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General Alde: Up straight and salute!
Mongoose: Sir! salutes
Alde: What's your name, Captain?
Mongoose: My name is Captain Mongoose, sir!
Alde: Shut up, I don't care. You're a Captain that lives in the United States, yes?
Mongoose: Sir, yes. Sir!
Alde: You're nice and loud, Captain. I like that in a soldier. What kind of fanfiction do you write?
Mongoose: Mainly Harry Potter with Luna Lovegood as the love interest, sir!
Alde: Good man! I will look forward to your service for this company.
Mongoose: Me, too, sir!
Alde: mutters Idiot...
Mongoose: I heard that, SIR!
I'm not really in the army, but that's my screen name... whatever. I'm 18, going to UH (CO COOGS!) I play the trumpet in the band here, and it's amazing!