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Author has written 2 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Total Drama series.

The Zombie Assassins' Creed

All members of the Zombie Assassins of Urban Dead MUST follow these strict guidelines!

The number 1 goal of the Zombie Assassins is simple; KILL AS MANY ZOMBIES AS POSSIBLE!! Fire axes, pistols, shotguns, your fists, lead pipes; all forms of weaponry are welcome as long as you use them to bash zombie's heads in!

Rule #2: Punish the Wicked!
The Zombie Assassins DO NOT condone the killing of humans by other humans! If a Zombie Assassin should witness the death of a human at the hands of another human, said Zombie Assassin is permitted to punish (i.e. - attack and kill) the murderer.

Rule #3: United We Stand!
The Zombie Assassins stick together! If a fellow Zombie Assassin is wounded, heal them! If a Zombie Assassins' building is being attacked, come to their aid! And remember; we leave no man (or woman) behind!

Rule #4: Avenge the Dead!
Should a Zombie Assassin be killed by another human, that human shall become the sworn enemy of the Zombie Assassins until an apology is issued by the murderer (which is unlikely). If the murderer is part of a larger group of murders (i.e. - Pathetic Bill and SillyLillyPilly), that group shall become our enemies until an apology is issued (again, which is unlikely).

Rule #5: Allied Forces!
If any humans (as long as they aren't murderers) wish to become our allies, they need only inform one of our members. The same conditions of Rule 3 apply to our allies; heal the wounded, protect their strongholds, and leave no man behind!

Rule #6: Death is Not the End!
If a Zombie Assassin is killed and transforms into a zombie, said Zombie Assassin should find a revive point and become human again as soon as possible. THEY ARE NOT TO ATTACK OTHER HUMANS OR THEIR BARRICADES! A Zombie Assassins' alliance is to the human race! If they must attack something, then attack other zombies; THEY are the enemy!

The Zombie Assassins' Enemies:
None, as of yet...

The Zombie Assassins' Allies:
None, as of yet...

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TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Comeback. Forty-four contestants enter this season, veterans and originals, a crowded and wild ride! An impromptu challenge created by the warped mind of Chris Maclean will change everything in TDBG, and the host's cruelty leads to a horrible scenario. A frantic hunt to save someone dear to many begins, with time and participants dropping fast...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 551,451 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Academy: Year One by Lord Akiyama reviews
AU The twenty-two campers are forced to attend an elite-level boarding school. Sounds like it is going to be a good thing... right? The first year, Junior Year, is covered.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 279,362 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009
Total Drama Quest: Book One by Velvien reviews
The campers are thrust into another world where Geoff is the "Chosen One". There, he and Bridgette are given the task of defeating the evil queen Heather. TDWT/ROTI never happened. Discontinued/indefinite hiatus.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,621 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - [Geoff, Bridgette] - Complete
Total Drama Madness by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
Dedicated to The Kobold Necromancer! Eleven original campers and eleven new campers compete in the third season of the Total Drama Franchise. Read the Prequel to get a vivid introduction to the new campers. Read and Review! The second challenge is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,054 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bridgette, Ezekiel
Seven Codette Stories by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
Seven short Codette stories for Deviant Art's crack and fanon pairing week. As the title says, they're about Cody and Bridgette. Since Winter-Rae introduced me to the idea in her stories, this will be dedicated to her. Thanks Winter, queen on TDI fanons!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bridgette, Cody
Total Drama Chris by Frank15 reviews
A year after Total Drama Island, Chris has the 22 contestants return for more horrible challenges. Heather struggles with her past misdeeds, Lindsay struggles not to be stupid, and a lot more involving your favorite campers in a new season of the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 421,341 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Lindsay, Heather - Complete
Total Drama Biohazard by DeadmanDairyland reviews
Based on the Resident Evil series by Capcom. Chris has a different challenge set up for TDDDDI after he finds an abandoned underground facility once owned by Umbrella. But what happens when things go awry? POV changes each chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,733 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Noah, Leshawna - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You, Only Makes You Stranger by Chico Magnifico reviews
The Titans must face the biggest challenges of their young lives, when an old nemesis from Robin’s past comes to Jump City for a visit, threatening to end their lives prematurely. Now it's REALLY getting suspensful! MAJOR BB/Rae some Rob/Star
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Homesick by The Lightning Knight reviews
For Vida Loca's Mistletoe Kiss challenge. The TDI cast is snowed in at a holiday party, and might not make it home in time for Christmas. Ezekiel and Gwen are the most depressed. Maybe some conversation will make it better? EzekielxGwen, others inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Ezekiel, Gwen - Complete
Codette's Zombie Island by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
A very late B-Day present for Frosty Wolf, but the zombies were my idea. Cody and Bridgette reflect on their relationship as zombies have overrun Wawanakwa. And the two realize they mean more than just comfort to each other.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - [Bridgette, Cody] - Complete
Fifty Rather Ezzy Words by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
A 50 word challenge of Ezzy proportions! Izzy has snuck onto the set of Total Drama Action, and she's brought along Ezekiel! What's up with that, eh? If you read, there will be pirates, kissing, and cake.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Izzy, Ezekiel - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by noodlemonsters reviews
Gwen needs inspiration. What happens when her eyes settle upon the figure of a certain fitness buff? She feels an untamed passion exuding from her. But does this mean love? Warning: Femslash/yuri, fluffiness, and rageaholics. By the author of Innocence.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Gwen, Eva
It's All Part Of It by Liloexp626 reviews
Stitch is awaken one night by the intense smell of blood coming from Lilo's bed. Why does her bed smell of blood? Why does SHE smell of blood? R&R!
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Lilo P., 626/Stitch
Izzynauts by Vilecheese reviews
Based on the upcoming video game, Scribblenauts. Izzy gets ahold of a magic pen that can create whatever the writer desires. Chaos ensues.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Izzy - Complete
Moonlight Surfing by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Bridgette goes surfing one morning, only to find Ezekiel in an embarrassing predicament! As the two bond, their friends are eager to help out with the matchmaking! A Bridgekiel and fanon-pairing one-shot, for Winter-Rae.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Fan Friction by Mr. Sinestro reviews
Shake starts a new career as a fan fiction writer...with horrifying results.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
TDA: My Way by Vilecheese reviews
A crazed fan's version of a second season of TDI, with twelve OCs! Will Casey ever get a boyfriend? Will Mikey ever stop getting bullied? Will Ethan defeat his nemesis Harold? And will Izzy ever stop being awesome? Read to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,710 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Just One Awesome Kiss by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Harold, as a lover of fantasy novels, has been writing out his own. When Bridgette reads it and discovers the princess is a lot like her, how will she react? How will he? How will you? A birthday gift fic for Winter-Rae, Bridgold fluff!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harold, Bridgette - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Noah's Day Not Off by Vilecheese reviews
All Noah wants to do today is sit back, relax, and read his newest novel. Unfortunately for him, Izzy has other things in mind. Rated K-plus just in case.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Noah, Izzy - Complete
An Ezzy Theft by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Izzy steals Ezekiel's beloved toque, and a mad chase around Playa de Losers ensues! Why is she doing it, does she like him? And how does he feel about the toque-stealing redhead? Main pairing is Izzy and Ezekiel, includes other minor fanon pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Izzy, Ezekiel] - Complete
Prairie Boy and Nature Girl by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The contestants cannot escape from Total Drama, and they're forced into the sixth season. On the bus ride there, Bridgette talks to Ezekiel, and she might get to like the lonely prairie boy. Ezekiel x Bridgette one-shot, for all those asking for one.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
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Total Drama Winter reviews
Chris McLean invites 22 teens-11 old and 11 new-to northern Ontario for a winter-themed Total Drama. Can the teens survive the bitter cold, Chris' sadistic challenges, and Chef's cooking? Day one, part one: the old and new contestants arrive!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009
Urban Ed: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse reviews
The dead have risen. The world is in chaos. The survivors of the small town of Peach Creek must band together if they wish to survive...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Ed