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Before I begin one very large profile, I would just like to make this clear: I got my avatar form an amzing artist on DeviantArt called Kaya-Snapdragon. No I did not draw that myself, if I did, I think I would die of being so amazingly awesome. She has drawn loads of other sonic characters and her DeviantArt profile is here: http://kaya-snapdragon.deviantart.com/

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Ahem, insanity done and dusted.

Some facts about me that are absolutely and completely true (ahem *cough cough* ahem)

1. I am a vampire.

2. I am 3296 years old

3. I wrote the genesis chapter of the bible, but Moses took the credit... git.

4. I supplied Henry VIII and his 'homies' class A drugs

5. I have snogged David Beckham seven times

6. My soul mate is a slug who died on the 2nd of July 1785

7. I speak eleven native tongues including Welsh, Mandarin Chinese and Rabbit.

8. I have changed my name six times - First from Abihail to Rebecca, to Jess, to Brenda, to Rebecca again, to Blaze (when Sonic Rush came out) and back to Rebecca.

9. I have met the Face of Boh and Captain Jack

10. I have performed open heart surgeory

11. I woo men with my sensuous bagpipe playing

12. Cheryl Cole likes my boots

13. I kept Noah's ark afloat (seriously, don't get him to build boats for you)

14. I have been mistaken for an angel, a monster and Alan Carr.

15. I have nearly died 712 times

16. David Tennant openly admitted to me that he thinks Davina McCall is a sexy beasty (yeah, I had him drunk at the time, but still)

17. To pass time I skateboard down the Eiffel Tower

18. I won a race against Usain Bolt

19. I run with scissors because it makes me feel like a rebel

20. I have been nicknamed "Vibrator" by my friends

Anyways here are some of my favourite no-life-ish thing

Name Rebecca

Killjoy Name Electric Diamond

Best Friend Miss Georgia Marie Charles!! She is amazing xx

Books Twilight, Time Travellers Wife, Vampire Academy

TV Programmes Doctor Who, South Park, Vampire Diaries, Mock the Week, Sonic X

Games Spyro the Dragon (Originals ONLY) and Sonic the Hedgehog (Any)

Movies Something About Mary

Favourite Colours White, Red, Black and Purple

Favourite Holiday Halloween

Favourite Music Paramore, Muse, Linkin Park, Death Cab For Cutie, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, The Blackout, Tokio Hotel, Enter Shikari, 30 Seconds To Mars, Green Day.


Favourite Twilight Character: Jasper

Favourite Twilight Pairing: Alice/Jasper

Favourite Naruto Character: Suigetsu

Favourite Naruto Pairing: Sasuke/Sakura

Favourite Sonic the Hedgehog Character: Blaze the Cat

Favourite Sonic the Hedgehog Pairing: Blaze/Shadow Sonic/Amy

Favourite Death Note Character: Light L

Favourite Death Note Pairing: Misa/Light

Favourite Bleach Character: Rukia

Favourite Bleach Pairing: Ichigo/Rukia


-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.( I start jumping up and down.)

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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally... sometimes... ok ok a lot) AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed) NealansGirl (seriously, stairs are slippery!), AlohaFox (...no comment. I'm a natural klutz. KLUTZ. Now THAT'S a funny word!!)AliceCANcu the funny thing is i was dared to walk down to the lobby of the hotel we were staying at and i tripped on a skate-board. Blaise xx - i did and cracked my head on the way to geography in middle school and bloody hell it hurt!!

Well then thats that.

Laughs I just had to put on here

In an English lesson the teacher was telling the pupils how to use words properly.

"So, children," She said. "Give me a sentence where the word definately is used correctly." Amy put her hand up

"I am definately going to have roast dinner on Sunday." Amy said

And the teacher said, "But Amy, you don't know that. What if your parents are too ill too cook it."

So Felix said "I'm definaetly going to see Norwich play football tomorow,"

And the teacher said, "But that might not happen either. What if a snow blizzard hits Norwich and the match is cancelled?" And so it went like that for most of the lesson. But then little trevor put his hand up and said "Please miss, but are farts lumpy?"

"No Trevor,"

"Then I've definately sht myself.

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On the way to a religous education lesson a Paddy said to his best friend "Oi, I hate this lesson so Im gonna fall asleep. When the teacher asks a question poke me with your ruler."

So Paddy's best friend said, "Course I will"

So in the Religon lesson the teacher said, "Now who can tell me the name of God's son?"

And so Paddy's friend poked the ruler in Paddy's side and Paddy said "Jesus Christ!"

"Well done Paddy," Said the teacher and Paddy went back to sleep

Then the teacher said "What is the real name of Jesus's father?" So Paddy's friend poked the ruler into Paddy's side

"God almighty," Paddy exclaimed.

"Well done Paddy," The teacher said. and Paddy fell asleep again

"Alright then, Before Jesus was in the bible, There were two other people and they were called Adam and Eve. And do you know the first thing Eve said to Adam?" So Paddy's friend poked the ruler in Paddy's side again and Paddy said "If you poke that thing in me again, I'm gonna wrap it around your neck!"

"How did you know?" The teacher asked

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In a college, Alice was taking a course and the tutor said, "Go and have a break in the courtyard now Alice."

So Alice went outside and watched a dog pee under each of the three trees and when she went back in the tutor said, how many trees did you see out there?"

And Alice said "Ninety Nine" So the tutor said "where did you get that from?" And Alice said, "Dirty tree, Dirty tree and dirty tree, (Dirty tree sounds like 33)

Then the dog did a dump on each of the trees and the tutor asked alice again. This time Alice said "100"

"How did you get that?" Asked the tutor.

"Dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd" (Sounds like 33 and a third)

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Why We Love Children

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later..
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!"
Five minutes later..
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"
3. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
4. One day, the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, "...And so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'''
5. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't. They're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
6. Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give my seat up to a lady.
Mother: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap.

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR: TRY THEM TODAY, KIDS!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

Choose ten of your OC’s. If you don't have 10 pick cool characters to replace them.

1. Uchiha Sasuke 2. Uzumaki Naruto 3. Blaze the Cat 4. Jasper Hale 5. Alice Cullen 6. Shadow the Hedgehog 7. Haruno Sakura 8. Rock Lee 9. Might Guy 10. Tobi

Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

Mental image of Jasper going "Here kitty, kitty," To Blaze with Hungry eyes, intending on eating her. And then Blaze staring at his hand, exclaiming "Mate, are you fucking drunk?" And burning him without another thought.

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Guy tries to perv on Alice and says. "OMG THE YOUTH IN THIS SOUL! WE MUST PRESERVE HER!" and Alice eating him because of how terribly annoying he is.

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?

PHWOAR MATE! Shadow or Sasuke, can I say both?? But if I had to choose one, it would HAVE to be Sasuke's *LOVES*

Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in. What happens?

Sakura and Naruto... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXDXDXDXD THE IMAGE OF THEM MAKING OUT!!!!!! LMFAO! Okay Tobi would probably start jumping up and down and say "Awwwwwwwwh that's so cauuute!"

Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?

If someone did come to save me, I'd tell them to fuck off and let Jasper eat me :D

One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Tomato Universe.

Three has to marry eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?

Blaze has to marry Lee, Guy or Jasper. Toughy. But I think she'd go with Jasper.

Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

CHEA! BLAZE WOULD WHOOP THEY'RE ARSES WITH HER FLAMES! Except Sasuke, Shadow and Jasper :D

Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except nine. How do they react?

Naruto's and Tobi's wedding. They would sooooo not get married.

One is late for two's and ten's wedding. What happens? And why were they late?

Naruto yells at Sasuke for being such a prick and Sasuke was late because he was too busy screwing Orochimaru.

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Go all badass Nine-Tails on him and make Guy look like cheese.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

They'd (Sasuke and Shadow) both die becuse they're too arrogant to even consider working together.

Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Blaze would eat Lee instead.

Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?

Nothing

Have you ever written about six/eight?

Nope and never will

What would happen if one and four started going out?

I would lol

Is nine a major character?

He is to me :D

Do one and four make a good couple?

No.

Four/one or four/five?

Would four/five make a good story?

Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort short story?

Do you write stories about three?

Do you draw or write eight?

Would you write a short story about nine/four/five?

If you had a theme song for eight, what might it be?

If you wrote a one/six/nine short story, what would the warning be?

What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

4, 10, 5, and 6 are invited to 7's home for a party. What happens?

10 has a birthday, and invites 2, 7, 6, and 9 to his party. What kind of chaos ensues?

5 and 7 go to a day camp. What happens?

4, 1, 9, and 7 go to school for one day. What did they learn?

What is a good shipping name for a 2 and 7 pairing?

What do they all do when they're not part of this quiz?


"High-school- that point in your life when you know everything CAN get worse, and everyone IS out to get you."

"You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 100 year old, non-existent vampire!"

"Thanks to twilight, if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try to resist my blood."

"Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers brunettes."

"Cullen boys- because they don't make men like that anymore."

"Plan A- go to college. Plan B- join the vampires"

"I'd be sullen without a Cullen."

"Every car I know, I learned from the Twilight series"

"Only a vampire can love you forever"

"What a drag" Shikamaru - Naruto

"BECAUSE IT WORKS, RETARD!" Hidan - Naruto

"I got sunburnt which is obviously a drag because in theory, the sun is supossed to kill me" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance

"If shitty ass rock dudes, in shitty ass rock bands ask you to show your tits for backstage passes, I want you to spit in their fucking faces and scream FUCK YOU!" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance

"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie motherfucker!" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance

"Have you seen my kung fu lately? Because it has gotten totally awesome!" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance

"You know you're really famous when there's rumours about you being gay" Jared Leto - 30 seconds To Mars

"I watched someone shoot a cow in the bollocks" Matt Bellamy - Muse

Matthew Bellamy: "You know..if you develop a bit of a closeness with someone of the opposite sex, it can, it can uh..can develop.."

Dom Howard: "Are you talkin' about love?"

Matthew Bellamy: *giggles* "Maybe."

Dom Howard: "Awwww." Muse Band Members

Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
Georgia: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
Georgia: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Helps you up when you fall.
Georgia: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince.
Georgia: Kidnaps him, brings him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Georgia: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends: Will offer you a drink.
Georgia: Will dump theirs on you.

Friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Georgia: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
Georgia: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

Friends: Will bail you out of jail.
Georgia: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Georgia: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friends: Call your parents and grandparents by Mr. and Mrs.
Georgia:Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandma, and GRAMPS!

Friends: Would bail you out of jail.
Georgia:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Georgia: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Georgia: Have you on speed dial.

Friends Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Georgia: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Georgia: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Georgia: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Georgia: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Georgia: Already know not to tell.

Friends:Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
Georgia: Is for life.

Friends:Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Georgia: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friends: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Georgia: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friends: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Georgia: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friends: Would ignore this letter.
Georgia:Will repost this crap!

LOVE YOU GEORGIA!! Dunno what I'd do without you, I'd be so damn lonely. You're there, even when I'm being pathetically stupid and retarded (ahem always) you seem to like my stories even when everyone knows they're crap, you make me crease with laughter with your eccentirc music taste (ahem RUKIIIII!!!!!!! THE GAZETTE etc) and your logic and your bizzare scenarios like choking on proverbial drinks ;) And I love the fact that you can't guess what I'm getting you for your birthday (which, incidently is on the 6th of January) :D LoveYou

http://www.paramore.net/video/the-only-exception-2/ For my songfiction - The Only Exception :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq7gJ_55-Jc For my songfiction - Cancer

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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,787 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009
Old Enemies, Old Friends by AndyBCM reviews
Here's the sequel to Time After Time. Once again the Cullen's perfect lifestyle has been interruped by a man from Gallifrey. But this time they face somthing terrible. This really is the last stand and battle for them. Read as their worlds fall to pieces.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,268 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009
Time After Time by AndyBCM reviews
After Breaking Dawn all is going well and happily for the Cullen’s. But when a mysterious man arrives will everything fall to pieces. As the story unfolds we realise things are not as they seem. Twilight and Doctor Who/Torchwood crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Love and Deception by BlackPantha-xx reviews
Shadow meets a girl he falls in love with whilst Amy is kidnapped, Cream is almost killed, Tails is put in prison and more tragities are happening in the town, will Sonic ever be reunited with Amy? Can anyone stop these events? Read and see.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8181 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Change and Adapt by The Human Wreckage You Love x reviews
One day can change it all. Will she adapt to her new life or repress it?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Amy, Shadow
Forbidden by KaiKai-x reviews
When the hostile stranger and his brother with hidden motives enter Kassi's world her already messed up life is thrown into chaos. She has a choice to make Jai or Danny? My original story all rights reserved to me ! ;D
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010
The 12 days of Christmas by hamishthehobbit reviews
Last Christmas, I re-wrote the words to the 12 days of Christmas... but I lost the sheet! But, I remembered them by heart and thought I'd share their wondrous joy with you lot. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Strawberry Tarts by Kara Ashford reviews
That damn smirk crossed his face again, “I win.” Something similar to ‘not on your life’ crossed Sakura’s mind before she definitely shoved the entire tart into her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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