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This poem is really sad so be prepared...

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.


Random But VERY true Facts!

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown
"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" –Unknown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” – Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
“He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that idiot upside the head
Pass it on...
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Friends offer chips.Closer Friends give you fries.Best friends steal them from you.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Jasper Whitlock I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series)Edwardcullenrocks(Edward Cullen-twilight, Yuki and Kyo Sohma-fruits basket, and Alexander Sterling-vampire kisses series)Cocoloco123(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight ),miss-awesome(emmett mccarty cullen)

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
WARNING:Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. NOTE:Do use an axe to kill a fly on ur enemies head
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Emo kids have cool hair
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay.he hit me me with his purse

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE

my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
i hate it when the voices argue with my imaginary friends
Smile. It confuses people.

hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as the go by.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Jasper is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when u start to sing a old song that no one under 60 should know, in public.Crazy is when everything goes quiet and your friend and you bust out laughing and everyone stares. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it
real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
The evil gnomes poked me in the but with a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Welcome to the world of very scary fearies!
For those who think fearies are innocent little creatures...
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Feeding my pet old person right now...!
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? crap. now i'm a sugar bowl
I'm bartending at an AA meeting
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! :D)
I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: "Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!" me:" That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that..."
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
yo-yos were invented as a weapon
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, Edwardcullenrocks,Cocoloo123, miss-awesome

If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?'
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Why is a package transported in a car called shipment, but on a ship it's called cargo?
Why isn't phonetics spelt the way it sounds?
Why Didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Why is Lisp spelt with an "S"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of Coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Stop singing and read on . . . .. . . .
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Thomas Baker made bread, and John Carpenter built houses, what did John Hancock do?
The other day I was wondering, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets to you?"

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? one on my finger, i was trying to seperate two toffees with a knife and the knife slipped and cut me i had to get two stitches it really freaked my friend out because we were alone at her house

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? nothing, exept a framed crosstitch of a rocking horse my mum made when she was pregnant with me. i had to take my posters down


4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? almost everyhthing exept gangster rap and things like the pussy cat dolls.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? around lunch time

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? kellan lutz or emmett and an under water digital camera and cordial!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? mah friendz :(

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? ummmm.. i dont know

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? i dont know it keeps changing


11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? yes its so scary

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? i dont know i cry at every thing thats sad and laugh so hard i cry so many times a day


14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Brown or blond hair, green or blue eyes. Guys


16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? coke coke coke coke coke coke coke






24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? chuck taylor converse shoes

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? a bunny called teddy



29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? with your mouth not a phone or someone elses mouth


31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? it doesnt really matter


33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? i dont know it depends on how im feeling and stuff

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? ive never been to the usa but i have been and lived over seas

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? it changes from day to day with my mood or is that a weakness i dont know some weaknesses can also be strengths

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? i dont know

37. FIRST JOB? not employed yet

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? i dont think so i think it would be mean



43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? got em now

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? under water digital camera, kellan lutz, money and music

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1 or 2 i love kids


49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? what evers in the bathroom


51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? i dont eat meat so none and yes i am a vegetarian

52. ANY BAD HABITS? yeah

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? i dont know i like my cds and if i dont or find them embarresing i puit them on some one elses shelf


56. DO LOOKS MATTER? kinda

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I yell at inferior children!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA and stamp my feet and growl and do sneaky revenge

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my friend staceys house

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? a teddy bear named snookums who became a saecret agent and had to change his name to teddy now you know to much so you must die

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? i dont have a cell phone



65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? sweetness, homour, kindness, compassion,he likes me

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? bess my real name is secret

67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? i dont have a faviroute i love two many

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? i dont know my faveriroute is usaully the one im watching










78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? i dont know probalbly stacey

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? looks because i usaully see them before i talk to them


81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? everything

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November its my birthmonth

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? tauras(my bff), cows and earth or scorpio(me),water together we make mud

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? dark brown

86. EYE COLOR? blue green and oddly goldy yelolow







95. KISSES OR HUGS? boph



98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? a tiny transformer car it be awesome


100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: what love life wait my friend thinks a guy likes me but i definitly dont like him and he has a girl friend

and then it hit me.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Funny Stuff

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD.

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. “Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.”

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

No, I don’t have PMS. I just really hate you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it...”

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.--It's really sick to think of Ron's line in HP7 after reading this like I just did...

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.

Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world...maybe...

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

“Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

The sun has set, the moon has risen, today’s the day we get out of prison!!

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bull.

I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I’m not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”

“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’”

“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because ‘They’ve seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.’ These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”

“Why are some girls so naive? He didn’t unbutton your shirt to see a better view of your heart.”

“When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you”

“Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will hurt my inner child”

“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”BUT JASPER IS THE BOMB! THE OTHERS ARE EMO! LOL!

“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”

“Tired of living and scared of dying.”

“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”

“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.

“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”

“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”

“I hear your silence loud and clear.”

“The past is only the future with the lights on.”

“Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork" Iprefersporksmyself...

Funny random sayings

1. My best friend is better than yours! So put that in your juice box and suck it!

2. I am the future of America... be afraid... be VERY afraid

3. Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip

4. Come to the dark side; we have cookies

5. I'm not so good at advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

6. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. ; )

7. Duct Tape is like the force. There's a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.

8. I poured stop remover on my dog... now he's gone.

9. If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?

10. My computer may have beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Abraham Lincoln

holy crape holy crape holy crape i just released evil is live bacwards scary

Friendship consists of only one soul; inhabiting two bodies.


Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste!!"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Shoes can change your life just ask Cinderella.

My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish.

So there is this thing called retardedness and me and my girls have gone pro.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tryed slamming a revolving door.

My mother told me not to talk to strange people i never talk to myself any more.

Remember that the titanic was built by professionals and the ark was built by ametures.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Friends will lend you an umbrella when it rains but a best friend will steal yours and yell run B@# run.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isnt it."

Go ahead and rain on my parade i have a really cool umbrella.

Dont frown when you are sad because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Lifes to short to blend in.

The next time you think you are perfect try walking on water.

Life isnt about waiting for the storm to stop its about going out there and daincing in the rain.

Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls but nothing is more pretty than me and my girls.

Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell you to sit down and shut up.

We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see. but why only 1 heart? because the other one was given to someone else for us to find.

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Guys are like slinkies...it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Jasper Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."

I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

Amazing you hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

My mind not only wanders sometimes it leaves completely!

Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today!

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

Esme Cullen: Sweeter than you since 1800s

Carlisle Cullen: Smarter than you since 1640

Never argue with an idiot. The drag you down to their own level and then beat you with experience.

Forget Princess I want to be a vampire!

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."

"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling?!"

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

The best things in life are unseen. That's why we colse our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as hard. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I am who I am & sweetie I dont need your approval no matter how important yo u think it is...

If it wasnt for the last minute nothing would ever get done.

I eat peanut butter straight from the jar, prefer bear hugs to air kisses,sing along to cheesey songs and believe in second chances.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

Don't regret anything that made you smile because it made you happy even if things are different now it was worth it at the time.

It doesn't matter who you were a decade ago, a year ago, or even yesterday ... what matters is who you are today, and will be tomorrow!

FROM THE DESK OF TOTO - Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz...took the shoes...find your own way home. Love, Toto.

If you let your past disrupt your present you won't have any future.

They lied... Hard work has killed plenty of people.

Life was easier when making decisions was solved by a mood ring, doing rock,paper,scissors or shaking an 8 ball.

I know Jacob Black is fake... but Taylor Lautner is 100 REAL! :P

A Twilight Rehab center opened next door... Dont worry it is made of wood so it will burn quickly =)

I got paper cut yesterday but I got depressed because I waited the whole day but Jasper still didnt bite me =(

I keep trying to kidnapp Jasper but Alice is always there waiting for me. How does she kn...Oh Yeah

You may be my best friend but if zombies are chasing us I will trip you... But if the Cullens are chasing us feel free to trip me!

Team Alice because she can predict the shuffle on her I-pod =)

Save Gas drive like a Cullen

In my mind Jasper is my boyfriend, Alice is my best friend, Emmett is the big brother i never had and Jacob..well... hes around if i get cold!

"I know what you are, pale white and ice cold" "Say it, out loud" "Ice cream cake!"

Guys... don't take your girl to see new moon... u wont get any attention... u would just get jealous coz shes drooling over the guys on screen XD

Whoever wrecked Midnight Sun should have the Volturi sent to their house... And the wives!

Isnt the Harry Potter Story a little far fetched... I can believe the magic and the unicorns but a ginger kid with 2 mates that would never happen!

I can speak only casual Parsel Tounge... Its not much but I know all the basics... "Wheres the bathroom" "Open the chamber of secrets" that kind of stuff...

A tiger says "When I roar the whole Jungle shakes" The lion said "When I roar the whole of South America is scared" The pig said "When I sneeze the whole world craps themsleves.

My friends are the type who can turn even the most innocent conversation into something dirty...


Im not fat I am just allergic to your perfume so everytime you are near me I swell up.

I always get my relatives petrol soaked fake mostaches. Its so much funto see their faces light up... =)

Females are tempermental thats 90 temper and 10 mental

What do you call a man who is kind, intelligent and considerate as well as strong and sexy?? A Cullen =)

I may look like a cute freckle faced country girl but there is a darkness inside me so if you want to piss me off make sure you plan your funeral first...

Anything you say I can and will associate with Twilight! (Me and my friend have been trying this she hasnt go tme yet I got her in like 5 minutes)

Roses are red violets are gold now get of your but and do what you are told!

I warn you the shit you hear about me could be true but then again it may be just as fake as the BITCH who told you!

If you have something to say say it to my face so that I can slap you for it.

Sweetie- You might be two faced but PLEASE at least make one of them pretty...

I can read minds... I know what you are doing... Wait its coming to me... Your on Fan-Fiction aint ya... See told you I knew...

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Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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MissionExchange by S.B.M.S.F reviews
Cammie, Bex, Liz and Macey need to go on a mission. But what happens when they have to change their identities? How will the boys react when they find out? Bad summary just read and review please. First fanfic!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Emmet is dumb! Why? by Twilight's evil Pixie reviews
Jasper and Emmet find out why Emmet is so dumb
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Emmett Cullen Adventures by Hannahcopter reviews
See into the mind of The Cullen Family's Brother Bear as he takes you on an adventure only Grizzly Bears could handle. All One shots! Some actually really happened! find out more inside! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Emmett
Apple's and Candy by AliceCANcu reviews
A series of funny short stories. Brought to you by The Cullen's Mini Zoo. And AliceCANcu. Wow that rymes! Rated T for later idea's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Damn Emmett Part 2 by lovejoypeacetpl reviews
this is the second part of Damn Emmett. in this one Emmett, and Bella go to a lake and swim. what kind of danger will Emmett put Bella in this time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Rosalie and Emmett Adoption by CrzyMonkyFrk reviews
Short One-shot about Emmett and Rosalie trying to have kids as vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
I see Paris, I see France by SnappleApple450 reviews
Sequel to Emmett's Mistake. Yay! Bella goes to Paris with the Cullen girls during spring break. Things will happen that will change her life forever. Friendships are tested. Love's flame bursts into a wildfire, but with who... rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,399 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Crazy Cullens by An Emotional Vampire reviews
My first Twilight fanfic. Emmett is a Harry Potter fan, Holidays are coming up and the Cullens just go nuts. Many different themes for each chapter! please review? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett Cullen by LadyAlera reviews
My thoughts on what Emmett does when his family isn't around. Rated T for mild language. Jacob Black poem now added.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Esme's Mothering by toriaa reviews
Emmett gets himself into a bit of trouble with Bella, more is told by Emmett than meant to be. Esme has to scold him. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Day At The Zoo! by JayJayHale reviews
It’s Emmett’s birthday his human birthday but come on it is Emmett and he wants to celebrate it with his family at the zoo! Hilarity ensues as the Cullen’s try to keep Emmett in line while still allowing him to enjoy his bday. No Ness. Bella's a Vamp
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Second Love by Crow on the TV ariel reviews
What would happen if Emmett, the strongest vampire in the Cullen coven, was to put his amazing strength to bad use. And develop a stupidly hilarious love for Rice crispies? Well, I decided to fine out. Read on, and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete