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Joined 09-24-09, id: 2094184, Profile Updated: 06-08-11
Author has written 8 stories for Halo, Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy XIII.

Name: There's a reason I use an alias, but I did put my name in a chapter once. don't worry it's gone now.

Age: I'm legal. thats enough for you lot.

Gender: Male

Whoo-Hoo! Go UK! Monarchy! Monarchy! Monarchy!

I've read those things people put on their profiles, telling you to copy them if you agree. No, I will not be a sheep, if I'm going to something it will be on my terms.

I'm indifferent to homosexuals, so long as the guys keep that thing pointed away from me. I'm fine with their preferences as longas they don't shove it in my face, both literally and figuratively. What really annoys me is the people who bully or bilittle people because of their perferences. Look, they're happy, leave them be. and you completely *ing headcases that try and 'correct' gays, what the hell?

Right, The Rise of Harry Potter is being scrapped. I don't like where it is going as i'm writing it, but don't worry, there's going to be a similar story coming out pretty soon, when i finish the first four chapters.

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Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,329 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Commander Shepard is Easily Distracted by Knightfall1138 reviews
Earth is burning, and Commander Shepard is the galaxy's only hope for repelling the Reaper invasion. Perfect time to catch a movie.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,837 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (M), Marauder Shields - Complete
Above and Below by Logos Minus Pity reviews
Lightning must readjust in order to find her own path and move on; culminating in Fang/Lightning. Taking place after the events of FFXIII. Story image reproduced with permission from DenisseCroft (deviantart)
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,678 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Fang, Lightning - Complete
Tainted Fal'Cie by Tear of Light reviews
Sequel to Finding Home. With the fall of Orphan and the disappearance of the Fal'Cie, an ancient evil rises to finish what Orphan started. Only the former l'Cie have the power to stop it. But with two of their own missing, can they beat it? Set post game.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 223,128 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Lightning - Complete
In Another World by Prudence Chastity reviews
Fang grows up as a boy, but when femininity starts to develop, he's at a loss. Striving to fulfill the expectations of his admired father, Fang works to hide his girlish abnormalities in shame as he tries to perfect himself for his arranged marriage.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 199,585 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - [Fang, Lightning] Serah F. - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Adrift in a Sea of Stars by Animus of Masada reviews
The Normandy SR1 survives the Collector ambush, leaving Shepard and his crew to deal with the Collector threat from an entirely different perspective. The things we take for granted are about to change...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,927 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni
The List by ShadowRanger10 reviews
Summary: What happens when Commander Shepard finally snaps? Apparently the rest of the team follows suit. Collection set in ME 2, in the time after getting Legion but before the collectors attack the ship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shepard (F)
Dossier: Archangel by Naamah Beherit reviews
When Shepard comes to Omega to recruit Archangel, she doesn't know that he has a team. And he may not be willing to join her at all...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Midnight Sun by EliteSky reviews
Fang's a rock musician, Light's into classical. Their personalities clashed like night and day, day and night. Yet, they are not so very different. An exploration of Fang/Light as individuals, inclined to the dark side. AU. Possible OOC No pairings yet...
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,712 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Lightning, Fang
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Crayon reviews
A little plot bunny I had running amok in my head after reading Etro's Keepers. Meant as a bit of light hearted fun. May be more later.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Lightning, Odin - Complete
Memories of a Dream reviews
Broken Strings sequel. Takes place a few months after the end of Broken Strings. How far would you go to protect your family? How about hell itself? M for safety, may be adult situations and or gore.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Lightning, Fang
Sisters reviews
Just a little something. Fang and Lightning think about family.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lightning, Fang - Complete
Without You reviews
How do you cope, when someone you love leaves you behind? How do you go on fighting? this summary isn't very good, you'd better just read it for youself. Flight! that didn't get to happen. M for mildly bad language at points and for safety.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,784 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Fang, Lightning
Broken Strings reviews
Set post game, just days before Serah's wedding, she and Lightning bond. Not what you would think from this summary. upped to M to be safe.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,472 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Lightning, Fang - Complete
Birthday Wishes reviews
Fang's 5 22 birthday party. will she get the present she really wants? One-shot, unless i think of more stuff to put in AND get enough good reviews
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Fang, Lightning - Complete
The Rise of Harry Potter reviews
Harry, sick of being used, decides it is time for someone new to rise up. Dark!Powerful!Harry. HarryMultiple!Implied. Major Violence, some gory details, death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P.
We still won't back down reviews
A rewrite of my story of a similar name. It will go better than the other one I was writing. AU and OOC actions. Rated M for Swearing, sexual references, sex, ect. Noble Six's adventure through reach, with minor and major changes to the story line.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two