Author has written 14 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Beyblade, Naruto, Lab Rats, 2012, Hole, 2009, Storm Hawks, D N Angel, Noragami/ノラガミ, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.
You can call me empie if you want
'People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.'
Age: 115...or was it 116...? Maybe 220...
Gender: ...Uhm, I guess you could say I'm of the female race
Interests: Animals, writing (fanfiction/poems), reading (anything as long as it has action in it), music, biking, swimming, singing and I LOVE to talk/write/think in English.
My series: Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, Beyblade, Naruto, Dragonball Z, Tales of the Abyss, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, Heartstrings, Falling Skies, Teen wolf, CSI, CSI: New York, Supernatural, Merlin, Numb3rs, Hawaii Five-0, The Vampire Diaries and The Big Bang Theory.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Girl With The Wolves (USA), phoenixyfriend (USA & Serbia), empire14 (The Netherlands)
Characters I like (no particular order)
Cloud (Final Fantasy VII), Zack (Final Fantasy VII), Kai (Beyblade), Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Dean (Supernatural), Gray (Fairy Tail), Natsu (Fairy Tail), Erza (Fairy Tail), Kirito (Sword Art Online), Asuna (SAO), Dark (DN Angel), Musica (Rave Master), Yoh (Shaman King), Len (Shaman King), Trunks (Dragonball Z), Stiles (Teen Wolf), Ben (Falling Skies), Hal (Falling Skies), Lee Sin (Heartstrings), Gyu Won (Heartstrings), Stephan (Vampire Diaries), Damon (Vampire Diaries).
I started reading a trilogy...and was done after a week, it was AWESOME!! So for all of you who love the scifi/fantasy genre and aren't afraid of books with 500 pages, I would seriously recommend The Riyria Revelations (by Michael J. Sullivan). I find his writing style to be extremely easy to read yet not degrading and he has the best dry humour ever! I am currently trying to find his prequel to The Riyria Revelations called The Viscount and the Witch 'cause I can't wait to read more!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
xYou love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
TOTAL: 8 (wow, who'd have thought huh, because...well...I actually am a girl.)
Some wise words I would like to share with you:
You know you're in love when you can't sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams!!
Messing everything up at once is also highly effective.
Sharing fairly is what we do, so half is for me and nothing's for you.
You can never speak of a problem; It's either a strange development or a challenge but never a problem
If you can't choose, choose both. (Which is actually still a decision, so hey! Problemo solved.)
Never let the oppurtunity to do something you really want to do slide or you'll regret it, which is someting you don't want to feel... trust me.
Believing in "The One" and waiting for him/her does not mean you can't have fun while you wait.
Half of the things you worry about will never happen, the other half you can handle.
Te be is to do - Socrates
I am responsible for the things I say, not the things you seem to hear.
I live in my own world, but that's okay...they know me there.
In this world you have three different kinds of people:
Those who make things happen,
"I learned that no matter how tall a wall stands, there's always a way to knock it down to size" (Kai-Beyblade)
"Cloud wasn't the tallest of men, a little below average perhaps, but what he lacked in height, he made up for in demonic strength and mental baggage." (FFVII-fic called Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN, a must read for FFVII lovers!!)
"I can resist anything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)
"At examinations, the foolish ask questions that the wise can't answer." (Oscar Wilde)
"Courage isn't the abscence of fear, it is knowing something else is more important than fear" (Princess's diaries)
"You can't sacrifice anything for your friends if you don't have any friends...guess that'll be my motto" (Yoh-Shaman King)
"To the world you may be only one person, but to one person you are the world." (unknown)
"His eyes are too full of guilt to really see me, to see his reflection in my eyes, the reflection of my hero, the brother who tried always to protect me the best he could. He will never think that he did enough, and he will never understand that I do not think he should have done more." (Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie)
"Your friends can be your worst enemies, they know all about you, and your weaknesses." (me)
"I had an argument with the bug" (Stephen-Primeval)
"Yes I talk to myself. But only because I listen to what I'm saying and know what I mean." (me)
“I laugh in the face of danger, then run away before it can hurt me." (WhiteWitchArcherAlchemist)'I so totally agree with this one!'
"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead." Unknown (Blind faith in mankinds inability to keep its mouth shut about anything.)
"If you can't convince them, confuse them!" Wanderer of souls and light
"I swear to drunk I'm not god"... Random Roy Mustang Icon
"I can't find it"-REALLY MEANS- "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."scoobyrocks44
"That's womens' work."-REALLY MEANS-"It's dirty, difficult, and thankless."scoobyrocks44
"Will you marry me?"-REALLY MEANS-"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."scoobyrocks44
"Can I help you with dinner?"-REALLY MEANS-"Why isn't it already on the table?"scoobyrocks44
"It would take too long to explain."-REALLY MEANS-"I have no idea as to how it works."scoobyrocks44
"I'm getting more exercise lately-REALLY MEANS-"The batteries in the remote are dead."scoobyrocks44
"Take a break, honey, you;re working too hard-REALLY MEANS-"I can't hear the TV over the vacuum."scoobyrocks44
"Sis, I'm not entirely sober anymore..."My brother
"True love doesn't have happy ending, because true love never ends." Summary of some fanfic I can't remember (probably an Inuyasha one)
"What's your excuse?"
"Aren't you a little young for drinking?"
"You've got to take things slowly one day at a time. Stick to a plan and...try not to be so pushy."
"And to know that your existence made someone happy, to know that someone took joy in the fact that you breathed, that you lived, and be secure in that knowledge… That was bliss." phrase from a Naruto fanfic called Concessions by Systaticism
"The day I stop daydreaming will be the day I stop living." rebekah5220
Chin: after Steve calls Catherine for help with a car chase "You got her to use a military recon satellite and then you made a date!?"
Danny: "Is that your sister in the car?"
Arthur: *says quite irritably* "Do you have any natural gifts Merlin?"
Seth: "You force me to live amongst these pod-people and then the first cool person I meet...it's like you kick him out of the house!"
Sandy:"If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?"
Kirsten: "You're back!!" *jumps ups and hugs both Seth and Ryan*
Stuff that is just too god damn funny! (Well, it is when your in a certain mood ;) !!!)
I will not think about guys. I will not think about guys. I will not think abo- whoa! A hot guy!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Smile. It confuses people.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
Looking for the perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie.
Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if its your last day
Best friends, its who we are . . . instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the way and say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things then we find out we were both wrong.
If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!?
The 'Copy and Past' stuff
A poem about Child Abuse. Past this onto your profile if you feel that every child out there should have a happy childhood.
My name is Daniel
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Daniel
I am but three,
Tonight was the night
My daddy murdered me.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, 'cause over two billion people in the world cannot read it at all:
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I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you talk to yourself sometimes, know it's something only crazy people are supposed to do but don't give a damn about what other people think. Copy and paste this onto your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile
If you ever wished to meet a character from the show copy/paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.
There is head-banging music, and there are head-banging problems. If every time you try to watch a DVD it freezes because your jerkoff brother scratched it, you want to bang your head on the nearest possible object, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in you favorite book or movie. If you're crazy, copy and paste this!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
.••) .•) .•.•) .•) Pass this around if you want to be famous someday!
If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
A real diamond can cut through glass and glass can cut through you. If this is so, than why can't diamond cut through you easier than glass? If you have seriously random and of topic thoughts during serious conversations, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, ottawawolf, empire14
How to be an Artist: by Sark
If at least 15-20 of the lines in this poem apply to you in any way, shape, or form; THEN POST THIS TO YOUR PROFILE! Embrace your inner child. We are all kids at heart.
If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid (we are!), copy and paste this into your profile.
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Things I happen to come across and find funny enough to share with you guys.
The BESTEST FRIENDS "TEST"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will leave you while running away scared in the face of danger.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money;
And as we all know, time is money;
And because money is the root of all evil;
And now, we are forced to conclude that;
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