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Author has written 7 stories for Darkest Powers, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ghost Rider, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Greek Mythology.

Hi I'm opaque prism. I go on here every day, so it made sense to join. My top 5 series are:

1. The Darkest Powers. SO GOOD, MUST READ

2. Percy Jackson and the Olympians

3. 39 Clues

4. The Mortal Instruments.

5. The Ink Series (Inkheart/spell/death)

Sorry thought I would just say that. I also play piano and drums, love music, books, CSI, and of course English Bull Dogs.

I love to write, will try to update stories soon, and love all of your work (Except Twilight. I am afraid to read Twilight fanfic)

my friends and I do seriously random things. It is literally impossible to get bored in my group. Believe me, we have tried. Multiple times. The same thing applies for having a normal conversation. Instead of talking about clothes, we're talking about how my friend got beat up by girl scouts, instead of talking about the latest celebrity hook up, we're talking about how it would be fun to make our own unique, twisted version of a Christmas Carol.

the list would be (and I'm using code names):

Sprinkle:Ghost of Christmas past

kill-joy: ghost of Christmas present

hobgoblin: Scrooge

Doughnut: the guy in the chains that warns scrooge that there will be three ghosts visiting him

And Little O' Me: The Ghost Of Christmas Future

As you can see, My friend and I are wierd. And that is only the ones from school! Don't even get me started on the ones from outside school. We'll be here all day

My edition to Cut and Copy:

Guys are simple, girls are complex, but I don't know which is harder to figure out. If you agree, copy and paste this on your profile

Bye.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Hilarious Jokes (Read and I guarantee you'll smile)

He who laughs last didn't get it.

So, you're a cannibal.

Rock beats paper. Always.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. (I experience this all the time. Sometimes I don't, because I actually did choke the living daylights out of the jerk who seriously deserved it. yes, I am a violent person. No, you can't change that, so don't try.)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment," she replied.

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

LOL. I love those jokes.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62, Midnight's Wolf, Opaque Prism

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost…
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Witchy Rain Girl, Danforth'sChild, Opaque Prism

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombiaand Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever just stared at the wall and try to find pictures in the texture, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you don't use MySpace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had problems copying and pasting something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If youve ever mad really bad speling mistaks dont feel bad, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile. (YAY FIRE!)

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. (eww myspace)

A teacher tells his students this story: When he was a teenager, he drank a lot, even though his mother begged him to stop. One day he was riding his bicycle, when he saw a motorcycle coming. He rode one way, trying to evade it, but the driver turned the same way, and...BAM! The next thing he knew, he was lying on the grass. He sat up and looked around. And what did he see? A funeral!

"I must be dead!" he thought. But then he remembered: he'd walked to the hospital, and they'd checked him out as okay. Then he'd started walking back home and apparently blacked out. Put to rights, he walked back home.

"I told you to stop drinking," his mother said, shaking her head."

"And I never did it again." the teacher tells his students. The students all smile waiting for the life lesson they're about to be told. "I stopped bike riding to school."

"WHAT?!" The students exclaim.

10 Things you never, EVER do in the Cullen house:

Wear a cape,or worse, polyester

Threaten to destroy all the grizzly bears

Give Emmett steroids

Walk up to Carlisle and say, "I need to get high."

Support the Union

Bring a Magic 8 Ball

Paint " I PREFER BRUNETTES" on Rosalie's door

Give Jasper anti-depressants

Feed Emmett sugar and let him run wild.

Sing "I'm A Barbie Girl" reeeeaaaaally loud in your head and see what happens.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

copy and paste this onto you profile if you thought this was cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

the thing about that is true. its kinda scary.

I was the girl that was hated for my likes.

I was the girl who never got a chance to say anything.

I was the girl who wanted to make a difference.

I was the girl who got hit by kids because I believed in world peace. (not exactly hit but every comment felt like someone had slapped me across the face)

I was the girl who was abandoned by her own father.

I was the girl who was lied to.

I was the girl who would cry every night.

I was the girl who had to grow up before I should have.

I was the girl that was mixed up when my family shattered.

I was the girl who was unwanted.

I was the girl who actually considered running away. ( did once, came back. I still don't know if it was the right choice...)

I was the girl who never met her real family. ( met them, just don't know what it feels like to have a family who loves me)

I was the girl who was thrown out of groups because I wasn't racist against other.

I was the girl who people smirk at because I believe in God. ( i dont belive in god, i believe in th gods and goddesses of olympus, but i respect the people who do belive in god. they made their belif, i made mine, who cares if their different)

I was the girl who was scoffed at when I came to school in a skirt. (never worn a skirt to school, imnot into that. i was scoffed at when i came to school looking like a goth.)

I was the girl who could never wear what she wanted without being called fat and ugly.

I was the girl who could never do anything with herself because it wasn't the way everyone else wanted her to look like.

I was the girl who never got an apology from her father.

I was the girl who never got to say goodbye to the people I loved most.

I was the girl who never got a chance to have friends. ( i ahave friends, but i hold back because once i start to be happy and feel welcome, we move. I hate that. i wish we could just stay in a place i'm happy in. now were in a place i HATE so, of course, were not moving)

I was the girl who never got a chance to change.

I was the girl who never want's this to happen to anyone else.

I am the girl who will not give up.

THIS IS A POEM THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS AT MY WEAKEST POINT. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK THAT KIDS CAN BE MEAN ENOUGH TO TEAR SOMEONE UP SO BADLY THEY CAN'T GET BACK UP! HELP ME STOP THIS! I DIDNT ACUALLY WRITE THIS. I FOUND IT ON A PROFILE...

~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

If We Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscaster are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? ~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a greek goddess.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
(+'.'+) IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FOREST RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the hell is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.(Its me)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

Always forgive your enemies Nothing annoys them more

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you ever tripped over at EXACTLY the same moment as you stood up, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Im the INSANE one

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you have lost an argument with yourself, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you think that writing fanfic is fun, put this in your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you think that Writers' Block sucks, paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T CARE what percent of people like Abercrombie or whatever, C&P.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you know at least a little self-defense, copy and paste.

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If YOU are weird, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP the stars C&P this onto ur profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.

Everyone has problems, things that don't go as planned, days that they don't want to think of again. Some are worse than others, but we just have to remember, you're not the only one. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're sick of OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) and everyone obsessing over Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If people used to/still do mock you because of your accent, but you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

2 percent of the fanfiction.net members are people who flame stories and who use their accounts just to accept complaints from people who they flame. If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, XBeautifulbabe405X Hollywood x Blondie, stessa, jade-kwl-name-eva, rainbow rocker, ComputerGirl12, Always Juliet, Bhavana331, TA-SWAC-CONVERSELOVER, manunitedfan, DaughterOfHades7, opaque prism

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.( this is me)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butt off, copy this in your profile.

93 percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

93 of guys aren't worth your tears & the 3 who are won’t make you cry.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Nicholas

2. which is ur favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

black

3. your first initial?

s

4. your month of birth?

march

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Emily

7. your favorite number?

20

8. do you like California of Florida more?

I’ve never been to either, but I'll pick...Florida

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

I wish that I will go to heaven!

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

EW! He's my brother!

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Nice!

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. I like the help thing, but you can keep the love part

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. NO! NO! KEEP THE LOVE! How many times do I have to say this?

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. TRUE

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

AHHHH! Your right.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

Huh? Can't I have more than twenty?

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. Sorta

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. YUP, THATS ME

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

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If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

Demi-god under-cover

Opaque Prism

"Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.
A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.
A best friend has you on speed dial.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

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I WANT A GUY...

who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me,

hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him

and just smile and agree with everything I said.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

KISS ME A MILLION TIMES.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

put his hands around my waist and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

and COUNT STARS with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night

just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I'm beauiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART

-Jg Rox's story I want

Find the Guy

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

A Real Boyfriend

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Nico and Hades are in a happy relationship until Thalia runs off with Hades. Nico, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night with Luke and a brief unhappy affair with Poseidon, then follows the wise advice of Hermes and finds true love with Bianca.

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Red heads have the smarts

Blonds get all of the boys

But BURNETTE GET ALL OF THE BOYS

FRIENDS, THE SMARTS

AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE

copy and paste this to your profile if your a burnette

Some Quotes:

1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. You can diss me all you want and I won't get mad... It's 'Be Kind To Animals' week.

6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order.

1. Nico

2. Jace

3. Chloe

4. Clary

5. Derek

6. Thalia

7. Hamilton

8. Amy

9. Percy

10. Grover

11. Dan

12. Ian

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Thalia and Dan? Nope. Just plain Nope.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

No. I'm not lesbian

3. What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?

Amy and Ian? I think it would be the other way around, but I could imagine. Although I'm more of an 7/8 person myself.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes. Duh.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes actually. I could imagine them together...hm.

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

Neither. I'm not into slashes.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Chaos. Panic. Pandemonium. Jace is gay? I can imagine Ian, although that would mean he's out of the running for Amy's heart...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Grover is attacked by a monster and a mysterious girl appears from nowhere and slays it. Secrets erupt, religions clash, and a question as old as time itself comes up; which is more powerful, the gods or God?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Don't know. Let me check... Nope.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

One angel, two broken hearts

11. Does anyone read Three het?

What is het? I cannot answer this question until I know what het is.

12. Does anyone write Eleven?

Yes. There a lot of them actually.

13. Would anyone write Two/Four/Five?

Jace/Clary/ Derek? Add Chloe and yes, although you don't have to add Chloe...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

99 times

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Ian was hurt in the making of this fan fict.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a few days ago

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Nico and Hamilton are in a happy relationship until Percy runs off with Hamilton. Nico, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dan and a brief unhappy affair with Ian, then follows the wise advise of Derek and finds true love with Jace.

Uh...

What title would you give this fic?

My wrong sequence choices.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

One word; PARTY!!!

9. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would kill that person for not telling me and take Derek for myself

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would think that Amy and Dan got trapped and Dan pulled the ducky from his pocket when he got bored enough to search his pockets for something

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

He is no longer my crush so... off with his head! He may have those cool light spear thingies whose name escapes me at the moment, but I have anger problems and a shoe!

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

I would freak and tell Derek and Annabeth and watch as chaos erupts.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist

I wouldn't be surprised.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Tell him to bring me to camp now and since you're already going through my stuff, help me pack.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I would smack him and bring him to the nearest rehab center I could find. Not Nico...

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Clary? I would wonder why...

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Uh...why did you steal my hairbrush?

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

SHUT UP!

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I would stare blankly ahead till it sets in then yell WAAAA-HHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Clopin In Neverland by The Fishkeeper reviews
When Tinkerbell falls in love with Clopin's puppet and takes Clopin to Neverland, Esmeralda is crazy with worry that he is gone.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/22/2010
Damn this voodoo! by doggydeath reviews
Four girls see nothing but trouble when they move into an abandoned farm, little did they expect that by reading one piece of paper would summon four of history's worse horror characters. Chaos erupts when Jason,Freddy,Grudge and Hannibal get view
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,463 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Freddy K. - Complete
When the Hunter Becomes the Prey by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
A story about love...that isn't quite a love story. For how can Artemis ever fall in love? Part introspective inquiry, part emotional evolution. I hope you enjoy it. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Much love, Cat.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Artemis, Hermes
Quietus' Pity by Embracing Insanity reviews
Who are you?" her voice was sharp and firm, despite her position on the floor. He snickered, amused at her tone. "Hades, Lord of the Underworld and Resident God of the Dead. Kinda makes you want to get to know me doesn't it?" Maleficent/Hades
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010
Come to my Arms, my beamish Child! by Queen of Chess reviews
Alice Kingsley will do anything to get her daughter back, even if it means facing Wonderland again, it's characters, as well as the never-aware-he-was-a-father Hatter. But even if people grow up, can she still be the right Alice? AxH.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
ASA Unedited Version by Danni Tran reviews
Kris's student president.Rodrick's a delinquent.When Kris's math grade starts to slip,she's assigned to Rodrick,who has the best math grades in class.Join these 2 as they struggle to keep this a secret,and face wacky adventures along the way. Rodrick x OC
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rodrick H.
Phantom Interviews! by Lila Caffee reviews
An Interview with the Phantom characters! Ask them any question! Give them any dare! See how the randomness ensues! RATED FOR YAOI/Kissing/Language! Songs, silliness and RAOULBASHING!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
Reading the Sword Thief by CelestialMacabre reviews
Dan, Amy, Nellie, Ian, Saladin, Natalie, Vikram and Isabel, Alistair, Jonah Wizard, and Hamilton Holt are suddenly transported to a magical room. Takes place at the end of the Emperor's Code . A book appears, as well as a letter. They must read to leave
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,395 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010
Olympus's Fun Cursed Days by Zanudikkotik reviews
It all started as they broke Cronus's skull. His last curse had been released. Now they must suffer the punishment of the curse. Pretty much about what would happen if Olympus had to take care of a mortal 13 years old girl :D I'm evil! rated K for now
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010
Things To Do If Your Feeling Suicidal by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
ways to annoy characters that will most likley kill you for doing it 10 for each one major X-over Volturi,Voldemort,Greek gods, Ripred, and more rated T just in case please R&R
Crossover - Misc. Books & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009
In a Whole New Christmas Light by LovePrism reviews
Dan has moved on from his "childish" obsessions and grown up over the past year, and when all the Cahills get together to celebrate Christmas, Natalie sees him differently. What could happen? Rated T just in case. NOT A TYPICAL NATALIExDAN.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Dan C., Natalie K.
Lights, Camera, Kill Me Now! by Joelle8 reviews
Natalie Kabra's clothes weren't selling; no one would sign Hamilton Holt onto a football team. Why? According to their agents, publicity is the answer. And that's how the two former enemies end up starring opposite each other in one heck of a movie.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,820 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Natalie K., Hamilton H.
Beautiful disaster by Lt.AliciaWashington reviews
Athena/Poseidon pairing, because there simply isn t enough of them ;
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Athena, Poseidon
Megamind 2: Attack of the Garlsulrc by Vappychan14 reviews
Shortly after becoming Metro City's new superhero, Megamind receives a frantic transmission from a nearby fleet of spaceships. The face on the monitor looks surprisingly familiar; it is one of his own people, pleading for his help.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R., OC, Minion
Honey, I Transported The Kids! by V.T-Vi Taunt-Me reviews
Hey, here's a Christmas special and what a better way to celebrate than with our favorite blue hero? Watch the drama unfold in his family, and how mischievous kids are. A two shot. So don't forget read and review!Please! Hope you guys enjoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Lost Hightopp by katzsoa reviews
On Horunvendush Day, the Red Queen took over Underland, destroying Witzend and with it, the Hightopp family, leaving Tarrant Hightopp, the Mad Hatter, all alone. Or was he?
Crossover - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Fictitious Hero Idol! by Paisley the Flowergirl reviews
What would happen if fictional heroes from the world's most beloved stories were thrown together... on a gameshow whose prize was a garunteed happy ending? Phantom of the Opera, Sherlock Holmes, Johnny Tremain, and I am the Great Horse. Reviews welcome!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,429 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Erik - Complete
How It Should Be by CombinationLock reviews
A one-shot that takes place during the time Ron is gone in the Deathly Hallows Part 1 movie. This is what I imagine is going through Harry and Hermione's heads. Well, mostly Harry's. Rated T just in case...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Date by Jack of All Suits reviews
A modern take. Esmeralda and Phoebus have arranged to go on a date, but of course, what fun would that be without everyone's favorite gypsy king tagging along?
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Phoebus, Clopin - Complete
Hellfire by Jack of All Suits reviews
Disney-verse. Following the capture of the Court, Clopin has an angry exchange with Frollo.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Clopin, C. Frollo - Complete
Angel of Uncertaincy by Left 4 Love reviews
A young woman fall's into our beloved Erik's life. He is still heart-broken from Christine. Will this strange girl make Erik see the light. Or will he fall deeper in hell. full summary inside ErikxOC story, and OCxOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
In Search of an Intelligent Woman by justalittle l o o n y reviews
When Scorpius Malfoy's dad pressures him to find a wife, his natural reaction is to go to the library. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Jafar's Disastrous Dates by D.Minx reviews
Join Jafar on his quest to find his 'ideal woman'... will he ever be able to find a woman that could truly understand him?... Probably not with Hades playing Cupid... not directly linked with P.o.P or H.o.T.T... Rated T, Just in case... Enjoy!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Magical Sparks by The Purple Dragon 1012 reviews
After Ethan cheats on her, Marnie runs to one place she knew she would be safe ... Luke's. But mysteriously she has no idea what happened to her powers. Will a certain red-haired goblin be able to help her get them back?
Halloweentown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Marnie P., Luke
Sherlock Holmes and the Barber on Fleet Street by Inked Bandit reviews
Sherlock Holmes has finally met an adversary probably as mad as him. Will he be able to solve this mystery, or will he become another meat pie?
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Sweeney T.
Phantom of the What? by NotAnotherEmoPenName reviews
This is based on a true story, but different show. This is if we did this show. A bunch of unconfident, egotistical, annoying, loud, shy, bipolar, insane theatre kids and one very quirky drama teacher try to put on Phantom. Rated T for highschoolers.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010
The Poetry Channel by iciclegirl235 reviews
Iciclegirl235 decided to write some poems about Amy and Ian. Then Amy and Ian found out! It's an all-out Ian/Amy online war! Poetry/Romance/Humor
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010
Small by Joelle8 reviews
Strange, isn't it, how one so big can really be so small?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Eisenhower H. - Complete
You naughty little boy, shame on you! by Ryrare reviews
It is about how Erik grows up to be the Phantom and his life at Shiz. more inside. First story, be kind. please review i would like to know if anyone is reading or if I am sendin this into the void
Crossover - Wicked & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009
Getting Used To It by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on Hiccup and Astrid's relationship. Fluff lovers rejoice! BREAKING POINT PART THREE IS UP!: "Hiccup...what are you doing in my bed?"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
My imagination works in Olympus by Teida reviews
A girl reveals a secret about the existing of god ... I mean gods. She had to help them to get used to the life nowadays, but it seems that the task won't be easy and it will be very funny. Note that Ares and Hermes are not the only gods in this sotry.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Ares, Hermes
10 ways to tell Geoff I'm pregnant by Mysterious Bluerose reviews
Bridgette finds out she's pregnant and ponders 10 different ways to tell Geoff. Some will fail, some will succeed, and some will go HORRIBLY WRONG. Rated T for obvious reasons and language. 3rd chap: Tell him in a firework display.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bridgette, Geoff
In Between by tmntfan4eva reviews
Trent has been mistreating Gwen lately so she turns to the only person she trusts anymore. But is there anything he can do?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
The Devil's Wife by EminentlyPractical reviews
While on a mission for the Dark Lord, is it possible Bellatrix will find more than she first thought? Bellatrix/Sweeney.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Bellatrix L., Sweeney T.
Return to Wonderland by Miss Whip reviews
Alice has a daughter, from where, she doesn't quite know, but it seems that a return to Wonderland is clearly in the cards. Based on Tim Burton's movie, might become M in later chapters. Alice/Hatter. Cover art credit to kara-lija.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,595 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - [Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.]
Sublime by thecivilunrest reviews
"It's a funny feeling, knowing that you're about to die." Slight Haymitch/Maysilee
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Haymitch A., Other tributes - Complete
Nargles and Mistletoe by RodentFace reviews
So, Harry has a Christmas party, and Ginny sees Neville and Luna standing under the mistletoe. What happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Mount Olympus Movie Night by smaragdbird reviews
Hades is kind of sick of being compared to Satan in movies all the damn time
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
This Should Be Interesting by Cornmaize122 reviews
What happens when you put Egyptian magicians in a Greek demigod summer camp? Throw in a couple angry gods and you have pure chaos and insanity! R&R!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Bubblegum Makes Demeter Run by Araedia reviews
Demeter's making herself at home in the Underworld again... and Hades doesn't like it. He comes to the mortal world to find the perfect instrument of torture... guess what it is?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hades, Demeter - Complete
Why Do We Have Eyes by Argothia reviews
When Hephaestus shirks his responsibilities, Zeus sends Momus God of Criticism and Blame to fetch the gruff god from his forge, unfortunately Momus and Hephaestus are not on the best of terms.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hephaestus - Complete
Changing by Uldaren Bardaniel reviews
Midnight christens the next Catwoman. THIS IS A ONESHOT. NO MORE CHAPTERS PLANNED.
Catwoman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
A Tale of Two Teachers by inkwarrior reviews
Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom both become teachers at Hogwarts and are the best of friends. What happens when their friendship begins to turn into something more? Luna/Neville. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Every Family has A secret by JohnnyDepp.Productions reviews
FULL SUMMARY: Nellie Lovett didn't know she had a twin sister named Bellatrix and Bellatrix didn't know about it either. Until one morning a figure was seen, by Nellie and Nellie only, to fly across the moon. -Open to read Full summary-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L.
NACHOS! by BoxOfScraps reviews
Yes
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Elphaba's Trip to Paris by Erik's Stalker reviews
They're both different, misunderstood. What happens when Elphaba goes to see an Opera at the Paris Opera House?
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Erik, Elphaba T.
A Spot of Rum and Tea by fyd818 reviews
While searching for the Fountain of Youth, Captain Jack finds a fantastical world, an old friend, and some strange creatures… AlicexHatter, sequel to "Pirates and Hatters."
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Alice K. - Complete
Friends, Lovers, or Nothing by The Yellow Rubber Ducky reviews
Future fic. Percy and Annabeth go to college, and haven't talked in six years. What will happen after fate ties their strings back together again? Rachel is not the Oracle. Percy/Annabeth *Previously Sunday Mornings*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Womb to Tomb by NeverDreamsOfMe reviews
"'Forget my face,' he had said, but Johanna never forgot." The unwitting last meeting between a father and daughter and its' impact on Johanna. Oneshot. Rated T for blood and gore just in case.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Johanna B., Sweeney T. - Complete
Malevolent Manipulations by MiyaChama reviews
Hera, bored and vengeful, makes a bet with the Dark Lord Hades. If he can seduce and ruin naive Artemis, then Hera will grant him his desire- 1 night with her. But Hades also wants to make the stubbornly virtuous Persephone his greatest conquest. Game on!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,521 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Hades, Hera
I Have A Tea Party With the God of Funerals by Lilypad18 reviews
Anubis visits Sadie in London.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
Too Much by Allycatt reviews
What would you do if four of you favourite Johnny Depp characters showed up in your house? A series of connected drabbles Read intro for more information. This called was "Out of Room?" but I renamed it, 'cus I thought the new title was a better fit.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010
With His Heart by thegoodgirldoll reviews
He couldn't hold them with his hands..So he held them with his heart.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
A Visit to Number Four by kit-kat-151 reviews
Snape is sent to Privet Drive on an errand for Dumbledore and Petunia is not pleased to see him...Snape/Lilly oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
Wishes by cheerile reviews
Ian wishes Amy would forgive him. Amy wishes Ian would love her. But Hamilton wants Amy to love him. How will this finish? Ian/Amy / Hamilton/Amy Rated T for kissing scenes.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2010
Cleaning This Lasso by broadwaygirl818 reviews
Erik and Christine have built a wonderful life together, but what happens when their beloved daughter has a suitor? This warm, humorous story will explore the depths of a father's love for his daughter.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Erik - Complete
Obscured Premonition by PBandJamieSandwiches reviews
Ian wasn't used to seeing her with another guy-especially another Cahill. Amy hated how much he'd betrayed her-but she was healing with the help of Hamilton. And Hamilton was dying-he knew that she'd never like him.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009
Supermarket by Strata The Oracle reviews
in which the Goddess of revenge goes in search of pop tarts and the destruction of a cell phone lightens her mood.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Nemesis - Complete
50 Things Erik Hates About Phangirls by phanpiggy reviews
Are you up for some gut-wrenching comedy? If so, you HAVE to read this hilarious guide of what not to do in Erik's presence and how to overcome Phangirliness! PLEASE R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Erik - Complete
Grim Tales 3: House Call for Death by DracoWolf316 reviews
When House is put in charge of diagnosing a girlwho doesn't have a heartbeat, he starts to get into a big mess, and wonders if there really is life after death. Note: Funny Epilogue at the end. Check it out!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - G. House - Complete
Grim Tales 2: CSI Las Vegas by DracoWolf316 reviews
When the CSI team find a skeleton in an alley, with no evidence on it, things start to turn creepy at the lab. Vanishing girls, emotionless parents, and a walking skeleton? Things start to go supernatural for everyone.
Crossover - CSI & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Grim Tales 1: Time Paradox by DracoWolf316 reviews
My continuation for the famous online comic series "Grim Tales." This is the first in a line of stories I hope to do on it. Some of them will be crossovers, some will be normal stories. You'll be able to tell the story in the time line by the number.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Amy &Ian & Hamilton by Ekat's branch reviews
Amy and Ian are married, but Hamilton still has secret feelings for Amy. Ian and Hamilton fight, but who is the father of Amy's baby? Ian? Hamilton? Jonah? NO MORE FLAMES! Only pointers!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2010
Just a Joke by Bow to me Fools BOW I SAY reviews
Jack's sister, who just happens to be an all-powerful being, ropes him into playing a massive joke on London by becoming our favorite homicidal barber. Mishaps, mayhem, a little bit of love and tight gold pants are sure to ensue.JackxLovett
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,593 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Eleanor L.
If Only They Knew by Nightmare Before Halloween reviews
Ah, a day in the regular life of a not-so-regular cat named Muffin, owned by Sadie Kane.... One-shot meant for humor. Yeeaaahhh.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Muffin, Bast - Complete
Odin's Battle With Athena by wisegirl2772 reviews
After his search for wisdom with Vaftrudner, Odin thinks he is the wisest person alive. But when a mysterious goddess from the south challenges Odin to another search for wisdom, Odin might be proven wrong.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Norse Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Athena, Odin - Complete
Yours Untruly by iciclegirl235 reviews
Dan doesn't like the fact that Ian's dating his sister, so he tells Ian how he feels- in a letter. And Ian decides to respond back. Of course, Amy manages to find out. One-shot
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
I Choose You by crazyglue123 reviews
What would happen when Amy Cahill never fell for Ian? What if both Ian and Hamilton fell for her instead? Please Review!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Amy C., Hamilton H.
She's Only Human by DriedFrupcakes reviews
Please let me know if this can't be posted twice here; I am unsure . Mandy has a chat with the Devil over the restoration of a certain soul. Satan discovers that Mandy always gets what she wants and questions the sanity of the world. Slight BillyMandy
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Bibimbap for Two by Nyx Nox reviews
But there was that one night in Seoul when he let down his guard and I let down mine, and we shared a bowl of bibimbap. Every time I clinked against his spoon by accident he would accuse me of flirting with him. Finally, he got me to laugh... Rated T
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alistair O., Irina S. - Complete
Closer to the Edge by Brilliantim reviews
One-Shot. Bellatrix tries to cope with the Dark Lord's cold attitude towards her when suddenly he get extremely friendly. What is she to think when she suddenly gets all she's ever wanted! Wonder about all the 30STM? I listened to them while writing :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
L'amour d'un Frère by Vu par un Ange reviews
Erik and Raoul are brothers attempting to coexist in the same household. Key phrase: attempting to coexist. R&R stp!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Understandings by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Poseidon and Athena discuss the relationship of Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Forever, eternally by ArtemisRomanus reviews
Grim comes upon a familiar scene with an unexpected turn of events. Rated for violence.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Pirates and Hatters by fyd818 reviews
While in Otherland, Alice meets a man who reminds her of the Hatter, whom she misses very dearly. They are both on Great Adventures, and their paths cross one dark night when they encourage each other to go for their hearts’ desires… AlicexHatter
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Alice K. - Complete
Déjà vu by Crystal Stones reviews
5-year-olds Percy & Annabeth are playing games in a normal Saturday evening when 2 gods arrive & tell them they're demigods. They freak out. It happens again 20 years after & now they're paranoid. But how do they react when they're already 80? OOC.2SHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Golden Fleece by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Co-written with Medea Smyke. A missing scene from Catching Fire, in which Effie "convinces" Haymitch to wear his golden bracelet. Epilogue from Finnick's POV added.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Thimble by fyd818 reviews
A thimble serves many purposes, as Alice knows and Hatter is about to discover… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Finding Words by Stanleylouis reviews
A different ending, a different effect. Can a heart that does not beat shatter?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Flight of Death by Winters of Despair reviews
Psuedo-immortality was as much as Voldemort was ever going to be able to achieve. And if Hades isn't allowed to directly drag him down to his realm, then his son, Nico, is more than willing to do it for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Voldemort, Nico A. - Complete
A Late Tea Party by fyd818 reviews
After all those times Hatter scolded her for being late for tea, and here he was, later than ever! His tea was getting cold, for goodness sake. He hated cold tea. Whatever could be keeping him? AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Poem Against Great Love Stories by Fishpony reviews
A poem ranting about the flaws of romance stories, including Twilight. Stay away you Twihards.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Edward in Underland by Erik's little bird reviews
Edward Scissorhands falls down a rabbit hole and winds up in Underland with the Mad Hatter! I could not help myself! Disclaimer: Aside from the plotline, if you can think of it, I don't own it. A/N: This is intended to be a sequel to my one-shots.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Camp Olympus by Fishpony reviews
The Titans have finally gotten revenge on the gods. They have been banished to…summer camp? Can they survive? Will the goddesses ever get along? Can they survive 10,000 years of camp food and latrines? All gods are teenagers.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Cross Town Train by George P reviews
The shortest path between two old Cartoon Network "City" promos is a subway ride - and different thoughts on friendship.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Raven, Mandy - Complete
The Stolen Pawn, Alec's Story by WendyD reviews
This is a one shot I wrote about Alec during a Volturi One Shot contest. It was very fun to write. I do not consider myself an "author", more of a Stalker Fan and Beta, but I have to give my thanks to my TwiKids for encouraging me to do it...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Alec - Complete
Edward in Underland by Erik's little bird reviews
I just could not help myself! I thought, "What if Edward Scissorhands was to meet Tarrant Hightopp? Disclaimer: I own the situation, and nothing else. Rating MAY change in the future. Read, and please review. Suggestions are always welcome
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Flushed Out by Jack of All Suits reviews
Disney-based. Sometimes it's difficult to do what's right, and sometimes the right things are the hardest to do. Clopin and Esmeralda find themselves in a situation to ponder this. Set shortly before the capture of the Court of Miracles. oneshot
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Clopin, Esmeralda - Complete
A Mother's Hope by lesblams reviews
But Helen Kingsley never dreamed of this. Alice/Hatter, from Helen's POV.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Match Made In Hell by Isiscat321 reviews
The Disney villains are getting bored with simple card games. What will their evil scheming lead to? Read to find out. A MaleficentXJafar pairing. Disclaimer: I do not own any Disney, no matter how much I wish it. Just using these characters.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Whispers of Love by Madam'zelleGiry reviews
Where did Madame Giry go after she led Raoul to the catacombs? **Greatly Revised**
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/12/2010 - [Madame Giry, Erik] - Complete
Fairytale's End by thunderings reviews
He watches them much like a jilted lover would. Stayne/Alice. Onesided Hatter/Alice.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Alice K. - Complete
Aoidos by Silverr reviews
Dionysus and Apollo disagree about many things - the true nature and ultimate fate of music being one of them. ** Written for oddcellist in the Yuletide 2005 challenge.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - [Dionysus, Apollo] - Complete
Mr Sparrow I Simply Despise You by Amber B. Sparrow reviews
Yer the most feared pirate hunter on the seven seas lass, therefore ye be sentenced after the most feared Pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow. Where will yer adventures lead you?...It's a better story than it sounds, I suck at describing things.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
I Cant beleive i love him by twilight girl456 reviews
the cullens are invited to stay with aro. while staying with him,nessie meets alec,and she begins to develop feelings for him, and he does too! what will happen between them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
-old-Dare the night in the museum 1&2 people! by Q's Little Nerd reviews
I know this has already been done, but s/he has not been updating. Review with your dare! CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Night at the Museum - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
Where a Kid Can Be a Pirate by Willofthewisp reviews
Jack and Gibbs start babysitting for some extra cash and a field trip with eight kids nearly destroys them. Don't know how long I'll get to keep this on here, but I wanted to write it for a long time! One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
Weight of the World by Ig0r reviews
And so, for the rest of the night they stood, in the same spot in the same sea. They never let go of each other, never walked away. And just for that night, the son of the sea and the daughter of wisdom carried the weight of their worlds together. PA
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Free Haircut? by Implied Complications reviews
Three men. One elevator. What happends when the contraption breaks? Edward Scissorhands x Harry Potter x Sweeney Todd crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Lasting Impressions by aquember reviews
Betrayal cuts deeper than any knife, and the scars from the wounds never truly go away. Implied Thuke, rated T just to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Missing Phone by lenkagamine133 reviews
Isabelle looses her cell phone after a fight and has to go and get it even if its the Underworld I suck at summaries lol
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Nico A., Isabelle L. - Complete
What dreams are made of by sarah-reed-richards reviews
contest entry for Deviant art when sherlock and tony stark meet what happens contains a cameo by robert downey jr. yes its supposed to be funny. oneshot
Crossover - Ironman & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, S. Holmes - Complete
OCD by broadwaygirl818 reviews
Christine wasn't trying to be malicious by removing Erik's mask, but she couldn't take it anymore... "Erik, I have a confession to make. I’m… well, I’m OCD."
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Amy's Love by Madd Kougar reviews
Who will Amy choose? Ian or Hamilton. Songfic.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Bellatrix's Moment by Justamomentinthewoods reviews
A little VoldyXBella one shot. Bellatrix finally gets a moment with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: Owner's Guide and Manual by EvilsApprentice reviews
The EAC Presents: Captain Jack Sparrow: The Complete Owner’s Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW unit! /Rated T for references
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Descendants by Your Royal Highness Sir Edgar reviews
What if the Descendants of Percy and Annabeth meet and marry the descendants of Katniss and her chosen one.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010
Trial, error and love by Gabriel is my Trickster reviews
Gwen finds out that Trent cheated on her so she cheats on him with Duncan, she soon finds out that she is pregnant with Duncan's child, duncanxgwen, don't like the couple don't read
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Gwen, Duncan
Snarky Git Convention by Playing Hooky reviews
Gregory House and Severus Snape meet after several years of stalking each other. Who will win? No pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Severus S., G. House - Complete
The Manipulator by SemixQuaver reviews
Onesided Hades/Meg. Hades contemplates his little nut-Meg, and tries to figure out why throwing the right curves at wonder breath makes him so annoyed.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hades, Meg - Complete
How To Irritate Jack To Death by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
20 ways to irritate Jack Sparrow. Have fun!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Victim Of Circumstance by EmeraldClover89 reviews
Valarie Hughes is your average girl who just wanted to have dinner, but when she finds Larry Daley sneaking around the back halls of the Smithsonian, he drags her along for the adventure of a lifetime. CaponeOC See my profile for an update!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - A. Capone
Another Wolf in Town by Manga Girl number 6 reviews
Cameron Wolfia, a top field agent working for Nicky Flippers at the Happily Ever After Agency, is assigned to work with the new recruits: being Wolf, Twitchy, Red, and Granny. What will they think of Cameron’s past and the secrets she keeping from them?
Hoodwinked! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009
Take Back The Past by The Bubblicious Genius reviews
Homeless, she looked for a place to stay warm. To her surprise she finds the Museum still open. Sneaking in, she tends to find, quite a bit of a different world inside. Perhaps truly, History did come to life, here. Read, Review, Enjoy! Complete.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Theodore Roosevelt, Ahkmenrah - Complete
That Will Be One Soul, Please by Ryo Nightray reviews
One dark and dreary night, Tony Stark makes a deal with an malevolent, mysterious stranger. But what price is there to pay? One-shot. Was going to be a long story, but there's a chage of plan.
Crossover - Ironman & Ghost Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Little Dancer by Lila Caffee reviews
Erik leaves the opera house, still depressed about Christine. Can Meg pick up the pieces of his shattered dreams? Can she convince him that there's more to life than Daae? MERIK Lots of fluff and cute stuff!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Is Anyone Up There? It's Me Hades by NarcissaMalfoy1119 reviews
Names Hades, Lord of the Dead, nice to meet ya. Anyways, it's time for me to set the record straight, no more of Zeus's version of things. I'm going to take some myths that portray me as the bad guy and tell you what really happened.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hades - Complete
Hamilton vs Ian by The New Ace of Spies reviews
A parody on an issue that's growing: Haimy or Iamy? Ian or Hamilton? One-shot. Who will win a boxing/karate/jude/wrestling match? Find out!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Temptation by HereKittyKitty09 reviews
An angel of vengence verses the son of the Devil.
Ghost Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2009
Kissing the witch by Nea-9 reviews
Based on Tim Burton's "Sleepy Hollow" movie. Sort of a character study about Lady van Tassel.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
A Dudley Story by Gothicthundra reviews
After the war is over and the magic he's seen has seemingly gone. Dudley finds himself looking for magic as he leaves home, but was accidently moving in next to his cousin Harry, more then he barganed for, or even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Dudley D., Susan B. - Complete
The Last Leaf by OfMaraudersIdjitsClotpoles reviews
He was stupid. He was alone. He was a loser. He was Neville - 3yrs postDH and Neville Longbottom's been left behind. All his friends have top jobs and lovers and Neville's just a lonely herbology teacher. Then there's Eve. Eve McKinnon. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Neville L., OC
The Ribbon by jellophish reviews
An embarrassing story is revealed when Po finds a strange purple ribbon in a memory box from long ago. What does this half to do about our two favorite feline kung-fu fighters? Taigress or Tai Lung/Tigress
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete
Tired by Sunday Wolf Song reviews
Fluffy. With extra fluff. Summer is tired from all the stress of school and everything else and Freddy suggests she take a break. Read and Review!
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Summer H., Freddy J. - Complete
Think of Me by Filodea reviews
Madame Giry reflects on who Meg's father is, and how she met him. One-shot. Edit: Story title changed. Used to be Madame Giry reflects.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - [Madame Giry, Erik] - Complete
Beetlejuice: A Sweeney Todd Story by SweeneyToddRocksMySocks reviews
AU. Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett are killed in a tragic accident and the pie shop is sold to Adolfo Pirelli and his boy Toby. The barber and baker must try to get them to leave the shop, but will they be scary enough to do the job? Sweenett of course!
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Bellatrix's Evil Twin by kahlen369 reviews
Voldemort is devastated after losing his Bella and ends up in muggle London. There he sees a woman that looks identical to his Bella. Who is this mysterious woman? AU. Set after DH. Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Voldemort, Eleanor L.
Dare the night at the museum characters! by KrazyForYourLuv reviews
Title says it all, you can DARE any of the night at the museum characters to do ANYTHING! More deatails inside.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
Chocolate Flavored Rum by Invader Dana reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow wasn’t quite sure why he was standing in front of a rather large factory at three in the morning. He couldn’t even remember how he got there; all he knew was that he was there and no where else at the moment...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Titans Chatroom Special Appearance: Harry Potter by Mystical Beings reviews
I got this idea from Demigod Chatroom. Each one is a PJO crossover with another series. This is my first one, it's PJO and HP. Rated T for no apparent reason. PLZ review. HIATUS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Have You Ever? by MarandaWrites reviews
Songfic: Stephanie reflects on her eighteenth birthday party in her diary and how it's left her in limbo with a forbidden love.
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Stephanie, Robbie R. - Complete
Mini CSIs by SizzlyBug23 reviews
The CSIs as 4 year olds...Enjoy :
Crossover - CSI & CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009
Masquerade by just-call-me-Elphie reviews
Erik is searching for Christine in the masquerade scene, but he finds somebody else. Who is this new stranger in the beautiful mask? POTO--OCD with a touch of POTC. Mainly Phantom though. Not too many pirates. -
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Erik
Athena Kissed Poseidon by rmlcullenjacksonpotter reviews
Based on the song by Katy Perry. I was bored and this idea just popped into my head, so enjoy. Oh and REVIEW people!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Athena, Poseidon
Playtime by Alive At Last reviews
When a severed finger is sent to Mac Taylor, it sets in motion everything he wished for, and everything he wished against. But how did a finger from the same person get all the way down in the hands of Gil Grissom?
Crossover - CSI & CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Gil G., Mac T.
Fox of Vendetta and Bird of Freedom by DianaDiamond reviews
Sweeney Todd would kill no more..Its finished! For all those lovely people who reviewed even before it was there!
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Eleanor L. - Complete
Freaks Come Out At Night by thnksfrthmmrs998 reviews
Rosalie Daley, now Rosalie Capone, thought the museum adventures were over. Wrong answer. Things at the Smithsonian are going haywire and Kahmunrah might be back. How will Capone and his girl turn out? CaponexRosalie Sql to Things Will Go Bump in the Nigt
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - A. Capone, Larry D.
It's Our House Now by KnightMysterio reviews
Maleficent is tired of being trapped in the stories of others. So, after a talk with Auron, she decides to head out on her own, to make her own life away from Disney, several other villains going with her... Contains some KH/FF elements in it
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009
Scooby Doo Meets the Phantom of the Opera by Phantomess of the Opera reviews
The cast of Scooby Doo is tossed into the roles of Phantom, and poor Erik not only has to deal with that, but with a demented author that likes to make cameos.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Erik - Complete
Things Will Go Bump In the Night by thnksfrthmmrs998 reviews
Rosalie Wallish Daley is on a mission to save the exhibits from the Natural Histroy Museum. Little did she know that Al Capone would side track her from completing her task and make sure it wasn't completed.CaponexRosalie COMPLETE sequel coming
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - A. Capone, Nicky D. - Complete
The Music Of Night by AnimeGirl204 reviews
Erik wanders the streets of Paris broken after Christine left him. But a voice full of pain and sorrow grabs his attention. Awed by the women he decided to once again become the angel of music, in a last bid to do something right.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Erik
Vegas meeting House by marg h reviews
What will happen if our House will meet the beautiful Catherine Willows?About both of the shows House MD and CSI!
Crossover - CSI & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Catherine W., G. House
Never Again by the phenomena reviews
Even the strong are sometimes weak. — • • Niall x Donia
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Niall, Donia - Complete
Roxanne's Moment by Ellyphant reviews
What happened between Roxanne and Blackheart whilst they were waiting for Johnny? As he tries to break her she proves that there's one thing that not even Hell can destroy.
Ghost Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
101 Ways Twin Weasleys Annoy Umbridge by ubetchaimhot reviews
All of the ways J.K. Rowling never told you about how Fred and George Weasley annoyed Professor Umbridge. Lots of colors and randomness. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Frozen by the phenomena reviews
Donia was frozen, inside and out. — • • Niall x Donia
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Niall, Donia - Complete
The Note by ubetchaimhot reviews
This is about how Draco's and Hermione's relationship started and how their relationship grew. Just a one-shot. Please read and review. I went back and edited it so there is a new version up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
IT'S A PARTY xD by TheArtful reviews
Cinderella and Prince Charming are having a party, with Jack Sparrow and Fred and George Weasley craziness will ensure! contains many other books/movies as well
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Fred W., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Sour Sixteen by R. L. Ravenclaw reviews
On the night of her sixteenth birthday, Joan who is an emo girl from the 21st century is sent back to the 18th century because of a deal her real father made long ago. Now she has to adjust to her new life and face the past head on.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,936 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sweeney T.
83 Great Reasons Not To Share A Body With Kronos by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"At least Hermes never wanted to get a giant pocketwatch tattooed on his-- excuse me, YOUR-- back."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Luke C., Kronos - Complete
Strange Meetings: Willy and Jack by Scaramouche Khashoggi reviews
Willy decides to introduce Charlie to the captain who usually controls the boats of the chocolate river.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Servants of Hell by Shadow Priesstes reviews
What is the Ghost Rider wasn't the only one who serves the Lord of Hell as a servant? With the fights between Blackheart and the Ghost Rider the time comes that the second serwant takes up its given role in this play...
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009
Of Whiskey and Bourbon by BlkRse reviews
They weren't even close to being drunk enough to blame this on the alcohol. Mac/Catherine drabble
Crossover - CSI & CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Catherine W., Mac T. - Complete
The Greatest Treasure by eKtHeSpAz123 reviews
Mary Bennett is plain compared to her sisters. She is never payed much attention. Then, one night, she make a decision that will alter the cousre of her life. R&R! I promise the story is better than the summary!
Crossover - Treasure Island & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by xXsweetmusicXx reviews
-Minutemen- A pen pal program with a rival school does NOT a happy Zeke Thompson make - or does it? Mushy couples, secret meetings, and the letter that started everything. Zeke/OC, set after the movie's end.
Minutemen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Zeke T.
Strange Meetings: Edward and Sweeney by Scaramouche Khashoggi reviews
Edward is alone one night working on his ice sculpture, or is he? A ghost from the distant past comes and tries to strike up conversation.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
I ll Hold Your Hand by Alex3479 reviews
A Terrible accident has happened, leaving Stephanie feeling alone and with a very strong Feeling of guilt.But now she is determined to stay at his side and do whatever it takes to bring him back,same story dif.title. R/S.Be nice 1st fancfic.thanks for rev
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,638 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Robbie R., Stephanie - Complete
Catch Me In The Moonlight by Hallow Eve reviews
She tells her granddaughter the tale of a man who had scissors for hands. But she doesn't tell her the whole story. Kim/Edward.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Body and Soul by green frogs reviews
Hades and Persephone story. "She was my opposite, in every possible way. I told myself so on that moonlit summer's night as I watched her from the shadows. But I was hers already, body and soul."
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hades, Persephone
A Little Q and A by Gothicthundra reviews
Hermione and Ron play twenty questions, see where it gets them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Taigress in Fifty Sentences by corset-rebellion-follower reviews
What do you get when you add one snow leopard plus one tiger plus a random word generator plus 50 sentences? The answer is this sentence fic. Tai Lung/Tigress.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete
Why Do the Heroes Get Both? by November Lynneus Oradot reviews
Hades complains to Persephone about the heroes getting 'both.' TRCC-verse Hercules oneshot.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Fate Divided by Love by FamousImmortal reviews
Blackheart has a lover, he has told her all of his secrets, but what happens when she has her own secrets to hide? sorry...real suckie at summeries...but give a chance please?
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008
A Walk In the Forest by 1000GreenSun reviews
Chris-Centric: A walk in the forest leads to whole new possibilities for Chris and Lena. Chappie 2- The gang gets drunk and someone must be voted off. Join Chris and Lena for loads of laughs and loads of love. Chris/OC, hints of other pairings
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Chris M. - Complete
You're Just As Sane As I Am by TinaBean reviews
Luna always loved watching other people. Since she was a young girl, she has picked up on everybody's quirks and mannerisms, mentally recording them into her head. But since she came to Hogwarts, she has had a special target to watch; Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Beautiful Bellatrix by RiverJordyn reviews
Uncovering the mystery that is Bellatrix Black. Rated T for implied sexual activity and sadism.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Women of the Opera: Carlotta by storytellers reviews
“You are beautiful.” “Then what do you think is wrong with me?” He smirked. “The same that’s wrong with me, I suppose. You’re a little scary.” This is my favorite story for this challenge! Come on, guys, it's worth reading, if only for the pairing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,583 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Erik, Carlotta - Complete
Jack's First Pirating Adventure by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
Teague ends up taking five year old Jack on a short trip while Danielle is at the doctor's office, that ends up on land...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
Nothing Like You and I by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
The night before Kim leaves for college, she ventures back to the old mansion on the hill one last time.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Lady and No Gentlemen by Tielief reviews
Young Meggie is sent to prison for stealing bread. There she meets Sparrow, who gives her advice and is trying to escape jail. They make a promise that will last a lifetime...if it can be fulfilled. T for language & safety. Prequel to a unpublished story.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Torn by bean21 reviews
What am I supposed to do? I just feel so...torn.
Minutemen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Different by bean21 reviews
Good thing it was Friday, he needed to get away from the tangled up mess that was currently his life.
Minutemen - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
More Than Enough by bean21 reviews
"It's so weird to think that I could have changed things so much," he said.
Minutemen - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Closet by Gothicthundra reviews
Part of a series. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and a Hufflepuff get locked in a magic proof closet and must figure a way out... if they survive each others company.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
This Murderer by GhostOfMusic reviews
The Phantom destroys the only thing he has left. Oneshot, dark.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Who's Your Prince? by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. When young Lily accidently casts a Sleeping Beauty spell on her sister, can the Half Blood Prince's kiss wake her up, and is Severus even willing to give it? slight SnapexPetunia with overtones of onesided SnapexLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
So Paint It Black and Take It Back by xoxocntin reviews
WARNING: I SUCK AT SUMMARIES...Okay, Blackheart escapes hell yet again, Mephistopheles is plotting to bring him back, and is using THE one person he trusts to do it, But what happens when said trusted person doesn't want to send him back?
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
Mon Ami by Iaveina reviews
The woven band Esmeralda gave to Quasimodo used to belong to somebody else. Oneshot. Disney
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Clopin, Esmeralda - Complete
Eclipse by Sybl Angelkat reviews
Hessian/OC Dawn always had a thing for mystery and shadows. She never expected to go back in time, nor did she expect Sleepy Hollow. She also did not expect to meet the Hessian himself.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,204 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
War Heroes by Kylara Kitsune reviews
People do strange things for love and in times of war. Draco Malfoy risks his life to spy for Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cutler Beckett Sings: The Twelve Days of Christmas by Harmonic Friction reviews
He heads over to the box and hastily tears it open, revealing Norrington, Will, and Jack, who are still dueling and don’t seem to notice. Ah, how lovely. You really shouldn’t have, Miss Swann. NOT canon, NOT sensical, NOT RIGHT!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Clopin's Angel of Night by Clopin K. Trouillefou reviews
Clopin finds himself rescued by a female that isn't human. Before long they fall for each other, but what happens when she dscovers the truth about him? HoNDGargoyles crossover, takes place after the Disney movie. ClopinDemona pairin
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007
Second Chance by SerenBunny reviews
A girl gets a second chance, the same time Hades does. But will they work well together, or spell doom for the rest of the world and eventually themselves? HadesOC One Shot!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
One Night by Gothicthundra reviews
DH spoilers...yet not really. The night back from school, after Lilly and Snape's fight, Severus Snape goes to Lilly's house to talk, but meets up with an annoyed Petunia as he waits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
Deleted Scenes: The Phantom of the Opera by StephenKingJunkie reviews
This were scenes that were created for the movie but left out. Please review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Aeon by MadMar reviews
He has given me the most precious gift of all—his heart. And I will cherish it for an aeon. ErikMeg
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Snark Convention by CharmedMummy reviews
A detective's convention is held in Chicago bringing together some of the snarkiest minds in the country. Crossover with CSI and CSI:Miami
Crossover - CSI & CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Jim B., Don F. - Complete
Erik, The Babysitter by Sugar Peaches reviews
Erik agrees to babysit Christine and Raoul's two children, Lauren and Lotte for the weekend. Erik thinks it will be a piece of cake, but when a few things go wrong, how will Erik handle it?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Highwayman by Padme Nijiri reviews
AU Erik, a highwayman, takes up resident at a tavern and falls in love with the owner's daughter, Christine. Meanwhile, the King's men search for him, until one night a disguised red coat discovers the elusive highwayman. Inspired by Loreena McKinnet's Hi
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Where do babies come from, Mr Wonka? by Wonka Extrordinare reviews
What does Mr Wonka say when Charlie asks the above question. Just a one shot. :]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
No End to Longing by stefanie bean reviews
A woman consumed with desire tells a lie to protect a man she can never have. (2004 movie)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2005 - [Madame Giry, Erik] Christine, Meg Giry - Complete
The Pansy of a Vicomte by Rashomon Aetelier reviews
Raoul bashing galore. A rewritten version of the Grinch Song made to fit the one aristocrat I wouldn't mind laughing at.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Raoul - Complete
The PirateMan by LaVieSansAmour reviews
A poem-sorta-thingy. Pretty sad, and character death. A story about Jack and Anamaria before the movie, when Ana and Jack fall in love and Barbossa finds out. -Originally from a poem called The Highwayman.-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2004
The Grinch Goes to Bethlehem by Princess-Perfect reviews
Dr. Seuss style poem from a contest at school. The Grinch, now merry, goes to Bethlehem to see where Christmas came from, and is surprised when he finds out it's not what he expected.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Complete
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My Prince Charming reviews
What happens when Chloe figures out who her Prince Charming is. Will he except that she is his Cinderella. And do fairytale endings come in horror stories. First of the Prince series. My first fanfic. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,572 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Hades Crutch reviews
A simple mistake. I was thrown across space and time. I have almost been sacrificed and now I am held as a captive in the Underworld. If there's one thing that's going to happen it's this; Hades will finally have a crutch. Even if I have to die to do it.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hades
Destinies Child reviews
What am I to you?" I almost yelled at her. "I don't know" she whispered, turning away. "Yes you do, stop saying that" I yelled. She turned on me. "You want to know what you are to me? Fine. You. Are. Mine"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Nico A.
This is what dreams are made of reviews
When there is a concert on Olympus, Athena is set to get the guy that she loves. And with my manipulating and a little singing, she sill get him, even if I DO have to shove my mike down someone's throat.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
The Ghost Sitter reviews
A deal with the devil; Anything I want in exchange for watching and teaching his son a few manners. When he said that his kid was hell, he meant it.
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Black and White reviews
Overnight. A new queen. A new kingdom. An old friend returning. Wonderland is finding out secrets that have been left alone and is changing before their very eyes. The question is; for better of for worse?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The hairdresser of the gods reviews
When a threat is found, the gods send Hermes. When a deal is made, he finds something that takes him straight to the realization that the one person he wants, is the one person he can't have. And when a accident happens, one heart will stop forever.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Hermes