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Joined 05-05-02, id: 209636

I was reading my former bio earlier today, and realized that it had all of the range and eloquence of a five-year-old, so:

My introduction to FF.Net occurred a long time ago, in a suburban New Jersey town not so far away. My real-life best friend (known to to fanfiction world as Poleil_Andromache) told me about the site in relation to our at-the-time-fandom of Tamora Pierce's Tortall Universe books. My first "fic" was penned with said best friend, under the penname of Emsimuffin. (You notice that the title has not been mentioned, and never will be, as the collaboration was the work of two pretentious sixth graders.)

But fandom obsessions, like life, fade eventually. Though I occasionally go back and skim through some of Polei's work for laughs (and so that I can tease her relentlessly the next day in school), I have mostly left behind the world of the Daine/Numair, Alanna/Jon, Alanna/George, and Kel/Neal pairings. From Tammy Pierce I moved on to the world of (takes deep breath): Harry Potter to Degrassi: The Next Generation to The Tribe.

The Tribe, for those who do not know, is a New Zealand-based television program about a group of children stranded in a world where all of the adults have died from "the virus". This fandom occupied the majority of my thoughts for most of seventh and eighth grade, along with two fic postings. They are highly embarassing, and I deeply suggest that you do not read them. (I haven't the heart to take them down)

Next came JAG, a current (if cancelled) love of mine that lasted a full TWO YEARS! (GASP!) The relationship between Harm and Mac (with the occasional annoying spook or dumb Australian thrown into the mix) absolutely fascinated and, at the same time, frustrated me to no end. How could I NOT follow it to its massive conclusion in May of 2005? Though the show's quality dwindled by the tenth season, JAG still holds a special place in my heart, as does my most recent crappy fic (again, please don't read it...).

After the end of JAG, I searched relentlessly for a decent fandom to hold onto. I was into Charmed, ER, and Degrassi (again) fiction for a while, but nothing really stuck.

In August of 2006, my angel came in the form of an old friend whom I have I always thought to be the second half of my soul (in a platonic, sisterly way). This lovely young lady introduced me to the lovely world of : BAH...BAHBAHBAHBUHBAHBUHBAH Dummmm dummmmm dadada DAHH DAHH duh duh duh DAHHH duh dadada duuuuuhhhhhh... AKA Star Wars! I was captivated by the characters of Han, Luke, Leia, and Chewie, but wanted to know more about their predecessors. So I rented copies of Episodes I, II, and III. Needless to say, I fell in love. Not only were these movies action-packed, fun, and also wonderfully emotional, but they had lightsabers! And really hot guys in tunics! And...and...there was political intrigue, too! In summary, my PERFECT movies!!! (Of course it helped that I was unhealthily obsessed with Obi-Wan Kenobi/Ewan McGregor, Qui-Gon Jinn/Liam Neeson, and Anakin Skywalker/Hayden Christensen within the the first five minutes of seeing any of them...) These movies are, I think, going to be my favorites for the rest of my natural life.

Not only did Star Wars give me a pathway to new and poignant angsty fiction, but they also introduced me into a fierce love of slash pairings. The only time I'd ever enjoyed slash relationships was in a few well-written pieces of Harry/Ron fiction, but my love grew with the introduction of Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan and Anakin/Obi-Wan relationship stories. I once had a friend wonder out loud why the world can't accept that the Jedi are celibate; I very quickly choked on my Fresca and angrily spluttered out numerous pieces of evidence about the love between Anakin and Obi-Wan. (She stared at me for a few moments, and then proceeded to smack me for ruining her image of the Master-Padawan relationship...oh, well...)

As of about a week ago, however, I discovered a new fandom, thanks to the lovely XtinethePirate and her most entertaining LiveJournal: WB's Supernatural! I haven't actually gotten to watch an episode physically on the television yet, but I am watching tonight (!) and found a grainy version of the Pilot on YouTube (my other obsession...). Plus I've been reading some great Wincest fanfiction, and I absolutely LOVE it so far! We'll see if I branch out into writing SPN fanfiction, but I would imagine that it could happen quite easily!

Anyway, my current projects revolve around a few SW projects: one involving a fatherly moment between Anakin, Obi-Wan, and a youngling; and one involving Anne Higgins' Bonding Universe relationship between Qui-Gon (Quiggy) and Obi-Want (The Imp). (Please read this absolute work of art: ) I have also recieved much-awaited permission from XtinethePirate to publish a short story inspired--just inspired, not a true epilogue, as she has confessed a wish to possibly add a few more chapters--by her Solstice Night universe. (Again, another amazing story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2737374/1/) I haven't a clue when they'll be published, but in the meantime you can check out my favorite stories of varying fandoms!

About Me: As far as my real life goes, I'm an American teenager. Definitely not normal, but I guess it's all relative...I'm eighteen and working on college applications. I hope to go to Brown University to study either Political Science, International Relations, or Middle Eastern Studies (CLEARLY I want to find the Earth equivalent of Tatooine...). I spend my spare time with my horse, My Secret Revenge (aka Seeker), who is an eight-year-old ex-racehorse. He's a lovely boy, but needs a great deal of work before I sell him this summer before college. (I'll be devastated, as he is like my son...) I also teach horseback riding lessons to kids, compete in Model United Nations competitions (if anyone mentions "Winning London" I will not hesitate to send them a virus...), and volunteer at a therapeutic riding center for disabled children. Other than that, my time is spent sleeping, eating, studying, or reading FANFICTION!!!

Tootles, y'all! Happy reading!

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Sun Kissed by Vee017 reviews
Being on a world that supports slavery is one thing. Buying a slave and bringing him into Republic space is entirely another. AnakinObiWan Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Knights Out by TempleMistress reviews
Party time! After a fight, Anakin and Obi-Wan unknowingly attend the same bash, trying to forget each other. Little do they know what the other has been up to. AU. Slash. Adult situations. Obi-Wan&Anakin, other pairings.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,847 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Shattered Illusions by angel74 reviews
HPRW, A car accident leads to some unexpected revelations that Harry has long tried to keep secret. Will he reach out to his best friend’s family when he needs it most or will he accept his cruel fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 247,055 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Have to Drive by McStories reviews
A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,721 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Strange Developments by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
One year after the events of The Stranger ObiWan and Anakin are happy together in Coruscant. But when the Council lifts the ban against attachment, the lovers' life, instead of improving, becomes more difficult. ObiXAni SLASH, MPREG.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Stranger by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
In an universe where Naboo never happened, a young whore on Tatooine meets a very strange client...and his life will never be the same. ObiWanxAnakin SLASH
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,087 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Solstice Night by XtinethePirate reviews
The holiday on Coruscant... a time for Masters and Padawans to celebrate together in the Temple. A progression of years seen through the eyes of Anakin Skywalker on this special night. Slight AU, OA slash later. Rating changed to M for chap. 8
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,540 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
What Harm Wants by Lexxi reviews
IT IS FINISHED! REJOICE AND BE THANKFUL!
JAG - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,563 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
How Kenobi Got His Groove Back by alchemy dream reviews
All it took was a lighthearted quip from Mace Windu to send ObiWan Kenobi off the edge and into insecurity, but Anakin has found the cure to growing older. AniObi slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Betrayal In The First Degree by AllAboutTheWriting reviews
When Olivia is attacked and raped, the squad is suddenly thrown into chaos. But when she claims she was raped by Elliot, will it rip the SVU Unit apart at the seams?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,597 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Fall to Pieces by LadyRaider reviews
AU. When Olivia leaves her husband after a fight where will it leave her relationship with Elliot? Will things change for better or worse? EO. Complete!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,763 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Complete
How does it feel? by LadyRaider reviews
When a man with a vendetta against Olivia gets out of jail and picks up where he left off, will Elliot be there to protect her when she needs him the most? EO. Epilogue is up
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,744 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004
One of Their Own by SVUFanatic611 reviews
When Kathleen goes missing, the SVU detectives have to beat a clock while still trying not to let the case get too close to them.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,943 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
Father's Firsts by Kassia525 reviews
These semi-unrelated flash-fics depict Harm adjusting to life with the two young women down the hall from him (and vice-versa). Anything that isn’t HM friendly is pointedly ignored, as is anything from 'Hail and Farewell' forward.
JAG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
What Could Have Been by SKingList reviews
Olivia faces a personal crisis. Set in January 2005 but no spoilers for the show.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 12/23/2004
Unfinished Business by e-dog reviews
Two ghosts haunt the halls of Manderlee, always waiting for that day when they will be eternally at peace. Little do they realize that all they need to accomplish this is to rely on themselves. [Warning: Character Deaths...sorta]
JAG - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,293 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
The Turning of the Leaves by Mercaque reviews
Three years after the events of "Loss," Alex Cabot is told it's safe to return to New York City. But is she ready for the tremendous changes that await her? (Not a happyfic.)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,128 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004
Finally, I Know by SVUFanatic611 reviews
I never expected that call. There’s nothing I could have done to prepare myself for that call, let alone the news that awaited on the other line. Kathleen Stabler finally realizes something after a personal tradegy occurs.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Time's Up by mary48184 reviews
Little AJ's finally turning five... here's my take on a possible HM reaction. Please R&R! It's my first fanfic. COMPLETE!
JAG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,166 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
Oreo by e-dog reviews
Oh the blessed Oreo cookie. :
JAG - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
2ply JAG by littledemonpixie reviews
The Admiral makes comment that Harm takes literally and decides it's time for some fun toilet paper style. Can he convice Mac to help him? What Harm and Mac don't know is that their actions will land them in a roll of trouble.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - H. Rabb, S. MacKenzie - Complete
Mangos, Toast, and Tears by CLK reviews
Harm worries about Mac- Final Chapter - Complete!
JAG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Red Skies by Valerie J reviews
This story is UNFIINISHED and is on permanent hiatus. If the rude demands to finish it continue, I will simply take it down. Summary: Sequel to "Sail Away". Harm and Mac work to stop a far-reaching terrorist plot.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,534 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 8/9/2002
Whose Line is it Anyway? Harry Potter Edition by NobleJealousy reviews
PG for some language. Spoof on the TV show. Chapter 6 - World's Worst - is up after like a 4 month hiatus.... Sorry... Anyway, Enjoy and don't forget to r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2002 - Published: 11/26/2001
Sail Away by Valerie J reviews
Harm and Mac go undercover on the reality t.v. show "Temptation Cruise II". It's not as silly as it sounds :-)
JAG - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 102,532 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002