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Joined 09-24-09, id: 2094112, Profile Updated: 04-10-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Phoebe seems like a nice, normal sort of girl...
Until you learn she writes fanfiction about homosexual, magical enemies who snog in abandoned classrooms.

Hello my name is Phoebe, I am a dipstick, blah blah blah...whatever.

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The basics:
Name: Phoebe. That's all you're going to get.
Birthday: May.
Age: Anywhere between Gabrielle Delacour and Albus Dumbledore. Joking, but not that old. Teenager?
Hair: I suppose it's gone brown by now...but long and a bit wavy? But it's better when straightened. :)
Eyes: Light blue.
Weight: I actually don't have the faintest idea.
Height: 5"7? I think. Well...tall anyway.
Live: Yorkshire. U.K? Haha...I don't have an accent though...

My hobbies:
Reading.
Writing. duh.
Facebook.
Listening to my iPod.
Harry Potter (Technically it's not a hobby...but whatever)

Little things that I'm good at:
Writing Harry Potter fanfiction? I dunno...you tell me?
Sarcasm.
Turning everything into something disturbing.
Generally being unsociable.

Little things that I'm rubbish at:
Sport. I have zero co-ordination.
Work. It's boring shit.

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Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The Provintial Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

I have that on my phone... :)

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YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green/black/red/blue/silver is one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.(Sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 7

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total = 15

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You say Twilight's "teh rock"?
I say Harry Potter's better.
You say vampires are cool?
I say Wizards are cooliest.
You say Jacob Black is hot?
I say Remus Lupin could kick his arse.
You say 'Team Edward'?
I'm cheering for Gryffindor, personally.
You say Rob Pattinson is hot?
I say Tom Felton is hotttt (notice all the extra t's)
You still think Edward\Bella is the cutest, most perfect couple?
Well, look at Lily\James.
You say Edward?
I say AK'd Biatch!!

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

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THE STUPID TEST:

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
You've run into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
You have tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You've never seen the Matrix.
You type only with two fingers
You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
You have caught yourself drooling.
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug (either on purpose or not)
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
You forward stupid forwards emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/walls.
The word 'um' is used many times a day.

Wow I'm pretty stupid...:)

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Harry's decision by Black Dreamz reviews
On his Eleventh birthday Harry Potter discovers that he is a wizard but that isn't the only secret Hagrid reveals. Harry's family is also alive. An attempt at the 'Wrong Boy Who lived, Harry's family is Alive'. Cliche Premise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,154 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7477 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A New Curriculum by Peppertails51 reviews
Professor Dumbledore returns to Hogwarts with a new class in mind for the students. Draco can't help but notice how well Harry excels in this strange subject. HarryxDraco with slight HarryxRon but it's one sided.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,425 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tales of Love, Lust, and Idiots by TheGreenEyedIdiot reviews
Marauders era, Sirius Black meets his female self in the form of Alexa Burke. He could hate her, he could love her... or, of course, he could do both. FIRST CHAPTER IS RUBBISH, GUYS, IT'S JUST AN INTRO! Pushing T rating a teeny bit...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
Potterholics Anonymous by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
Have you ever written to Hogwarts or held a memorial for Dumbledore? What about putting up Wanted posters for stray Death Eaters or reenacting a game of Quidditch with broken bones? Whatever you've done, Potterholics Anonymous wants to hear about it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
My Sweet Prince by heymrstone reviews
It’s been four years since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy has resided to a quiet, lonely life in muggle London. Of course, Harry Potter is bound to come around and stir things up… HP/DM, EWE. Slash - don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,626 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
I Can't Fight the Stars by LMG reviews
Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,288 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
When The Stars Go Blue by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 211,830 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
It Won't Be Like This For Long by lilyevans103 reviews
Ron watches his little girl grow up. From the fist week he and Hermione brought Rose home, to Rose having her first child. My first attempt at Ron. Tell me what you think. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
The Mudblood's Daughter and The Hallows Horcruxes by LadyLady1994 reviews
The Honours. A group with a bond that once seemed impossible to break. Five years ago, it was a fact. But now, as war rages, relationships break and form, bonds are shattered, and the hunt is started, will they be strong enough to stay together? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 143,858 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
A Story from the other side forth year by Lottie1122 reviews
Carlotta is a normal girl but when her parents die in a dragon accident and she is left to face her inner demons, when off to live with her friends the Weasley twins her life will change forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - OC, George W.
Remus Lupin And The Discovery Of The Internet by MinionsOfTheNachoArmyUnite reviews
What happens when Hermoine gets bored of doing research? She drags Remus onto the computer, of course! Canon compliant until HBP. TWT?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Innerhouse Relations by LifesADarkArt reviews
Draco/Hermione are Hogwarts professors/heads of house. A new program set by Headmistress McGonagall will end house rivalry by forcing activities on the students requiring them to get to know one another. Can the students do it if the professors can't? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,104 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
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the Proposal by lovefrog159 reviews
James has decided he wants to marry Lily. So who's there to help him plan the big event? The marauders! Follow them through dress rehersals, dates, shopping and arguments as they prepare for the big date. some fluff too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,571 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero's Reward by TheFifthCharmedOne reviews
"Yes Harry, your greatest desire was to have the parents you never knew," said the spirit of Dumbledore, stepping out of the shadows. "And now that you have completed your destiny and defeated Voldemort, you have received that desire."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
It's Not Worth It by Black.Bellatrix7 reviews
What happened after the Hospital wing scene in HPB. Follows some of the original story line. Told from both Tonks and Remus POV. HP does not belong to me. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
The Power of Suggestion by DragonDi reviews
Remus Lupin and Potions class have never been the best of friends. And then he brews something unusual... “It’s like some kind of liquid Imperius! You tell me to do something and I want to do it!” Sirius said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Cassandra S. Lupin reviews
Everyone at Grimmauld Place is bored, so Ginny convinces Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Remus to play truth or dare! Ships are GinnyHarry and RemusHermione. Please read & review! Rated T only to be safe! Now is... um... semi-abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Shadow of the Moon by ImmortalDarkRose reviews
How do you make friends when you have a terrible secret? Join Remus, Sirius, James, and Peter in their 2nd year at Hogwarts, as lifelong friendships and rivalries are forged. Also features Lucius, Severus, and the Slytherin gang. R&R, please. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
Mothers by Winterlude reviews
A series of oneshots focused on mothers in HP. Among them there are Molly, Lily, Dora, Mrs. Creevey, Mrs. Diggory, Mrs. Granger, Ginny and others. COMPLETE! Translated into French and Spanish. Go check the translations among my favourite stories!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Draco's Blood Mate REVISED AND BETTER! by drarry fan reviews
Draco is a Vampire and needs his mate for blood. What happens if Harry is his mate? DracoHarry. This story has MPREG. SUB!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Day In The Life by Capt. Oblivious reviews
Remus' Livejournal. Will Remus and Tonks finally find somewhere to be alone, will Remus get a clue and will Bill get his hair cut? RemusTonks. Oneshot, for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts reviews
Mr Weasley did I just hear that you are taking a very inappropriate date to the ball' asked a stony-faced McGonagall, coming up behind them. 'Yes professor, I'm taking you.' Includes high amounts of crack and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Fred W., George W.
The Perfect Present reviews
‘Don’t…don’t you like it.’ asked Remus tentatively.‘I…it’s beautiful…’‘And so are you.’ he said, sounding very relieved. RL/OC, SB/OC, JP/LE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Remus L., OC
40 Things Remus John Lupin Is Not Allowed To Do reviews
5. You can kiss Phoebe… 6. But do not snog her in front of Professor Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Do I Know You?
I flung my arms around my dad and cried tears of joy. Teddy soon joined the group hug. ‘I’ve missed you daddy!’‘I’ve missed you too sweetie.’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - OC, Teddy L.
40 Things Sirius Orion Black Is Not Allowed To Do reviews
11. Stroke Dumbledore’s beard… 12. And say it looks very sexy on him… 13. Then ask to sit on his lap at dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete