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devianart acount name: imadumbass15
favorite quote: "clothes make the man, but muscles make the babies"-me advising my cousin on dating while working out.
'tis better to loved and lost than to have never loved at all' BULLSHIT!
siblings: one sister, one brother-in-law
situation: in relationship with a gorgeous dark-skinned blonde(not african, just gets alot of sun)
hair: semi-long dark blonde
ethnicity: 25 indian, 25 german, and supposedly a little russian on my Mom's side.
favorite movie: death race
favorite car: 1967 pontiac gto
favorite color: dark, dark navy blue
favorite console:ps3 (yes, i play, just not addicted to it)
favorite games: resident evil 5, devil may cry, samurai western, dark sector, eureka 7, bleach:heat the soul series, and damnation
favorite game character: jill valentine, sheva alomar, lady, trish, gloria, and faceless (samurai western)
favorite animes: bleach, naruto, witchblade, eureka 7, and code geass(yes i watch, just not addicted)
favorite anime characters: halibel(tits), yoruichi(my kitty), matsumoto(tits jr.), neliel(tits the third), tsunade(tits the fourth), fem kyuubi, kurenai, konan, tayuya , talho, milly ashford, and cornelia
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I wear leather so i must be a poser or a thug.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm autistic, so i must be a freak.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/bastard.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I'm NORTHERN, so I must be a farmer and or stupid.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
GOT FROM OUTLAWKNIGHT
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
got from OUTLAWKNIGHT who Got from thymistacles
story idea: ichigo is kidnapped by the ringmistress of death and learns alot about the female body, and gets a little less shy while hes at it. After all, with a evil female ringmaster with a body like matsumoto's trying to have sex with you underneath the big top, wouldn't you? (ichigo/OC) don't own bleach
story idea: we know about ichigo's dad's side of the family, but what about his mother's? follow his adventures as he walkes back into the life he left all those years ago. With his gunslinging grandfather training him in the art of gunsmanship, will Ichigo get stong enough to beat aizen before the winter war comes? While conflicting thoughts about imbracing his inner hollow runs through his mind, he will put on his gun belt for the last time. He'll soon discover how far his family is rooted into soul reaper history. ichigo/halibel don't own bleach
story idea: dante knew he had a father,and he knew all the legendary things he did, or thought he knew... sparda comes from the dead along with his mother and brother and chaos ensues! It appears as though a new evil is awakening and sparda is calling in help from his womanizing big brother to help him in one last job! OC/ gloria after dmc 4 (gloria and trish are different people in this fic.) don't own dmc
story idea: what if ichigo was the former lead singer of Nickelback alongside Chad kroeger, and decided to come back? don't own nickelback or bleach.
story idea: after the events of the 50th episode of eureka 7, eureka reveals that she never really loved renton, and throws him off the Gekko. 10 years later at age 25, fate leads them together with different lovers this time around, and renton didn't exactly become the forgiving type! (elements of code geass!) don't own eureka 7 or code geass
story idea: yoruichi always thought she could control anyone, a smile and men would roll out the red carpet, a flash of skin, they worship her like a goddess; the goddess of beauty. ichigo was the only one who man HER feel the need to worship HIM. If she was the goddess of beauty he was the devil himself, because he did not give her what she wanted until she made a deal with him. isn't that what the devil is famous for; making deals? ichigo/ yoruichi don't own bleach.
this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.
Pictures of the gun Mystique gave Jack.
I'll admit I'm kind of a detail freak in my stories and alot of the time I'll have links to pictures of the guns my main (and important supporting characters) characters. I'm also not that origanial so I might have a custom firearm I saw in a movie as one of the weapons, I get the picture from this AWESOME site ()