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Joined 09-27-09, id: 2097935, Profile Updated: 01-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Teen Idol, and Twilight.

GREETINGS STARSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Fran :D (Hence the 'Fran' in "Green*Fran*Apples888)

I LOVE THE COLOR GREEN...and i also love apples :D

As for the numero 8... i luvers that tooo!!!

And I know this might seem random... but I also LOVE Twilight!!!!!!

In fact, Edward Cullen... well... he's my...*ahem* sorry i can't reveal our relationship here but... we uhh...know each other :D Yup!! We know each other very well; inside&outside *wink wink*

Okay... enough with the randomness and ONWARD HO!!!!(Tee hee... ho... -which im not :O-)

Ima book lover and i also love writing stories... i can never seem to finish them... but i shall try!!!!

The only problem is that no one wants to hear about the books that I read and the stories that I write. Honestly... my fam's just like, "SHUT UP... GO SHOVE YOUR FACE IN A BOOK!!!"

I know... crazy family... *sigh*

Anyway...*blushes*

I hope you guys will enjoy my stories!!

Please feel free to review and comment on them whenever you'd like!! (No seriously... im just saying "feel free" but really... review... cuz i crave reviews like i crave chocolate...yummm... chocolate...)

Love ya'll like i love my non-existent vibrator,

~Fran~

By the by... that pic over there (Well... all the way up there and slightly to the left)

Well... that's meeee doggieeee!!!!!! He is soooo beeeg and talll and when he's standing... he's almost as tall as meee :O

His name is Lucky cuz he is lucky... so don't be a taco and say he's 'un'lucky... or ima beat you with my stick :O

[Hey, i'm Nat... this crazy Bee-otche's sister... I just wanted to say that she isn't kidding...she has a really big stick and she isn't afraid to use it...and stop thinking smut filled thoughts you crazies!!!

I'm not talking about that kinda stick :P... cuz if i was... she wouldn't be beating you guys with it :D]

Nat: Oh hey Edward :D

Edward: Hey, Nat... so where's your sister?

Nat: Why??? Are you here to give her something??

Fran: Oh hey guys!!! Hey Edward!... Ummm... are you here to give me your uhh...stick...

Edward: Yup!! It's big and thick and hard... just for you

Fran: Oh... *fans herself with her hand* here come to my room and you can uhh give it to me!!

Edward: Sure!!

(They both enter Fran's Bedroom)

Nat: Told you :D

(She exits to her own bedroom)

[THE NEXT NIGHT]

(Fran finally exits her room)

Ohhhh...hey guysss... you're still here... well uhhh... i gotta go and get something for uhhh Edwards stick!!! Ya!!! It needs protection so it doesn't ummmm break...

Catchya later my Chiclets :D

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Sight by Aurora18 reviews
"Swan! I wanted that file ten minutes ago, on my desk, it's outside my door, are you blind!" "No Cullen, I cannot see your office, because yes, I AM blind and I don't want to walk in and listen to you doing goodness knows what with Tanya Denali!" New chapter is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,006 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tale of Two Flirts by LikeNoOneElse reviews
I love J/C stories. REWRITE: Clary tries to beat Jace at his own game, flirting. Can flirting bloom into love?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 33,173 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 5,028 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
IZ by pirate-vampire reviews
Edward left Bella, and he's off to a new high school to forget about her, but when she coincidently joins his new school, he's trapped inside his own feelings for her. But this isn't the same old Bella anymore. It's Iz. Full summary inside. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20120 - Favs: 13,007 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dazed & Confused by xxTwilightFanpirexx reviews
Renesmee Cullen; hearing the name makes you think of one of the most perfect lives. But inside a happy child is always a sad face & a world of problems. What if those problems were caused by two guys: one perfect for you,the other destined for you to hate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Emotions Run Deep by elli.zz reviews
Edward and Bella meet under normal cirumstances and have ordinary feelings to one another; anger, irritation and strong dislike. They hide their emotions but they can not run from them, not for long. Apathy, obsession then passion; All Human, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fun With Emmett: The Bet by Johnny Emm reviews
Jasper and Emmett have made another bet. But this time, Bella is going to be a victim. Rated M for language, themes, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6237 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 3,508 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irresistible Proposition by THE best THING about ME is YOU reviews
Bella's jobless thanks 2 Edward & is in need of money 2 take care of a bedridden Charlie. Edward is in need of a wife 2 close a deal. Edward makes Bella an offer she cant refuse, but how will they pretend 2 be husband & wife when they hate 1 another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,084 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20092 - Favs: 11,675 - Follows: 6,904 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shocking Jace by LikeNoOneElse reviews
Only one girl is capable of doing this.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 210,741 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Know My Heart by hergoldeneyes reviews
AU AH - Since the day they met, everyone knew Alice and Jasper were meant to be. But can they both be convinced of that at the right time? How will they overcome the things life throw at them? One thing's for sure; they know each other better than anyone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,253 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Water that Burns by AniyaCullen reviews
Bella is the CEO of a company and is dating Jacob. Edward is the Co- Ceo of another company and is engaged to Tanya. What happens when the two companies merge. Will their interest for each other cause an uproar in the office and in the bedroom? AH, Canon-Pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,622 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10603 - Favs: 11,675 - Follows: 12,372 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never say never by Tommygrl1997 reviews
Bella got accepted to New York's famous dance school, Fame.While dancing in the streets of Brooklyn, she meets Edward Cullen, the biggest player. Bella goes to a masquerade ball.She has an amazing dance with a stranger,&she only remembers his green eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,968 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010
Sinful in Seattle by forbidden bliss reviews
What was supposed to be only one night turns into something much more complicated. Like they say, fate has a cruel sense of humor. "We are compelled to do what is forbidden." E/B AH **UPDATED 11/25/11** CH 18 UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,733 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,184 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meet Your Match by itsallinmyhead reviews
Big Man on Campus and playboy Emmett gets a dose of his own medicine. Can he take it? EmxRose
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Sports Agent by LauraAnn22 reviews
Bella Swan is a spunky sports agent with a no bullshit attitude and a complete work-a-holic. Her newest football star takes her on a wild ride as do a few crazy people thrown into her life. Drama/action/football/love/heartbreak/crazy stalkers/sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 201,455 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fire and Ice by Ancora Imparo 83 reviews
A/U All human.Edward is a cold career Doctor who's personal life is non existent. Bella is the fun and flighty new attending who turns his world upside down. Edward struggles with accepting change...can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,340 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3949 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22905 - Favs: 14,161 - Follows: 10,627 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home sweet Home by Twilight's-number 1fan reviews
What happens when Bella moves back home after being gone for five years and decides to try to be a police officer. oh and there is a new officer at the police station. Read and find out. all human rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 7,065 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13355 - Favs: 8,065 - Follows: 6,005 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6542 - Favs: 5,751 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck my tongue out by siwisnuppa reviews
Bella is back in Forks. she is the same,but still she is changed. Before she was one of the guys, will she be that this time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Calling All Angels by JillMH reviews
Why does the good girl always want the bad boy? Edward is a major league baseball player for the Angels. He is a two-faced, cocky ass, bastard. Bella is a strong, independent, coordinated, college softball player. Co-authored by hopelessromantic09. AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,963 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Decadence by Lilith617 reviews
Bella Cullen and her family arent the only family in Forks with a secret. Will Bella be able to withstand the tempting blood of newcomer Edward Masen, while unravelling the mystery behind his facade? Twilight with a twist. OOC/AU/COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,566 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Our Fantasies by cass189 reviews
Bella decides to fulfill one of Edward's fantasies. All-Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,940 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Freeze Frame by Jewels64 reviews
Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,200 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diner Outtakes by Jessypt reviews
Little bits and pieces from The Diner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Boys Over Flowers by MissSugarQuill reviews
When Bella Swan enters the most prestigious school in the country, she hadn't counted on meeting the coldhearted Edward Cullen, waging war with the hotheaded Edward Cullen... and falling in love. HYD/BOF-based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,957 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Never Too Old To Play Dress Up by youngandobsessed reviews
Bella gets bold and decides to try something new with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reasons Why He Drives Me Crazy by jumarxie reviews
Bella is the heir to her parents' company in Forks. She's convinced that she's destined in single life. What would she do if she finds out that she's arranged to marry someone since birth? To the guy she despises for breaking her heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,063 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9332 - Favs: 6,387 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Even though I try by missteona reviews
Alternative Twilight. Edward rescues Bella. Being pulled to her like a magnet, he visits her at night while she's asleep. He doesn't avoid Bella and wants to be with her, but what will come out of it? M rated for sexual scenes in the future chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,938 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collision Of Love by Vale-46-4eva reviews
Care free, single and slightly klutzy Bella Swan, is so content with life, that shes stuck in a rut. So what happens when someone spices things up for her? Will he actually be able to pull her out of it? And more importantly, will she let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,525 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diner by Jessypt reviews
Bella is a baker with a rough past, looking for a new start. Edward is a chef trying to get his life back on track. What happens when things heat up in the kitchen at The Diner?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 200,624 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Date With The President's Son? by sadlyinactive reviews
After being dragged to the mall Bella Swan finds something she never expected. Edward Cullen, as in Carlisle Cullen, the president's son! She soon goes on a ride she'll never forget. ExB AU.hiatus :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6138 - Favs: 5,387 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14208 - Favs: 15,184 - Follows: 8,260 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Silver Tongue by il-bel-mondo reviews
What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,295 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Office Temp by Lori94 reviews
Bella just moved to NYC, far away from her friends and family. She takes a postition at a temp agency and they send her to the law offices of Cullen McCarty and Whitlock. Will she find what she's missing or is this just another job? **One Shot**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6403 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4156 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Bella's Summer Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Summer Beach Trip OUTTAKES for Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights. AH/OC/Language/Lemons Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,813 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game On Baby by Drizl reviews
A very bored Edward is tested when the new girl comes to town. He thinks he knows everything, can have anyone at anytime, but Bella is ready to prove him wrong. Who will win this Game? Heavy Lemons, Language, Vamps/Humans
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Daily Grind by MadeleineJade reviews
Sequel to Can't Let Go. Emmett opened up the coffee shop & he and Rosalie just had a son. Bella & Edward are married & trying to start a family. You know me, cannon pairings, some original characters Hal, Coley, Eli . Humor/Fluff & Stuff AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,760 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Gold by SweetsC reviews
When another relationship goes wrong, Bella decides it's time to take fate into her own hands. That's why a month later she ends up at the sperm bank... looking at the file of E.C. Colab between Sweet Ciccio and shellyfish! AH/AU fluff with PLOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,421 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Won't Let You Hold Me Down by Joss17 reviews
Rebel Bella wants nothing more than to escape the small, suffocating town of Forks. Edward is a cop who chose to stay with a hatred of rebellion. Edward arrest Bella in hopes of teaching her a lesson. What happens when she pushes back? Will it be love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,319 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
I lied to the best thing that ever happened to me, I humiliated her in front of her friends and colleagues for who I really was. I'm Edward Cullen and this is a tale about a pompous self-loathing tool that fell in love at a coffee shop. A/H A/U Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,634 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Beautifully Imperfect As He Is To Me by JaneStrauss reviews
Nessie and Jacob love each other deeply but then Nessie takes a decision for both of them to save him. After years both have matured and are happy in their ways. Will that love still exist between them? Reviews please! first fanfic. Chapter 25 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,331 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15819 - Favs: 6,992 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5845 - Favs: 6,113 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,863 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Radio Romance by SnarkyFanGirl reviews
Bella, Edward, and Alice have been best friends since the second grade, and now they're Juniors in high school. In all that time, Bella has never really looked at Edward as a boy - just a buddy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12465 - Favs: 7,041 - Follows: 3,452 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprise! by edwardsisobel reviews
Bella manages to fly home early from a conference in order to surprise Edward, her new husband. Who is more surprised when she walks in the door? An entry for the An Officer and a Gentlement Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Yard Work is Definitely Not Boring by MrsCBot reviews
Edward and Bella have been married for over a year, but they cannot seem to get enough of each other. AH, lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Betting on love by Courtz0816 reviews
Bellas life changes when she finds photos of her boyfriend, Jacob with another girl, she turns to Rosalie and her partying ways to help her get over him, however will the new boy in town help her forget him altogether. Enter the Cullens. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 128,843 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Life Without You by theotherbella reviews
Bella and Edward are forced friends. Their parents are close, their friends are inseparable, but Bella and Edward hate each other. Will they ever get over the hate and realize that it may have been more than that all along?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 244,288 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forthright by Duessa reviews
Edward and Bella are finally going to tie the knot and live happily ever after, or so they suppose. Now they will have a new set of challenges to face, along with new relationship dynamics and new villains... SEQUEL TO "THE SECRET" M-lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,554 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling in Love with Your Best Friend by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella moves in with her cousin Jasper and his group of college roommates. M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,497 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take It Or Leave It by twilightfanswanted reviews
Bella totally despises Edward. When Edward trys to get her to date his friend, will it bring them closer, or make her hate him more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,437 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nothing To Declare by RebeccaSwanCullen reviews
AU/AH. Edward Cullen is a security officer at Seattle Airport. He sees something he wants, and for once he goes for it. Rated M. Basically Smut. Not much of a plot. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sarcasm Girl by eskils94 reviews
After getting beeing expelled from her last school, Bella and her mom moves to forks to start over. There she enroll in Forks high, where she meets the school player Edward Cullen. Will there be love or only hate?rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,308 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
License and Registration by gatorfan13 reviews
Edward is not having a good day. What happens when he takes a stress releaving ride on a back country road and finds himself being pulled over by Officer Bella Swan? Could his bad day become worse or much, much better? Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
You are so annoying, Kiss me! by Lemonygoodness12 reviews
Bella swan gets a ride of a life time when Officer Cullen Otherwise known as Officer Yummy Is instructed to take back to forks. Edward is a strict nononsense guy. And the rambunctious Bella may just melt his stone heart. or drive him insane. AU AH RXR EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
So Wrong It's Right by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
A more lemony version of Clary's birthday when Jace takes her to the greenhouse, Rated M for a reason
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10020 - Favs: 7,423 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Playing Games by sillysac reviews
A continuation of Rock Steady... Clary and Jace continue to develop their relationship, but when a new Shadowhunter enters the picture, things become complicated. Post COG, before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,645 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
DJ Bella by Get Bent reviews
Bella has moved into Forks with her 2 brothers Emmett and Jasper. Meeting 3 skool preps cough Alice Rosalie and Edward cough can school take the shake? Can Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,640 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girls vs Boys by ermireallydontcare reviews
A bet between Emmett and Alice turns into a battle of the sexes. Contains: an annoyed Alice, Jasper wearing only a Confederate flag, a sexually repressed Emmett, a nearly naked Rosalie, a power-tripping Esme, and Carlisle in a apron. Slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I love you, but the sex is amazing too by gonnabeawritersomeday reviews
bella is emmett's assistant, they have been pining after each other for years. one day in their office emmett reaches boiling point. could this be the greatest love story ever made.?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 4,968 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show Some Class by onePushyFox reviews
Emmett is a player. Rosalie's not interested in the game. What happens when he decides to show some class? They both find out there’s more than just the big win! Collab with uhyesplease for the Fun With Your Clothes On contest. Rated M for lang. & lovin'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Home, sweet home! by j27b01 reviews
-ON HIATUS- After graduating from college Bella leaves New York to go back to Seattle to be close to her remaining family members, her cousins Jasper and Rosalie. But what will happen when Rose and Bella meet Jasper's two new best friends? ExB, AxJ, RxEM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,793 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bam! Pow! Zap! by Alby Mangroves reviews
With many eyes watching, it's Showtime! Rosalie and Emmett are one sexy couple, but when you've been together for a long time, sometimes you take it to the next level to keep love alive and sparking. Oneshot written for Public Lovin' contest. AH, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
When the Kids Are Away by calin-durus reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Rose find themselves alone without kids for his birthday? Written for the Very Sexy Un-Birthday contest. Rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Forever and Always by rachel0525 reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have a quick honeymoon. One shot. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Office Fantasy Kate and Garrett Oneshot by GoddessOfHell666 reviews
A sparring contest between the mates ends with Kate fufilling Garrett's naughty office fantasy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
The Anatomy Lesson by kimpy reviews
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,144 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Little Notebook by vampyRN reviews
funny fluffy- When Edward stumbles on Bella's VERY personal journal and reads it he can't help but try and figure out who is having these VERY dirty thoughts. Rated M for a reason-- cannon-ooc- AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel At My Table by Greenaway reviews
There are two sides to every story His and Her's. When Edward and Bella make the mistake of blurring the lines between Employer and Employee at the Annual office Christmas party both of their lives change dramatically. Told by both Bella and Edwards POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 83,060 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Every Last One by nowforruin reviews
Bella Swan is charged with protecting an important asset in the FBI's latest mob case. She has chosen honor over a personal life, duty over family. What happens when she makes a bet she isn't quite sure she can win? O/S written for the Haiti Fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,047 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Sinful Student by KakerBakers reviews
Bella's a sexy vixen. Edward's her hot young Biology teacher. Mix them together and what do you get? A whole heap of trouble. OOC. ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Taming by artbeatsandlife reviews
Paul Wolfe & Leah Clearwater are up and comers at a premiere IT company. What happens when 2 alpha personalities are forced to spend long hours at the office together? Explosion! AU/AH M 4 Lemons & Language. Written for Ms. Kathy's Twifans for Haiti
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Paul, Leah - Complete
Battle of the Bands by NinjaxDetectivee reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie have a band are are going to compete on a show for a chance at stardom. But, when they met Edward, Jasper, and Emmett, will they focus on love instead of the Contest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,990 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bet by readingmama reviews
Christmas gift exchange gift for septentrion1970. Emmett challenges Edward to a bet that involves Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6001 - Favs: 8,799 - Follows: 5,223 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Really Simple Game by sillysac reviews
Magnus and Alec play a questions game. Clothing is the casualty. Written before COFA, so Magnus is slightly OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Assistant by liioncub reviews
Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. AU AH; Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Blind date from hell? by bebe86 reviews
Bella is unlucky in love and has been set up on one bad blind date after another by Alice and Rose. She finally agrees to one last blind date with Edward Cullen, but is this going to be the worst blind date yet? Rated M for language and lemons. AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,173 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by ddpjclaf reviews
One shot present for Sillysac. Muah! -- Oh dear, how can poor Jace distract Clary from her obsessive rune drawing? I just don't know...; Fluffiness abound and TMI enough to warrant a warning to those under 16. No lemon, but pretty...well, you know...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Soap by sillysac reviews
Clary plus Jace plus soap. Complete/One-shot. Written before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5412 - Favs: 5,294 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Halloween After Hours by vampgirl18 reviews
My submissions for Breath-Of-twilight's fun holiday countdowns! Vampire Edward and Vixen Bella get it on in the office on Halloween, then have some Christmas fun! AU,Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Urges by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
When Jace said that he should have been protecting Clary from guys like himself... what exactly did he mean? J/C Solo one-shot
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold Oneshot by CapriciousC reviews
Entry for the PPSS “An Officer and a Gentleman” contest. Major Edward Masen is a former Air Force Thunderbird, decorated fighter pilot, and a war hero. A guy like that would never go for a girl like MIT engineer Bella Swan. Or would he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Kiss or the Cake by alycaly reviews
After losing a bet to Emmett, Edward has to pay up by enlisting Bella's help in answering a question for Emmett. Is kissing Edward still Bella's favorite? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Romance by Allieamyxxx reviews
AH Bella has been working at Masen inc for six months and has wanted her boss, Edward Cullen since she started. What will happen when she gets called into his office when she tries to get his attention? ONE-SHOT! Rated M for lots of lemony goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevators, Assistants and Attraction by AMayes reviews
Elevators, Strangers and Surprises from EPOV. Edward Cullen meets a beautiful woman on the elevator. When he finds out she's to be his assistant, how does it affect his strict rules against office romances? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lady of the Night by SweetVenom69 reviews
Edward tries to find a way to relax before a big job interview the following morning and finds himself in the clutches of a "lady of the night"...or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Ignited by MrsAC reviews
Two high school sweethearts, one long year apart, and plenty of changes in between. My o/s for The Perv Pack's "An Officer and a Gentleman Contest." Armyward and Bella. Won "Hottest Serviceward" AND "Judge's Choice"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
The Tracker by XfrequentlyXdazzledX reviews
He was hired to protect her. She didn't want to be just another "mission." My entry for the An Officer and a Gentleman contest. Bella/Edward. AU/AH. Lemon. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Elena by writing-you-a-love-song reviews
“Alec!” Elena squeaked as she ran and talked the dark-haired boy. Tumbling to the ground, Elena pressed her lips against Alec’s warm mouth. “Is there something you need to tell me Alexander?” A dark melodic voice spoke. -ONESHOT- PLEASE REVIEW!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Alec L. - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Name of the Law by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
Entry for the Perv Pack's "An Officer and a Gentleman" Contest. When Bella's home is burglarized, she's forced to take in unexpected company in the form of one gorgeous cop. Rated M for language and lemons. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
After Office Hours by JackBadJuJu reviews
Edward & Bella are due for a vacation after falling on hard times. But Edward's forgotten the keys to the vacation house, & has to go back to the office to get them. He's pissed. She's worried. Making up is fun. LEMON. Oneshot. AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hearts Desire by Drizl reviews
A kiss is needed to free Clary from the Seelie Court, but is that all Jace is going to give her? This is a one shot, totally lemony story! Do not read if lemons aren't your thing. You have been warned.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our First Christmas Together by ladybug89 reviews
My entry for the "Who's Under Your Tree?" Contest. Officer Jacob Black comes from work to find his fiancee Nessie Swan trying to wait up for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Gesture Me Home by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
A one shot. if requested, it will turn into a lemony two shot. Bella, planning to unwind at a bar, meets Edward. An All hhuman Edward and Bella love bit. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,645 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7017 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Day at the Office by morsus mihi reviews
Bella insists on working a regular job to prove that she is capable of supporting herself, despite Edward's wealth. She didn't consider, however, the amount of time it would take away from their love life. Edward & Bella lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
A Tale of Two Edwards! by kArlITaLUna reviews
An awesome collaboration between XShear and kARLITALUNA. Based loosely on Bridget Jones's Diary. Sex and hiliarty ensue. AU/AH. Full Summary inside! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,296 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5743 - Favs: 9,405 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Way Back in to Love by jol27 reviews
Rosalie is a story telling teacher, her own "prince Charming" left her broken and beaten she no longer believes in Happy Ever After. Emmett believeing a lie is left feeling love is cruel and for fools. E/B, E/R, A/J There will be lemons. Try it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,682 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
NO PDA IN THE OFFICE by Vampires- My Guradian Angels reviews
Emmett has applied for an office job, and he got it! His boss happens to be a complete bitchy hottie! What will happen between the two? Rated M for language, sex jokes, and possible soon to come lemon still deciding Anyways... Enjoy! Emmett x Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
All Hands by ericastwilight reviews
A one shot for Ninapolitan's birthday. Edward and Bella are um...all hands. Prompt words used, laser pointer and whiteboard. Happy Birthday Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rock Steady by sillysac reviews
It's the night before Clary's eighteenth birthday. Lemony... Post COG, before COFA and continued with Playing Games.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Sparkle by AnneKaye reviews
Bella lands her dream job at Sparkle Magazine and everything is perfect. Her coworkers are great but her boss isn't. Will Bella somehow find a way inside the heart of the stuck up Edward Cullen? Or will thing just get worse? AH/Cannon Pairing/slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,290 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betting Against Alice by tlouise reviews
Newly Edited: Bella, a 23 year old lawyer, has had enough of her life. She learns a valuable lesson from Alice. All Human. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Water Key by kajolgpt9 reviews
jennette had an ok life. but when a door apears in the ocean with a "water key" what will happen? will she figure out her parents secret or have a everlasting romance with someone she hates? p.s. i wrote this when i was 5 but modernized it.
Major Crush - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009
Home for Halloween by SubtlePen reviews
Two single parents, a two year friendship, one night when everything changes, and 'home' begins to mean something new. BxE, AH, ONE SHOT. A DILF contest entry!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vice Versa by Amber 90210 reviews
Edward and Bella lived next door to each other their entire live's. They fight constantly about anything, untill one faithfull night they somehow swap body's. Now for the first time they have to work together to swap back before time runs out. All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,260 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: Secret Santa by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
This year at the annual office Christmas party there's a Secret Santa mix-up. Rosalie/Emmett. Co-Written with my WeasleyWeakness for withthevampsofcourse and jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. rated M because Em has a dirty mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Office Affair by fighter419 reviews
Rosalie is one of the hardest bosses and Emmett is her assistant. After years of torture, free beers and a stand off in Rose's office what will happen between these two? One-shot. Not Beta'd.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Legally Hooked by silverdaggermotherfecker reviews
Edward is a young police officer who falls for his bosses daughter, Bella. Lemons. One shot maybe. All human. A whole lot of fluff. Kinky sex scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009
I Love You, Bella Swan by iLuvMyShawty reviews
Edward is just the nerd who knows nothing about living life, and it seems impossible that he and Bella Swan, the popular and beautiful head-cheerleader, could ever be. But all that changes when he utters 5 small words, “I Love you, Bella Swan”.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Name of the Game by Mrs. Edward Cullen 2090 reviews
One night stands always come back to bite you on the ass. Bella and Edward hate eachother...at least, thats what Bella thinks. What happens when Edward shows up at Bella's office and they're forced to work together? AH. OOC. Canon. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Get Me To You by clarabella75 reviews
AH, Emmett/Rosalie, full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,546 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Complicated Renesmee And Jacob Tale by Nessie.Cullen.Loves.Jake reviews
Renesmee is 17, and anything but innocent and sweet. Shes out all night and parties way to much. Jake is less than thrilled. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Come Through by Anjie reviews
This is a sequel to My Song is Love. A story expressing the struggles and ultimate love that comes with a relationship like that of Bella and Edward's. Also features the Cullen family as always. Rated M for later chapters. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,800 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Confessions Of A Call Girl by petitanglaise reviews
Bella Swan is employed in the universal taboo of all jobs. She just cant find it within herself to hate it. Now that she's getting much more well known and has a string of regular clients she can't see anything going wrong... Until she falls in love - AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Office Trouble by xxwoofxx reviews
Sequal to Love in the Office. What happens if the office has a beach party? And Edward and Bella go at it again. What happens if Bella gets pregneat? What will the they do to solve this problem? Will it tear them apart. Or pull them together? RXR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Guns and Roses by RosieWilde reviews
Bella and Edwardʼs relationship is interrupted by WWI. He dreams of glory as a soldier, and she must figure out life without him. A moving story of how friendship turns to love when survival is in doubt. ExB AU/AH. Finalist in the Indie TwiFic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,809 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spin the Bottle, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekends, this is the story of Edward and Bella’s first kiss during a game of ‘Spin the Bottle’ at Eric Yorkie’s eleventh birthday party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can't Let Go by MadeleineJade reviews
Bella ruined her friendship with Edward by confessing her feelings to him which he didn't return. She went back to Arizona for college but returns to Washington after graduation. Can she and Edward be friends again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,619 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good & Evil by bella c'ella luna reviews
A Bella & Edward love story, circa "Twilight." There is a new kind of Evil lurking in Forks and Bella will require lots of protection, especially from that creepy guy. This will lead to lots of lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,374 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Before You by courthale reviews
ON HOLD! The prequel to Fast and Hard. Ever wonder how Miss Bella and her boss Mr. Cullen got to where they were that day in his office? Well, this is the story. Emmett is Bella's boss. Let's see how they deal with a mutual attraction. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Emmett
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2793 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Liaison by NanMcCullen reviews
My entry for the LtL contest. A month of watching... a month of wanting... and a month of no action at all. How will it turn out? Slash. MA for sexual content. Extremely OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Gets Even by Lilly0711 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie decide to get revenge on the guys and go to Ladies Night at the strip club. Sequel to Edward, Em and Jazz at the strip club
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Listen by badSokkaaaaa reviews
Conversations happen in the oddest places. But how can you expect a man to walk you through an orgasm in a doctor's office? One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lesson Well Learned by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella gets a lot of advice from Jasper and Emmett while the family goes hunting. A lemony explosion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8692 - Favs: 14,147 - Follows: 2,926 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Auto Truck Transport by Asherrs reviews
Bella works at Auto Truck Transport. With Edward Cullen. All the office women swoon over him. What happens when her friends set her up on a supposed blind date with Edward? AH,AU. Canon Pairings. OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Principals Office by Wolfshadow31 reviews
Edward is the new young Principal at Forks High. Bella, a sexy student has been fantasizing about him for months. When she finds herself in his office, after hours, will her dreams finally come true? Read to find out! Edward & Bella. Rated M. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward, Emmett and Jasper at the strip club by Lilly0711 reviews
Edward Jasper and Emmett go to the Forks strip club... Jasper takes a video and sends it to Bella. Alice and Rosalie find out...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Proposal by HideAndGoSeek reviews
Dexter proposes! What else can I say? One-shot
This Lullaby - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boss From Hell! by CullenLove reviews
Meet Bella- a secretary, stuck in the drudgery of office life. She has no boyfriend, and spends her days lusting after her boss- the confident, clever, sexy Edward Cullen who has probably slept with half the people in the office already. EdXBel. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,369 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008
What Clary Wasn't Supposed to See by MelissaRM19 reviews
It's the middle of the night, Clary hears some private things coming from Alec's bed...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Just Do It, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekend, this is the story of Edward convincing Bella to lose their virginity to each other, and the answer to the infamous ‘no kissing’ rule.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in the Office by xxwoofxx reviews
Edward is Bella's boss. They hate each other. Or is it just lust in a form of hate? lemons. RXR Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
One Night by Echo1317 reviews
Clary/ Jace two-shot. Post CoA kind of during CoG I think. "It's just this one night. In the grand scheme of things, how much can one night matter?" -Jace
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11620 - Favs: 8,522 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You said my name when? one shot! by raok reviews
Another BxE 1shot. Hate sex, it's fun... really. A/U, lemons... um any other disclaimers? Oh, language. Lots and lots of bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undercover Blue by alphadork reviews
Copward and Officer Bella go undercover to work a case together. Officer Bella is a bartender and Undercoverward is a bouncer at a strip club called the Drunk Tank. Will they be able to keep their relationship professional? AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,086 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before He Cheats by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is talked into going his sister's club to meet up with an old high school friend. Instead, he follows an upset woman outside, who starts destroying someone's truck. That woman is none other than his first love, Bella Swan. Song inspired.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19439 - Favs: 12,178 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Office by forever bree reviews
Bella has just been promoted, she is now working under Edward Cullen. For Alice's article she has to write she has asked Bella if she can give her a make over. Will Edward finally see Bella? Can they find love in the office. Suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008
Carlisle and Esme Office Surprise Lemon by Smitten4Edward reviews
Very much a lemon. Nothing much more than a lemon but hopefully it's ok. Feel free to review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Isle Esme My first Lemon by Smitten4Edward reviews
What my imagination thinks happened with Bella and Edward's first time together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Real Cullen Bachelor Party by oh HALE no reviews
What really went down the night of the Cullen bachelor party with Emmett, Jasper, and Edward and what happens when the ladies catch wind of it? Read to find out! T for Language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The tiebreaker by vampires rule my world reviews
A sequel to 'The Bet'. Bella and Emmett have made a bet to see who has the most adventurous sex life. Rated M for lemony goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ravish by rippnercullen reviews
I needed to be satisfied Edward' Bella needs Edward to understand her self pleasuring, apparantly. Dominating Edward. Rated M for usual rippnercullen terms. :D Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
take me if you dare by micchi sakura reviews
Edward Masen, famous professor's son, proposed to Isabella Swan-governor's daughter the night of the largest pirate raid in the history of RI. That was before the pirates came, for plunder&young ladies. Surprising how one pirate raid can change things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
Southern Hospitality by suck-this-human reviews
Edward and Bella ONE SHOT lemon. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in an Office Space by suspenders reviews
An SMC contest entry. They meet at a local theme restaurant. Edward quickly finds himself wildly attracted to Bella, the fiery waitress. He invites her to his office for a little meeting. Only the office supplies bore witness to their afternoon tryst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Testing the Waters by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
After talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme First Night by Lizzie Terry reviews
This is what went through my head for Edward and Bella's first time that first night on Isle Esme. Lemons ahead so be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6315 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Dancing by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Collab between LadyInBlue6 and Rosette-Cullen; A night of dancing and tame experiences turns into a wild ride.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Mortal Desires by xMs. Black Eyelinerx reviews
Clary finally takes Jace up on the offer to be a nude model. Confessions of love are put out in the open and boundaries are crossed. What Alec finds in the morning is anything but innocent sibling love. Oneshot Lemon JacexClary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
My Song is Love by Anjie reviews
A fun little love story about the relationship between Bella and Edward. Bella and Edward try to pay each other back for all their teasing. Will they learn to just accept that love conquers all? Rated M to be safe. *Now Complete!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,328 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe Cures by nightdancers reviews
Edward and Bella are invited to the office Christmas party, but have an argument before leaving. Can a little mistletoe cure their woes?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella's Sexy Adventures by gorgeousdisaster reviews
A collection of Edward and Bella's sexy adventures! I do not own Twilight. For a Spanish translation of my work, please see OurParadise's 'Las Sexy Aventuras de Edward y Bella'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Office Holiday Get Down by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Edward and Bella hate each other and are working late one night during the Christmas party. What will happen when they're forced together for one night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas: Secret Santa by WeasleyWeakness reviews
This year at the annual office Christmas party there's a Secret Santa mix-up. Rosalie/Emmett. Co-Written with my Staysa for withthevampsofcourse and jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Candy Canes and Sin by aeonish reviews
Awkward conversations and drunken co-workers make an office Christmas party nearly unbearable until Bella connects with an irresistible green-eyed Santa Claus and sparks fly. AU/AH. One-shot. Co-written with regattabay for "A Very Cullen Christmas".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Honeymoon at Isle Esme by Epierce0519 reviews
After 3 books of foreplay, a peak into what really happened on Edward and Bella's Honeymoon at Isle Esme. Tastefully done But use caution.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow Me by the-glory-days reviews
A set of instructions, tasks to complete. A final destination, and a Christmas treat. Written for jandco and withthevampsofcourse’s “A Very Cullen Christmas” contest. Co-written with cevuplay. All-Human, Edward/Bella, One Shot Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 572 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Obligatory Halloween Story by OhMyWord reviews
I leaned in a little closer to her ear, “I bet we could leave and come back without anyone knowing we’re gone.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Me by MadeleineJade reviews
Why are guys so oblivious? Inquiring minds want to know. Bella and Sabrina have been experiencing unrequited love since Senior year in high school and still throughout college. Things are looking up though. AH Cannon pairs & new characters-don't be scared
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,021 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked by tashiegurl reviews
It's that time of the month again for Bella, and there's only one thing on her mind. One-shot. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lightning Snatcher by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To the End by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forest's Gift by windtear reviews
On holiday in England, Bella encounters a strange but irresistable young man. For Jayliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 200 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Little Breath by Chasering reviews
Jayeliwood Sexy Edward Contest. After a few months of leading a no-sex life,thanks to a bet, Bella is ready to seduce Edward into letting go...even if she had to dress in very different clothing. Read and Review, please. Yes,the summary has changed again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Such Thing As Plenty Of Time by whitereflections12 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Dominate Edward, IC, set during Breaking Dawn. Bella is focused on training, becoming the best fighter she can. Edward knows that with what's coming, there very few things that matter. And that isn't one of them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punishment by my1alias reviews
For Jaeyliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. A prisoner has been causing trouble and Officer Swan must punish him for his antics. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Gravity Shifts by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
This is the first chapter of "Annoyance, the fastest way to a girl's heart" in Edward's point of veiw. you don't need to read that story to read this ONE SHOT. yes only a one shot, i won't be expanding this. lots of reviews! I love them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
night party by tertinine reviews
Jacob visits Bella at home set after eclipse and "things" transpire. Beware Lemon. LEMON! EXTREMILY GRAPHIC. Please dont come in and complain at how disturbing it is, truly only for pervs ITS VERY GRAPHIC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
No Regrets by wtvoc reviews
Bella and Edward's Wedding Night. My entry to twilighted's "Breaking Dawn Missing Moments: Passion" Category. Rated M for Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Life's Little Choices by My-Bella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6608 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mad at Me by cherrycoloredlilies reviews
Edward pissed Bella off. What will happen? Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
It's Good to Be Back by wtvoc reviews
all human. sequel to "welcome home". he's been gone for a week. M for Mmm hmm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
The Bet by nottragedi reviews
Jasper & Emmett's bet did more damage to Bella than they realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Betrayal by cookybabe reviews
Bella tries her hand at something intimate, but finds herself not able to accomplish the goal. Her next move? Calling the one person who can, Edward. AU. All human. Rated M for adult themes, language, and, well, smut. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Cheater by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
A normal day in the Cullen house. Three weeks after the meadow scene in Eclipse. It all started with an innocent game of chess...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
The Anniversary Present by puppetmonkey5562 reviews
It is Bella's and Edward's anniversary, and Edward thinks it is time for them to take their relationship to new heights. Though what Edward has in mind is not exactly what Bella expected. Will she agree to Edward's suggestion?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007
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War of The Sex reviews
"Why? Are you gonna stalk me now?" "No dipshit." I glowered at him. "We're neighbors." Collaboration with AnneKaye. AU, Humor, Lemons? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Boyfriend At First Sight reviews
A.J. finally realizes her life's not so bad after all. Then her aunt tells her they're moving. Once they move,she gets hit by a car and when she finally wakes up, she's got no memory of who she is or the cute guy who's claiming to be her boyfriend.
Teen Idol - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009