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My name is Jade, and as you can tell from my name and picture I am a major Twilight and Channy fan! I think I'll write mostly about Channy though. I spend 89 of my time (out of my time on the computer, not out of all my time!) reading Channy fanfiction, I'm totally obsessed!! :) I'm a girl, but you don't need to know my age.
OMG, I love Sterling Knights new Movie StarStruck, It's AMAZING!! I really really love the song Hero!! Everyone should watch that movie!!
Also, My Best-est Friend just got a Fan-fiction account! Yay!! Her name is Roseilinna (actual user-name) and she doesn't write about the same things I do, but she is still an awesome writer, please check out her profile and stories!! ;)
Ok, so I took this quiz on Face-book, "What is your love Quote?" Because I really like this one guy, and I got the answer: Your Madly In Love (: (Picture of two people kissing)
Living: Why would I post that online? (Staaaalker!)
Favorite Color: purple
Favorite fruit: pineapple
Favorite band: currently, Maroon 5
Favorite country: America... that was a random question.
Favorite movie: Twilight, October Sky and Holiday in Handcuffs
Favorite song: Beautiful-Akon it's a GREAT song!! :)
Favorite book: Twilight series and Anne of Green Gables series, I love reading!
Best Friend: Roseilinna ;)
Eye Color: brown
Why I write: Cause I have so many ideas going on inside my head and it helps to get them out.
Style: jeans, and my shirt style varies
Least Fav. Color: Pink. It reminds me of Barbies. thinking of Barbies makes me twitch.
Least Fav. Band: uuhhhh… I don’t know. There are a lot of really bad bands out there.
Least Fav. Fruit: cantaloupe
Least Fav. Country: least fav country? I don't know! I don't even know HALF the countries in the world!
Least Fav. Movie: The original Hairspray. I love the newest one though.
Least Fav. Song: The song that never ends
Least Fav. Book: Uhhhhh... I've read A LOT of books.
Least Fav. Friend: Why would I have a friend if I didn't like them? And why would I announce it on the internet!
Emmett's the strongest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous!
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits: Beautiful Girls- JoJo (well that's awkward)
Waking Up: Crank That- Soulja Boy (uhhh...)
First Day At School: My Boo- forgot artist (I'd rather not talk about this one...)
Falling In Love: American Boy-Estelle ft. Kanye West (well, it makes since.)
Fight Song: All American Girl- Carrie Underwood (huh?)
Breaking Up: Realize-Colbie Caillat (That doesn't fit at ALL!! ;) LOL! )
Prom night: Moon Dance-Michael Buble (that's strangely accurate...)
Life: Mr. Jones-Counting Crows (That's awkward. Moving on...)
Mental Breakdown: Someday We'll Know-Mandy Moore (That doesn't work)
Driving: Jesus Take the Wheel-Carrie Underwood (Woah, that fits, minus the kid.)
Flashback: X-plain it to my heart-Drew Seeley/Another Cinderella Story (Ummm... Yea. Weird.)
Getting back together: Smooth-Santana (No comment.)
Wedding: Boys Boys Boys-Lady Gaga (That's Not awkward AT ALL!!)
Birth of Child: Sugar-Flo Rida (Totally not appropriate)
Final Battle: Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisly (That would've gone better with funeral.)
Funeral Song: Moving On-Missouri (WTC?)
Final Credits: Poker Face-Lady Gaga (Alright then...)
Things to do in an Elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.
Friends: Would call you if a family member died.
Best Friends: Would be there at your side for the wake.
Friends: Would tell you not to go bungy jumping.
Best Friends: Would tell you "Are you ready yet?!"
Friends: Would call you weird for thinking magic is real.
Best Friends: Would say, "Let's go visit Hogwarts and Narnia again."
Friends: Would ask you your favorite movie.
Best Friends: Would bring random movies over your house knowing that they you'll love them.
Friends: Would talk to you during weekends.
Best Friends: Would talk to you 24/7 and call you every ten minutes.
Friends: Would take you to someone's party.
Best Friends: Would throw a party just for you.
Friends: Would ask you if they could listen to your iPod.
Best Friends: Would take your iPod for a day and have their own playlist.
Friends: Would comfort you over the phone when he breaks up with you.
Best Friends: Would bring you ice cream, cookie dough, and prank call your ex, making a bunch of cracks at him.
Friends: Would tell you the guy's a jerk for dumping you.
Best Friends: Would sneak into his house and dye his hair pink.
Friends: Would tell you how awesome a movie was.
Best Friends: Would be sitting with you outside the theater at midnight, waiting for the movie to premiere.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad,
When she stares at your mouth,
When she pushes you or hits you,
When she starts cussing at you,
When she's quiet,
When she ignores you,
When she pulls away,
When you see her at her worst,
When you see her start crying,
When you see her walking,
When she's scared,
When she lays her head on your shoulder,
When she steals your favorite shirt,
When she teases you,
When she doesn't answer for a long time,
When she looks at you with doubt,
When she says that she loves you,
When she grabs at your hands,
When she bumps into you,
When she tells you a secret,
When she looks at you in your eyes,
When she misses you,
When you break her heart,
When she says its over,
When she reposts this bulletin,
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: hey baby, do your feet hurt? Cause you been runnin’ through my mind ALL day!
1.Put your music device on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Whose that man running my life-Toby Keith (awkward.)
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The Dance-Garth Brooks
4.WHAT IS 2+2?
I Want You-Savage Gardens
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf-B5
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Red High Heels-Kelly Pickler (Not Really...)
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Craizier-Taylor Swift (Errrr...)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'm Yours-Jason Mraz (OH. MY. GOSH. I WILL NEVER GO UP AND TELL HIM THAT! His reaction '...SAY WHAT?!')
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Homeless Heart-Jennette McCurdy
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Sweet Escape-Gwen Stefani (Uhhh...)
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Remedy-Jason Miraz
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
When It Was Me-Paula DeAnda
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Here We Go Again-Demi Lovato
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
She Will Be Loved-Maroon 5 (wierd)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Don't Trust Me-3OH!3
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Kryptonite-3 Doors Down
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Paper Gangsta-Lady Gaga
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Ride With Me-Nelly
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
When the Stars Go Blue-Tyler Hilton and Bethany Joy Lenz
23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
The Gummy Bear Song-Crazy Frog (could that have been more random?)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Every Time We Touch-Cascada
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Advice for guys (Yes, I know I have something like this above, but I found this one and thought 'Awww'!)
When she acts shy...
When she runs away from you...
When she puts her face near yours...
When she kicks and punches you...
When she is silent...
When she ignores you...
When she pulls away...
When you see her at her worst...
When she screams at you...
When you see her walking...
When she's scared...
When she looks like somethings the matter...
While she holds your hand...
- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you.
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‘A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no,
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
This is random, but I saw it and wanted to post it:
The freshmen child, oh so shy, sits and observes the Sophomore guy.
The sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl.
The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man.
The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the Freshmen child