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When Life gives you lemons, squish them into people's eyes!


My name is YazzyTheGreat and i like to poke thngs with a stick
but haven't found a way to make money out of it.
im wierd and a lot of my friends have told me that
but im proud of being wierd

Peace, Love, Rawwr(lol)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you always forget what you're about to say, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession!

If you read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, well, you know the drill...

If your weirdness scraes your imaginary friend, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever mixed a bunch of sodas together, add this to your profile

If you've ever watched a mvoe just to make fun of it, add this to your profile

If you've ever laughed at a corney joke that wasn't even funny, add this to your profile

If you are distracted by things that are shiny, add this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

My hair is kind of fluffy. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Jonas Brothers said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that makes you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put up on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laphante, Gamergirlv,CamsGirl, MassieGurl,dakrazykat1030, ClaireBear0-0. Hippies Rule and Vampires too

If you think that those stupid kids should just give God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just sat somewhere for minutes infront of a tv, computer, or something else, and you had no idea what to do to keep yourself occupied copy and past this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

This is Bunny.

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(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

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Welcome To The Life of Isabella Cullen by ThroughTheAshes reviews
Being the youger sister of movie star Carlisle Cullen isn't all it seems. When Bella get's suspended from school she starts to help around the movie set. Will she catch the eye of the boy she likes or will there be trouble? AH BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,813 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sincerely, Lieutenant Cullen by LuvCullens reviews
*COMPLETE* There's one thing a soldier loves to recieve: mail. For Lt. Edward Cullen, it is no different. So when he receives a letter from a woman he doesn't know, he writes back. Can two people fall in love without ever meeting and endure all that comes their way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,444 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Important Touch by great2read reviews
Edward, a new student in ASU, befriends a girl he can't resist. Her aversion to touch makes contact difficult.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,621 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Army Wives by emily007 reviews
Follow Isabella and Edward Cullen through their adventure with marriage, friends, family, babies and living on an army base.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
That's Not My Edward by lovejoypeacetpl reviews
After Edward is harmed while trying to save Bella he looses his mind. He turns violent and angry. Will Edward ever be his sweet calm self again, or will he stay the new Edward and torment his family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BFF's or not by Twilightfreak99 reviews
Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Emment and Edward were best friends until they reach high school. What happens when the principal set's then to a project to set up prom? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Where Art Thou Romeo? by KyF777 reviews
Bella Swan has been crushing on Edward Masen since the 4th grade. Soon after they get together, he disappears. What will happen to Bella? BxE. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,842 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Guardian's Destiny by hellotocarissa reviews
Young Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen have been best friends since before they can remember. But what will happen to their frienship when a chain of completely devastating and life ruining events tests their friendship? Better summary inside! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,883 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Am I Dreaming? by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella hits a tree on her 1st bike ride she wakes up to a green-eye boy in 1918. She has to figure out is her purpose to save him & have a future in the past or is she there to ensure his change & not have a possible future with him. She will get more confused when she falls for green-eyed boy as hard as she has for the Golden eye one. E's pov from present and past too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 148,843 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Do You Seem Familiar by WeLoveEdwardCullen reviews
Edward and Bella best friends as small children but what happens when Bella moves because of a tragedy to live with her estranged mother? When Edward and Bella meet again is it sudden realisation or simply a nagging feeling of familiarity? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,558 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Goodnight Love Wherever You Are by love-struck-hearts reviews
Bella and Edward wer childhod friends and nothing more, until one day Bella realises shes in love with her best friend.About to convey her true feelings she finds out Edward loves another.Dejected, she runs off leaving Edward missing her a little too much
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,144 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trip to Remember by edwardluver23 reviews
During a vacation seems like a worse time to fall in love. In Hawaii seems like the best place. Of course, all of that has to change, when the vacation ends. What will happen when they get back? WHOLE STORY NOT IN HAWAII.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,031 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8128 - Favs: 8,207 - Follows: 8,422 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lost Hero by Kellster45 reviews
The five of them were best friends, until seventh grade when Edward was taken away from them. Four years later, a very different Edward returns. What had Edward endured and what will he think of the new addition to the group? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,838 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Meet The Cullen's by LookOutShe'sGottaKeyboard reviews
Bella gose with Alice for a christmas get together, Alice's cousin Edward Likes Bella and he shows it with cockiness.How will th Cullen family surive with a cocky Edward and a sarcatic Bella? Will Bella over look the cockiness and see the real Edward? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To kill or not to kill by caffeineaddict90 reviews
Edward is a drug-lord and also a very highly-placed mafia member that controls the drug-trade in a very large city. He has to kill bella for witnessing a murder he committed. But she's not at all what he expected
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Will Never Be by Neva and Nora reviews
Bella is not an ordinary teenager, she has secrets. The problem is that she doesn't know what they are. Edward knows these secrets all too well, but he can't help her. Will she ever discover them for herself? Will she accept Edward for what he is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,269 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by The Vampiress-1918 reviews
Edward the player and Bella the good girl have been friends for years. They have always been in love but wont admit it. What happens when Bella falls for someone else? Will Edward finally tell her before its too late? Or will Bella marry the wrong man?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twisted Paths by EclipseIsMyLifeNoMore reviews
AH Bella has been friends with the Cullens for years but when she's injured, will a certain friendship grow? Or will an evil alliance get between the two? Please rate and review! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Finally Make You Mine by love-writing-life07 reviews
Bella is madly in love with her BFF's brother, Edward. He left to boarding school. But hes back now. Shes changed and determined to make him hers. "Your not ROFLing." AH rated T for now I guess....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,585 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Partners by PaleChikO.o reviews
Bella needs a partner for her class project. Edward seems to be the perfect guy for the job but all he sees is revenge and competition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
At The Edge of Reason by Cheriana reviews
When James threatens Bella, Edward panics and kidnaps her in a desperate bid to keep her safe. But can he hold her against her will, or will the interference of his family result in his worst nightmare after all? Can he rescue her? Twilight alternate end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,455 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Thread of Friendship by twitter23 reviews
Bella and gang have been friends for years. Edward left group and is a player, ignoring everyone. Will he say sorry and be forgiven? Secrets will be shone, will their friendship break because of them? New friends. A/H O/C - Humor, and better story promis
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Ring by fanpire7321 reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella is a sales assistant at the local Forks jewelry store, where she meets the handsome Edward Cullen. Instantly sparks fly. There is only one problem, the reason Edward is there is to buy something for his girlfriend. An engagement ring.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,979 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Stay Close, Don't Go by Pale.For.Hale reviews
AU:Bella, Emmett and Jasper are siblings. When theres an accident, they move to Northern California. Starting a new school, they meet a certain 3 fellow students who are selected to show them around the school. Original Pairings EdxB, EmxR, JxA.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
What If He Never Came Back? by Babybee61 reviews
Bella done cliff diving. Alice came to see her, but Edward never found out, what would happen if Edward never came back? See what happens when Edward comes back into her life 2 years after her 18th birthday, whether she likes it or not. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,829 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Alice
When worlds collide by misbahshakeel reviews
Edward the famous singer is coming to forks to shoot a music video Bella a normal,somewht geeky , teenager is still teased abt her old crush on him what will happen when their paths cross will love bloom?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Will We Be Friends Forever? by Edward-Jonathon reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. But one day, Edward betrays her, which may end up costing her life. Will Bella be able to survive? Will she be able to forgive him? Will Edward be able to forgive himself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
In A Parallel World by AmieLovesBooks reviews
Set In A Parallel World Bella Finds Herself Living With Her Adoptive Brother Jasper In Forks. Things Start To Change When Bella Finds Out The Ghost Of Edward Cullen Is Haunting Her House. Can She Help Him Find What He Needs withought falling for him? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Whatever It Takes by awesomeness32 reviews
Bella and Edward were friends when they were younger,but suddenly Edward diappeared.10 years later they meet again,but Edward has changed drastically.No matter how hard Bella tries to get his attention,Edward ignores her...Summary continued inside.R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,549 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Always friends right? reviews
bella and edward have been friends since they were 10. when they start high school, edward ignores bella. he turns into a jock and she has a secret. can they still be friends or will her secret tear them apart...all human check my profile for more info
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
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