captain.mongoose
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Joined 09-25-09, id: 2094993, Profile Updated: 09-25-09
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

General Alde: Up straight and salute!

Mongoose: Sir! salutes

Alde: What's your name, Captain?

Mongoose: My name is Captain Mongoose, sir!

Alde: Shut up, I don't care. You're a Captain that lives in the United States, yes?

Mongoose: Sir, yes. Sir!

Alde: You're nice and loud, Captain. I like that in a soldier. What kind of fanfiction do you write?

Mongoose: Mainly Harry Potter with Luna Lovegood as the love interest, sir!

Alde: Good man! I will look forward to your service for this company.

Mongoose: Me, too, sir!

Alde: mutters Idiot...

Mongoose: I heard that, SIR!

I'm not really in the army, but that's my screen name... whatever. I'm 18, going to UH (CO COOGS!) I play the trumpet in the band here, and it's amazing!

Harry Potter and the Odd Truth or Dare reviews
Harry wants to unwind in his sixth year. AU. Luna drags him off somewhere... what will happen? HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete