Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
Words of wisdom:...
- Bad decisions make good stories..
- In 1,000 years, archeologists will find tanning beds and think that we fried people as punishment..
- When you think about it, Kim Possible's upper lip looks like a mustache :P
- Dumbledore knows everybody's business. He knows everything, about everyone. That's why his beard is so big; it's full of secrets.
- Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows the correct time twice a day.
- Guns don't kill people, people kill people.. That means that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast's toast... o.O