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"No it's not an octopus! It's a kraken! His name is Jose with a Fu Manchu. Yes, the 'with a Fu Manchu' is part of his name. Surprisingly, he is decidedly devoid of a Fu Manchu. He does have a pet named Red, though! She's a red magical cloud. The pet store was angry that she left red stains on everything she touched, so they paid Jose with a Fu Manchu to take her. Jose with a Fu Manchu lives in an underwater villa near kraken island (where he hunts his food, mainly wooden sailboats). He lives with his mother. Her name is Svetlana. Jose with a Fu Manchu's best friend ever is Massimo the Giant Flying Fork. He, oddly enough, does have a Fu Manchu. He lives in his Flying Bachelor Pad. Hear that, ladies? He's single! You see that cloud floating by Jose with a Fu Manchu's head on Kraken Island? ...it's just a cloud. What did you expect?" Orange Dahlia, explaining her elaborate whiteboard drawing to her friend.
"People say I read too much because I'm weird. I say I'm weird because I read too much. So, unless you wanna be as screwed up as me, don't read. But it's pretty freaking fun being this screwed up. You should try it!" Orange Dahlia
"It's nice have a friend as screwed up as yourself." Me, talking to my shmurph, Orange Dahlia.