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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.

There's a lot I could put here...

I could say I've been following fanfic for a very long time now...

I could say that I've dabbled in writing for almost as long and am still squeamish about posting my own work...

Or I could say that none of that is relevant and let you get on with your lives.

Bring on the fanfic!

General Disclaimer:

Rather than posting this in every chapter every time I update, I'm putting this up here to make certain things plainly clear...

I, in no way, shape or form, own Twilight. Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. Nor do I own Bioshock or Bioshock Infinte, or Naruto. I am not the brilliant mind that dreams up these amazing worlds. I'm just a wannabe writer that likes to kidnap other people's characters and make them do embarrassing things that are hysterically traumatizing in environments that are borrowed from other people's 'verses. So yeah. Suing me gets you nothing but petty satisfaction and a more secure place in the lower reaches of The Bad Place.

Just pointing out the obvious!


Here's some spoilage for The Immortal Blunder.

In true Twilight fashion, there is a specific playlist that goes with the story. A good portion of it is for my enjoyment alone, but certain songs tie in with each individual chapter - a general vibe, if you will, that helped me translate what this fic is about.

Thus far it goes something like this -

Prologue: Shove It - Santigold

Chapter 1: Drone - David Garza

Chapter 2: True To Your Heart - 98

Chapter 3: Bad Moon Rising - CCR

Chapter 4: Deep Breath Deep Breath - Shoji Meguro ft. Lotus Juice

Chapter 5: Float On - Modest Mouse

Chapter 6: I Know What I Am - Band of Skulls

And the spoiler that I foretold!

Chapter 7: Oblivion - Macy Gray

Before I post the upcoming chapter, I will post the corresponding song here so that you may puzzle over the significance (of which there really is none, but I'm having fun, so just go with it) to the characters and their development.

Chapter 7 is nearly finished and ready for posting and the rest of the story has been outlined. This train is picking up speed and a glorious end is in sight! Be excited, people!


Author's Notes and Information

June 27th, 2015

Okay, lovelies, big news. My life is taking a serious turn for the better where I have secured a job that will keep me happily busy for quite a long time. Now that isn't me saying that everything here is being dropped or won't ever be updated BUT it could take more time than it has already taken to get it done. So I'm putting my nose to the grindstone to get as much of my existing work finished - particularly TIB - before my life changes forever and will also be archiving it on AO3 for future readers to find as well.

In other words, it will appear like I'm going to disappear for good but really I'm not and I intend to keep posting as I am able. Though I urge those of you who truly enjoy what I write to drop me a line and tell me what you think because that would be rad and maybe make me feel like I'm not just doing this for entirely selfish reasons. It might also light a fire under my butt to keep my word since my intentions are good but - you know the rest, I'm sure.

Anyway, a sequel to Mirror Image is in rough draft stages and both TIB and RIC have chapters in the proofread stages so updates over the next month are guaranteed unless I die a premature death. Stay tuned and don't be afraid to say hello!

~ garbageandkneehighs a.k.a that person you sometimes wonder about

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Sunlight in a Dark Room by sunshine-melodi reviews
Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,503 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7618 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Fireflies by KobutoriRisu reviews
Iruka met Kakashi far earlier, and more often, than he realises. Filling in some of the gaps in Iruka's life. KakaIru shounen ai. A bit NC 17. But you get warnings if you don't like that sort of thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,944 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Anecdotes by sunaprincess7 reviews
"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." The moments in Shikamaru's life when he is not asleep. Drabbles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,174 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Intervention Thy name is Bakusen'O! by lunamist reviews
Determined to undue the damage Sesshomaru has wrought, Bakusen'O takes a dying Inuyasha into his protection until the Lord of the West comes to understand his brother's worth. Centuries later, Inuyasha has been released into his brother's care. Soon Sesshomaru comes to understand, a sibling relationship is not what his Youkai has in mind. Ah, but how to woo a battered Hanyou?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 219,968 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Just Another Love Story by kurosora1984 reviews
See there's THIS boy and there's THAT boy. There's borderline stalking and there's music and two people face-planting into love. Did you wanna read a summary or a story? Get going then. Zemyx for A Spot of Bother
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,966 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2609 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
11:11 by underhandlilies reviews
Sometimes, one harmless wish can trigger a domino effect — and turn out to be not so harmless after all. Eleven wishes, eleven days, and a lot of damage for the wisher...Cloud really wishes he'd never wished at all. eventual Zack/Cloud. Cracky mayhem.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption by Imperial Mint reviews
"Please Itachi… I know I can't save Sasuke but I can save you." Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto's hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,367 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 3,465 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Fine Print by CoffeeWench reviews
Underground spells, not being printed, don't technically COME with fine print, but it was there; as no one reads fine print, Sarah had missed it. REVISIONS begun 2/11. Holy cow, Chapter 11 is better now, and there's actually a new chapter.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,510 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Sarah, Jareth
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Complete Opposite by Duchess of Darkness reviews
When called upon by Gaea once more, Cloud must face his worst enemy come to life. Literally. In time though, he will discover more about this mysterious and cold man as he journeys with him. Is it love and will Cloud accept it? -AU:SxC-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 129,869 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Cullen Design Firm by mystycblue reviews
Bella works for Alice at Cullen Design, where she meets Edward Cullen. Edward goes to work for Alice after the loss of his beloved wife Angela. How do you embrace the future, without letting go of the past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,015 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Growing Up Is Hard To Do by museandpinksocks reviews
Bella is forced to move home to Forks when her fiancé leaves after she becomes pregnant with his child. Upon returning home Bella meets Edward, who not only falls in love with her, but her unborn child as well. AU/AH, All Human, OOC, Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,040 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Dentes by kodak-85 reviews
“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,789 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Never Series by Ergott reviews
Have you every thought something was a bad idea, but done it anyway? So has Sarah. This is a series of short stories, mostly AU's, about that very thing. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,119 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008
Bandages by bandagesisfinished reviews
VIIVIII Sephiroth is not a mess easily cleaned up. In their Garden, the SeeDs find themselves with two new problems on their hands: a psychotic, silver haired mass murderer, and Cloud Strife, determined to finish what Jenova started.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,674 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Cats and the likes by Yui-Mag reviews
What happens when you have an exasperating rival, kittens, and exasperating rival's friend to deal with? Well, if you're Touya, Akira...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,584 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Akira T., Hikaru S.
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Godsent, Regrettably by SilverKnight reviews
Some people just can't catch a break in life. For Sephiroth, it seems that breaks come as rarely as haircuts, as he's chosen by the Planet to redeeem himself for his past transgressions - whether he actually WANTS to or not. Rejoice.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,200 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
My Little Sunflower by Machi reviews
AU,SasuNaru. Waiting for a change to lead him down a more innocent path, serial murderer Uchiha Sasuke finds it in a gentle blonde with a heart of gold, but perhaps an even darker past than his own. DARK FIC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Smoke by JuliTina reviews
When Sephiroth and Zack accidentally stumble onto Cloud Strife's recruit profile, they never even imagined all the trouble it could lead them to.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,509 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Sephiroth’s Mistress by Aenai Ai reviews
Scarlet smiled with something akin to ferocity at her own little remark. “You’ll be introducing them to your fiancé.” Sephiroth/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,662 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchstone by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Define Compatible? by ChanceXIII reviews
Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,810 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
[KH xover.Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Levitas Fragosus by BlackMercifulFaerie reviews
When Ed loses something precious to him, he would give anything to reclaim it . . . However, is what he gains worth the price of what he has to give up? Talk about equivalency . . . [RoyEd, Mpreg]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,948 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by Raz reviews
AU. YAOI. LeonxCloud. Investigating rumours of Wychcraft, Leon is forced to admit some home truths when he encounters a bewitching blond in deep trouble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Combustion by Atlantia reviews
MOVIEVERSE SamxBee. With Megatron defeated and the decepticons MIA, life begins to settle down for Sam. Except that his relationship with Mikaela isn't working, and maybe that's because things with Bumblebee are going a little too well. SLASH. Sequel up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,807 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Signs by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Roxas took a deep, steadying breath, gathering the last of his severely abused dignity close to his heart before he knocked on the door. Housekeeping.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Broken Rituals by Animegoil reviews
They fall in love so slowly, through broken rituals, that they don't realize it until it's too late. Small incidents bring Leon and Cloud together, even with things like their past, Zack and Irvine, and their own fears getting in the way. Ch7: Denial
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,176 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Reconstruction by Erisabesu reviews
Set four years after the timeskip during Konoha’s reconstruction, when Naruto finds that it’s not only the village in need of fortification. [SasuNaruSai triangle, InoSaku on the side] Yaoi, spoilers up to chapter 337.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke just wanted one chance to be with Naruto and he's going to get it, no matter what. Even if it meant showing that he was prettier than that Sakura that Naruto crushes on… [SasuNaru AU yaoi, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Still Journeying to the West Drabbles by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
The title says it all. Short stories dealing with the characters of the Saiyuki universe. Yaoi.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 40,559 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006
Pokemon Master, Sasuke by Maliciously Creative reviews
SasuNaru KakaIru, ShonenAi, Yaoi Ch. 18 up! What happens when you lose the one you loved the most? But denial is a tricky thing... causing you to see the one you love most as a pokemon and you as his trainer. NOT ABANDONED! Still working on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,193 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
Brother by shalanar reviews
All Sasuke ever wanted when he was younger was his brother's acceptance, but instead he was ignored and then betrayed. His goal now is to kill and completely forget about the older Uchiha, but will Itachi let him? Pairing: Itachi x Sasuke. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,956 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stalking Moonlight by the machination reviews
Goodnight Moon sequel, Uzumakisama and Dark Ki cowrite. In a single night, fears became truth. Nightmares became real. For Sora, surviving could be worse than death. For Riku, the hunt for answers has just begun. [noncon, slash]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,882 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005
Blind Descent by Shikami Yamino reviews
Some fall fast and hard... others simply descend without even realising it. Mainly AkiHika:HikaAki with a bit of SumiWaya. [Part 13 of 15]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 5/9/2003
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lullaby by Away From Sanity reviews
[Fluff, Shonenai] Cloud has some unusual quirks, and Leon can't help but wonder why he bothers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Would You? by Phoenix Noir reviews
Cloud is a tough kid, but he has a secret: He's afraid of fireworks. When Zack drags the poor boy to a festival, how will he cope? Z x C x S YAOI, Oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
Chronicles of a Shorty Cadet by Crazy Mary-J reviews
Being short isn't easy, especially when you've enrolled in the Shinra Military Department. Cloud Strife, rebellious 14 year old, shorty cadet, is determined to become a SOLDIER and prove his worth. Hell and total embarassment ensues.YAOI SephirothXCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,110 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Collide by OmniStrife reviews
After five years of running, they finally thought they were safe. The experiments were in the past, and all that mattered was their blooming love. But when they start thinking it's too good to be true, that's always when things go wrong. ZxC, pregame.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Avenger's Choice by Shakstergrrl reviews
Vengeance was always a deep part of Sasuke, something Naruto had to accept when they became lovers. But now that Uchiha Itachi is dead, the blond shinobi discovers that the real battle to become the most important part of Sasuke’s life has just begun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 103,630 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kyoudai by asphalt-pirate reviews
Im ALIVE! Ch 18 up! ADVENT CHILDREN SPOILERS! When Kadaj survives the ultimate battle, both he and Cloud must face the fact one cannot choose one’s family. Now everyone must come to terms with the effects and responsibilities created by the Jenova Project
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,373 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
Endymion by Daelan reviews
[[WIP: Chapter Two up]] SephirothCloud, ZackAeris. A semiAU [refer to AN in first chapter] epistolary novella. 'There's always a smile somewhere you'll want to protect.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,758 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Darkness Rising by Chibi Nataku reviews
COMPLETE! SephxCloud yaoi pairing Cloud made a deal with Hades to search for someone, but he may have taken off a bit more than he expected. There are some in the world that wish to control him for more than his fighting ability!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 202,782 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Summer Days by coin operated boii reviews
Roxas should be banned from eating popsicles. It does weird things to Axel’s mind.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Roxas, Axel
Songs and Dreams by Cardel reviews
Sora and Riku have been bestfriends since they were children. Now that they're older their friendship is slowly changing into something more. Will their new feelings bring them closer or tear them apart.AU RxS YAOI. After a year,I apologize, Ch 22 UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,415 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Riku, Sora
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lazy Love by Noniechan reviews
[Drabble 29] A collection of drabbles revolving around the cute pairing of Shikamaru and Naruto. Yaoi. ShikaNaru. Happy Holidays!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Blood of the Innocents by Kumoashi reviews
AU. What if Cloud didn't go to Midgar? What if Hojo kept him in the Nibelheim lab, and woke Vincent to keep the blond company? Finished story, R&R! :D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 254,435 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Burning Puzzle by Master-Sora reviews
Cloud is just like any normal guy, except for the part where he sells his soul to a god named Hades. And just like any other normal guy, he finds friendship and love. Of course, he has to get there first. LxC / Discontinued
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,570 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
Cloud Watching by Soul of Ashes reviews
SPOILERS FOR ADVENT CHILDREN. Vincent fantasizes of love with an old friend, until a motorcycle accident brings his secret to the light... angst, romance, fluff, VXC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Vincent V., Cloud S. - Complete
Something so Natural by tomomi reviews
Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silent High by Istoria reviews
COMPLETE 080505 A bit of the Silent Hill series mixed in with Naruto. Trapped in an illusion whose rules are unknown, they struggle to find answers before darkness consumes them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Plushies by tampoposensei reviews
Iruka and Kakashi. A weird disagreement over a weird toy. Purest fluff but should give you a giggle. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dreamer by Courtness reviews
Three years post-game, Zack finds that he survived Shin-Ra's attack, and now all he can seem to think of is Cloud... (Yaoi; ZackxCloud)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 9/19/2003
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Name That Fik by Shivvlan reviews
Want something new? Want something exciting? Want to read like you've never read before? Want SasuNaru? Want just about every other pairing known to exist? Well, I hope not, because it's not in here. But there's other stuff. Heaps of it. Go fish!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fireworks by FlamesEmbrace reviews
Ah, spring... The songs of birds, the smell of flowers, the gentle THWAK of Cupid's shruiken... For some, love hurts. On kapaa, chocolate syrup and the absurdity of True Love. Fluffy SasuNaru. Complete! R to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Raspberry Heaven by Falaphesian reviews
It's another dull summer and Kairi isn't looking forward to spending it alone now that Riku and Sora are an item. Her new job introduces her to some 'interesting' friends and Kairi soon learns more about herself than she ever wanted to know. YxK,LxC,RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,165 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Yuffie K., Kairi - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Vash's Girl reviews
[RS, LS, CL] The burning, mindnumbing pain of secrets, the touch of warm fingertips gliding over bare skin in the dark. A dark, caressing whisper, hot breath ghosting along an ear. Lock the door, throw away the key.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,349 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Snapshots by Aoi Nikko reviews
Sometimes, you have to slow down to see what you have.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2004
When I'm Gone by jen0va99 reviews
Sephiroth and Cloud search for each other during the events in KH. Uses ingame dialogue. P.17 ...and it comes out. [Yaoi, Language, Violence...Fluff SephxCloudcentric, CloudLeon, some RikuSora, others]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,342 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003
Secrets by Yaoi no Hime reviews
Feeling abandoned by his best friends, Yugi is left alone to depend on the most unlikely of people. YugixYami Bakura yaoi (11-10: chapter 5 done)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Yūgi M., Yami Bakura
Ice by Ykarzel reviews
There's a huge snow storm in the forcast, and the heat's not working at Joey's. So what happens when Seto finds out that his secret favorite puppy is sleeping cold tonight? Link to lemon, YAOI warning.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2003
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Mirror Image
Sometimes what doesn't scare you will, and sometimes there's nothing you can do to stop it. Rated M just to be on the safe side for swearing, unbeta'ed, some violence, and implied shounen ai. Other warnings include AU and unintentional OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Immortal Blunder reviews
Two Cullens, one speeding bus, an ill-fated hotdog... and a partridge in the Tree of Knowledge. Throw it all together and you've got an instant recipe for true love. AU/AH/OOC/Canon Couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Rapture in Columbia
When a man is presented so many opportunities to take the easy way out, but always ends up sacrificing himself for the greater good - you have to wonder what it will take to break him. Unfortunately for Uchiha Itachi and his strange but familiar companion, Death is not permanent. OOC, AU, Adult Themes - other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,640 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Itachi U., Naruto U.