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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Furnace series, D.Gray-Man, and Harry Potter.
Hi and welcome to my profile!
I am a 15 year old girl from the UK.
A bit about me...
I have (very) blonde hair (ask Tsarina Torment, DarkAlliGator, 0xHannahx0 or Luulasnightmares, they'll tell you the same thing) and blue/grey eyes :D.
A very, very small minority of you guys do know who I am but that's because you're my (or my sister's) school/college friends!
Anyway, my favourite stuff:
Food: Umm... Dunno really...
Colour: Yellow (probably) :D
Manga/Anime: Naruto or Death Note... I like them both.
N.B: I am happy to beta anyone's story/ies, so long as they are T rated or less (age, remember XD), as I like to help people get their stories right, as it helps eliminate those reviews which say 'improve your spelling/grammar/paragraphs etc.' (and it DOES bug me if there's incorrect spelling or grammar), so feel free to ask.
WARNING: THIS PROFILE IS PRETTY LONG, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT ALL! (but I'll be proud if you do :D)
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, blondy-10-22,Kakashi's kid Aj 13, xXnarutofan_22Xx, 0xHannahx0, Tsarina Torment, Spaice.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you really cannot be bothered to copy and paste all these copy and paste things onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile...
If you're bored, copy and paste this onto your profile.
95 of all teenage girls would jump off a cliff if Stephanie meyers made Edward Cullen die in the Twilight saga. Copy and paste if you'd be one of the ones laughing themselves to death!
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If you also hate stereotypes, repost this on your page!
ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! If this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, red-eyedgal, Lee Wolf 10, Sweet Nightmare's Good Byes, X0Hannah0X, Tsarina Torment, 4000kills, Spaice
If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
He who laughs last thinks slowest
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
I'm not as dumb as you look
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Curiosity killed the cat? No, stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile.
1.Your real name: Susannah
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Kimimaru!
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SuiKa
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? No
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Umm... nothing?
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? nope
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? I don't care. I love them both.
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku
9) Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki probably...
10) Do you support the Obito theory? I would if it were true. Tobi is awesome. Obito is awesome. Madara is NOT!!!!
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yes because it's true.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori?
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro in Naruto, but anti in Shippuden
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Not quite...
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADHD? Yes, but I think that's a good thing!!!!
17) Sub or dub? I don't care.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? anti in Naruto, pro in Shippuden (some people change for the better...)
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny!
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? yes. Madara Uchiha (I wish he wasn't...)
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? weird (although he freaks my dad out which makes him slightly cool)
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Dunno...
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? YES!!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yep...
27) Do you like lemons? Never read any...
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yeah, but they wish they didn't! Heh heh!
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Bits...
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Nope...
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'What in the world is this?' No.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm curious... (just a little though)
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Nope
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No; but then again I don't think he's particularly sexy in any of it sooo...
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Read The Past is a Terrible thing...
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not really; just my sister's...
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? Ino possibly
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile.
Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?
Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I'm PMSing and have a gun, you want to continue your sentence?!
It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?
We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.
When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally insane like us" type of thing...
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (Actually all of them...)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Naruto6969, Tsarina Torment, Spaice,
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
No i didn’t kill him, the bullets and the ground did.
As I lie in my bed, I gaze at the stars . . . and wonder . . . WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?
HELP! I've fallen and I can't- heeey... nice carpet.
If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions, Youtube videos, and other peoples profiles,Copy and Paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge. (sometimes I say this around people I dislike... for no reason)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.
If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
XD hehe. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(i swear i have a split persinality)
When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (YEs, I do lose to myself. Quite frequently actually. I have to think of a way to beat myself and win for once!)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile
I love cookies, cake, Hunny-senpai, and cute things. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile
You Know You Hate Disney When...
1)You turn off the tv when every a Disney show or a commercial about one comes one.
2)You hate every recent movie that they've made (High School Mucical, ect.)
3)You look back on old cartoons (the Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Pinky & The Brain, ect.) and wonder why they don't show them anymore.
4)You'd rather watch the news than watch Disney Channel
5)When ever your younger sibling is playing Hannah Montana/Jonas Brothers music, your ears feel like they're going to explode
6)You cover your ears with your pillow whenever you little sibling is playing Disney music
7)You have/wish you had a dart board with the actors faces on it
8)At night you pray that The Disney Channel would be taken off the air forever and replaced with a better channel (i.e. FUNimation channel)
9)You want a Death Note to write the actors names in
10)You have used/will use/want to use your/a friend's Death Note to write the actor's names down.
If you Agree, copy and paste onto your profile
>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can rule the world. MWAHAHA
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are a total weirdo, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and people tell you you have no life, put this in your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (multiple occasions >:))
Death Note Survey:
1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
3. Are you a Death Note Yaoi fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?
7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
20. Do you even know who BB is?
21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Neither... Hey! He's his own person!
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be the best OOC?
25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
Looks down* *nods*
27. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
28. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
29. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
31. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
32. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
33. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
34. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
35.Do you want to own a Death Note?
36. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
37. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
38. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
39. Do you have a Death Note OC?
40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
If you only copy and paste these copy and paste things to make your profile longer than anyone elses, copy and paste this to your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If sometimes, you really just don't understand ANYONE, copy and paste.
If sometimes, people really just don't understand YOU, copy and paste.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have permanently cold hands and/or feet copy and paste this to your profile.
Put this on your
Congrats if you got this far. *Hands a virtual cookie*
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