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Author has written 32 stories for Criminal Minds.

Hey im apracot... its not really my name, I'm actually Aoife!! =D

Age: 15

Hair: dark brown

Eyes: Hazel (well one's hazel and the other is brown?!)

Height: 5"6 (and a bit)

I'm a Paget Brewster fan and LOVE her as Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds !

Weird is the word i'd use to describe me. lets see... i could tell you loads of random (yet interesting) facts about me like that i can't even touch butter without feeling sick but instead i've done this:

Intrests:Music, reading, freaking people out...lol (e.g: i walked around a shop talking to mself... it was HILARIOUS the amount of weird looks i got)

Favourite Movies: The Notebook, Up (seriously sad movie !!), The Fox and The Hound ( i cried so much at that movie my mum had to hide it on me) The Lion King (cried at that to rolls eyes), Broomsticks and Bedknobs (really most disney films). Ohh I love Breakfast at Tiffanys as well =)

Favourite T.V Show: Criminal Minds, CSI, CSI:NY, Cougar Town, and Friends. (Though so far I'm only writing stories for criminal minds)

Books: LOVE all Harry Potter book's (i'm not at all geeky...lol), I like the Da Vinci Code Angel's and Demons and The Lost Symbol (all by Dan Brown) and i like Audrey Niffenegger's books (especialy the time traveler's wife)... I like books with a good plot and a twist at the end...lol

Music: Well my favourite singer's/band's are Paramore, The Script, Snow Patrol, Kings of Leon, Bowling for Soup, One Republic, Queen, Nina Simone, The Fray, The Killers, Whitney Houston, Kaiser Chiefs, Foo Fighter's, Imelda May... theres probably way more, I'm just having a mental block right now so I can't think of the rest...lol

My Super Power: Keeping a strait face when everyone else is laughing, and when im not doing that im also an evil genius !!...( and this is my evil laugh, Mwahahaha)

What Else You May Want To Know: Well I have a very colourful, hyper, random, sometimes scary (in a good way) personality and its virtualy imposible to make me sad. Im a HUGE Criminal Minds fan and can quote most episode's line for line (and I do that to scare my brother who now thinks im psychic...lol). I have less common sence than a pin cushion (and it lets people stick pins in it) and i have proved that because I once hit my nose with my knee and my nose was bleeding for AGE'S!!. Im from an Irish speaking part of Ireland (mind you im not the most fluent speaker). I've watched Criminal Minds since season 1 (even though i was only 10 when it started !!) and because of the show i now have an intrest in serial killers and because of this my friends are starting to worry about me...lol.

~Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.~

~Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.~

Favourite Pairings:

Hotch/Emily

JJ/Reid

JJ/Will

JJ/Rossi (I used to hate this one but not so much anymore)

Garcia/Kevin

Reid/Austin (Austin should so come back for an episode or two)

my fics will probably be slow to update because of school and stuff...=(... but i will try.

19 reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

Five thruths of life:

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tounge!!
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it!

3. You are smiling now because your an idiot!

4. The first truth is a lie!
5. There is still a stupid smile on your face!

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List Twelve fictional characters from the same book/movie/TV Show

1) JJ

2) Emily

3) Morgan

4) Reid

5) Garcia

6) Hotch

7) Will

8) Kevin

9) Rossi

10) Haley

11) Gideon

12) Elle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

I haven't... but there probably is some friendship piece about them... or maybe a fic about how Morgan dealt with Gideon leaving?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yea!! Reid = Love!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uhh... if Elle got Kevin pregnant?! Something tells me that won't happen (and I don't just mean because it's physically impossible... unless they're sea horses)

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yea, I've read a few fics about Rossi.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Emily and Hotch... BEST COUPLE EVER!!!! *regaines composure* Uh, yea, I think I've made my views on H/E clear, LOL.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Garcia/Riossi or Garcia/Haley... Hmm, both of them are icky but because Haley's dead I'm going to go with Garcia/Rossi because it's less morally wrong!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

Ok Emily and Elle in an awkward situation?! And Will walking in?! I don't even want to know how that chain of events would occur!! Though if it did happen Will would probably freak out, LOL.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Ok not that I'm a fan of Morgan/Haley but; After Hotch signs his divorce papers the real reason Haley left him becomes clear when Morgan goes to check up on her.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

I seriously doubt it!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hm... "Night Out". Ok crap title but I've got a pretty good sumary: Elle's back in DC and randomly meets Will in a bar. They get talking and Elle opens up about leaving the BAU and Will tells her about the fear he has that some day JJ won't come home in one piece.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Oh!! Ok Reid and JJ get kidnapped by a psycotic Unsub. While locked in a cell (well locked in something?!) they begin to reminice about what really happened at the Red Skins game and they realise that it was a mistake to not see here the relationship could go.

12. If One and Five got together, Would One's ex get together with Seven?

Not that it's likely to happen, but if JJ and Garcia ever got together I'm 100% certian that Will wouldn't get together with himself!!

13. Create a title for a Four/Nine humor fic:

"Road Trip!" LOL! Reid + Rossi + A loooong trip = Murder!!

14. Would Five and Eight make a good couple?

Yes! They're an adorable couple!!

XD

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Life Ever Changing by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
*glances at title* Wow I suck at titles. This is my take on what Emily and Aaron would be like if they grew up together. HP JRo maybe others at a later date
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 120 - Words: 151,750 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Cookies and Lollipops by youdude reviews
An unsub hits JJ and Emily with something...now they're small children. How will the team deal with two little kids running around the BAU? Won a CM Profiler's Choice Fanfic Award for Best Humour and Best Emily/JJ.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,259 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss
Eavesdropping by kobitah reviews
Just a two/three shot about Hotch overhearing Emily's phone conversation.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
It's just the little things by codename.penguin reviews
Hotch is intially resistant to the idea of being friends outside the office. H/P friendship and romance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 66,813 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Alphabet Soup by ilajkajas2215 reviews
Basically, a collection of one-shots from throughout an established H/P relationship. One for every letter of the alphabet--hence the title .
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,978 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Impressions by dedic8ted reviews
The first day you step into the BAU you feel like a total intruder. Emily reflects. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/22/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Hidden side of Emily Prentiss by LoveMeThatsAllIAskOfYou reviews
Emily is acting strange, can't JJ help the clueless Aaron Hotchner and the BAU boys figure out what's wrong? bad at summaries, just try it : *
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Speed Dating by Mydnyte Houre reviews
Hotch and Emily go speed dating and pretend they've never met, then discuss their misadventures over coffee. Established HP, same universe as 'Love Actually'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Damn You Derek Morgan by Eurral Eseret reviews
After Reid gives the diagnosis of what seems to be a bump on Emily's wrist, Morgan offers to carry out one of the home remedies. Hilarity ensues.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
Girls night out by canny-bairn reviews
Prentiss and Garcia occupy themselves when the car breaksdown on the way to pick up JJ for their first night out since she left the BAU. Written for Chit Chat Corner's Round three writing challenge!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - P. Garcia, E. Prentiss - Complete
Never Let Me Go by Deadalive15 reviews
I believe that one of the most intimate scenes a couple can have onscreen is a slow dance. Hotch/Emily
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Profilers at Play by LostinOblivion reviews
Three days of paperwork leads to antics from two very bored, restless profilers. And, a highly amused tech analyst.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Destiny by TheyCallMeWriter reviews
Who knew that a bad and cruel case would make two persons to confess their love to each other? Well, that's destiny. Always unexpected.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Arguments by phoebe9509 reviews
"Get out of my face," Emily murmured through clenched teeth.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
When you assume by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Hotch overhears an exchange and leaps to a conclusion. Rated t for suggestivenes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Love Triumphs by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Strauss gives Emily an ultimatum... what does Emily choose? Written for Fanfic Challenge- Round TWO! Pairing:Strauss/Prentiss Prompt: Hanky Pnaky-Madonna
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - E. Prentiss, Erin S. - Complete
Let Her Cry by Jay-Leigh17 reviews
"Hotch is all hands and no tact." She giggles, as she falls onto the couch with him. He lifts her shirt over her head, fully prepared to give her what she wants, even though he knows he won't be first tonight.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan - Complete
The Colors of Life: Purple by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
The first story in my "Colors of Life" series. Major fluff and nothing but pure heartwarming sweetness. How does the Hotchner family celebrate Emily's birthday? With cupcakes. Hope you love it!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Unprofessional Behavior by hxchick reviews
Emily and Hotch have a disagreement over the definition of unprofessional behavior.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Be Mine by Anniely reviews
It's strange what a name can change. Oneshot about how it's mostly the small things that matter - like names or gestures. EmilyHotch
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Unexplainable Hatred by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
Twoshot. Have you ever wondered why Hotch hates Anderson? The situation with Elle was one thing, but is there another reason? Read and review - it's much appreciated!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
No More Secrets by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
Emily is keeping a secret. Hotch wants to know what it is. What will the secret be? looks at summary Wow... I'm not very good at summaries, please just read! HP
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Coffee Spills and Sexual Harassment by fanatic218 reviews
A misinturpreted interaction in the break room results in Hotch and Emiy forced to attend a sexual harassment seminar. H/P and M/G! One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Career Day by fanatic218 reviews
It's career day at Jack's school, and Hotch has to explain his job to a group of five year olds. What can go wrong? Please read a review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Goodbye by jmack81 reviews
Emily remembers what she had. Short but sweet.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
SnapShots by LacytheRomanWerewolf reviews
Goes right along with my Aaron and Emily series. Based on a brilliant idea from Katie. These are my in between stories but they are going to turn into something much more. HP JRo MG ReA
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,282 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Adventures With Aunt Pennie by LavenderLimmerick reviews
Jack needs the help of his Aunt Penelope to help get his father to realize who he really loves. H/P with Penelope and Jack! :
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Exit wounds:Missing scene by codename.penguin reviews
His heart sank when he opened the door to see Reid standing there. 'So you don't want to sleep with me, huh' the slim man hissed at him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Return Of Brad by fanatic218 reviews
The team goes out to a bar after a case, and who do they find there? Hotch's funny side comes out a few times too!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Men don't play silly pranks by SussiRay reviews
Third in my "Men don't" series. Emily and Hotch want to mess a bit with Rossi to get back at him for almost screwing up their chance at a relationship. H/P but Rossi is also a central character... Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Carnival Adventure by Ninja Bagel reviews
Sweet little oneshot about Hotch, Emily and Jack when they go to a carnival. Pure Fluff :D
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Men don't hide by SussiRay reviews
This follows Men don't pine. It's the day after Hotch and Emily's first night together... They want to keep their relationship to themselves... Will they be successful? H/P... Please review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Of Cheesy Lines and Comeback Queens by AnnaFrog reviews
One-shot. JJ, Emily, and Garcia prepare for a Girls' Night Out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/13/2010 - P. Garcia, E. Prentiss - Complete
Ask by Sid B reviews
On a boring day at work, Jack Hotchner suddenly makes things more interesting. Chapter 6 is up! . . . WHOO HOO! *does happy dance*
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Things Change by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. Written for my CM contest...What happens when two agents go rogue,a famous person is kidnapped, and Strauss goes missing? Especially when on top of that two agents' lives are in danger. Pleaz R&R! May make more sense if you read my profile page
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Deliveries At Work Can Be Awkward by EmaMissouri reviews
Emily get's a delivery at work, but she won't let the others in on what it is....team one-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
April Fools? by purplerayz reviews
Reid has a date, but no one believes him.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
April Fools Day in the BAU by lovedrreid reviews
A practical April fools day in the BAU family. Nothing unusual except for funny pranks. Plz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/1/2010
Out and Into the Light by JazziePerson reviews
TV Show Episode Title Challenge - Prompt Set #3 - Title Challenge: Tell Your God to be Ready for Blood -- There will, one day, come a day when they won't come back whole.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hypothermia, Profilers, and Hangman Equal Disaster by grumkinsnark reviews
Wherein Morgan and Prentiss are stuck in an ice cave on one side of the mountain while the rest of the team is stuck on the other. And isn’t that just *awesome*.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
American Vampires in London by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. Reid and Garcia take an....interesting vacation. Garcia/Reid pairing. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
What happens in Vegas by codename.penguin reviews
This is what happens when you have a teenage mathematical genius growing up in Las Vegas with limited parental supervision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,902 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
It all started with chopsticks by falyakfire reviews
He was happy and wanted to make a change, and she decided she wanted to make sure he stayed that way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
The Wedding by GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy reviews
It's Emily's big day! But who is she getting married to? And will it be a dream come true? Sorry, I'm not very good at summaries, but my stories are better!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Poker Night by phoebe9509 reviews
Poker night at Emily's house with the team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Wildcat by JetNoir reviews
A poem about Holly...
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
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Make Me Strong Again reviews
A sequel to "Be There For Me", you may need to read that story to understand this one. Hotch helps Emily re-build her life as their relationship slowly moves from friendship to something more.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Footsteps in Time reviews
Emily Prentiss and Aaron Hotchner meet when they cross paths randomly one night, their lives continue to meet from then on until they can't ignore destiny any longer...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 76,395 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Barbecue reviews
There's a team barbecue at Hotch and Emily's house. Just some fun team fluff.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Be There For Me reviews
Sequal to my story "Foundations" but you don't have to read that to understand this. Emily's relationship with Allen goes from bad to worse and Hotch is the one she leans on. WARNING: scenes/mentions of abuse. Rated T for violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Fun And Games reviews
"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye of gets pregnant." - Jim Cole. Well no one loses an eye, so I guess that means someones pregnant. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Foundations reviews
Based on the song "Foundations" by Kate Nash. Emily is in a bad relationship, and the team, Hotch in particular, try and help her in whatever way they can.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Falling to Pieces reviews
Emily and Hotch share a kiss in a club, but what does it mean? How will they react? Do they actually love each other? And if so, can they make things work, or does Hotch's actions after the kiss tear them appart? Will be three chapters long.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Birthday Fun reviews
Hotch forgets Emily's birthday... and Emily uses this to her advantage to get what she wants.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Rain reviews
Emily loves the rain soaking her to the bone, and one morning Hotch finds her standing outside during a storm. Just some fluff, rated T for one bad word.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/11/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Two weeks notice reviews
JJ resigns... can Reid make her change her mind? and how does he do it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Frogs and Princes reviews
It's true what they say... sometime's you need to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince Charming.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
CBS done WHAT! reviews
What the team think of two of the characters on their favourite TV show being cut... sound familiar? This is dedicated to AJ and Paget! T for language
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Looking for love reviews
Hotch needs a little push in the right direction to see whats been staring him in the face for a very long time. H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/26/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Flirty Phone Call reviews
Ok so after the talk between Emily and JJ at the start of "Exit Wounds" I couldn't get this story to go away, so I decided to write it! Short one shot about what would happen if Emily did call Mick.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Fish Lamps reviews
Ok so this is a really random story that I thought of. Basically Hotch and Emily have an argument over a lamp Emily wants to buy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/14/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Memory Box reviews
Emily and Hotch's kids find a box full of memories from their years together. WARNING: Character death!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Rolling on a River reviews
Well I was watching "Ms Congeniality 2" and this hilarious image came into my head and I had to share it... hope you like
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Picking Dinner reviews
The team's hungry but all hell breaks loose when they try to deside where to get dinner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
Men! reviews
Emily, JJ and Garcia are all pretty pissed at the men on their lives... one shot about their venting Rated T for language, just to be safe
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Disaster Button reviews
There's a bomber on the loose and the BAU have to stop him... but will they get there in time? and what will the out come be? My entry for The Vampire Act's contest, "How will season 5 end?"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hangover reviews
Emily comes into work with a hangover worse than the one in Vegas and she can't remember ANYTHING! queue the team to help her remember... well tease her THEN help her remember!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Bathroom Breaks reviews
Emily wakes up in the middle of he night and needs to use the bathroom, though it's easier said than done! H/P rated T for language epilogue now added due to popular demand
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Wounded reviews
Well I can't really give a summary or it'll give the story away, but it's worth reading
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - E. Prentiss - Complete
April Fool's and Strauss! reviews
Emily, Morgan and Reid are pranking people on April Fool's day... what happend when one of their pranks goes wrong?... I just love stories wher Strauss gets hurt, and yup this is one of them stories!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Sorry! reviews
So this is a bunch of one shots about Emily losing her temper at the team while she's pregnant... H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Wedding Dress Woes reviews
JJ, Emily and Garcia are out shopping for JJ's wedding dress, shoes and wedding cake... and there's only two weeks left until the wedding... so JJ's MAD.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Jennifer J./JJ, E. Prentiss - Complete
Wrong Shade Of Red reviews
Hotch is meeting Emily’s mom for the first since they became a couple and Emily doesn’t like the tie he’s wearing. H/P of course!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Is That A Hickey! reviews
Emily comes into work with a hickey... but its not her boyfriend who gave it to her?... E/H and E/JJ but not femslash!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Faces from the Past reviews
The team through Elle's eyes eight years after she left the BAU... some spoilers for 100! R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Elle G. - Complete
Panicked phone calls and Movies reviews
While the men are gone JJ has a panic attack, but Emily and Garcia are there to help her out... not a great summary, the story is better, I promise ! Read and rate !
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
The first time they said it reviews
Emily and Hotch say they love each other for the first time. Just some fluff. read and rate please.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Schools Out! reviews
What happens when four of the BAU's kids are in the same class?... Trouble. Read and Rate H/P JJ/Will G/Kevin R/Austin.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete