Before I begin one very large profile, I would just like to make this clear: I got my avatar form an amzing artist on DeviantArt called Kaya-Snapdragon. No I did not draw that myself, if I did, I think I would die of being so amazingly awesome. She has drawn loads of other sonic characters and her DeviantArt profile is here:
_/\_\o/_ SHARK ATTACK!!
Let's get this shit on the road
Ahem, insanity done and dusted.
Some facts about me that are absolutely and completely true (ahem *cough cough* ahem)
1. I am a vampire.
2. I am 3296 years old
3. I wrote the genesis chapter of the bible, but Moses took the credit... git.
4. I supplied Henry VIII and his 'homies' class A drugs
5. I have snogged David Beckham seven times
6. My soul mate is a slug who died on the 2nd of July 1785
7. I speak eleven native tongues including Welsh, Mandarin Chinese and Rabbit.
8. I have changed my name six times - First from Abihail to Rebecca, to Jess, to Brenda, to Rebecca again, to Blaze (when Sonic Rush came out) and back to Rebecca.
9. I have met the Face of Boh and Captain Jack
10. I have performed open heart surgeory
11. I woo men with my sensuous bagpipe playing
12. Cheryl Cole likes my boots
13. I kept Noah's ark afloat (seriously, don't get him to build boats for you)
14. I have been mistaken for an angel, a monster and Alan Carr.
15. I have nearly died 712 times
16. David Tennant openly admitted to me that he thinks Davina McCall is a sexy beasty (yeah, I had him drunk at the time, but still)
17. To pass time I skateboard down the Eiffel Tower
18. I won a race against Usain Bolt
19. I run with scissors because it makes me feel like a rebel
20. I have been nicknamed "Vibrator" by my friends
Anyways here are some of my favourite no-life-ish thing
Killjoy Name Electric Diamond
Best Friend Miss Georgia Marie Charles!! She is amazing xx
Books Twilight, Time Travellers Wife, Vampire Academy
TV Programmes Doctor Who, South Park, Vampire Diaries, Mock the Week, Sonic X
Games Spyro the Dragon (Originals ONLY) and Sonic the Hedgehog (Any)
Movies Something About Mary
Favourite Colours White, Red, Black and Purple
Favourite Holiday Halloween
Favourite Music Paramore, Muse, Linkin Park, Death Cab For Cutie, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, The Blackout, Tokio Hotel, Enter Shikari, 30 Seconds To Mars, Green Day.
Favourite Twilight Character: Jasper
Favourite Twilight Pairing: Alice/Jasper
Favourite Naruto Character: Suigetsu
Favourite Naruto Pairing: Sasuke/Sakura
Favourite Sonic the Hedgehog Character: Blaze the Cat
Favourite Sonic the Hedgehog Pairing: Blaze/Shadow Sonic/Amy
Favourite Death Note Character: Light L
Favourite Death Note Pairing: Misa/Light
Favourite Bleach Character: Rukia
Favourite Bleach Pairing: Ichigo/Rukia
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.( I start jumping up and down.)
IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally... sometimes... ok ok a lot) AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed) NealansGirl (seriously, stairs are slippery!), AlohaFox (...no comment. I'm a natural klutz. KLUTZ. Now THAT'S a funny word!!)AliceCANcu the funny thing is i was dared to walk down to the lobby of the hotel we were staying at and i tripped on a skate-board. Blaise xx - i did and cracked my head on the way to geography in middle school and bloody hell it hurt!!
Well then thats that.
Laughs I just had to put on here
In an English lesson the teacher was telling the pupils how to use words properly.
"So, children," She said. "Give me a sentence where the word definately is used correctly." Amy put her hand up
"I am definately going to have roast dinner on Sunday." Amy said
And the teacher said, "But Amy, you don't know that. What if your parents are too ill too cook it."
So Felix said "I'm definaetly going to see Norwich play football tomorow,"
And the teacher said, "But that might not happen either. What if a snow blizzard hits Norwich and the match is cancelled?" And so it went like that for most of the lesson. But then little trevor put his hand up and said "Please miss, but are farts lumpy?"
"Then I've definately sht myself.
On the way to a religous education lesson a Paddy said to his best friend "Oi, I hate this lesson so Im gonna fall asleep. When the teacher asks a question poke me with your ruler."
So Paddy's best friend said, "Course I will"
So in the Religon lesson the teacher said, "Now who can tell me the name of God's son?"
And so Paddy's friend poked the ruler in Paddy's side and Paddy said "Jesus Christ!"
"Well done Paddy," Said the teacher and Paddy went back to sleep
Then the teacher said "What is the real name of Jesus's father?" So Paddy's friend poked the ruler into Paddy's side
"God almighty," Paddy exclaimed.
"Well done Paddy," The teacher said. and Paddy fell asleep again
"Alright then, Before Jesus was in the bible, There were two other people and they were called Adam and Eve. And do you know the first thing Eve said to Adam?" So Paddy's friend poked the ruler in Paddy's side again and Paddy said "If you poke that thing in me again, I'm gonna wrap it around your neck!"
"How did you know?" The teacher asked
In a college, Alice was taking a course and the tutor said, "Go and have a break in the courtyard now Alice."
So Alice went outside and watched a dog pee under each of the three trees and when she went back in the tutor said, how many trees did you see out there?"
And Alice said "Ninety Nine" So the tutor said "where did you get that from?" And Alice said, "Dirty tree, Dirty tree and dirty tree, (Dirty tree sounds like 33)
Then the dog did a dump on each of the trees and the tutor asked alice again. This time Alice said "100"
"How did you get that?" Asked the tutor.
"Dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd" (Sounds like 33 and a third)
Why We Love Children
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR: TRY THEM TODAY, KIDS!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
How to Tell if You're a Writer:
-If you talk to yourself.-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought...??)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
Choose ten of your OC’s. If you don't have 10 pick cool characters to replace them.
1. Uchiha Sasuke 2. Uzumaki Naruto 3. Blaze the Cat 4. Jasper Hale 5. Alice Cullen 6. Shadow the Hedgehog 7. Haruno Sakura 8. Rock Lee 9. Might Guy 10. Tobi
Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?
Mental image of Jasper going "Here kitty, kitty," To Blaze with Hungry eyes, intending on eating her. And then Blaze staring at his hand, exclaiming "Mate, are you fucking drunk?" And burning him without another thought.
Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.
Guy tries to perv on Alice and says. "OMG THE YOUTH IN THIS SOUL! WE MUST PRESERVE HER!" and Alice eating him because of how terribly annoying he is.
If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose?
PHWOAR MATE! Shadow or Sasuke, can I say both?? But if I had to choose one, it would HAVE to be Sasuke's *LOVES*
Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in. What happens?
Sakura and Naruto... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXDXDXDXD THE IMAGE OF THEM MAKING OUT!!!!!! LMFAO! Okay Tobi would probably start jumping up and down and say "Awwwwwwwwh that's so cauuute!"
Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you?
If someone did come to save me, I'd tell them to fuck off and let Jasper eat me :D
One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?
Three has to marry eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose?
Blaze has to marry Lee, Guy or Jasper. Toughy. But I think she'd go with Jasper.
Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?
CHEA! BLAZE WOULD WHOOP THEY'RE ARSES WITH HER FLAMES! Except Sasuke, Shadow and Jasper :D
Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except nine. How do they react?
Naruto's and Tobi's wedding. They would sooooo not get married.
One is late for two's and ten's wedding. What happens? And why were they late?
Naruto yells at Sasuke for being such a prick and Sasuke was late because he was too busy screwing Orochimaru.
Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?
Go all badass Nine-Tails on him and make Guy look like cheese.
Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?
They'd (Sasuke and Shadow) both die becuse they're too arrogant to even consider working together.
Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?
Blaze would eat Lee instead.
Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do?
Have you ever written about six/eight?
Nope and never will
What would happen if one and four started going out?
I would lol
Is nine a major character?
He is to me :D
Do one and four make a good couple?
Four/one or four/five?
Would four/five make a good story?
Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort short story?
Do you write stories about three?
Do you draw or write eight?
Would you write a short story about nine/four/five?
If you had a theme song for eight, what might it be?
If you wrote a one/six/nine short story, what would the warning be?
What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
4, 10, 5, and 6 are invited to 7's home for a party. What happens?
10 has a birthday, and invites 2, 7, 6, and 9 to his party. What kind of chaos ensues?
5 and 7 go to a day camp. What happens?
4, 1, 9, and 7 go to school for one day. What did they learn?
What is a good shipping name for a 2 and 7 pairing?
What do they all do when they're not part of this quiz?
"High-school- that point in your life when you know everything CAN get worse, and everyone IS out to get you."
"You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 100 year old, non-existent vampire!"
"Thanks to twilight, if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try to resist my blood."
"Blondes may have more fun, but Edward prefers brunettes."
"Cullen boys- because they don't make men like that anymore."
"Plan A- go to college. Plan B- join the vampires"
"I'd be sullen without a Cullen."
"Every car I know, I learned from the Twilight series"
"Only a vampire can love you forever"
"What a drag" Shikamaru - Naruto
"BECAUSE IT WORKS, RETARD!" Hidan - Naruto
"I got sunburnt which is obviously a drag because in theory, the sun is supossed to kill me" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance
"If shitty ass rock dudes, in shitty ass rock bands ask you to show your tits for backstage passes, I want you to spit in their fucking faces and scream FUCK YOU!" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie motherfucker!" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance
"Have you seen my kung fu lately? Because it has gotten totally awesome!" Gerard Way - My Chemical Romance
"You know you're really famous when there's rumours about you being gay" Jared Leto - 30 seconds To Mars
"I watched someone shoot a cow in the bollocks" Matt Bellamy - Muse
Matthew Bellamy: "You know..if you develop a bit of a closeness with someone of the opposite sex, it can, it can uh..can develop.."
Dom Howard: "Are you talkin' about love?"
Matthew Bellamy: *giggles* "Maybe."
Dom Howard: "Awwww." Muse Band Members
Edward vs Normal guys.
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
Friends: Helps you up when you fall.
Friends: Helps you find your prince.
Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Friends: Will offer you a drink.
Friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
Friends: Will bail you out of jail.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Friends: Call your parents and grandparents by Mr. and Mrs.
Friends: Would bail you out of jail.
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Friends Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Friends:Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
Friends:Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Friends: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Friends: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Friends: Would ignore this letter.
LOVE YOU GEORGIA!! Dunno what I'd do without you, I'd be so damn lonely. You're there, even when I'm being pathetically stupid and retarded (ahem always) you seem to like my stories even when everyone knows they're crap, you make me crease with laughter with your eccentirc music taste (ahem RUKIIIII!!!!!!! THE GAZETTE etc) and your logic and your bizzare scenarios like choking on proverbial drinks ;) And I love the fact that you can't guess what I'm getting you for your birthday (which, incidently is on the 6th of January) :D LoveYou
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