Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Along for the Ride, Avalon High, and House of Night.
Hey! I'm bookLEECH-missionETERNITY. I have four sisters: two older and two younger, with me in the middle. My favorite hobbies are reading, writing, and drawing. I love reading fiction, adventure and romance. I especially like fanstasy and to put a little twist of fiction in whatever I do. I am really excited to hear what other people think of what I write, so please REVIEW my stories.
Just a warning, I will not usually use a lot of characters from the books and use my own characters instead. I don't like taking away a personality, or trying to imitate one, that another person has written. If I don't do the best at imitating those personalities, please don't hate me.
Well, read and enjoy! (Really, read the entire thing. People put up some amazing stuff on their profiles!)
If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are but disagree with). (Okay, I took off alot of these because I have a TON of stuff on my profile, and adding more, but it still makes you think, right?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, go to your page and copy the whole thing!! :)
Emmett's the strongest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
Even though best friends can be a pain, you know you love them all the same. Friends need to be noticed; if you agree, post this on your profile.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Facebook/Skype/text messaging.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing hysterically at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it, I did.
I love humor and love to laugh, maybe these Harry Potter jokes will make you laugh:
When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.
First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
Good friends keep your secrets. True friends help you crucio the witnesses.
Sirius Black. Escaped Azkaban. Evaded dementors. Outwitted Ministry. Killed by Drapery.
(Fred and George) Chaos, mayhem, anarchy. Our work here is done.
I learned parseltongue for my foreign language coarse.
You can't tell, but I'm picturing you dying in horrible ways.
I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.
I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
If a man has two faces and one is Voldemort, it's best to run.
I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.
I will not stay up late every night reading manga.
Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.
Funny MLIA (None of these have happened to me but in my opinion these are the best of the best)
A few days ago, my parents were having a rather loud argument. Being
Yesterday, I was in my journalism class with nothing to do. I started
Yesterday, I was flying back to college after Thanksgiving break. When
Today, my grandpa was telling me stories about my mother when she was
After reading a MLIA about how kids reacted to finding out Santa
Today, I was chatting online with my boyfriend when I got off the
Today the phone rang and my dad answered it. He immediately started
Today I was in math class. Someone who didn't understand the lesson
Today, I was at work. We had a seemingly British customer come in, and
Today, I was getting pizza at a sketchy place downtown with my
Yesterday, after reading the MLIA about Antidaephobia, I decided to
Today, in my Dramatics class, we read a line from a play that had the
Today, I read a fun fact at my school saying a hippopotamus can fit
Today, I tryed out the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed "Who stole my"
Today, I woke up to hear my mum screaming loudly. Thinking that she
Today, I was grocery shopping with my mom. I saw this bald man who
Today, I was walking down the street in weather so cold that you can
For Thanksgiving I went to my girlfriend's uncle's house. After the
Today my father and I went to the grocery store. Because we're Bosnian
Today, my mom told me about a habit I had when I was little.
Today in Human Geograpy we were talking about the importance of
Today in language arts, we were supposed to be working on a worksheet.
Today my boyfriend was at my house while my parents where out for
Today when I was walking down the street some girl said I looked like
Today, I read on MLIA on how someone realized that two years ago, in
Yesterday, I was signing into school as I was late. There is a space
Today, I had to meet with my childhood education professor after class
Today, I was coming into class late. As I walked to my first period
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see what he was up to. He replied with
Last night I woke up to my little sister talking in her sleep. at
Today, I went Christmas shopping with my Mom and Grandma. Mom was
Today, I was sitting in the airport when a little girl asked her dad
Today, my friends were making fun of me for thinking my 30 year old
Today, I was looking up various colleges and discovered that one
Yesterday, I was on Google looking for celebrities that looked like my
Today, in my health class, my teacher walked in to our classroom to
Today, I realized how truly evil Voldemort is. He turned Cedric
Today I asked my friend why she wanted to watch Twilight so much. She
Has anyone ever wondered why Salazar Slytherin put the entrance to the
Me and my best friend were at the mall together with her parents (Who
Today, while working at my job as the keeper for the lorikeet exhibit
Today, my mom made me and sisters (all teenagers) get a picture with
Today, my mom told me that when I was little I used to be deathly
Here are some phrases I picked up and thought were neat:
Always listen to your heart because even though it is on you're left, it will always be right.
It’s a harsh climate, the climate of emotion. It’s dark and full of despair. But it can also be filled with light.
I wasn't born yesterday, and neither were you. If you were, congratulations on learning how to read at such a young age Lemony Snicket
Everything here is edible. Even I am edible, but that is cannibalism my children and frowned upon in most societiesCharlie and the Chocolate Factory
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. Michael Craine
"So many of us walk with our heads down, looking at the ground. What if we look up? We would see many new, cool and sad things, but in order to do that you have to risk running into something.”
"I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" (Total, Maximum Ride)
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." (Harry Potter)
"You need people of intelligence for this mission...quest...thing." (Pippin, Fellowship of the Ring)
"It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth." (Morpheus, the Matrix)
"Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye." (Cypher, the Matrix)
"Blood. Blast. And Fire!" (Cry of the Icemark)
"But why is the rum gone?" (Cap'n Jack Sparrow)
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." (Adam Savage)
"You'll never get out if you don't move forward."-May Bird: The Ever After
Awake from the dream and return to the nightmare. Faerie Path- The Lost Queen
"I hope you're doing this for honor and not for glory" "I need me some glory to have a chance at honor" Merlin's Apprentice
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. James Dean
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I smile because you're my sister; I laugh becasue there is nothing you can do about it.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream.
And where most people see mirrors, you see windows. There is always something beyond the glass. Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey
Worry about staying alive first. Then worry about how you're going to live.
A healthy person does not torture. Generally it is the tortured who become the torturers.
You've got to know where you've come from. Otherwise, how will you know where you're going? The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett
She leaned down, and centuries bent with her. Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett
"The secret is not to dream, the secret is to wake up." Wee Free Men
First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years finding out how you passed it. Wee Free Men
To hate you have to care. My Mid school science teacher, Mr. Helmkamp
Boys need to learn how to kill. Girls just need permission. Mr. Helmkamp
Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer. Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett
Not all who wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien
Beauty is only skin deep, but hate goes all the way to the bone. Dear Dumb Diary: Never Do Anything, Ever
I see the world in a darker shade of moonlight. Me
When everyone else sees the bright rays of the sun, I see the cool silver rays of the glittering moon: not afraid to reflect other's light, but getting it's own praise indefinately. Me
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out, ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, love is killing me, Rose the pack's Fang, WinterSky10, bookLEECH-missionETERNITY