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Encounters by ScaryScarecrows reviews
Meeting the Batman is unavoidable when you're a professional criminal.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 20,767 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/13/2013 - J. Crane - Complete
The Hematic by Ohtze reviews
It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,300 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Glorfindel, OC] Sauron
The Evil in Our Hearts by SnapeIsMyEscape reviews
Darkness has a powerful allure, even for the meekest of the nerds. All it took was a few sweet words - and the really hot body didn't hurt, either. ChaseXOC COMPLETE! TW: Abuse
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,578 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Chase, Raimundo - Complete
Isn't This Funny? by DittyWrites reviews
Selina Kyle has found Jonathan Crane in a compromising position and, true to form, she is unwilling to let such an opportunity pass her by and it begins a struggle for dominance which both are happy to fight for.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Selina K./Catwoman, J. Crane/Scarecrow] - Complete
A Vision of Loyalty by jessica-bones-winchester reviews
An OFC attends the gala in Stuttgart and convinces Loki to leave before the Avengers show up. How will it change Loki's path?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2015 - [Loki, OC] Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dark Innocence by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **UPDATED 12/9/2015
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,156 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
Expendable People by yncarn8 reviews
A Most Unlikely Hero - Volume 1 - An unorthodox cyberneticist assigned to help B-4 improve his cognitive function finds someone unexpected lurking in his neural net. She soon discovers a web of intrigue and perhaps true love with the most unlikely of heroes. Will they survive long enough to reach a happy ever after or will he turn a budding romance into an utter fiasco?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,548 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [R. Barclay, OC] Data - Complete
The Cares of a Family Man by Crow's Talon reviews
Gerald Crane hadn't always been the Phobia Killer.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2015 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Plaything by BearandtheBow reviews
As Bane's Revolution continued to raze over the city of Gotham, Evie was just trying to survive it and help her family. One night she made an unfortunate mistake, causing her to cross paths with a dangerous man who had been craving a new side-project, a fun game to play. (tw's for noncon, dubcon, self-harm, violence etc.)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - J. Crane, OC - Complete
Riddle me this? What doesn't exist? by Arizo reviews
Gordon meets the real Edward Nigma.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2015
Saving Grace by Maggie Wilde reviews
Art student Grace Gilmartin has Jonathan Crane for a housemate while at University. She thought he was just a rude git at first.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,861 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 1/11/2013 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Going Home by Santa Carla Sunset reviews
Madeline's been a foster child since she was seven and has wanted nothing more than to go home. It won't be long before she finds out where home actually is.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Jareth
Scared, But Not Straight by KymberlyBlack reviews
Elsbeth Grey was born into privilege, she didn't choose it. When her family had enough of her "lower class attitude" her father pulled some strings and had her moved to Arkahm Asylum, in an attempt to scare her straight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Joker, Bane - Complete
Predators of the Night by ATLAsnaps-fan reviews
"When I was a little girl, my mother told me not to venture out into the Narrows at night. When I asked her why, she said that was the hour when Predators came out to play, when they ruled the streets of the city. I never imagined myself becoming so caught up in the world of the Predators, much less becoming one... I guess I have Jonathan to thank for that..." Jonathan/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 52 - Words: 293,377 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - J. Crane
Brave by KorroksApostle reviews
There's a monster creeping into the cells of Arkham at night and twisting the minds of the patients. Tonight, one patient waits in her cell knowing that he's coming for her. Pre Batman Begins
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2014 - J. Crane, OC - Complete
Halfway Real by Joker-is-sexy reviews
She had known Jonathan Crane as the bullied bookworm that did not fit in during high school. Years later, she accepts a job at Arkham and is surprised to find Crane is her coworker. He then uses her to aid in his experiments, but of course she doesn't realize this. She thinks he wants to rid the world of fear and be able to control happy emotions. Crane/"Oc" pairing. No fluff.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,777 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - J. Crane, OC
Life Studies by MissMelysse reviews
Data/OFC. AU. CRUSH-verse. Future. Data watches Zoe, and reflects on the changes in their relationship. (Takes place about six months after the events in First Contact, with flashbacks to one month after.)
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Data, OC - Complete
A Scarecrow's Obsession by trickstersink reviews
Scarecrow falls madly and unhealthily in love. Takes place after The Dark Knight. Joker will make an appearance in much later chapters. Rated T for now, will be M later. Be prepared for the good, the bad, and the creepy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - J. Crane
Fabulous Monsters by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Jervis is awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of screams. He follows his ears and discovers the Scarecrow has done something terrible. Jervis is then faced with an intolerable decision. Some Scarecrow/Hatter slash.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
A Thank You Message for Fanfiction Readers Begins by Lasgalendil reviews
Wherein I express my sincerest and deepest gratitude and sympathies for your misguided fantasies and erotic obsessions—Jonathan Crane MD, PhD.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - J. Crane - Complete
A Thank You Message for Fanfiction Readers Returns by Lasgalendil reviews
Just a uh, a little something for all my biggest...fans-The Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Joker - Complete
The Airport by TheseViolentDesires reviews
Selina Kyle wasn't the only one trying to get out of the city that day. Set during TDKR; mentions of characters outside of the Nolanverse. ONESHOT.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Crane - Complete
T'du by valyria reviews
Her interest was not the idle curiosity in the alien which he had suspected, no, she thought him... there was not a Vulcan word for it. She adored him. This human adored him. It was intoxicating. Warnings: Smut, angst, dub-con and ZQ's fabulous eyebrows. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Mildly Illogical by Skathi reviews
There's a new crewmember on the Enterprise with big plans in mind. Chapter 24 is up; Surprise. The epilogue is also up. Please note the rating is now T.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Data - Complete
Stalker by Squeezy-TC reviews
Zer0 goes to test out a new sniper rifle in the Highlands and brings back more than he bargained for. [M] for violence/crude humor.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Zer0
Holidays by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Dr. Crane celebrates holidays in an unusual way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - J. Crane
Sessions with Madness by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
An interview with Dr. Crane is never simple.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Riddle Me This by Black391 reviews
Riddler story. Riddle Me This Batman.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - E. Nigma - Complete
A cry to the heavens, A cry to you by YukikoTheSnowChild reviews
Forced out of the city by a curse, the return of Orochi dawining garvely on Nippon. Waka and Yuri travel against all odds, trying to figure out just how to go on life? But...is there more to their journey than what meets the eye? WakaXOC
Okami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,290 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Waka
Che Ha Vissuto Mille Anni by binaryShenanigans reviews
It's awfully fun being cursed with a memory spanning across every past life you've ever had.
Wakfu - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Rushu, Qilby - Complete
Financial Inequity by xCheshireCatfish reviews
Masakaki gets... Closer to a certain Entré with values he can't ignore. He decides to give her a part of what he is just keep her around longer than she should. Needless to say, she'll do anything to stay with her new asset. Masakaki x OC.
C – Control – The Money and Soul of Possibility - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Masakaki
The Scarecrow Letters by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
The infamous Scarecrow, formerly respected psychiatrist Jonathan Crane, begins a letter exchange with something he thought he left permanently behind years ago in Arlen, Georgia.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,085 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Descent into Darkness by Vytina reviews
When life closes one door, it opens another. When life closes all doors, it opens a window. When all the doors and windows are locked up...start breaking them down.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,684 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Burzumishi Krimpatul or In the Darkness Bind Them by Alison Gross reviews
An innocent peasant girl finds herself a political pawn at a dark and sinister court, with only wits and luck to help her not only survive but win the ultimate prize. A bit like Anne Boleyn and Jane Seymore-If you liked "The Tudors" you might like this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sauron - Complete
I'll Be Seeing You by KBones reviews
It was mostly dark in the room; a single lamp in the corner illuminated him. He sat in my favourite chair, one leg over the other. His hat was already hanging on my coat stand and his cane was resting beside him.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Toxin by ninjapoke reviews
A brand new batch of fear toxin has just been completed. Now all Dr. Crane needs to do is test it. He does lack one thing, though. A test subject. One-shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
If you have to cheat, at least do it in style by Pluppelina reviews
Jonathan and Edward shares a cell in Arkham. Sometimes, they play chess at night. Sometimes, that gets out of hand. Rated for Disturbing themes and Scarecrow being creepy.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Jonathan C., E. Nigma - Complete
Secrets Underground by Fallen Warrior Angel reviews
A few years after Sarah's encounter with the magical Underground, her older sister comes home to find that some secrets she's known forever have come to surface, and a certain someone appears to take back what's rightfully his. Jareth X OC
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Jareth
Sweet, In Sanity by Calamity in Motion reviews
He was the Master of Fear, magnificent and beautiful, and she his pupil. Sometimes crazy is a good thing. OC villain/Crane/Scarecrow with a bit of the Joker, b/c I can't help myself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - J. Crane, Joker
Love Lost In Time by Sweetly-Sadistic's-Romanticide reviews
Over a thousand years has passed since she was taken away from Hades. Hundreds of lifetimes of finding her to have her slip away. Persephone reborn only to be lost in time. Can Hades find his love and stop the cycle?
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,188 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hades, Persephone
Psyche by Artemis Queen of the Stars reviews
She was nothing, just a random girl who was kidnapped to help him escape Batman. Who could imagine that'd he'd break her mind and she'd give up everything for him? Forget Becky Albright, meet Psyche, the real Mistress of Fear. JC/OC Nolanverse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,300 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Black, Black Heart by Lorien Urbani reviews
She came to him as a vision from the past, but instead of letting her torment him for the things that were, he will torment her, punish her, break her, and scare her. But soon, he realizes his plan has a flaw. Is it possible to scare Crane?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,438 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
In Stitches by The Illegible reviews
They aren't made for each other. Oneshot. Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
The Upcoming by my-dream-destiny reviews
Part 1: Basic storyline from the movie with the majority of the same dialogue with few changes. Some events might be changed or added. Has also points of views of our two favorite characters!
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Lisa R., Jack R.
Pleasant Conversation by Littlestar.2011 reviews
You'd be pretty pissed too if your school just got shot up, your mom just committed suicide, and the only convenient person to talk to is the Joker who, lets be honest, does nothing but poke fun at you. You'd snap, too. Bad at summaries. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 118,900 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker
Simply Stranger by Phantom Kisser reviews
Joker and Harleen Quinzel meet at Arkham after DK. There's something about this patient she just can't shake. He doesn't belong there. Sex in the last chapter.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 31,864 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
What Fear and Smoking Lead To by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
The Joker marvels at Jonathan's use of one of humanity's most pressing addictions... Joker/Crane. Rated for some graphic content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Mad House by yoshi ftw reviews
The first time I witnessed someone being killed was when I was seven and three quarters old. I'd never forget those eyes. ScarecrowOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - J. Crane
Movie Night by KitCat Italica reviews
Crane has never watched The Wizard of Oz.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Between Savagery And Sophistication by Sweetly-Sadistic's-Romanticide reviews
Remember that episode; the neutral zone? Well, what if there had been one more person on that derelict ship? What will happen to poor Data's emotion chip when pressed by more than words? And I mean...alot more. Ahem, find out!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Data
Nothing to Fear by griZzlyAngel reviews
He was the Master of Fear. He was The Scarecrow. She, well, she was just the opposite. She was the Queen of Cowards. How two complete dissimilar people could find peace in one another was beyond the both of them... J.C./OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - J. Crane
Searching for Sanity by My Beautiful Ending reviews
Tierney "Piper" Lawson is found at the scene of a crime with amnesia. She is committed to Arkham and there meets its crazy inmates, like the mysterious Jonathan Crane. She wonders if everything is as it seems... and then the Joker shows up. JCXOC JXH R&R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Riddle Me Catty by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
Catwoman aids the Joker and Crane with the hiring of the Riddler. Joker/Crane, and some Stephen King tidbits.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
In Love With the Girl by Kaline Reine reviews
Jareth meets and falls in love with Lila, but years later... He is faced with an impossible choice. Is this why he was so reluctant to let Sarah know his true feelings for her, many years later? JarethXOC and later JarethXSarah. :
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
There's Nothing to Fear my Love by EmilieAutumnfan reviews
I knew falling for him would be dangerous and I would lose all sanity. But I cant live without him. He is my living nightmare and the love of my life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. Crane
Body Heat by The Voice in the Wilderness reviews
Fuu and Jin are lucky, Mugen is not. Guess how many people a two-person blanket can cover? We know he can't read - but apparently, Mugen can't count either. Mu/Fuu/Jin.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Fuu, Jin - Complete
Night Shift by OceanTiger13 reviews
The Joker holds up a McDonalds.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Wasted Breath by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jonathan Crane discovers a most interesting test subject, and he's desperate to make her scream, no matter what it Takes... Rated M for a reason, Kiddies ;D
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Jonny's BTAS Complaints by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
Jonathan Crane has a major problem with how his character was portrayed in the old nineties cartoon "Batman the Animated Series." Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Better Every Time by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
A kinky night in an odd place. Graphic Joker/Crane. R & R please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Civilized Monster by poetsheart reviews
He has been set free, and now can extract the revenge he has craved for so long. But How does Serena fit into the grand scheme of things? Read and find out AxOC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Alucard
The Slaying of the Sun by Dullard reviews
The clown prince of crime has decided to treat his little harlequin to a 'romantic' night on the town. Before they get to painting Gotham red with blood, they witness the tragic fall of the lovely sun, and the triumphant rise of the pale, cackling moon.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Gestures by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Demons and humans have different ways of showing that they've missed each other... which Yako is about to learn first-hand. NeuroxYako.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Neuro N., Yako K. - Complete
Jonny's Got Back by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
The Joker pays homage to his fetish - in a way that's rather embarrassing for a certain doctor we all know. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
The User's Guide and Manual to JONATHAN CRANE by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a JONATHAN CRANE/THE SCARECROW Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Jonny's Sexy Moonwalk by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
Jonny performs one of the most famous dance moves of all time - in a surprising way. Rated for drug use and nudity. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Despair by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
Our favorite couple is in jail for reasons I won't reveal here. Jonny's acting menopausal and Joker comforts him in the only way he can. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
EIGHT SIMPLE STEPS TO BECOMING THE BATMAN by I Am the Batman Dag Nab It reviews
Come on, click the link to this story, you know you want to. Who would turn down a chance to become Batman? WARNING: Do NOT read if you question your sense of humor. Thank you very much.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Intoxication by Vytina reviews
Intoxication: poisoning by a drug or toxic substance. He was her drug. And she was very, very infected.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Pet Me by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
This was insane. This was bad behavior. VERY bad behavior. . .Then why was he doing this in the first place? Joker/Crane slash. Slightly OoC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Ode to JC Scarecrow by xSweetIntoxicationx reviews
Gah, I am such a nerd. Drooling over an '05 Batman baddie? Oh well, he IS awesome.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - J. Crane
Smells Like Scarecrow Spirit by Joker'sOnlyFear reviews
The Joker's taste in music has begun to grow on Jonathan - with a little help from Scarecrow. Short, funny, sexy. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
THE USER’S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO THE JOKER by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a THE JOKER Unit!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
To Do Or Not To Do by Shady-777 reviews
What would happen if Two-Face made EVERY decision based on the flip of his coin, no matter how trivial? One-shot parody ahead! Flipism is taken to truly unhealthy levels.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Harvey D. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Maximillion Pegasus by Lyndotia reviews
Oneshot. Goes along with We're not in a FANFIC! which I co-authored with Reneey Umbra on her account. After Duelist Kingdom, Lyn is frustrated and needs to vent -- and does so by making a list of ways to kill her least favorite pervert.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Pegasus C./M. Pegasus - Complete
Echigo: Behind the Mountains by One Cheeky Fox reviews
Travelers from an estranged sister city come to Sei-an to ask for help clearing the cluttered path. Yuki, the only girl in the group, can’t help but feel fascinated by the flute playing beauty Waka. WakaOCAbe triangle, no Mary-Sue's
Okami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Waka
The List by Dread Pirate Rinja reviews
Ten times Viral told death to kindly bugger off... and one time he really wished he hadn't. Gen.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Viral - Complete
If you give a mouse a cookie by Kuro Guardian reviews
Data could have gone a long time without ever finding this out, in fact he could have gone forever.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Data, W. Riker - Complete
Stuck in the Elevator by FalconHorror reviews
What if Crane & Rachel had gotten stuck in the elevator on their way to the basement at Arkham? Not what you think NO sloppy romance. Strange humour.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
Two's A World by saphirefox-irl reviews
Red Eye Crossover. Jackson and Jonathon talk to a psychiatrist.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - J. Crane - Complete
Everybody Loves Chase by Crusader Ari reviews
Chase is the kind of the guy that can be paired with anyone. What happens one day when everyone starts yelling their proclamations of love for him?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Chase - Complete
Introspection by The Logical Ghost reviews
With nothing else to distract him, Dr. Crane decides to open a new Word document ... and muse. Oneshot, unrelated to other story. Contains musings on other characters and hints of backstory. Please R&R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2005 - J. Crane - Complete
Contest of DOOM: Kali: After Twenty Years by Ms. Donovan and Ms. Midnight reviews
Semine's third blow to Kali in the Contest of DOOM! The Grim Reaper pays an annual visit to an old associate...GrimOC Enjoy, Kali!
Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete