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Book worm, geek, hermit, chronic procrastinator. That's me.

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14887 - Favs: 7,812 - Follows: 7,038 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Law Firm of LeClerq, DeCastro and Edgington, LLC by amandagm reviews
AH. Sookie is a new lawyer at the firm of LeClerq, DeCastro and Edgington, in Shreveport. What will she do when she gets conscripted by the overachieving, overbearing partner, Eric Northman? I had too much fun writing Dead and Back, so this is my second stab at fanficdom, and all human to boot. Be kind.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,297 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Eric, Sookie
The lights weren't that bright (but our eyes were tired) by Elixir.BB reviews
They meet each other again, a year after the fire that tore so many lives apart, in the waiting area of the small office, struggling to find some sort of semblance of peace. Sandor Clegane just wants to forget the memories of the flames. Sansa Stark just wants to forget the memories of her past. In between, the Elder Brother reminds them what it means to live. AU
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,344 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
After by Miss I Northman reviews
See what happens when Before ends..
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,153 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Beholden by ElfChef reviews
It's hard being a telepathic barmaid but Sookie Stackhouse can't complain. She has a nice life in her small town. It all goes up in smoke when a fairy blackmails her onto marrying a vampire. A vampire that could care less who she is or what she feels. Watch their unlikely story unfold. This isn't an easy love story but then again love and life seldom are.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,483 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Professor Northman's Extra Credit Assignments by seastarr08 reviews
I do love me some extra credit assignments. Outtakes from The Expert/Amateur.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Dead without a Work Permit by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie is tricked by Eric to go to his home country, Norway. Soon she is working for Eric and living in his house. A rewrite of the books into human characters, but still the same Eric and Sookie. AH. This story is now completed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,696 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead To My World by afalcone10 reviews
What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 325,437 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Heat is in the Tools by Miss Construed reviews
Susannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,928 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
Nothing Personal by ohfortuneslost reviews
After reaching the top of the charts with his band, Eric Northman is wondering what's next, and finds his mind being drawn back to his ex-girlfriend. AH. AU. ESN.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Life Imitating Art by floogz reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is a successful single event planner in New York City whose life is about to get a little more complicated and a lot more interesting. AH. Rated M for later chapters
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,770 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Terminal Attraction by Lubadub reviews
What happens when Pilot Eric gets trapped in an airport with Stewardess Sookie? AH, AU, Language & Lemons. Don't read it if those sorts of things offends you.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,909 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Only For Tonight Deja Vu and Then Some by Miss Construed reviews
It's the girl in the red boots and the cowboy we can't resist revisited. See what happens if "only for tonight" turns into tomorrow and the next day too! AU/AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead at Sea by seastarr08 reviews
AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Let Women Vote by Thyra10 reviews
My entry to the Age of Eric contest. Scandinavia 1880s/1890s. Sookie has "shocking" opinions on gender equality and meets a man who shares her views. Can they share more when she is opposed to marriage? AH, AU. Sookie - Eric. Won the popular vote.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sign Here by scribeninja reviews
Sookie does some online shopping and starts a fling with her UPS delivery man, Eric. Has plot, I swear. AH/OOC
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Dead and All the Dying by LaniLani reviews
AU. Sookie gets tired of Bon Temps, and on impulse decides to hit the road, looking for an adventure, which is exactly what she finds the minute a vampire takes her for a ride. SVM and all characters, including Eric, belong to CH. Not me *pouts*
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,213 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Sookie, Eric
The Amateur by seastarr08 reviews
AH/AU: Sequel to The Expert, which has been removed from FF. Its amazing what comes back to haunt you. Looking to the future with the editor and the professor.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Before by Miss I Northman reviews
So what is Niall had raised Sookie? Not her parents or Adele? What if she hadn't been known as "Crazy Sookie" but been able to become something much more? This is just an idea I had..
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,347 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sookie - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3037 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Fixing the Problem by ColourBlonde reviews
Amelia and Pam decide that Eric and Sookie need to figure things out and admit their feelings. So they take drastic measures to make them see things through each other's eyes...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,222 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Score! by afalcone10 reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is the star soccer player at Bon Temps High School, but the playing field just got a little more interesting with the new coach. AH/OOC. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,950 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie
The Big Easy: How To Cockblock Sgt Brad Colbert by afalcone10 reviews
Brad and his dearest pal Ray-Ray are unleashed in New Orleans. On Valentines Day. And Ray just broke up with his fiancee. Buckle up, it's a bumpy ride! Written for the Valentine's and Carnival Lurve contest at the Alexander Skarsgard Library Forum.
Generation Kill - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by VampAngel79 reviews
Eric/Sookie AH-AU. Eric is a lawyer. Sookie is just starting out. Ballet, Soccer and Surf fun. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,489 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Danger is a Dame by Lubadub reviews
Eric Northman is a world famous author crippled by the loss of his wife. When he meets a certain curvaceous Southern Belle, will his life ever be the same? AH/AU/OOC Lemons and language warnings.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,706 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
After the Finale by simba317 reviews
AU/AH. Cowboy Up contest entry FINALIST. They killed your family. They dashed all your hopes and dreams. So what happens after you get revenge on the people who have ruined your life? Action, adventure, gunfights, horse chases and romance, oh my!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Northman Towers by evenflo78 reviews
Sookie moves in to a new apartment. Could her landlord just happen to be the man of her dreams? All human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead on a Football Field by Thyra10 reviews
Eric is the star of the team, Sookie the new assistant coach. He hates her for being a woman in male football. She hates him for being lazy and cocky. Arrogant Bastard meets the Ice Queen. AH. AU. OOC. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Twoo Wuv: A Bloody Fairytale by pixiegiggles reviews
Summary: Entry for the 'Eric and His Great Pumpkin One-shot Contest'. Princess Bride meets SVM for some Halloween fun. Will our hero save the most beautiful girl in the world from the evil Prince?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
I want the truth but not the scars by worthfighting4 reviews
A/H A/U Sookie and Eric are having a secret relationship under the nose of their boss Felipe... when someone finds out will it be the end or just the beginning of Eric and Sookie?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Aftermath by EricBonesVladCurran reviews
What if Sookie had gone to Eric's room after leaving the rooftop? Spoilers through 2x09 "I Will Rise Up". This was the first story posted on FanFictiondotnet post-rooftop and it was written and published before 2x10 aired.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete