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Joined 09-29-09, id: 2099741, Profile Updated: 04-03-11
Author has written 5 stories for NCIS, Stargate: Atlantis, Psych, Criminal Minds, and Supernatural.

I'm a pretty new writer so any advice/comments/reviews/etc. would be very helpful and apreciated.

I wrote the Vampire Diaries fanfic a while ago, so be nice if you think it's silly and juvenile.

The NCIS fic is just a silly drabble, and the Stargate Atlantis is new and very short. I wrote it for my carzy sisters, I made a comment on the first episode being totally UST so they told me to make it a fic, and here we are.

I'm currently working on and finishing two new stories, NCIS/Bones crossover and Psych. The crossover is Tony/Booth and the Psych is obviously a Shassie. I hope to have the Shassie up very soon, and the Crossover is ending up to be very long and fluffy. I think it's deffinatly going to be multi-chaptered. They both have pretty graphic sex scenes in them so be warned. :)

If you like the way i write 1.) thank you and 2.) feel free to ask me to write one for you. I'm pretty open to new pairings and i would be happy to play with them a bit. ;)

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Crayons For The Associate, Sir? by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Harvey wasn't sure if he'd ever had to think to bring toys to keep his associate quiet in a meeting.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,084 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Friends That Hurt by MatildaHummingbird reviews
ONE SHOT: Shawn makes a startling discovery, one that pushes him over the edge. The only one there is Carlton. Carlton doing his best to help, comes to his own realization. SHASSIE IMPLIED! Rated M for some language - just incase.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Five Times Mike Thought Harvey Was A Vulcan by hana-to-mame reviews
And the one time his human side shined through. SLASH!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Like a Virgin by TamIsMyFather reviews
There's a unicorn in Harvey's office. Written for a prompt on the Suits meme.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Lassiter's Confession by MatildaHummingbird reviews
Lassiter didn't want to tell Henry what happened between him and Shawn...But you know how these things just happen? It started with Sinatra - if you can believe it. SHASSIE ONE SHOT!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
I Can't Believe It's Not Spencer? by MatildaHummingbird reviews
SHASSIE! When a body is found that has a striking resemblance to Shawn, Detective Carlton Lassiter is a little more then disturbed. Not because of the victim's looks but because of the new way the case starts to makes him see Shawn - romantically. DONE!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,937 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Shocking by CelebratoryPenguin reviews
Follows Season One finale, "The Great Game." John is shocked by what happens after Sherlock pulls the trigger, but that's nothing compared to the shock he experiences when they get home. Slash. Chapter 3 takes place immediately after Chapter 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lay You Down Like A Throw Rug by coffeebuddha reviews
In which Javier accidentally becomes an interior designer, Kevin is the homicide detective who's been quietly pining for him for ages, and everyone thinks swatch is a stupid word.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
What Time is It? by ADdude reviews
The Doctor Takes the Tardis and Rory and Amy to the Land of Ooo to meet his friends Finn and Jake. Now guess how long it takes for a monster to attack, these two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Finn - Complete
Call Me Home by Melusine6619 reviews
Lord of the Rings Slash. Aragorn and Legolas have one last night together.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Bet by asherxslasher reviews
Nikola Tesla gets bored and takes a bet that wasn't a bet. Het, SLASH, FEMSLASH
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Nikola T., Henry F. - Complete
Position Vacant by grannysknitting reviews
What if all that palaver at the pool was Moriarty's way of offering Sherlock a job? How would he react? How would everyone else react? Eventual SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Better than Earth Girls by Raven Aorla reviews
A fic to go with the delicious pic by smutpuppets on DeviantArt. The Master, a pink dress, the bondage chair, and Ten. Slash, non-con, breathplay. Not my characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
I'll Soon Be Naked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Neck by Rouge Winter reviews
John Watson could write odes to that neck, had John Watson been the ode-writing kind of man. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Operation Shatter Steve's Psychosis by thewhiterose3 reviews
There were times when Danny wanted to resurrect Steve's father, just so he could punch him in the face.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Shop Girl by skargasm reviews
Observations of a British Shop Girl
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by HigherMagic reviews
Sam just wants them to get together. Gabriel wants it to be more of a…spectacle. In the end, though, some of the simplest solutions are everyone's favorite 'Plan B'.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Santa Baby by Neros-Wolf Gundam reviews
Spike and Xander are getting ready for their first Christmas together when a baby shows up in need of a home. Spike/Xander Warning!: Slash content!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
That Was It by torajune28 reviews
Colonel Mustang asks FullMetal to his office for a little. What will happen when we get a really hot and sparky guy with someone who is f good with his hands? Cheeeessseeeyyy! I mean my summary
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Out of the Closet and into Your Arms by Sejitsu reviews
Iruka's outlook is altered after a life changing sexual experience. Naturally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Under the Desk by Uncounted-Blessings reviews
The Colonel is working through the holidays again! How will a certain blonde alchemist lighten the load? And what happens when they get caught? A delicious oneshot Your healthy dose of holiday smut Not near as cheesy as it sounds, I swear! Haha. Enjoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pixie Licks by WithDemonWings reviews
Harry's had to put up with a lot from his partner's, Fred and George Weasley, but this takes the cake. Harry's seen a lot of things, but a ginger haired, purple pixie hasn't ever been one of them. Inspired by Druid Star's Golden Dragon Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
You don't trick a Trickster by SarahTee reviews
A weekend in the life of Dean, Sam, Gabriel and Castiel... S;ash Sam/Gabriel, Pre-slash Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Ooh La La by D.B. Rae reviews
Did you know that Vulcans ran underground 'touch' clubs? Well, now you do. Established K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
It's Complicated by lil-anonymous-girl reviews
Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Mine by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
James has been caught flirting. Again. So it's Spock's duty to show the young Captain who he really belongs to. ::Possessive!Spock:: K/S. Very Mature.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Kisses by heffermonkey reviews
Five times Cho & Jane kiss. Delving into the romances of my OTP.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Kimball C., Patrick J. - Complete
Paintbrush and a work in progress by Daria234 reviews
Peter/Neal established relationship; Neal has a paint fetish and so Peter paints on him. Slash with various mild kinks and a bdsm vibe. Explicit. Don't like, don't read.
White Collar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
I Have Issues by BloodRedSnowWhite reviews
Slash. Bobby/Jack. Bobby hasn't seen Jack in nearly over four years, this time he wants to come home. But he needs Jack's forgiveness before he leaves again.
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bobby M., Jack M. - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Something Seductive This Way Comes by Scooby-Doo Bandaid reviews
Oh the wonders a simple shower can do to such a paranoid mind. M for implied sexual content.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Eric F., Steven H. - Complete
Say It by Traxits reviews
Hardison likes hearing something very specific from Eliot. It's just his bad luck that it requires so much work each time he gets the itch to hear it. Or would you really call it bad luck at all?
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alec H., Eliot S. - Complete
That Boy is a Monster by TheProblematique reviews
If you say "That is illogical, Captain" one more time, I am going to punch you in the face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Secrets by spinlight reviews
She just rolled her eyes before grinning, that upwards turn of her lips that makes his lungs tighten up ever so slightly because it’s usually followed by the destruction of his personal property or the destruction of his self esteem. ot3; smut-ish.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sam P. - Complete
Pleasure by Shinobutterfly4 reviews
Cain finally stops wandering in circles in his head and sees what was always there.
Count Cain: God Child - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Cain H., Riff R. - Complete
Number 01 With A Bullet by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
John/Matt Slash: A lesson in skill and distraction.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - John M., Matt F. - Complete
Lord of the Rings The Betterment of Rule Slash by TonicRebirth reviews
King Aragorn goes to visit his dear friend in the woodland realm . But what will happen between them when they are once again united ?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Orange Ascots and Their Many Uses by dracosdork reviews
The sequal to 'A New Meaning to the word, Zoinks' Fred and Shaggy finally get to spend some 'quality' time together. Will Shaggy finally get his wish? Read to find out. Story contains M/M, Slash, Yaoi. ONESHOT. Lemon. ShaggyxFred.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Fred, Shaggy - Complete
My Pet Plant by Nanaki BH reviews
Tentacles/Roxas Yes. You heard me. This isn't one for the weak of heart. Although it's totally not violent.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Roxas - Complete
No Sex Memo by Carerra Os reviews
Zack is feeling down so Booth helps.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2006 - S. Booth, Zach A. - Complete
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Easily Distracted
We find out just how easily distracted Cas and Gabe can really be! Already determined relationship Castiel/Dean and Sam/Gabriel. No spoilers. No copywrite intended. Just some light fluff. Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Kept Out of Heaven reviews
How much pain a death can Spencer's memory contain? Will it finally be too much to bare? Please read, it's sad but good, i think. Deals with some pretty big issuses. It's kind of a songfic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - S. Reid
Pineapple Con 2011! reviews
Shawn goes to a pineapple convention, Lassiter fallows and things go down. Lame summary i know, but it's really good i promise. Slash Lassiter/Shawn Rated M for a reason!
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
A Very Special Good Bye reviews
Jack O'Neil teases Sheppard for the last time. He makes sure he never forgets it, and neither will Daniel Jackson. ;
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2011 - John S. - Complete
Cupcakes and Gibbs' toungue reviews
The truth about cupcakes and Gibbs' tongue is that they both taste very good to special agent Anthony DiNozzo. Please be nice, i really don't want to hear mean comments. So please keep them to yourself. Other than that, please enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete