Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hi guys I'm Cathy aka As Clumsy As Me ( I know that my name is gramatically incorrect but whatever)
I'm from Jamaica.
I'm a teen.
Ever since my best friend ordered me to read a story here on fan fiction I've been hooked. This has also been a way to feed my addiction after I read the twilight series. My hobby is reading fan fiction but after my same friend begged me to join, I've decided to give a try at writing.
TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY!!
I love deep stories with twist where the plot is not predictible. I LOVE cliff-hangers so yeah
Please read and review my stories
I accept constructive criticism.
I've just uploaded my second story called Il Segreto e Stato Svelota which is Italian for ' The Secret is Out'. It was formerly Manifestation of 2016, but I figured that my Italian name would spark more interest. (AN: if your wandering I looked up the phrase in Italian online. I do not know anything in Italian nor have any Italian background that I know of)
Yes I am aware that I haven't updated my stories in a while, but it's because of school and exams. Now it's Easter break so I have a chance to start writing again.
My Quote of the week: Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil (J.Paul Getty)
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed ( this one really annoys me)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore...(I used to be for a short while)
I WEAR SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut ( I'm actually quite shy)
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be GOTH OR EMO
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist!
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi (I blame that one on Hitler)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be crazy...or ugly
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid ( I actually prefer shrimp but that one made me laugh)
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I must hate homosexuals ( I think Homeophobics are mean)
POST THIS IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND THINK PEOPLE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND STOP
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