Captain Ryder
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Joined 09-28-09, id: 2098971, Profile Updated: 02-26-12
Author has written 12 stories for Mentalist, Sanctuary, Merlin, Doctor Who, Glee, and Once Upon a Time.

For all my stories. Thumper rules appply. "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

I watch way to may shows to name them all, so here are a few of my favorites...

Babylon 5

Stargate Sg1-season 1-8. 9 and 10 where not nearly as great, but still good

Stargate Atlantis-seasons 1-3. After Weir and Beckett where killed, the show de-evolved.

Merlin- season 3 was kind of lame, but season 4 made up for it.

Doctor Who- simply Fantastic!

Fringe

Once Upon a Time

If I listed all of them, I would nevere be done

Favourite quotes:

Doctor Who

"I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!" Jackie Tyler, the Christmas Invasion

"I've seen fake gods, and bad gods, and demi-gods and would be gods. And out of all that, that whole pantheon, if I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in her!"The Doctor, Satans Pit.

"I am not amused!" Queen Victoria, Tooth and Claw

"Your completly mad! I can see why she likes you." Cassandra, New Earth

Babylon 5

"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari, Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw, or be destroyed."

"Negetive, we have juristiction here. Do not force us to engange."

"Why not? Only one human captain has survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else." Delenn to Human Captain, Severed Dreams.

"You can't kill the truth. Well, actually you can kill the truth, but it always comes back to haunt you later." Sheridan, Lines of Communication

Big Bang Theory

"I'm Batman!" Sheldon

"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested!" Sheldon

"I ate a Butterfly". Howard, The Werewolf Transformation

Once Upon a Time

"All magic comes with a price!" Rumplestilskin

Castle

'You can not tell me that THAT is normal?"..."Yeah until she steals my boyfriend and kills me in my sleep." Beckett, about 'creepy Beckett'.

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Beliefs and Ideals by Morphea reviews
Young pro-magic activists are made prisoner by Uther. When Merlin & Morgana defend their cause a little too fervently, Arthur becomes suspicious. But will he change his mind about magic when Gwen catches a weird and uncurable illness? Canon pairings.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,917 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Return by ElodieAuvray reviews
Morgana returns to Camelot with one dark intention - to kill Arthur and the Pendragon family. But she is unprepared for her feelings for Merlin, which seem to be intensifying. Merlin/Morgana, Gwen/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Morgana, Merlin
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Layered reviews
Escaped from the hospital, Belle has to learn how to blend into Storybrooke while she retains all of her memories. But neither Mr. Gold or Belle know exactly what to do now that they found each other. Sequel to Imprisonment.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
By The Spellchecker's Wisdom reviews
A series of crack one shots involving certain words chosen by randomly typing (adfb vhv berv oe) then spellchecking. Idea by my brother, dont blame me!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
Imprisonment reviews
After being rejected by Rumplestiltskin, Belle set out to see the world. Unfortunately, the Queen caught her first. Shows her life between her capture and the curse being activated. Belle x Huntsman friendship; Belle x Rumplestiltskin overtone
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Belle, Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
Have you heard? Part 2 reviews
The Camelot rumor mill is active once again. Poor Uther. Complete
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
I'm Gonna Smile reviews
A look at what Quinn's perspective at the wedding would be if there was no car accident song fic Faberry.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The Doctors Other Wife reviews
River Song meets the Doctors other wife, a blond women from his past. And no, it's not who you think.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Have you heard reviews
Rumours abound in Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
The Gift reviews
Future Fic. Merlin comes to a realization that destroys what he has always believed.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Better in the Past reviews
Some memories as better left in the past. The Doctor finds a Time Keeper device with the title of 'Stuff of Legend' Oneshot- Doctor/Rose/Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Red Johns Ruby Fascination reviews
RED JOHN HAS A NEW OBSESION. GRACE VAN PELT Rated T cause, it might get intense/violent.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
Home and Family reviews
The Doctor lost more than Rose that day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Tired reviews
Helen has become tired.
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Helen M.