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Joined 09-27-09, id: 2097471, Profile Updated: 04-11-15
Author has written 43 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I won't be posting future stories on this site. Please do find me on AO3 or LiveJournal to view my latest work. Thank you! (I'm not regularly on Tumblr either, but you're welcome to find me there too if you like.)

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Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars by Alkarin reviews
Harry nunca tuvo una visita del Hada de los Dientes cuando fue niño, pero ahora que se ha sacado sus muelas del juicio, está tentado a intentarlo de nuevo. Sabe que es una tontería. Obviamente lo es. Ridículo, en realidad. Pero entonces, algunas veces se siente bien el creer en un poco de magia. TRADUCCIÓN AUTORIZADA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Slytherin Urn reviews
Nothing turns Harry on quite like redemption. Written for 2015 hp kinkfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fata Morgana reviews
"It's only a mirage," they tell Draco (and Pepper). "You must be imagining," they dismiss him in turn. But Draco Malfoy is certain that something is out there, and, come hell or Harry Potter, he'll find out. He *will*. Contains: Dragons, mirages, and Arthurian legends. Also a recalcitrant Crup and a house-elf on a tricycle. (I honestly don't know how these things happen.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Wish Upon a Star (As Dreamers Do) reviews
There's plant magic and celestial magic and dark magic and the normal magic that allows Harry to use a spell to clean his socks when Myrtle's taken up in his laundry room again. Then there are wishes, and dreams, and love, and those are even more magical still. (Harry/Draco, side pairings Hannah/Neville, Hermione/Ron)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crystal Clear reviews
Harry customizes a snow globe. Draco listens to centaur weather reports. Ron investigates the height of Pansy's boots. And Hermione knows even more than everything, as usual. (No one signs up for the class for lactating witches.) A remix of the artwork "The First Snow" by 0idontknow0. (Harry/Draco; side pairing Ron/Pansy; Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
HD LDWS Round 6 drabbles reviews
A series of four drabbles from H/D Last Drabble Writer Standing Round #6. The drabbles are a mix of gen and Harry/Draco slash fic, and a variety of genres, including fluff, comedy, and angst/drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
And So Death Took reviews
Fairy tales may soothe small children into slumber, but some stories themselves refuse to sleep. The Tale of Three Brothers, retold. Harry/Draco, Hermione/Ron side pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Lies Bleating reviews
It took a very special goat to scale Draco's lonely heart. Narcissa POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Kiss the Joy (Until the Sun Rise) reviews
The Room of Requirement was severely damaged in the war, but not so much that it could not provide for one lost student and another young hero—especially when they needed each other most of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,757 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Very Important Meeting reviews
Harry's head is in the Floo but Draco's is in the gutter. PWP, ICMezzo-style. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unforgivable reviews
Prompt fill for melusinahp 's One Prompt, Many Writers drabble challenge. (500 words, any pairing) Prompt: "To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves." ― Federico García Lorca, Blood Wedding and Yerma.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He walked reviews
Harry walked, his eyes on the road instead of the horizon. Flashfic. Gen fic. Canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling reviews
Draco is all atwitter when he wakes up on his birthday with a few unexpected feathers. Suspecting foul play, he enlists Harry to help him get rid of his unfortunate birden—er, burden.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Shoemaker and the Elves reviews
Draco makes shoes. Or, well, at least he would have done, except they started making themselves, and really, that was quite odd, if he thought about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tooth Fairy Fights and Wisdom Teeth Wars reviews
Harry never had a visit from the Tooth Fairy when he was a boy, but now that he's had his wisdom teeth pulled, he's tempted to try again. He knows it's silly. Obviously it is. Ridiculous, really. But then, sometimes it feels nice to believe in a little magic. Warnings/Content Notes: Expired potions, excessive silliness, and mild Hufflepuff bashing. May contain nuts and lulz.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Everything Forgotten To Memory reviews
Harry couldn't remember and Draco knew too much. Or was it the other way around? Harry/Draco, Slash, Rated M. Written for the 2012 Smoochfest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Redwood reviews
Draco's friends think his new wand seems awfully familiar, but Draco's positive it's just plain awful. Warnings: Crack comedy, terrible innuendo, and use of the phrase "impossibly hard."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Where the Sun Leads reviews
In the ancient near east, small Israelite villages dot the plains, and survival requires every person to play a part. But in this world of foreordained roles and careful routine, the sudden presence of a stranger changes everything one man has ever known
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Evergreen reviews
Carlisle breathed in the heady air, filled to the brim with evergreen and spice and Christmas and... Edward. Vampires. Slash. Edward, Carlisle, and Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Ivory and Eyes reviews
A thousand eyes are all singularly focused on him as he prepares to tear each member of the audience apart. If he is lucky, he too will come undone. This fic was written for the Twilight Kink Fest. Warnings: Autagonistophilia, sexual content. AH, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Edward - Complete
The Hidden Tails of Harry and Draco reviews
Harry turned to Draco across the breakfast table. "I'll have to go away this weekend," he said. It was very nearly the truth... Rated M. Contains absurd quantities of H/D slash, animagus, and fluffity fluffy fluff. And maybe a few laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Missing One reviews
Carlisle got home from the hospital, he toed off his shoes, draped his jacket over the top of his favorite chair, then went upstairs to wait. Vamp. AU. Flash fic written for the Vamp Halloween Fest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Beaufort reviews
This is the story of Edward. Of choices. And of the wind, which lifts and carries and bends us to its will. Bonds are tested, storms are weathered, and love is the measure against which all must be judged. Slash. Vampires. Edward/Carlisle. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Passed in Paris reviews
"You can't escape the past in Paris, and yet what's so wonderful about it is that the past and present intermingle so intangibly..." In Paris, he remembers. Slash. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Edward - Complete
Said and Not Quite Done: Outtakes & Futuretakes reviews
This is a series of outtakes and futuretakes to accompany the story "Said and Done". Edward/Jasper slash, vamp/human. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Lithotripsy & Ballcocks:How Jasper Won the Lottery reviews
Jasper calls on Dr. Edward Cullen, Drain Surgeon, to help him with his leaking hose. Will Edward also fix his broken toilet? An entry for the Slash/Backslash 3.0 contest. Jasper/Edward. Rated M. AH. Comedy/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
An Edward a Day reviews
A compilation of flash fics featuring a series of different Edwards, different genres, and different pairings. Posted daily ish . Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward - Complete
The Lighthouse reviews
Salt and rocks. Edward and Jasper. Ocean, tears, and a chance to find their way home. A sequel to the one-shot "Rocky Shores." AH, slash, angst, rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Seamen Extraordinaire reviews
Jasper and Emmett take to the water in: Seamen Extraordinaire. A tale of tight canals, sand-filled crevices, and vampires with little to do but each other. Written for Twilighted's Friday Free For All. Jasper/Emmett slash. Vampires. Crackfic. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
How could it not have been? reviews
Temptation comes in many forms. Carlisle's thoughts to his mind-reader. Vamp C/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Carlisle, Edward
A Request Most Profane reviews
Edward loves Jasper's mouth; he just wishes he'd use it to its fullest potential. Jasper/Edward slash. Rated M. Written for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Score! reviews
A tie game makes Jasper question the effectiveness of his lucky jersey until he meets a man with lucky socks. A birthday oneshot for SorceressCirce, inspired by her Sunday football tweeting. AH. J/E slash. Warning: May not be safe for Saints fans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Said and done reviews
Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,077 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Silent Night reviews
Alone with memories of Christmases past, Edward seeks comfort in the embrace of his future. Vampires, slash, Christmas, angst, lemon. EdwardxJasper. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Observations of a Virginal Vampire reviews
Edward is spending his 92nd consecutive mating season alone and he's pretty sure it's time for a change. Vampires. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward - Complete
Said and Wept Not reviews
Jasper sits down with a little story you might have read, but Edward has mixed feelings about it. A "Said and Done" outtake in honor of ArcadianMaggie's birthday. EdwardxJasper, vamp/human, slash, rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Rocky Shores reviews
Treading water is no longer an option. When a handsome stranger intervenes, will brokenhearted Jasper sink or swim?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Duette reviews
There are two sides to every song. Winner of Judges' Pick in the Love for the Unloved - 2010 Contest. AH/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Worth the Climb reviews
Jasper drags Edward camping, but they both end up surprised by what comes out at night. AH, Rated M. Received honorable mention in the Slash Backslash 2.0 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Seven Drops of Rain reviews
Two vampires in love celebrating a birthday of their own. A little drabble arc in honor of OnTheTurningAway's birthday. Jasper/Edward, Slash, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Instructions for Bare Hunting reviews
Note: PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY. The odds that a bear, elk, mountain lion, etc., will survive a vampire attack are quite bad. The exception, of course, is when Jasper and Emmett are doing the hunting. Slash. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Bella's Drinking Problem reviews
Newbie vamp Bella has an itty-bitty problem: She just isn't in touch with her new body's needs. Can Edward help her find the instinct within? Bella x Edward. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Round 3 of the Twilight 25 Challenge: What if? reviews
These are my drabbles for round three of the Twilight Twenty-Five challenge. They are unrelated to each other, so you've got a little of everything thrown in. Includes many different characters/pairings. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jasper and the No Longer Remotely Private Parts reviews
Edward and Jasper have very busy lives, so Edward takes a step to ensure they can spend a special evening together. EdwardxJasper slash. AU/AH, Rated very, very M. One-shot written for the FML Contest at www dot fanfiction dot net/u/2187120/FML Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete