Leave Luck to Heaven and Mario & Company, and the dark-sounding yet oddly fitting Withered Technology. Ever wanted to follow a fantastic account of videogames and their creators, all the while discovering how their worlds fall apart and come together? This'd be it, cha. Eventually, anyway.
--UPDATE: Settled on a title: R and D, Meet Code and Pixel.

Fluff and Blahblahstance or Link's Stupid Whatever: Definitely (I repeat, DEFINITELY) a working title. In fact, Link's titular Stupid Whatever (as described through implication in gloriously nonexistant detail in the previous Fatty & the Kid) probably won't have goddamn anything to do at all with this story. Currently, I'm thinking about it having something to do with the stage builder. Or, you know, the bumper item. Or party balls. Or something. ...Seriously, if you have any ideas, PM me. I don't bite.

Yeah.


Oh And Hey--

Like pretty much everybody else here, I like getting reviews. Unlike some people here, I like getting any kind of review; praise, critique, straight up flames, the product of smashing one's face against the keyboard, etc. I consider myself a pretty mellow person, so feel free to write whatever you really think about a story; I'm not going to get offended. Pinky swear!

I try to be at least sort of constructive when I give reviews. I point out things done well and things that I like, but also point out things I think are weaknesses and suggest ways to improve. I'm not trying to be nasty at all when I do this, but if you feel like I came across that way anyway, please tell me so! That way I can punch myself in the face and try and do better next time.

Okay, I'm done.


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Double Test by PhiSat reviews
Wheatley is in for trouble. GLaDOS is no longer happy with torturing him for eternity; she needs a new test subject. Meanwhile, Chell is off GLaDOS's radar, but can she keep it up while trying to find an escape from Aperture Science? Human!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Assist Worthy Contest! by Souldin reviews
Everyone has a story they can tell, even those who simply assist on the battle field. But they need an outlet for their voice to be heard. Will you be that outlet? If so, then enter the Assist Worthy Contest, dedicated to the assist trophies of SSB.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Master Hand, Mr. Game and Watch - Complete
Harry Potter and the Decaying friendship by HyenaAA reviews
Will Harry and Ron's friendship outlast their senior years at Hogwarts? Will the Gryffindors be able to fight back agaisn't the Slytherins? Read and find out. If you dislike Ron this should be good for you. Gets Violent near the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Crazy Hand's Masterpiece by The Stupendous Jimbo reviews
When Roy is invited into Crazy Hand's personal art gallery for a tour, he finds himself trapped in a psychological nightmare rifled with unspeakable terrors, only to find a truth darker than anything ever imagined. WARNING: THIS STORY IS NOT FOR KIDS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
MY DREAM COME TRUE by SonofEast reviews
I'M WRITING A STORY ABOUT MY FANTASIES AND STUFF : I, Mari Suzuki NOT MARY-SUE! , am sucked into the world of Nintendo and you get to read about my awesome adventures and how I make lots of friends and... love? LinkxOC IkexOC PitxOC MarthxOC RoyxOC etc
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Link, Ike
Click by Br33zy reviews
Pokéballs are dying, and it's up to Maisy to stop it.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
The League of Legends Vol 2 by Balladeer reviews
A Brawl-based novel with literary pretensions. Second volume.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,560 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Super Smash Brothers Brawl: Pitus of Time by XEmoMidnaX reviews
"To defeat Pitus is to ful fill your destinies. It is up to you three to defeat her. Link, Pit, Samus, the fate of our worlds lies in your hands. Carry it to safety with honour in your hearts, and I know you can surely save us all from death's arms."
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Link, Pit - Complete
In which Ness and Lucas shenanigan on a bench by omega eats beans reviews
Lucas wants to beat up Ness to prove that he isn't as blonde as he appears.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Ness, Lucas
Her Guard Captain by Andre Dmitri Garrett reviews
-Submitted for The Stupendous Jimbo's Pairing Contest- He was prepared to throw himself away to protect the world he knew. She only wanted to see him smile. One-shot. Pit/Palutena
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Pit, Palutena - Complete
The Dream by The Stupendous Jimbo reviews
While suffering from a horrific dream, Ike is forced to endure his fear of losing the most precious thing in his life: His friends and everyone he knows.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Who's the Thief Now by The Stupendous Jimbo reviews
Nothing was more exhilarating for Marth than stealing the hearts of women. The adrenaline he would accumulate from them made him feel invigorating, but what happens when the thief of hearts meets his match? One-shot. Marth/Peach
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
The League of Legends Vol 1 by Balladeer reviews
A Brawl-based novel with literary pretensions. First volume.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Oh Look, Another Stupid Truth or Dare Story by The Stupendous Jimbo reviews
The Smashers gather around the mansion to play a game of Truth or Dare...That's it...Now that you know what this story's about you can go off and read something useful
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Complete
Brain Damages by Miss Leanne reviews
Those who sacrifice themselves don't always die. Post OoT/MM, LinkxZelda. Rated T for discussion of mental disorders and brief sexuality.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Neverending Game by Shritistrang reviews
A young boy purchases a new game in which a young hero has to face a dark force that is threatening his home world... but is it really just a video game? Inspired by and based on 'The Neverending Story'.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Neverending Story - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,580 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Pit - Complete
Supah Nendo Place by strong414bad reviews
What Miyamoto doesn't want you to read.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
Kirby and the Magical Cake by Hoogiman reviews
Kirby finds cake.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
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Wonderful AI reviews
After years of personal disappointments, Luigi has reached his breaking point. He's ready to take his own life. Can the help of a few friends help him understand all that he's got to live for? Parody of It's a Wonderful Life. Metafic. Now Finished!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Luigi, Pit - Complete
Fluff and Happenstance or All by Spontaneity reviews
Pit's heart is set on wooing infamous she-devil Samus Aran, or at least on making Ike woo her for him, but when threats are made against Ike's life, will this turn into more fast-paced drama than the two of them can handle? NOW ILLUSTRATED! Sort of.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Pit, Ike - Complete
Kid Icarus: Skyworld Campaign reviews
A novelization of the original Kid Icarus. When the wicked Medusa captures the gentle goddess Palutena and threatens her life, the angels and mortals alike believe their worlds are crumbling. Can Pit take on the staggering challenge of defeating her?
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009
Fluff and Circumstance or The Cult of Ario reviews
In this crack-fiction adventure, Pit is convinced that Lucario, Mario, and Wario are all trying to destroy the world! There's a good chance he's just crazy, but the more everyone learns about it, the wierder it all gets... NOW COMPLETE, IF ANYBODY CARES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Pit, Ike - Complete
The Car Named Carl reviews
So Carl, Navi, and Ralph Wiggum all set off on a fantastical journey for some reason. And along the way they get hurled into the Jigglypuff Dimension. Is this a problem? Oh goodness, the suspense!
Crossover - Pokémon & His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009