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Joined 09-24-09, id: 2094723, Profile Updated: 09-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Covert Affairs.

Hey welcome to my personal page in which I get to babble on and on about me! Let's get started shall we?

My name is Sarah (with an H. That H is so important.) and I am from the United States. I am 16 years old and am a Junior in high school.

I love classic Disney movies and various books and blue mountain dew and fanfiction.

I LOVE COWS

I make an uncanny goat noise.

I wish I was from Wisconsin.

I listen to Florence & the Machine. (Saw her live. Best. concert. ever.)

I write a ton of fanfiction, it's the confidence to post that I lack.

TV Shows I Watch:

NCIS

All the USA Network Shows (by all I mean, ALL)

How I Met Your Mother

Occasionally Big Bang Theory.

Oh and I love me some Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Alright, that's about it. If you want to talk about tv shows, or F+TM, or life, or blue mountain dew, whatever, don't hesitate to PM me.

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The Beginnings of a Happy Ending by gnbrules reviews
Detectives don't fall in love! Oh, wait, maybe they do. Lassie/OC with occasional appearances by the rest of the regular gang. Various moments and firsts of the new relationship. Sequel to Dating 101 and Dating 102.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,779 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Like Father, Like Child by Alice May Sawyer reviews
UPDATED! Chapter 1: Shawn and Lassie deal with their kids when they're called down to the pre-school. Chapter 2: Hollie Lassiter reflects on memories as a very important event comes closer and closer...
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Voice Of Death by Whoaa Kayy reviews
He doesn't remember Mike's voice being this obnoxious. Is it always that incessant? All high and whiny like.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harvey S. - Complete
MGA Chronicles by Werewolfbites reviews
A case hits McGee so hard at home that Abby thinks she needs special powers just to make him better...maybe she's closer to that theory than she thinks. Warning: contains vampires, not Twilight though, McAbby. No sequel, this will be just one long story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,148 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Abby S., Tim M.
The Bend in the Road by tomfoolerykitten reviews
The gang accuses Barney of being too straight. Lily's beginning to get tired of Scooter's constant pining over her. If only he could find himself someone else... Barney only has one thing to say: challenge accepted!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,457 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Barney S., Scooter - Complete
An Unexpected Assignment by zatl reviews
What happens when our favorite team gets sent off to therapy? This is just a little idea I couldn't help but put onto paper. It's my first fic, so be nice. Major TIVA plus a little McAbby and Jibbs. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Near Wild Heaven by thatiranianphantom reviews
This would not become something he had to drag everybody into. He wouldn't let it.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Four by Asphalt Angel reviews
Four things Auggie did after Iraq.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Auggie A., Annie W. - Complete
Verbal Sparring by NeoNails reviews
Step. Arm. Step. Twist. Elbow. Aaand- flat on her back. "Oh," she groaned, letting her head fall back against the padded floor. "You suck." Auggie/Annie fluff, as per usual.
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
She Thinks by ComicalEpiphanies reviews
If she knew what I knew, she wouldn't have to lie anyway. One-shot.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Danielle B. - Complete
Set Her Free by Awarea reviews
In his messed up world, she was stability. She was calm. And he knew that no matter how much her loved her, they can't be together.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Through The Eyes Of Our Children by Sophie Ranier reviews
Collection of one-shots and drabbles from our favorite couples' kid's point of view. Updated with: Double Identity.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Drivers Ed by Sophie Ranier reviews
They've reached a yellow light, now they have to decide whether to speed up or slow down. est. McAbby. fluffy oneshot
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Classified by rosesinjanuary reviews
It's classified. ;- Abby/McGee
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
To Whom Do Rules Apply? by truevindication reviews
Abby confronts Gibbs on Rule 12. Gibbs/Abby friendship. Tiva implied.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Nightmares by rosesinjanuary reviews
What's the scariest part?" Abby/McGee.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Abby S., Tim M.
The Crux of the Matter by Quinndolynn reviews
McGee sleepwalks through a week of crucial moments. McAbby. Tiva. And monsters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
The Mysterious Human by Tigyr reviews
Jethro thinks about McGee
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
That Morning by NCISaddict77 reviews
Mcabby. Tim dies in an explosion and 2 years later she is still grieving his loss.please R&R.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
You Got It by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
NFA Help Haiti ficlet. Tim, Abby and a Roy Orbison song. Mushy romance found within. Oneshot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
As We Are by Fingersnaps reviews
Written for a Secret Santa story on NFA. The prompt called for a McGee/Abby, hurt/comfort story based around the quotation by Mignon McLaughlin, ”Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.”
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Tim M., Abby S.
Second Chances by newyork24-7 reviews
An accident leaves Gibbs with a responsibility he never expected, but it could just be what he really needed. Rated T for safety
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,688 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Speak, without speaking by sleepy-orange reviews
A series of drabbles where Barney and Robin talk about it without really talking about it.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Barney S., Robin S.
Safe Haven by Fingersnaps reviews
This is a short one-shot McGee/Abby romance. Abby is reconsidering her feelings for Tim and the NCIS Secret Santa gift exchange gives her the opportunity to show him how she feels......
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Not a Scrooge by AtLoLevad reviews
It's Christmas time and Abby is excited.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Abby S. - Complete
Pawprints by Foxtail-Padfoot reviews
Whatever happened to Jethro? McAbby! Are you happy, BBP? So, this is taking place sometime in s7, minor spoilers, just Timmy's Friday as compared with Abby's. Part One. "Let's go for a walk."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Tim M., Abby S.
Puppy Love by madame.alexandra reviews
A certain redhead is a little more than surprised to find one Leroy Jethro Gibbs on her doorstep bearing a puppy late one night. To her former partner's dismay, she gives it a rather interesting name...JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Pickles by Poohdog reviews
Over the course of the day, the NCIS team comes to discover that Abby is most likely expecting. The question is, does she know? One-shot. Minor McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
How To Kill Leon Vance by MissJayne reviews
A collection of oneshots in which Leon Vance dies. Pretty much self explanatory.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Superheros by ValykirieRevolution reviews
A normal day, and the question arises: If you were a superhero, who would you be?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
And when did you last see your father? by indiaga reviews
Sometimes there are things that we do not have the courage to say out loud, and so we write them down and hope that that will do. Post-Inside Man. My take on the letter we saw Ziva begin to write to her father. Angsty happy/sad bittersweetness. Ziva/Eli.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
Letter to My Father by KirolaiSemperFi reviews
Dear Father...WARNING: Contains spoilers for NCIS: The Inside Man!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Her Smile by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Tony DiNozzo had missed her smile and it turns out, he wasn't the only one.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Consequences Of Truth by LoveAndSerenity reviews
"What is WRONG with you? He risked his life to go save you!" A oneshot based on a commercial for the episode 7.02 "Reunion". Ziva sees a side of Abby that she never knew existed, and has a realization about her friend. Ziva-centric. Implied slight Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Fear the Fan by M E Wofford reviews
My first and probably only crack!fic blowing off steam in preparation for the season 7 premier. Has all cast members in it. Rated T for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Inauspicious escape by cein reviews
Take one Medical Examiner, a lab tech, and two NCIS agents. Add one elevator. Sit back and enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Oh, The Things You Should Know! by 4sweetdreams reviews
Abby tries to summarize "Team Gibbs" with a little help from her friend, Dr. Seuss! PURE FLUFF!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Abby S. - Complete
A Valentine's Gift by OzGeek reviews
Fluffy McAbby with a little McGiva thrown in. Written for Valentine's day. Onshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Outlands Champion by Airezi reviews
TLK2, A story following the adventures of Vitani as she grows up in the Outlands with her mother and brothers.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Vitani, Nuka - Complete
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Are they? reviews
Joan and Arthur debating Auggie and Annie's relationship status. One-shot
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Kids will be Kids reviews
While under Annie's watch, something happens to her niece. When Annie come's into work, Auggie knows something's up. One-Shot. Some Auggie/Annie Friendship
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Reminisce reviews
Annie and Auggie fall asleep in the DPD. One-Shot.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete