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Hey im apracot... its not really my name, I'm actually Aoife!! =D
Hair: dark brown
Eyes: Hazel (well one's hazel and the other is brown?!)
Height: 5"6 (and a bit)
I'm a Paget Brewster fan and LOVE her as Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds !
Weird is the word i'd use to describe me. lets see... i could tell you loads of random (yet interesting) facts about me like that i can't even touch butter without feeling sick but instead i've done this:
Intrests:Music, reading, freaking people out...lol (e.g: i walked around a shop talking to mself... it was HILARIOUS the amount of weird looks i got)
Favourite Movies: The Notebook, Up (seriously sad movie !!), The Fox and The Hound ( i cried so much at that movie my mum had to hide it on me) The Lion King (cried at that to rolls eyes), Broomsticks and Bedknobs (really most disney films). Ohh I love Breakfast at Tiffanys as well =)
Favourite T.V Show: Criminal Minds, CSI, CSI:NY, Cougar Town, and Friends. (Though so far I'm only writing stories for criminal minds)
Books: LOVE all Harry Potter book's (i'm not at all geeky...lol), I like the Da Vinci Code Angel's and Demons and The Lost Symbol (all by Dan Brown) and i like Audrey Niffenegger's books (especialy the time traveler's wife)... I like books with a good plot and a twist at the end...lol
Music: Well my favourite singer's/band's are Paramore, The Script, Snow Patrol, Kings of Leon, Bowling for Soup, One Republic, Queen, Nina Simone, The Fray, The Killers, Whitney Houston, Kaiser Chiefs, Foo Fighter's, Imelda May... theres probably way more, I'm just having a mental block right now so I can't think of the rest...lol
My Super Power: Keeping a strait face when everyone else is laughing, and when im not doing that im also an evil genius !!...( and this is my evil laugh, Mwahahaha)
What Else You May Want To Know: Well I have a very colourful, hyper, random, sometimes scary (in a good way) personality and its virtualy imposible to make me sad. Im a HUGE Criminal Minds fan and can quote most episode's line for line (and I do that to scare my brother who now thinks im psychic...lol). I have less common sence than a pin cushion (and it lets people stick pins in it) and i have proved that because I once hit my nose with my knee and my nose was bleeding for AGE'S!!. Im from an Irish speaking part of Ireland (mind you im not the most fluent speaker). I've watched Criminal Minds since season 1 (even though i was only 10 when it started !!) and because of the show i now have an intrest in serial killers and because of this my friends are starting to worry about me...lol.
~Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.~
~Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.~
JJ/Rossi (I used to hate this one but not so much anymore)
Reid/Austin (Austin should so come back for an episode or two)
my fics will probably be slow to update because of school and stuff...=(... but i will try.
19 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
Five thruths of life:
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tounge!!
3. You are smiling now because your an idiot!
4. The first truth is a lie!
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List Twelve fictional characters from the same book/movie/TV Show
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
I haven't... but there probably is some friendship piece about them... or maybe a fic about how Morgan dealt with Gideon leaving?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yea!! Reid = Love!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Uhh... if Elle got Kevin pregnant?! Something tells me that won't happen (and I don't just mean because it's physically impossible... unless they're sea horses)
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yea, I've read a few fics about Rossi.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Emily and Hotch... BEST COUPLE EVER!!!! *regaines composure* Uh, yea, I think I've made my views on H/E clear, LOL.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Garcia/Riossi or Garcia/Haley... Hmm, both of them are icky but because Haley's dead I'm going to go with Garcia/Rossi because it's less morally wrong!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Ok Emily and Elle in an awkward situation?! And Will walking in?! I don't even want to know how that chain of events would occur!! Though if it did happen Will would probably freak out, LOL.
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Ok not that I'm a fan of Morgan/Haley but; After Hotch signs his divorce papers the real reason Haley left him becomes clear when Morgan goes to check up on her.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
I seriously doubt it!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hm... "Night Out". Ok crap title but I've got a pretty good sumary: Elle's back in DC and randomly meets Will in a bar. They get talking and Elle opens up about leaving the BAU and Will tells her about the fear he has that some day JJ won't come home in one piece.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Oh!! Ok Reid and JJ get kidnapped by a psycotic Unsub. While locked in a cell (well locked in something?!) they begin to reminice about what really happened at the Red Skins game and they realise that it was a mistake to not see here the relationship could go.
12. If One and Five got together, Would One's ex get together with Seven?
Not that it's likely to happen, but if JJ and Garcia ever got together I'm 100% certian that Will wouldn't get together with himself!!
13. Create a title for a Four/Nine humor fic:
"Road Trip!" LOL! Reid + Rossi + A loooong trip = Murder!!
14. Would Five and Eight make a good couple?
Yes! They're an adorable couple!!
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