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Joined 09-29-09, id: 2099455, Profile Updated: 07-04-10

The coursework is over, the presentations now completed and it's bizarre to finally have letters after my name! Now the plan to start writing over summer can begin!

By day I'm a buyer, I don't get to buy fun stuff but I do get to make pompous old men who've been in the industry too long look like pompous old men who've...well... been in the industry too long!!

Buying sucks though, have decided to go back to uni to do a social work degree, being a corporate whore just isn't my thing so all I'll be able to afford soon is my broadband and beans on toast!

My dream is to emigrate to Vancouver and spend my days jogging around Stanley Park and my nights doing yoga and setting up my Reiki studio, christ I sound so fucking zen...believe me I am a cynic too...you'll see that when I finally get my arse into gear and post something...

My fantasies revolve around a certain young man named Robert Pattinson and I proudly hold two cinema tickets to see the man himself on Friday...eeeeek

Yes that's two tickets...my boyfriend is so freeaking understanding that he comes too...I bloody love him!

...aaaaand I'm just waffling now, I'd say on with the show but that aint on the cards for a while...I'm just gonna sit back, relax and read something lovely

TMAFIA xxxx

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Getting Personal by Oracle Obscured reviews
Hermione places an anonymous personal ad in The Daily Prophet. Snape is looking for a new lease on life. Will they be what the other needs, or will the past be too much for them to overcome?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,341 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 9/23/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tango by DesertC reviews
It's Hermione's last night at Hogwarts. She and an unexpected dance partner generate enough heat to burn the floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,831 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
A Ghostly Affair by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Something haunts the Shrieking Shack, and it isn't Remus Lupin. Gaping holes in Hermione's memories signal a hunt for the ultimate reason of why she can't remember such a big chunk of her past. [AU] Rated M for delicate sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 76,712 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Minerva M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Delicate by lena1987 reviews
Complete. All Hermione wanted to do was discover the teasing, delicious scent worn by her colleague, Severus Snape. But the unravelling box that is this sensual man becomes an obsession and she cannot stop, nor does she want to. A Christmas story of love and perfume. AU. M for light language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/12/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen - the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group - is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9793 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Advantages Of Amorous Plants In Curse Breaking by One Red Shoe reviews
Professor Granger wonders if she's been left on the shelf. After all, how is a witch to meet a suitable wizard while being cloistered away at Hogwarts ten months of the year? However, the strangest circumstances can deliver the most unlikely people to you in the magical world. Completely AU, not even remotely DH compliant, very fanciful, with an equally whimsical amorous vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inkspots by mezzosangue reviews
When you are a double spy with two masters, no one is a friend. But the war ended last May, and Severus is now his own man. An owl brings a letter of change, but is it a good change? Canon Compliant, disregards Epilogue. Eventual SS/HG romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5414 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8180 - Favs: 8,362 - Follows: 8,507 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pandora's Cauldron by ArsenicAngel reviews
After a detention with Professor Snape leaves her with questions, Hermione goes on a search to discover what drives her mysterious Potions Master. A search that leads her into a world of mastery and submission, and opens a Pandora's box between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ink by WillowWand49 reviews
Hermione's hobby gets her into trouble. Professor Snape intends to find out more about her hidden talent. They are surprised to fall in love. Rated M just to be safe. EPILOGUE ADDED - w
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bottle Severus by JustJeanette reviews
A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. A story written in two POV's. Read Hermione's POV from LadyOfTheMasque; it is well worth it at ashwinder. Complete. HG/SS pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,061 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Angel Series 2: Angel's Embrace by drotuno reviews
The SECOND in the Angel series. We are continuing in the lives of the Cullens, during their senior year at Dartmouth, when some new things develop in their lives. Will Edward and Bella be able to deal with the changes? AU/slightly-OOC. Rated M...lemons, language, violence. Sequel to Broken Angel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 370,821 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wayfarer's Night Song by lazykate reviews
An alternative to the scene in New Moon that had us all wondering: what exactly WAS that between Carlisle and Bella as he was stitching her up? O/S, CxB, as canon as it can be aside from the character pairing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10041 - Favs: 7,465 - Follows: 6,133 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Texts from Last Night: Outtakes by EverythingIDo reviews
Outtakes from the story, Texts from Last Night. If you aren't already, check it out first : R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8732 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 5,113 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angel Series 1: Broken Angel by drotuno reviews
The FIRST in the Angel series. This is my version of New Moon and beyond if Edward didn't return for 2 years. Jacob is NOT the sweet boy everyone thinks he is. What kind of Bella did Edward come back to? How does she react? AU/OOC-somewhat...Future LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 266,498 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Barely Breathing by romanysue reviews
Bella and Edward meet at high school. It doesn't go well. Can they move past the hostility, shyness and deep issues? Can they find a future together? AH. Rated M for language, drug use and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19612 - Favs: 12,508 - Follows: 5,700 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Follow Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,700 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer Sessions by coldplaywhore reviews
After graduating high school Bella Swan spends the summer getting to know Edward Cullen, the brooding older brother of her best friend Alice. They both start to wonder how things will progress when they head to college together in the fall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,689 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
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