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Joined 09-24-09, id: 2094326, Profile Updated: 03-08-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.

HI! Welcome to my mind. Please do not be disturbed by my crazziness...

About Me:

name: seriously? why do you want to know? well, if you must, call me kk.

gender: if im not a guy and not a monkey, than im a girl.

age:well, im older than 5 and younger than 300.

location: standing right behind you. (haha you actually looked didn't you?)

fav bands/singers: paramore, hey monday, green day, tokio hotel, taylor swift, linkin park, boys like girls, all time low, kelly clarkson, we the kings, my chemical romance, the swellers, apocaliptica, pink, van halen, acdc...

current favorite song ever: brick by boring brick by paramore

favorite books:harry potter, twilight, hunger games, the host, percy jackson, mortal instruments, vampire acadamy, uglies, vampire diaries, may bird, inkheart, wicked lovely, the immortals...

favorite quote (from a book): "we did it we bashed them, wee potties the one. now voldy's gone moldy so now lets have some fun" peeves

favorite saying: peace, love, and happiness

favorite movies:pirates of the carribean, hancock, grease, coraline, nightmare before christmas, star wars, indiana jones, valkerie, new moon

favorite animal: panda

Favorite color: PURPLE!

favorte tv shows:supernatural, ace of cakes, vampire diaries

book i last read: maximum ride, saving the world and other extreme sports

other random things: i play the guitar and cello. i am a dancer, singer, and writer. i call myself a walking library because my friends are constantly borrowing my thousands of books.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you moron!

i once had a entire conversation with my friend about this for ten minutes. then i talked about with another friend, and another...


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, evermorerose kkpara~


List 12 or your Favorite book characters. (in no particular order) copy and paste

1 Luna Lovegood (harry potter)

2 katniss everdeen (hunger games)

3 Percy Jackson (PJ series)

4 Jace Wayland (mortal instuments)

5 hermoine granger (harry potter)

6 Gale (hunger games)

7 Alice Cullen (twilight)

8 Seth Clearwater (twilight)

9 Rose Hathaway (vampire acadamy)

10 Magnus Bane (mortal instruments)

11 Tally Youngblood (uglies)

12 Neville Longbottom (harry potter)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YESSS VERY VERY HOT

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

ummm... thats... just disturbing

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

definatly

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

YES!! Peta should fall in love with some random hobo so Katniss and Gale can makeout!! No wait, Katniss can have Peta. Then I can make out with Gale. Muhahahaha!! >:)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

five/ten. but not as a couple. Magnus can teach hermoine some awsome wizarding stuff. besides, Magnus and Alec are cute together!

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

probably not. you never know though.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

can't remember. there's too many hermoine/draco fics so i tend to only read about minor characters...

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Luna and Katniss are in a happy relationship until Rose runs off with Katniss. Luna, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tally and a brief unhappy affair with Gale, then follows the wise advice of Hermoine and finds true love with Neville. (YESSS! NEVILLE AND LUNA ARE PERFECT TOGETHER.)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight

hmmm... Alice and Seth. honestly, Alice would kick his ass.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

okay... she could help me with homework.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Seth and Tally... Well, mabey they inprinted? idk...

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

get mad. challenge her to an arrow shotting contest. which i would lose. (seriously, im not as good as Katniss.)

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Scream. As Loud As Possible. (that image is going to haunt my nightmares.)

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

NEVILLE? SERIOUSLY?

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

beg him to take me to the City of Glass so i could find Jace and convince him that he loves me. OR bring Dumbledore back to life and see if Magnus or Dumbledore would win in a fight.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Luna. Emo. not a good combination.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

i do love Jace...

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Gale... is there something you want to tell me?"

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Alice, Rose, and Jace. that sounds like something they'd do. idK think, "Why the hell are you singing Fly on the Wall by miley cryrus?" (who should die, btw)

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

make Katniss teach me archery and Tally teach me hoverboarding.


Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways.

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes

Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. (Hannah montana, your going DOWN, #@&)

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.(unless you tell me where i can find Jace and Edward.. well? can you?)

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." (smiles evily...)

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. (this makes me think of the movie Grease...:)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (my best friend knows every single line in that movie. this is her favorite.)

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If math class is getting too boring and quiet, scream
"THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WON'T SHUT UP!"

if you think Wormtail should be kicked out of the Mauraders and Fred and George should be let in, copy and paste this on your profile. (i invented this one...)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (maby i did and im a ghost and i dont know?...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (All. The. Time.)

If you hate Hannah Montana, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If you think that that stupid Cocoa Puffs chicken should just go to Rehab, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile(i am queen. everyone bow down to me. i am a vampire/demigod/special/farie/ghost)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. i WILL succeed at this.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile (any time i see a Volvo i scream VOLVO!! my mom then proceeds to laugh at me.)

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. (Edward, Emmet, Seth, Jake, Garret...)

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (i saw a girl in 7th grade reading new moon. i started talking to her about it. she is now one of my best friends.)

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.


Acknowledgements:

Fate:Thanks to my buddy Sam for listening to me rant and giving me her name for one of the characters. Also thanks Sams bf Joseph, Min, and Abbey for me using thier names. (as of now only Joseph and Abbigail are in the story. But Sam and Min will show up sooner or later.)


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The Wrong Side of the Tracks by The Sad Privateer reviews
Christine Savage never was a "good girl." Eight months after the downfall of her master, Kronos, she joins an ever-growing group of Kronos's defeated rebels, hungry for revenge against the people who ruined their lives, future, and dreams.
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Fate reviews
When Cara moves to Forks with her older sister,she just wants a normal teenage life. But that was before she met him. What happens when your destined to be together, but fate drives you apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Seth
First Blood reviews
Does it really surprise you that one of the first people to die in the Hunger Games was a girl from the Seam? But part of Kathleen Mason had already died. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
Growing Up reviews
Quil is watching Claire grow up. Oneshot. Mostly drabble.
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