Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Danny Phantom.
Ways to Annoy Marik Ishtar
1) Get his sister on him by telling her that he was plotting to take over the world again. Watch as she grounds him for life.
2) Give his cell phone number, his email address, and any personal information to the rabid fangirls (and make sure that they are the old and ugly-as-sin ones).
3) Call him 'Blondie'. Then proceed to tell him every dumb blonde joke. I suggest running after this or otherwise you'll find he sent you to the Shadow Realm.
4) Set his alarm clock to go off at different hours of the night
5) Or, if you really want to have fun, tell him that it's daylights savings time.
6) Poke him at random moments, and don't give him a straight answer as to why you are doing it, either.
7) Laugh at any and all duel monsters strategies he comes up with.
8) When he makes a comment that could be taken wrong (i.e. 'You suck') respond accordingly. (i.e. 'I know I do, but what do I suck?') This gets him every time.
19) Buy a rubber cobra and place it on his pillow.
10) Ask him why he is a blonde haired version of Bakura.
11) (In reference to above) Call him a Bakura copycat.
12) Sabotage his motorcycle. Then claim that Atem did it out of jealousy. Again, run away before they send you to their favorite place to send people (the Shadow Realm).
16) Or, if you don't want to, show him Fanfiction. Show him the yaoi stories in particular. This is absolutely guaranteed to scar him for life; he'll never look at anyone the same again.
17) Call him gay. When he asks why you would call him such a thing, smile brightly and say, "Only gay people wear lilac."
18) (#17-above) When he points out that he changed his outfit, say in a derisive tone, "Yeah, so you changed your outfit. You can't change your eyes."
21) Teach him the Hamster Dance and claim that it's the most popular form of dancing in Japan. Then take him to a formal party and watch him make a fool of himself.
22) Shave his head.
23) Tell him that, "gullible" is misspelled in the dictionary. Watch him look it up. When he finds it, tell him to look at the definition. Then make yourself scarce.
After passing though the threshold of the door the young Egyptian fell to his knees and shrieked "Mercy! Mercy! Mercy, oh Inquisitor!"
"Stop that and tell me who the King of Thieves is!" Umbridge said, keeping a fair distance between herself and Marik in case the loon decided to attack.
"Forgive me, for I hath sinned!" Marik said, his eyes firmly on the wall.
"So you do know who he is!" Umbridge said.
"Lo, I hath lusted after the flesh of females on thirteen occasions! The flesh of males on five occasions!" Umbridge eyes when wide as she figured out what that HAD to mean "I hath partaken of the scampi shrimp, the pork and the unleveled bread on seven occasions, coveted my neighbors property about four point five billion times, I hath had several thousand gods before you and worshiped upon the alter of them nine trillion times, I hath dishonored my father every day of my life-"
Umbridge had basically figured out that she was being mocked and proceeded to kick Marik out of her door. Marik, who could barely contain his laughter, starting spouted a few Hail Mary's for good measure…okay to be fair he did not really know what a Hail Mary was so he just shouted the phrase "Hail Mary" all the way to the door.
Once he was out Umbridge breathed a sigh of relief.