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Joined 09-27-09, id: 2097523, Profile Updated: 12-11-09
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HELLO! I write for alot of topics. if you want me to write one, tell me.

The Usual Stuff.

Name:Caelainn k
Birthday:10/6/97
Age:12
Nicknames: Bumblebee, kk, mickey, lulu, gloves..
Zodiac sign:Libra!
Sex:female!!

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someones ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...

MY STORIES!

1) Junior Prom With Carly Shay: Carly and Freddie go to a dance together. (complete!)

2)She is gone forever: Sam's mom is dead and Spencer is missing

3) Polka Dot Umbrella: (not yet published.or completed) Freddie and Carly get caught in the rain as
colege students. Will a past relationship return?

4) (not yet complete) Freddie, I'm scared. : Sam and Freddie are kidnapped on their way home from school. (

funny quotes of Friends

Nicole: thanks for the gum Alexis
Alexis: I never gave you gum
Nicole: Then what am i chewing?
Julie: wheres my gum Alexis?
Alexis:i gave it to Nicole to throw away
nicole: oh my gosh.
me: whats up?
Nicole: I'm chewing julies gum!!

Nikki: hi caley
me: hey Nikki what up?
nicole: not much..
me: same
Nikki: sorry gotta go!!
me: why?
Nikki: that's classified ninja business.
(i turned ar ound and then back) me: what?
Nikki was gone.

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iDecide by Babs567 reviews
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iAm Unseen by iCarlyFanFreek825 reviews
When Sam is killed, she comes back to Earth in ghost form. In order to fully come back to life, she must kiss the person she wants to most. But he is someone she thinks she hates, and hates her back. Rated T for character 'death'. My first SEDDIE story!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,513 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
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she is gone forever reviews
Sam's mom has done somthing that gives her a sentence Sam just can't handle. rated t for death and cursing
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sam P.
Junior Prom with Carly Shay reviews
Freddie somehow manages to gain the courage to ask carly to junior prom, and she says yes. CREDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete