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I DONT KNOW WHY I WROTE SUCH A TERRIBLE PROFILE IN 2009 BUT NOW ITS 2015 AND IM EMBARASSED

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Of An Able Storm by Pantouflard reviews
He wasn’t the type of guy she ever imagined herself falling in love with. He was rude, obnoxious and sarcastic at the best of times and... one of her best friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,273 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
Vulcan Catnip by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Jim's mind is most dynamic - like Vulcan catnip. His melds are addictively pleasurable for young, hormonal Vulcans - but Spock will not stand for others touching what should be his. Featuring oblivious!Jim and possessive!Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tag! by Fiws reviews
Ezio and Rosa play a safe, friendly, non-life-threatening child's game...sorta.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Five Times Lord Coward Screamed by Anneka Neko reviews
...and one time he didn't. Blackwood/Coward SLASH.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Lord Coward, H. Blackwood - Complete
I did love him once by chocobo.lolz reviews
Mary goes through her husbands journals and finds one he may of not wanted her to find. Watson/Mary Watson/Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Let's Try This Again by Amberlin reviews
Three weeks after the Blackwood affair, Watson, Mary, and Holmes decide to go out to dinner - again. Mary and Holmes friendship story.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Audio Only by tprillahfiction reviews
Cramped on a shuttlecraft, Dr. McCoy desperately needs a nap but can't relax enough to sleep. Perhaps he needs some...uh...help to calm down? explicit shuttlecraft sex, comm-link sex, dirty talk S/Mc K or K/S/Mc SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Sex Ed Aboard the Enterprise by Cymbala reviews
Written for the lj Kink meme. Bones is forced to teach Sex Ed to the crew of the Enterprise. Needless to say, this is the best day of Kirk's life. Slight Jim/Bones. M to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete