Author has written 3 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hello, I'm Cancerousgalaxy. I mostly write for Hetalia, and am willing to do requests for just about any pairing you want if you want a one shot of some kind. Just give me a pairing and a scenario.
I'm 18 and getting ready for college, and I live in Louisiana. No, we do not ride alligators to school. That's Florida.
"Glitter is the herpes of art supplies. It gets everywhere." Anonymous
"We're all insane on the inside. ... I'm just inside out!" Meagan
"Or let's send it to Switzerland and see what happens! I'll get the handbook to look him up! And let's bomb France, just for the fucking hell of it! B-but don't you walk away from me, you bastard!" Lovino in Sunny Day in February's story, "Bottoms Up!". Yeah. Lovi was talking about a dress at the beginning.
"When YGOTAS and APH collide, you know the world is doing juuust fine." One of my friends after watching a video on YouTube
Gelissa: Hey! Smell my Silly Band! It glows in the dark and smells like fruit!
Morgan: That's what she said...
Chloe: Morgan, who the hell do you know that glows in the dark and smells like fruit?
Me: (talking animatedly with one of my friends on the phone while eating McDonald's)
Carole: ... You know who you remind me off?
Me: (with a mouth full of French Fries) Who?
Carole: America. You definitely remind me of America. I'm going to start calling you that now. (grins while I just blink) So, America, how's your day been?
Me: (scowls at her) Shut-up, Canada.
Carole: ? Why am I Canada?
Me: Because everyone overlooks you in favor of me, therefore, you're Canada. ;P
Carole: Do not! I'm too awesome for people to not notice me!
Me: Oh, hello Prussia. XD
Carole: (opens her mouth then promptly closes it) You know what, forget you.
Me: (laughing now) But that would make me Canada, and I can't be Canada, because you're Canada!
Carole: I thought I was Prussia!
Me: Nah. Prussia's too awesome to be you. Besides, you've got a polar bear!
Carole: No, Canada has a polar bear! Kimojura, right?
Me: XD That proves you're Canada! You just got Kumajiro's name wrong!
(My Youth Pastor walks in)
Robby: You know, I kinda want to know what you're arguing about, but I kinda don't...
Me: (has just finished explaining how I got so messed up)
Carole: Yeah... I'm going on Addicting Games.com to spank a blow up monkey now.
Carole: What? It's good, clean fun!
Me: ... Whatever you say...
Me: ... And sorting hate pieces all over the place!
Morgan: (has just walked in) What?!
Jessie: Let's all do high-pitched cutie laughs!
Libby: You mean like Voldemort?
Me: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!!
Me: (looking at a picture of Chibitalia I drew on my agenda) Jessie... Look at where the unicorn on my agenda's head is on this picture.
Jessie: (does so) XD Italy's being molested by one of England's magical friends!
Me: Akiza's name was originally Aki.
Jessie: Really? Why'd they change it?
Me: (shrugs) Dunno.
Jessie: ... Maybe they wanted her name to sound more erotic-I MEAN EXOTIC!!!
Both: (laughing uncontrollably now) XD
Bradley: (to Jessie) Hey, pull my finger.
Jessie: (staring at him like he's nuts)
Bradley: Don't worry, it's not what you think. Just pull it.
Jessie: Alright... (does so)
Bradley: Penis, penis, penis!
Jessie: ... (starts singing) I made it out of clay! And when it's dry and ready-
Me: (laughing) You're horrible!
Jessie: What? It sounded exactly like the Dredle Song!
Chris: I think you're a commie!
Me: No! I was never Russia! ... That's Morgan.
Morgan: (suddenly appears) You called?
Jessie: (freaks out) Jesus-! Where'd you come from?!
Morgan: Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
Me and Chris: O.o
Jessie: Forget I asked.
My English Teacher: So, Hawthorne spent some time in Italy as well-
Me: (really loudly) YES!!! (everyone stares at me except for my friends, who know what I'm cheering about) Um... I'm really excited to learn about the history of the writer of the Scarlet Letter...?
Kuro: (staring up at the ceiling in the lunch room at CentraFuge)
Me: (eating my breakfast with her) ??? Kuku? What's up?
Kuro: ... Wouldn't it be hilarious if the ceiling fell and crushed us all right now?
Both of our Youth groups: O_o"""
Robby: Katie, you have weird friends.
Kuro: My school's awesome.
Kuro: Because the only electronic device that you can bring and never get in trouble for is a PokeWalker.
Me: Mine too! Sweet!
Kuro: Where do you go to school?
Me: (tells her)
Kuro: O_O That's my school.
Me: No way. Really? How come I never see you then?
Kuro: I dunno. Wait. Are you the girl that threw a desk at a teacher before?
Me: T_T That rumor's still going...?
Kuro: I'll take that as a yes. Guess I'll have to find you when school starts again, right?
Me: Yep! (hugs her) -_-
Kuro: OMG LET GO!!! TOO TIGHT!
Random kid at CentraFuge: That what she said!
Me: (talking to Coco Gash Jirachi online) So, what do think of Spinarak and Ariados?
Gash: Spinarak's fine cause it's small, but Ariados... O_O TOO BIG, TOO BIG, TOO BIG!!!!
Jack: There's so much innuendo in that sentence...
Me: Whenever I here Capricorn, it makies me think Apricorn, which makes me think Apricot, which makes me think Anzu Mazaki, which makes me think of Tea Gardner, which makes me think of friendship speeches-
Kuro: Which makes me want to kill myself.
Brandon: (walks into English class wearing an Easter Bunny mascot mask with sunglasses over the eyes)
Me and Jessie (both do a double take)
Me: Cute! (hugs him)
Jessie: ... No comment.
Me: (talking to Kuro about the present she should get her brother for his 17th birthday) Ok, so you don't want to give him gift cards or video games, what DO you want to give him?
Kuro: (thinking) ... o.o I've got it. A car.
Me: ?_? A car?
Kuro: Yep. FD It's going to be a blue Pries.
Me: (catching on) A blue Pries or a (makes voice higher pitched) blue Pries?
Kuro: A blue Pries. (laughing) We should also include a little stuffed Chihuahua and some Christmas decorations.
Me: XD We should! ... Too bad we're broke.
Kuro: "OTL I know... I need a job.
Prussia, Italy, France, Germany, Spain and I: *playing with a soccer ball during 1st period*
Spain: Romano! Incoming! *kicks the ball, HARD*
Me: Huh? *sees the ball heading towards me* Oh, MERDA! *ball slams into my chest and I catch it*
Germany: *winces* Ouch. I heard that connect from over here...
Everyone: *run over worriedly, Italy throwing a small glare at Spain*
Spain: Roma! Are you alright?! I'm so sorry, mi amor!
Both Spain and Italy: *hug me tightly, Italy quickly letting go but Spain still hanging on*
Me: It doesn't- *winces slightly* really hurt...
Spain: *kisses my forehead repeatedly while apologizing*
Me: *turns really red and tries to shove him away* B-BASTARD! STOP THAT!
Everyone but Italy: *watching us while laughing, Italy still shooting Spain dirty looks*
Spain: Lo siento, mi pequena tomate... *FINALLY lets go*
Me: ... Something feels funny... *looks at shirt* *!
Prussia: What's up?
Me: *even redder now* Uh, um, er... All males turn around!
Every guy there: ???
Me: *grabbing Italy while running behind the bleachers* I SAID TURN AROUND, DAMMIT!
Germany: *raises an eyebrow* Why?
Italy: *looks at my shirt* Oh. Her bra came undone in the front.
France: *smirks while every other guy there obediently turns around, Spain completely red in the face* I don't see why she doesn't just leave i- *gets smacked in the face by Spain*
Spain: *coughs awkwardly* Go... Go fix that, Romano. Germany and I'll watch these two.
Me: *nods and quickly tries to fix my bra while Prussia yells about he's too awesome to try and take advantage of my... 'predicament'*
a little while latter*
Me: DAMMIT! I can't get it!
France: *grins* Need Espagne to help you?
Me: Fuck you!
France: Gladly, Romano! *starts to move, only to get kicked in the stomach by a VERY *pissed off Spain*
Spain: *growls* DON'T.
Me: *finally gets it fixed* Phew... *walks back out to see France being held up by the collar by Spain, Germany trying to restrain him, Prussia laughing his ass off and Italy looking kind of scared by everything going on* ... What the hell did I miss?
Italy: I think you should get a sport's bra, Roma.
Germany: *manages to yank Spain back* I think we should all forget about this experience.
Me: (opens up my lunch and take out a half eaten muffin) Aw, come on! My grandma ate half my muffin!
The BTT: (start laughing uncontrollably)
Me: What?! It isn't funny, dammit! She friggen ATE half my damn muffin!
BTT: *laugh harder*
France: *in between laughs* Can I have some, too? ; )
Spain: *glares and shoves France off the bench we're all on*
Me: *ignores what just happened* Hell no! This is my lunch!
Spain: That's all you have, Roma? Here, I'll share with you!
Me: *gets up and sits next to him, occupying the space where France was before* Thanks... T_T All I have is half a muffin, some dried up fruits, and nut balls... *looks at Spain, who's desperately trying not to laugh* You alright?
Spain: S-Si! I'm perfectly fine! *grins*
Me: *looks at the muffin in my hand, shrugs, and gives it to Spain* Here. You can eat it, since you're sharing your lunch with me.
Prussia: Damn, Spain! You sure work fast, don't you? You get to eat her muffin and you two aren't even going out!
France: *dying on the ground, not even trying to get back up since I listed my lunch*
Spain: *turns beet red* S-silencio, you idiot!
Me: Ok, you guys are weird. What's so great about Spain eating my muffin? I've given some to Italy and England before, too.
France: I didn't know you swung that way, Roma ; )
Me: ??? Ok, what the HELL are you smoking, bastard?
Spain: Oh GOD... *buries his head in his hands*
Me: ... I'm just going to eat my fruits now and wait for some shred of intelligence to return to your brains.
Prussia: What did those poor gay guys ever do to you?!
France and Spain: *burst into giggles again*
Me: *rolls eyes* Real mature, Prussia... *sees China* Hey, China! I brought those nut balls you like so much! Just be sure to suck on them a little before you bite down on them so you don't hurt your teeth!
Spain: *pulls me into his lap and covers my mouth* Roma, please stop talking and eat. I don't know how much more of your innocent self being inadvertently perverted I can take before I have to educate you on what you're saying...
France: *grins pervertedly* And with his level of self-control, who KNOWS what that'll lead t- *find Spain shoe hitting him in the head* Ow!
Me: *settles into his lap, much to his surprise* What the * are you guys talking about?!
Prussia: *sits down across from us* Well, you see...
Spain: *sighs* If you're going to tell her, make it quick and painless, please.
Prussia: *nods* Muffin is slang for , fruit means gay guy, and nut balls... Well, that's self explanatory.
Me: *stares, then looks up at Spain* So... When I told you you could eat my muffin... I was basically saying you could...
Spain: *turns redder and nods* Uh... Y-yeah...
Me: *strangely calm about this* You're going to have to marry me first for that, bastard.
Spain: *smirks, a mischievous glint in his eyes* Is that an invitation?
Me: *turns red as well* F-* you!
Spain: I thought you said we'd have to get married first, Roma
France and Prussia: *back to dying of laughter*
Me: T.T I hate you so much!
Spain: Aw, you don't mean that... *kisses the side of my head* Besides, I can wait!
Me: Hmph. You'd better, bastard.
Spain: *stares at me*
Me: O//////O THAT CAME OUT WRONG!
Spain: *hugs me while laughing* Aw, you confessed! I'm so happy, mi Roma!
China: *watching with a smile, but then looks beyond us* ... Is that Japan?
All of us: *look to see him with a camcorder, a smile on his face as he records us*
Me: *! Japan, turn that damn thing OFF before I kick you in your vital regions! *tries to leap up, but Spain keeps me anchored*
Prussia: Run, dude, run! Before Spain gets kicked and she goes after yoooooou!
On a sign in school: Soccer is only to be played on the archery range.