This poem is really sad so be prepared...
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
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Random But VERY true Facts!
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb
"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Friends offer chips.Closer Friends give you fries.Best friends steal them from you.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, Edwardcullenrocks,Cocoloo123, miss-awesome
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? one on my finger, i was trying to seperate two toffees with a knife and the knife slipped and cut me i had to get two stitches it really freaked my friend out because we were alone at her house
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? nothing, exept a framed crosstitch of a rocking horse my mum made when she was pregnant with me. i had to take my posters down
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? i dont know im asleep!
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? almost everyhthing exept gangster rap and things like the pussy cat dolls.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? around lunch time
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? kellan lutz or emmett and an under water digital camera and cordial!
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? mah friendz :(
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? ummmm.. i dont know
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? i dont know it keeps changing
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?sometimes
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? yes its so scary
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? i dont know i cry at every thing thats sad and laugh so hard i cry so many times a day
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? i dont know
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Brown or blond hair, green or blue eyes. Guys
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? in a park
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? coke coke coke coke coke coke coke
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese!
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? M & M's
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? NO YOU CRAZY GOLD FISH EATER!
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Hmmm... i dont know
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? no
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? chuck taylor converse shoes
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? a bunny called teddy
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I JUST TOLD YOU IDIOT
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? with your mouth not a phone or someone elses mouth
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 64
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? it doesnt really matter
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my friend staceys
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? i dont know it depends on how im feeling and stuff
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? ive never been to the usa but i have been and lived over seas
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? it changes from day to day with my mood or is that a weakness i dont know some weaknesses can also be strengths
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? i dont know
37. FIRST JOB? not employed yet
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? i dont think so i think it would be mean
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? cant remember
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My eyes
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? got em now
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? under water digital camera, kellan lutz, money and music
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1 or 2 i love kids
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? yes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? what evers in the bathroom
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? not really
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? i dont eat meat so none and yes i am a vegetarian
52. ANY BAD HABITS? yeah
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? i dont know i like my cds and if i dont or find them embarresing i puit them on some one elses shelf
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yeah mabye i dont know
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? kinda
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I yell at inferior children!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA and stamp my feet and growl and do sneaky revenge
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? my friend staceys house
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? a teddy bear named snookums who became a saecret agent and had to change his name to teddy now you know to much so you must die
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? i dont have a cell phone
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? NO!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? ALL THE TIME!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? sweetness, homour, kindness, compassion,he likes me
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? bess my real name is secret
67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? i dont have a faviroute i love two many
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? i dont know my faveriroute is usaully the one im watching
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I dont know!
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? banana
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? YES I DO AS A MATTER OF FACT MR. SMARTY PANTS!
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? uhhh...
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?NO I DID NOT MR. SMARTYPANTS
74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? i dont know
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Not really
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? music
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? i dont know probalbly stacey
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? looks because i usaully see them before i talk to them
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? i dont know
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? everything
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November its my birthmonth
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? tauras(my bff), cows and earth or scorpio(me),water together we make mud
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? dark brown
86. EYE COLOR? blue green and oddly goldy yelolow
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? KFC
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?no
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Simpsons
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? meh
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? trumpet
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I DONT GIVE A DAMN BOUT POLITICS
95. KISSES OR HUGS? boph
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? CD
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? a tiny transformer car it be awesome
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? betrayed
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: what love life wait my friend thinks a guy likes me but i definitly dont like him and he has a girl friend
and then it hit me.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD.
I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. “Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.”
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
No, I don’t have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You
“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.--It's really sick to think of Ron's line in HP7 after reading this like I just did...
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.
Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world...maybe...
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Tell the truth and run.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored
Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
Set sail in a general that way direction.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
“Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?”
Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
The sun has set, the moon has risen, today’s the day we get out of prison!!
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
He said I love you, I sneezed and said sorry I’m allergic to bull.
I’ll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don’t obsess! I think intensely.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
I’m so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
When I say LOL I’m not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”
“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”
“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”
“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”
“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
“A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying ‘Man, that was fun!’”
“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because ‘They’ve seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.’ These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”
If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Unfortunately, you can’t die of a broken heart.
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”
“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”
“I’m the kind of person your parents warned you about.”
“Why are some girls so naive? He didn’t unbutton your shirt to see a better view of your heart.”
“When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you”
“Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will hurt my inner child”
“Don’t judge a book by its cover or a person by their scars”BUT JASPER IS THE BOMB! THE OTHERS ARE EMO! LOL!
“It’s not until you’re broken that you know what you’re made of.”
“Tired of living and scared of dying.”
“It requires MORE courage to suffer than to die.”
“You said that you would die for me, you must live for me too”.
“To die is nothing but a long goodbye.”
“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”
“I hear your silence loud and clear.”
“The past is only the future with the lights on.”
“Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork" Iprefersporksmyself...
Funny random sayings
1. My best friend is better than yours! So put that in your juice box and suck it!
2. I am the future of America... be afraid... be VERY afraid
3. Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip
4. Come to the dark side; we have cookies
5. I'm not so good at advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
6. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. ; )
7. Duct Tape is like the force. There's a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
8. I poured stop remover on my dog... now he's gone.
9. If Barbie is so popular then why do you have to buy her friends?
10. My computer may have beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
holy crape holy crape holy crape i just released evil is live bacwards scary
Friendship consists of only one soul; inhabiting two bodies.
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste!!"
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit
Shoes can change your life just ask Cinderella.
My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish.
So there is this thing called retardedness and me and my girls have gone pro.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tryed slamming a revolving door.
My mother told me not to talk to strange people i never talk to myself any more.
Remember that the titanic was built by professionals and the ark was built by ametures.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Friends will lend you an umbrella when it rains but a best friend will steal yours and yell runrun.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isnt it."
Go ahead and rain on my parade i have a really cool umbrella.
Dont frown when you are sad because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Lifes to short to blend in.
The next time you think you are perfect try walking on water.
Life isnt about waiting for the storm to stop its about going out there and daincing in the rain.
Diamonds are pretty and so are pearls but nothing is more pretty than me and my girls.
Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell you to sit down and shut up.
We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see. but why only 1 heart? because the other one was given to someone else for us to find.
One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
Guys are like slinkies...it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Jasper Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."
"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."
"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."
"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."
I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
Amazing you hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
My mind not only wanders sometimes it leaves completely!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today!
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
Esme Cullen: Sweeter than you since 1800s
Carlisle Cullen: Smarter than you since 1640
Never argue with an idiot. The drag you down to their own level and then beat you with experience.
Forget Princess I want to be a vampire!
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling?!"
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.
I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?
Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
The best things in life are unseen. That's why we colse our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.
Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as hard. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.
Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
I am who I am & sweetie I dont need your approval no matter how important yo u think it is...
If it wasnt for the last minute nothing would ever get done.
I eat peanut butter straight from the jar, prefer bear hugs to air kisses,sing along to cheesey songs and believe in second chances.
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
Don't regret anything that made you smile because it made you happy even if things are different now it was worth it at the time.
It doesn't matter who you were a decade ago, a year ago, or even yesterday ... what matters is who you are today, and will be tomorrow!
FROM THE DESK OF TOTO - Dear Dorothy, Hate Oz...took the shoes...find your own way home. Love, Toto.
If you let your past disrupt your present you won't have any future.
They lied... Hard work has killed plenty of people.
Life was easier when making decisions was solved by a mood ring, doing rock,paper,scissors or shaking an 8 ball.
I know Jacob Black is fake... but Taylor Lautner is 100 REAL! :P
A Twilight Rehab center opened next door... Dont worry it is made of wood so it will burn quickly =)
I got paper cut yesterday but I got depressed because I waited the whole day but Jasper still didnt bite me =(
I keep trying to kidnapp Jasper but Alice is always there waiting for me. How does she kn...Oh Yeah
You may be my best friend but if zombies are chasing us I will trip you... But if the Cullens are chasing us feel free to trip me!
Team Alice because she can predict the shuffle on her I-pod =)
Save Gas drive like a Cullen
In my mind Jasper is my boyfriend, Alice is my best friend, Emmett is the big brother i never had and Jacob..well... hes around if i get cold!
"I know what you are, pale white and ice cold" "Say it, out loud" "Ice cream cake!"
Guys... don't take your girl to see new moon... u wont get any attention... u would just get jealous coz shes drooling over the guys on screen XD
Whoever wrecked Midnight Sun should have the Volturi sent to their house... And the wives!
Isnt the Harry Potter Story a little far fetched... I can believe the magic and the unicorns but a ginger kid with 2 mates that would never happen!
I can speak only casual Parsel Tounge... Its not much but I know all the basics... "Wheres the bathroom" "Open the chamber of secrets" that kind of stuff...
A tiger says "When I roar the whole Jungle shakes" The lion said "When I roar the whole of South America is scared" The pig said "When I sneeze the whole world craps themsleves.
My friends are the type who can turn even the most innocent conversation into something dirty...
Im not fat I am just allergic to your perfume so everytime you are near me I swell up.
I always get my relatives petrol soaked fake mostaches. Its so much funto see their faces light up... =)
Females are tempermental thats 90 temper and 10 mental
What do you call a man who is kind, intelligent and considerate as well as strong and sexy?? A Cullen =)
I may look like a cute freckle faced country girl but there is a darkness inside me so if you want to piss me off make sure you plan your funeral first...
Anything you say I can and will associate with Twilight! (Me and my friend have been trying this she hasnt go tme yet I got her in like 5 minutes)
Roses are red violets are gold now get of your but and do what you are told!
I warn you the shit you hear about me could be true but then again it may be just as fake as the BITCH who told you!
If you have something to say say it to my face so that I can slap you for it.
Sweetie- You might be two faced but PLEASE at least make one of them pretty...
I can read minds... I know what you are doing... Wait its coming to me... Your on Fan-Fiction aint ya... See told you I knew...
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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