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Joined 09-25-09, id: 2095562, Profile Updated: 08-20-11
Author has written 9 stories for Danny Phantom, and That '70s Show.

Some people tell me that I’m a great author. They say, “Wow, Marie! You’ve got talent!” And when they say that, I’m not sure what to say. Let me explain: it’s not because I don’t think I have talent, or I don’t know how to respond. Not at all. What it is… well, it’s not my talent. Let me stress that I’m not crazy here, okay? I guess I should just explain better: you see, it’s not completely my talent. Okay, now you think I’m crazy, don’t you? Yeah, I can tell just by the look on your face. I’m not crazy! Ugh, great, now that it’s finally out there, the way you made it sound, I’m a nutcase. Great.

Okay, so let’s get this straight: Not crazy. Just…. Different. My talent isn’t my talent, but it’s not because I don’t think anything of myself, not because I have information wired to me from Russia to be translated in India and fed to me through an earpiece and not because I pay someone to write for me. In fact… it’s…. well… Gosh, I feel foolish just saying it, but I might as well:

It’s because I have a writer inside me. A living, breathing soul; like, another person. Don’t give me that look, her name is Sarcasmastic. “Who?” Your hungry eyes ask me. Sarcasmastic—well, that’s her pen name, I don’t know her real name, because she doesn’t want me to know it—is the most committed writer I’ve met.

I just tell myself that she’s just a result of my MPD. She claims that she’s been there all along. Where? In my brain, of course! Anyways, she’s the writer inside my head. She’s a good one—she has the talent. With me as her messenger, she can be so famous! But that’s the problem; it’s going to be me that is famous. Man, you should see her when people compliment me; whew! Boy, does she get mad!

That’s why you’re reading this right now. She wanted everyone to know that she’s worked hard to get where she is; that she has the talent, the dedication and the pure strength of will to be a great writer… even if she IS stuck in my head. She says that she’s gonna make it, even if she has to do it from inside my head. Just remember that I’m not crazy.

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Another Boring Night by Little Girl Geek reviews
Sokka finds that routine and pointless squabbles have overtaken the lives of the gaang. But what happens when a fight comes to Sokka- and one person doesn't leave? Oneshot. Zukka fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
There's Nothing In It by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny and Craig stayed behind after everybody else left South Park. Though they won't admit it, they've got each other. Smutty Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Rage by Parodius reviews
Danny and Dash take the same English exam, except one of them fails. Later, he finds Dash in the locker room and thinks he should investigate to see how the jock's holding up. DannyXDash
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Forget It by It's Unavoidable reviews
Sometime, a while ago, Kenny started relying on the fact that no one ever remembers. K2 Kenny/Kyle Warnings for: Lots of blood, mildly graphic imagery, and gay. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Heaven by spider fingers reviews
Clyde knows how to show Craig what heaven feels like. Craig/Clyde.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Resolving Issues by Farelle reviews
It's never easy to repress your hidden emotions. Especially when they've been brought back to life again by your biggest rival. Mr Krabs/Plankton. Plankton- Krabs Slash. Don't like, don't read.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Plankton, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Teach Me by amberpire reviews
"My mouth tastes like your penis." ;Steven/Eric;
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Steven H., Eric F. - Complete
Betty Crocker Seduction by ShadesofEverything reviews
Danny pratices some culinary skills while Vlad watches. OneShot. Vlad/Danny
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Silver Bells by Rin0rourke reviews
Danny Fenton, Casper High's very own scrooge, is placed in charge of the secret Santa gifts until Friday. What fun. Bad news to Dash Baxter, who's eager to see what he got, and from whom. twoshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Dash B., Danny F.
Lay All Your Love on Me by Neross-qod reviews
Jealousy affects the best of us. Even those of us who are half ghost. A Dash/Danny one-shot not Cannon slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Marmellows and Mustard by Rin0rourke reviews
Bitter Sweet and kind of spicy. It was the only thing he could really think of to describe this, it was all he could think of whenever he found something new. -Slash-
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Brad, Jake
Ensnared by Violet Garnets reviews
Are you living a lie if you never know the truth? For the summer ficathon at the TeenTitan Slash comm at LJ. Slash. Implied Noncon. Red X, Robin, Slade.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Slade, Robin - Complete
Scar by Blue-Demon-383 reviews
just a small one shot... Robin is captured and Slade uses it to his advantage....not that way u perves!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Killer by Bert the Nomad reviews
I am the destroyer of innocence. I am the shatterer of illusion. I am the seeker of lies and the holder of truths. I give you pain but take from you ignorance. I give you reality but take from you purpose. I am salvation, Robin, and I shall break you.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Robin, Slade
A River with Currents by coldangel omega reviews
When a horrific tragedy strikes the crew of Planet Express, Fry is forced to undertake a desperate gambit that flings him through the furthest reaches of history in a fight against time to save the woman he loves. A loose sequel to 'The Hero of Botany'.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Jinxes by galacticChicken reviews
ohmygod the f word! O.o gasp! SLASH yaoi Slade luvs Robin and Robin luvs Slade
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Slade, Robin
My Sweet Prince by Valiancy reviews
On the last night, Robin gave it up to Slade... on a rooftop in the rain. [ SladexRobin ]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Bound by Valiancy reviews
Robin wakes up to find himself bound to a wall with an unpleasant surprise.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Robin, Slade - Complete
It's What Happens by Gecko'd reviews
It's night, and an older Timmy has learned to care about someone now. :Slash, TimmyChester:
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Timmy, Chester - Complete
The Bird and his keeper by Crash AKA Valerie reviews
Slade has Robin again. the team is down for the count. Will he survive this encounter? be nice... new at this...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Robin, Slade
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Under Where? reviews
Hyde is a peeping Tom, but damn him for being clever as the devil! Sexual implications :
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Steven H., Eric F. - Complete
Hyde's Suicide reviews
"one of the best one-shots let alone stories on the T7S Fanfic site... the detail you provide is absolutely stunning" -heartlessromantic667 "Tragic, but written beautifully... Excellent story." -Jackie Loves Fez "This was just breathtaking" -Alex11215
That '70s Show - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Steven H.
Plot Bunny: Sam is Pregnant reviews
Just read it, it's like 250 words: A phone conversation between Sam and Danny about 3 weeks after Sam visits amity park for something...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
I'm not one for heartfelt talks, but reviews
Flash fic-implied Danny/Dash. dash is a bit otc- Reveal fiction wasn't sure about the genre. It's a good fic, just try it. NOT EVEN 500 WORDS LONG !
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2011
Telemarketing reviews
Language. No slash ; Rrrrring. Rrrrrrring, "Hello?" "Hello there. My name is Dashell Baxter, and I'm calling to—" Click. "Wow. It's been a long time. It's Danny."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Step on my ego, just don't walk in place reviews
Romance/DRAMA/Angst. NO DFxSM. Sam/Danny get into a bad argument. Danny doesn't want anything to do with her anymore. When Danny goes to Dash for comfort as Phantom, and they become something more, how does it go down? DannyXDash. Finished.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,632 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Danny's Hurt Locker reviews
"This is amazing! I love the imagery used here!" "This is so good... I absolutely LOVE this FanFic... all FanFics should look to you... for writing a successful FanFic. Definitely adding this to my favorites." -Cuddly Hawk "That was good, like extremely."
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Intimidation is the sincerest form of flattery reviews
Slash! DFxDB, T for violence: "'B-bec-because… because, Dash,' he said with a shuddering exhale, '…if you k-kill me today, who… who will you beat up tomorrow'" Rate and review :
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here, or Sarcasmastic reviews
"you did not let their character personality stray, awesome work... it's a great fic," "I really liked it O: It was very well written," -baileeYDG "This was really great... I like it a lot." -My Hero Raven "This is just too cute!" -XXXMystery
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete