Author has written 90 stories for One Tree Hill, Titus, Two and a Half Men, Smallville, Supernatural, My Bloody Valentine, Pineapple Express, Ten Inch Hero, Vampire Diaries, NCIS, That '70s Show, Gossip Girl, Big Bang Theory, House of Wax, Shutter Island, and Vampire Diaries.
My name is Jamie.
My other pen name in fan fiction is DeanFanGirl.
Favorite Shows: Supernatural, Titus, Leverage, Quantum Leap, The Munsters, I Love Lucy, Wings, Spin City (Before Charlie Sheen took over the lead role) and That 70's Show.
Favorite Movies: Arsenic and Old Lace and Lonestar State of MInd. (My top two)
Favorite Actors: Cary Grant, Jensen Ackles, Ray Liotta, and Michael J. Fox.
Favorite Comedian: Christopher Titus (His comedy is about real life)
I can honestly now say I have seen him live, got to meet him and have my picture taken with him. How fucking cool is that?!!! I was so nervous. He's really, really nice.
Singers that I have met: Taylor Swift, Clint Black, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Keith Anderson, Lonestar, Eli Young Band
Singers that I have seen in concert: Gary Allan, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Keith Anderson, Lonestar, Taylor Swift, Mark Wills, Eli Young Band, Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood, Trace Adkins, Glorianna, (Proud to say that Garth Brooks proposed to Trisha Yearwood in my hometown and that I was lucky enough to get to see it)
Autographs From: Taylor Swift, Clint Black, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Montomgery Gentry
Picture Taken With: Taylor Swift, Clint Black, Jack Ingram, Eli Young Band and Christopher Titus!
The only thing I dislike about fan fiction is WINCEST and INCEST. I am totally against it. It's just plain wrong. Wincest is Incest. Common sense people.
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: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, except the psycho bitch on the couch. / I looked pleadingly to my girl, her face fury red / While visions of me and the Doublemint twins danced in her head. / With bile in my throat and no help in sight, I puy on a smile and my sphincter got tight. / "This is Rudolph," I thought, and turned to argue my case, / but I must've had a "what's your problem, bitch" look, 'cause she punched me in the face. / I picked up her 300 Pradas, the left and right shoe, / and into the street, both shoes I threw. / Out the front door she went, in hot pursuit, / Yeah, this girl would chase a designer label like a fat guy after a Valor jogging suit. / In fear for my life, I locked up the place, / I turned my attention to Rudolph and wished I had mace. / When all of the sudden, there arose such a clatter... / I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter. / I grabbed the chord and opened the blinds... and there was Noelle, quite out of her mind. / My heart stopped, frozen with fear / as she tapped on the glass with a vodka bottle... filled just 'bout to here. / I knew the window couldn't much take it, / and she was screaming "Unlock it, you bastard, or I swear I'll break it!" / I couldn't let her do that, it was a rented place, / so I opened the door... and she punched me in the face! / So summoning my manhood, from bottom to top... / I screamed like a little girl, "I'm calling the cops!" / I just finished dialing and she was standing right there / wearing pearls and those pradas, but otherwise bare. / She spoke not a word, but went straight to a work / reeling me in with that "you're my big daddy" smirk. / I heard her exclaim as she turned out the light... / "You know this is your fault. I love you too much to fight."
: I was raised by Ken Titus. I can see BS through eight miles of led enforced concrete through a blizzard and... hey, where are you going?
: Dave once got so high, he actually remembered being born!
: Dad is a new person. A person who has learned that forgiveness is better then revenge. Next year, we'll teach him that heart attacks are not like women. You just can't keep having them!
: Oh, great. How much is this going to cost me?
: Dad, are you speaking or are your gonads?
Ken is about to pick up a hitchhiker
: Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'.
: Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. This can escalate into a war that can kill millions. Normal people settle disputes over cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.
: I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake he's got to clean it off. You hit a guy with a water balloon, he's got to dry off. Guy's in the hospital, you get his testicles shaved, he scratches and bleeds for a week... it's funny... you're not supposed to have a heart attack, it kills the joke.
: My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour.
: Jesus was laughing when I went into the light!
: My dad's third heart attack, he'd gotten so good at them, he decided to drive himself to the hospital because 'They won't let me smoke in the ambulance!' and 'You can't make a burger run.'
: You said that I was the worst possible result of an orgasm!
: Do you remember me, Mrs. Titus?
on an island resort, Ken wins in blackjack
: For 15 years, I have chosen not to drink. Because I'm not good at it. I know it. Erin knows it. The fire department that had to put me out knows it.
: Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party.
: flashback You're not leaving with my 8 track!
: According to the Los Angeles Times, 63 of families in America are now considered dysfunctional. That means that I'm in the majority. It's the people with the mom, dad, brother, sister, white picket fence, those people are the freaks!
: There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says "We've got a family members of yours under arrest" and you know directly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my Mom!
: After all, once you've driven your drunk father to your mom's parole hearing, what else is there?
: Dad, you're safe here, you're among friends, okay? I just want you to know that I give you my - my love and my forgiveness.
: Growing up, road trips with Dad were something I hated. Sitting still for hours, singing that stupid song, "100 bottles of beer on the wall. 100 bottles of beer..." Dad, you know, keeping up with the song.
: I nailed your sister!
SUPERNATURAL STORIES IN PROGRESS
THE ACCIDENT- Fourteen year old Sammy is paralyzed after a freak swimming accident. Will he be able to walk again? LimpSam!
THE PERFECT HUSBAND- Miranda Gardner met her husband as one of his patients. She thought she had the perfect life until she realized how evil her husband really was. Now with no escape she soon sees that death is her only option. Dean/OC
ONE TREE HILL STORIES INCOMPLETE BY AUTHOR NOTES
NO DAMN GOOD- Peyton and Nathan never broke up and are now in a horrible marriage. Can they find their way back to each other? Different character pairings! Peythan, Lucas/OC, Brulian. Small Hiatus!
MOVIES STORIES IN PROGRESS
TEN INCH HERO
LIFE FORWARD - Sequel after The Beginning. Follow Priestly after he learns he's going to be a father. Priestly/OC
Bad Moon Rising - Sam has a daughter that he can't protect forever but what happens when his daughter meets Priestly? How will Priestly react to what her family really does?
Prank Season- The Title says it all!!!!
DEADLOCK - Dean Winchester is the most wanted bank robber in America. Carly Benson wasn't looking to be his hostage. Bad Boy Dean!
BANNER MADE BY: skycord1990 Thank you for the banner. Awesome job!!!!!!!!!!
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS- Dean and Natalie have been friends with benefits for years. Will their friendship survive when one of them breaks the number one rule and falls for the other or will it crumble? Dean/OC
That 70's Show
Ready For Love- Haley is Eric's sweet innocent younger sister. What will happen when he finds out that she has been secretly seeing Hyde.
Burn- The gang plays a joke on Eric and Jackie making them think they got married.
Vampire Diaries Novels
Witchy Woman- Damon Salvatore is tired of his little brother Stefan always getting the girls. Damon will stop at nothing to make his brother's girlfriend his; Bonnie. Completely AU. Damon/Bonnie/Stefan.
Earthly Possessions- Bonnie finds herself barely having time to catch her breath when she is taken hostage from the local bank by bad boy Damon Salvatore. Soon it will have the town folk questioning her innocence as she falls in love with him on the road.
TEMPTING EVIL- Meet Damon Salvatore the most ruthless vampire that ever lived. Now he has found his perfect mate. He will kill everyone she ever cared about to make her his.
Fatal Secrets- Set during Season 1. Chuck Bass always gets what he wants. What happened if Dan and Serena never found Jenny in time? Only Gossip Girl here can tell you. XOXO.
Lost Souls- Sequel to FATAL SECRETS. It's been two years since Jenny gave birth to her daughter Peyton and is in a happy relationship with Nate. Will all that happiness go away when Peyton's father Chuck comes back or will she find it with him instead? C/J/N
SECRETS- Clark's cousin comes to live with him. There she meets Jason Teague and realize they are all tied together closer than they think. Jason Teague/OFC. BEING REWRITTEN.
MY BLOODY VALENTINE
BLOOD GAME- Harry Warden has set his sights on Axel's stepsister, Katie. This story follows Harry before the minor incident and through the movie with my OC.
TEN INCH HERO
The Beginning-There's a new girl at Beach City Grill who likes Boaz Priestly just the way he is? Really?
Fear No Evil27 year old Clara Liotta was shipped off to Shutter Island after she tried to leave her abusive husband. If he can't have her, no one can. Her stay there she meets patient Teddy Daniels who tries to warn her the dangers of the place. Chuck/Clara/Teddy
HOUSE OF WAX
Killer on the Road- Wade's sister Emma joins them on the trip who has been secretly dating Nick. Title off of THE DOORS song.
A/N: I've deleted some stories that I was never going to finish. They had started out as great ideas until my muse ran out for them. I'm going to try to update the stories I currently have in progress as soon as I can. Life has been bitch and I'm hardly on my computer anymore.
Thank you to everyone still sticking with my stories!
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