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HACKED BY SARAAAA! : Not really, shes sitting next to me but she's not looking(; hahaha - love you! & stop creping out my friends on facebook! XD

Ello peoples!! I am Skyler! I love my golden retriever, Bearbo. I live somewhere in Florida (not telling u where for stalking reasons). I like to go fishing in the pond behind my house. I have a cat named hemingway and she is like ... REALLY fat and is out to kill me!! I have 2 hermit crabs named Claw and Checker! I like cough love cough Maximum Ride. I am good friends with JonasBabe12 and Number1maxfan. They both have some great stories up that I think you should read!! OH!!, totally forgot to tell you, if you have a crush on Fang from Maximum Ride ( for girls )... Then back off he's mine!! I JUST KIDDING! I also like to go to parties! and its pronouncesd: PAR-TAY!!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride and Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Kara Nicole aka Karecitay, Skyler.125

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, Bellaness, -Aikio-Hatate-, ForeverIndebted, Just.Another.Cullen.Girl.15, hampton girl , MyUniqueWeirdLifeCouldBeABook, Agent Striker, Skyler125

MY FAV WORD IN THE WWOORRLLDS IS: RAWR!! pronuseation: r- o- er



FAVE AUTHORS: STEPHINE MYERS AND JAMES PATTERSON (not the actor robert patterson he's not his dad either NO RELATION AT ALL)




FAVE #: 13





And now some funny quotes that i copied and pasted on my profile from Fangalicious and they said on there that i could and you should do the same!! P.S. you should read their profile it has some funny stuff i didnt put on here!!

"Lalalala...randomnessnessness makes the world go round." - Fangalisious

When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice out of the fruit in someones eyes

Fang: 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent HOTTTT!! (totally!!)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. (From Blackroes14)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you know how to make a rose on the computer, post this on your profile --

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly search the roads for the silver Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you scream "EDWARD!" when you see that Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you beliweve in love at first sight, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that music is the key to the future, copy and paste this onto your profile


I got these C&P'S from XXAngelWithWingsXX

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD, copy and paste this to your profile (forget that ...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS until he's DEAD.)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you were Team Edward until Taylor Lautner came along with his 8-pack, copy and paste this onto your profile. sort of... I changed myself from team Edward to Team Switzerland.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If youe the kind of person who would burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday, then copy and paste this to your profile

If you are crzay, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang and Max should have gotten together in the first book, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people who only like Paramore because of Twilight are losers, than copy this into your profile.

Take 3 minutes and try will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Scary thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you repost this within the next 5 min.

something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your avice to me was right.The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put " Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.

Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone elses as well.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

This thing is sooooooooooooooooo funny. Read all of them. Try and do them 2 nxt time u g2 walmart.= ) Just dnt go 2 far. Tehe.

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!

Turn on ur ipod, mp3, ect.
Put songs on shuffle
Answer each question by the title of song and artist

What is the first thing you say in the morning? - I Told You So by: Carrie Underwood

Your teacher is... - Little Wonders by: Rob Thomas

What's written on your classroom's white board? - All My Friends Say by: Luke Bryan

How would you describe your next door neighbors? - Memory by: Sugarcult

What would your best friend say about you? - Knock Me Down by: Keri Hilson, Kanye West, Ne-Yo

How do you feel right now? - Fall for You by:Secondhand Serenade

What's on your bedside table right now? - We Weren't Born to Follow by: Bon Jovi

What did you do when you woke up this morning? - Better in Time by: Leona Lewis

When you open your closet you see... - Unwritten by: Natash Bedingfield

What did you say after you last attened a concert? - Rehab by: Rhianna

If you had to write a Twilight fanfic right now, what would the title be? - When the Sun Go's Down by: Kenny Chesney and Uncle Kracker

A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be... - I Don't Care by: Fall Out Boys

Your life's theme song is... - La La Machine by: Demi Lavoto

How would you describe what you're doing at this moment? - Decode by: Paramore

If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? - I Run to You by: Lady Antebellum (more like "I Jump to You!!)

Your motto is... - No Shoe's, No Shirt, No Problem by: Kenny Chesney

If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy... - Proud of the House We Built by: Brooks & Dunn

What did you dream about last night? - Obsessed by: Mariah Carey

Any last words? - Paparazzi by: Lady Gaga

What do you like in a guy/girl? - Single Ladies by: Beyonce (and i am NOT lesbo !!)

What is your life's purpose? - Life is a Highway by: Rascal Flatts

What's 2+2? - I''m a Survivor by: Reba McEntire

What song will you dance to at your wedding? - Someday by: Rob Thomas

What will they play at your funeral? - Barefoot and Crazy by: Jack Ingram (Becasuse that is soooo totaly me)

What do you think of your friends? - Welcome to Future by: Brad Paisley

How will you die? - Wild at Heart by: Gloriana

What do you think of the person you like? - Poker Face by: Lady Gaga

What do your parents think of you? - American Boy by: Estelle feat. Kanye West (more like American Girl)

What's your biggest secret? - Cowboy Casanova by: Carrie Underwood


So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Heartbreak Warfare ~ John Mayer ( I love that guy!!)

Waking Up: Alright ~ Darius Rucker

First Day At School: Hallelujah ~ The Canadian Tenors

Falling In Love: Shadow of the Day ~ Linkin Park

Fight Song: Day 'N' Night (Crookers Remix) ~ Kid Cudi

Breaking Up: All I Do Is Win ~ DJ Khaled, T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, & Rick Ross

Prom night: Boulevard of Broken Dreams ~ Green Day

Life: Animal ~ Neon Trees ( WOOHOO!)

Mental Breakdown: I Don't Care ~ Fall Out Boys

Driving: She Wolf ~ Shakira

Flashback: Wild At Heart ~ Gloriana

Getting back together: Our Song ~ Spill Canvas ( O MY POTATO CHIP!!!) O_O

Wedding: If I Had You ~ Adam Lambert

Birth of Child: What I've Done ~ Linkin Park

Final Battle: Heaven ~ Los Lonely Boy

Funeral Song: Barefoot & Crazy ~ Jack Ingram ('Cuz that's Me)

Final Credits: Tik Tok ~ Ke$ha


WOW! YOU MADE IT TO THE END OF MY PROFILE!! CONGRATS!! P.S. GET A LIFE... I JUST KIDDING!! :-(D p.s that smilie is french!! I love his mustach pronounced moo stosh !!

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Shades of Complication by Madison0705 reviews
Christian and Ana have a passionate, steamy one night stand which ends when she runs out of his hotel room. They meet again years later when they start working together. Ana is not the girl Christian remembers from the hotel; Ana looks back at that night with deep sadness.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 199,868 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 3/2
Wasting All These Tears by BabyGurl2012 reviews
Anastasia Steele had her heart shattered, but can it be pieced together when Christian Grey enters her life?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 247,605 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
College Neighbors by QueenBee03 reviews
Ana Steele and Christian Grey are neighbors in their freshmen year of college at Harvard. Follow them through their first interaction and a a year of drinking, some studying, more drinking and everything in between! NO BDSM.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 419,517 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 6/19/2014
Floggers by TiffanyNida69 reviews
(AU) – Anastasia Steele (24) is swamped in student loans and college costs and is at the verge of being dropped out of her classes, nearly graduating. Her long time friend, Jose Rodriguez (27) suggests his aunt Elena's exotic BDSM themed night club and helps Ana to get the job as a bartender. When one of the main show girls, Leila Williams (25) gets fired... (more inside)
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,564 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 1/20 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson, José R.
Accidentally There by wattle reviews
What if on the way home from the interview, Ana had an accident but it wasn't her fault and the repercussions travel like ripples in a pond?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 114 - Words: 368,701 - Reviews: 6077 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., J. Taylor
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,291 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fifty Shades Lost by CoCoKins reviews
I know this has been done already, but I wanted to give it a try. This is a 'What If' about Christian losing his memory, but instead of only not remembering Ana, by popular demand, he will lose his memory completely. I hope you like it. This is only my second fanfic.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,637 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Teddy G.
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,769 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Fifty Shades: Slow and Steady by Mrs. Fraser reviews
For once in his life Christian Grey is willing to take his time on an acquisition, one Anastasia Steele. Instead of bull dozing her and manipulating her he does his best to resist her, knowing she's too good for him. Neither of them can stay away from the other though, forcing him to choose to change or to never even get the chance to be with her. (No cheating!) COMPLETE
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 895,337 - Reviews: 8045 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Can't We Just Be Happy by ljb2 reviews
He loves her, she loves him. She accepted his marriage proposal. They told their families and friends. What is it then? "I want the world to take me seriously because of who I am, not my association with you." How long will it take for her to get the acceptance she wants? Will he wait? Does he deserve to be put on hold? What's next? *OOC/AU/NO CHEATING *
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 199,928 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elena L./Mrs. Robinson, Ella
A Broken Angel by ShadowGal320 reviews
After Max escapes living with her abusive father see her tackle her new life with the Martinez family and find out the one she starts to fall for may be just like the father she escaped. Rated M For Vulgar Language, abusive situations, and DA FEELS. Lots of Fax and a bit of Figgy for fun. Use to be called A New Beginning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Max, Fang
Jailbirds, Lovebirds, Avian Americans Same Thing by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,484 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Fifty Shades Later by CoCoKins reviews
Ana and Christian were childhood friends for a short time and two years apart in age. What happens when circumstances separate them and then they get reunited? Will they remember the friendship they shared and will it grow to something more?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,179 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
A Dark Knight by Tw33ti369 reviews
What happens when a strange figure snatches Max up one day? Read to find out. It gets better as you read. I promise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang
Bending the Rules by BrendaBites reviews
Ana Steele is a junior in high school, and like every other teenage girl, she's struggling to find herself. After an essay she's written for English, she catches the attention of her teacher, Mr Grey. He doesn't only likes to pick on her in class, but he also seems to like to exclude her from the rest of the students, giving her tons of detention for the smallest of reasons.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,525 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Anastasia S., Christian G.]
After the Fall by writerDi reviews
Things have mellowed for our favorite couple. Christian has mistaken that feeling, he makes a selfish and life altering decision. He cheats. How will they cope with this unforeseen event? Can Ana & Christian find their way back to the love they use to have, the love that is not gone? Yes this is a *cheat fic*...more accurately it's a redemption, reconciliation fiction.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,164 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Need You Now by BabyGurl2012 reviews
What happens when two lost souls find each other?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 114 - Words: 258,382 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
To Care For, and To Be Taken Care Of by RMNicki reviews
When Ana agrees to accept a ride from Christian to Jose's art show after their break-up... How does Christian respond when he finds that Ana has been hurt? And not by accident...(Warning: There is mentioning of past Relationship abuse: Physical, Emotional, & Sexual); Domestic Discipline IS involved, later on. (If any of these subjects are too intense for you; please do not read.)
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,397 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., José R.
If It Weren't For You by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max is pregnant w/ Fang's kid but they realize they don't love each other. He's struggling on the road to recovery but can her friend Iggy save Fang from his darkness? And the three might learn a few things from the mess. Alt.POVs Fang,Max,Iggy. Figgy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Family Ties by Grey girl 1989 reviews
Story about what would happen if Phoebe dated a guy that her parents didn't approve of, so she runs away with him, only to return 8 years later when the death of a family member brings her back into the family fold. HEA, NO CHEATING, Parts of the story told in flashbacks
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,155 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Complete
Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Frozen by dancerchick4 reviews
Penryn is laying on the asphalt in front of the loved ones who all believe she is dead. Her unconscious mind is showing her images she doesn't want to see, bringing up painful memories that she can't deal with. She is counting down the moments until she wakes up... but what awaits for her when she does?
Penryn & the End of Days - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,150 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Penryn Young, Raffe
Maximum Ride: Fax Baby Story by Katyi reviews
What if Fang left because he didn't want the child Max was pregnant with? What happens when he returns two years later? FAX! R&R! NO LONGER ON HIATUS! PLEASE READ MY NOTE IN CH.6 EVERYONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Max, Fang
Can I draw you? by Nesselberry reviews
Just your typical Fang and Max meet in a coffeeshop, Just really felt like writing this, yeah it's corny but full of FAX! Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Project Guardian Angel by Fangrules reviews
When WWIII breaks out scientists from across the globe come together with one goal in mind: preserve humanity. A handful of children are selected to be sent to an island designed to protect them and with only six adults they soon find that maybe this curse is a blessing in disguise. Friendship, love, trust and loss await them on their new home.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,364 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Max, Fang, Angel, Ella
Winged Puppets by nightwings93 reviews
"The strings tugged at my leg, making it move against my will. The strings dug into my ankle as my leg stretched too far above my head. Blood fell from the sky and landed on my forehead. I watched as Fang was forced into a similar pose. We had to get out"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Awake by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Being in a coma for a year could change anyone. What did it do to Fang? - Sequel to Catch and Release
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,123 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
I Hate My Boss by Fangrules reviews
Hes a douche. Those are the first words I hear to describe my boss. Now,I figure they're exaggerating a little, I mean no one could be that bad,right? Uptight Nick Ride is about to get a wake-up call in the form of his new PA,Max. Breaking down his walls is not going to be easy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Vy Martinez by Sorry I Just Did reviews
He came back. She left. They came looking. Now they've found her and everything that Violet Martinez stands for is torn down. Can Max keep up the act as her alter ego any longer now that the Flock has moved in next door? Old feelings rise up and new ones appear. Will she ever tell the Flock the truth or will they move on from Arizona, leaving Max behind? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,965 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang
Catch and Release by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
After being tortured for years, Fang is released only to be sent to a mental institution. When Dr. Martinez frees him, more challenges face him that just restarting his life. Mainly Max and her...daughter?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,376 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Ghostly Pleasures by Ilovejolly16 reviews
The story of a life being able to see the supernatural. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,545 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Max, Fang
A Different Story by Jenna Red reviews
A few years ago, the flock broke into three pairs and split up to avoid being captured by the dreaded whitecoats. They agree to meet up in Arizona in five years but what happens when something goes wrong? Join Max in another crazy story. Rated T. FAX! ***This story is currently on hold. The AN in chapter 10 explains, but I will not remove it*** my apologies
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Max, Fang
What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Always Stay There by BirdKidKirby reviews
Sort of an alternate ending to FANG. When Max and Fang get too heated in Las Vegas, unexpected problems arise. They leave to try and make it better, but can they truly live a normal life? AU. Major Fax, Some Eggy later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,075 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Max, Fang] [Iggy, Ella]
Survival of the Fittest by The Jade Empress reviews
The flock kicked Max out thinking that she was working for the school. It's two years later and the flock believes she is dead, but they couldn't be more wrong. Now Max has a new family, the Rebels, which contains five other extraordinary girls.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Max
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Banned by CrazilyObsessed reviews
The flock gets a new member and she convinces them to kick Max out. Years later the meet again, but Max looks different and has a flock of her own. What happens when the two flocks must join together in order to complete a mission Jeb has instore?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,985 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Max - Complete
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Stereotype Life Discontinued by sillyhappyperson reviews
Max has a normal life besides the fact that her best friends Fang and Sam both have a crush on her. How will she get through once one of them start acting on their feelings? Will her life ever get back to the way it used to be? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Max, Fang
La Belle Vie by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
'The Beautiful Life'. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Gazzy/AngelxOC. Best happy story ever! Lots of babies, new powers, and a new enemy. After MAX- end of FANG and ANGEL didn't happen. First chapter is background info.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 74,863 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Primal urges by JasperHale97 reviews
"The boys will become bigger and stronger because in the animal word the male protects the female." The flocks animalistic instincts are surfacing. Someone hide the kids, the older member are done playing. Fang wants Max back. Now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Welcoming the Heartache by makorrashenanigans reviews
Max and Fang are roommates, but they don't get along. What happens when Max starts dating another guy? And what happens when that said guy CHEATS on her? Guess which dark, handsome, young man decides to help her get back at the jerk who broke her heart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Meet My Mother by the yellow submarine reviews
Max thought Fang was annoying. Now they're in some sort of a relationship – and cue Fang's crazy, prank-obsessed Mother who is hell bent on breaking the couple up... but maybe that's what will make them really see each other for the first time.Sequel-MMS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Highschool: The Maximum Ride way by FlockLuver2314 reviews
Max lives with her dad, but he sends her off to live with her mother, brother and sister. Will she be able to handle moving. Will the mysterious black haired dude become over protective? AH Please Read. Better than it sounds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Max, Fang
U and A by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 74,423 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
A Lifetime's Worth by fnickforever reviews
Max and Fang have been best friends since they were born. Now, they have to move away from each other, slowly growing them apart. Disaster strikes and Max finds herself remembering the past. Young Fax. T for language. Based loosely on a true story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Disturbia: The Original by coelicasi reviews
Max is having terrible, horrific nightmares of the Flock being murdered brutally by a monster. Now Max's world is crashing down around her, & she must stop the dreams from coming true or she she may become the very thing that killed them. ABANDONED
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Max, Fang] V. Martinez, OC - Complete
Shades of Color by acidwash22 reviews
Its nine&a half years after Fang left. Max is sitting on her couch going through her latest article when a tall, dark, and winged guy knocks on her door 10&half years early. But can she forgive him? Can he turn their words of grey into worlds of color?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,620 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Lose Yourself by Mollypolly55 reviews
"When I was three, my mom died... And two years later, my dad had a bad day at work, I guess. That was the first day he hit me. Hitting turned into mental abuse. And I guess he got off on that. Because when I was ten... he started touching me." And OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Switched by PixieStripes reviews
Max and Fang had their first child at twenty-three. The first time they get to hold it they are ecstatic! It is wingless and therefore has a chance at a normal life. In the same hospital another couple gets quite a shock. What happens fifteen years later?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,508 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Dance With Me by frizzyhead101 reviews
Max and Fang are two VERY dedicated dancers and don't let anything stand in their way of dancing. When Fang gets transferred to the same studio as Max, what happens? What if their single parents start to fall for each other? Will that stop them? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Fang, Max
Long Lost Avian by Cloud1174196 reviews
Max has been kicked out of the flock. Now her life has been turned upsidown how will she fix this.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Wingless by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Fang gives up his wings to save the flock, but Dylan also proves himself hero as he helps to rescue Fang. Dylan tries to win an emotionally distressed Max over. Will Fang be able to help Max cope with his injury, or will he lose himself in his own pain?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Fang, Max
Project Normal: A Maximum Ride Story by Kimmylovesyou707 reviews
Max Decides The Flock Needs To Live A Normal Life. That Means Enrolling In School, Applying for Jobs, New Drama, Fights, & Even A Couple of Surprise Visits. Join The Flock As They Try To Tack There Newest Mission, Normal. Can They Pull it Off Or Is It True That Evil Never Takes A Holiday ? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Killer Love by flockgrl18 reviews
He had backed me into a wall. I couldn't attack; the last thing I wanted to do was hurt Fang. It was so easy for him right now, that I realized it couldn't be him. "What's a matter, Max? You don't love me anymore?" Fang 2 shot me a sick smile, closing in.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
But Not Really by Ignorance-Your New Best Friend reviews
What do you do when your best guy-friend starts saying stuff like "I want to kiss you... but not really"? Yeah. Watch - or rather, read - as five minutes in 'heaven' changes my life. For worse. Obviously. Fax. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Max, Fang
The Constantly Forgotten by XXXxSmIlEyMe123xXXX reviews
His face contorted with anger, "you EVER touch her again and I'll see to it that your Permanent home becomes the hospital." I pulled him off of the guy, "Fang! Its not worth it" I took his face in my hands and tried to calm him down. What have I done?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011
Love Still Lasts by iLuVtOwRiTe1998 reviews
What would happen if Max were dead? Or so Fang thinks… Everything is going smoothly until something happens, something that will change everything. Can Max and Fang patch their broken friendship, or will everything fall away? Please review! DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Max, Fang
This Is How We Do by jalexbeliever reviews
Life changes for Danielle when she moves to Baltimore, which brings good and bad things into her life. Relationships are made, jokes are being said, and hearts are being torn. Please excuse the fact that I suck at summaries x3 An All Time Low fanfic.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
Lockdown by Ilovejolly16 reviews
Six teenagers trapped in a highschool fighting the ultimate battle of survival. It isnt a drill, it isnt a prank. But answer me this. How long could you survive in a Lockdown? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Max, Fang
Fang: The Black Hawk by Heart of Diamond reviews
2/3: Bloodline Trilogy. Max's enemies are hungry for revenge. The election is coming up & Max is once again fighting for her child, freedom & those she loves most. With war, survival, running, hiding & trust at risk you have to fight to fly on. Fax! Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Incredible by little lea valkyrie reviews
Rated T: She stopped hearing voices. He stopped mimicking. Her voice lost meaning. He forgot to listen. Her Voice left her for dead. His voice was lost to the wind. But they slipped up, and the walls are crumbling. How much longer can they stand?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Case of Love by Jar of Sporks reviews
Max has never cared too much about her mom's murder cases. So why would she care when Mom brings home Fang, a guy her age who happens to be related to the latest case her mom is working on? Still, Max finds herself intrigued by the case...and Fang. AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Meet My Sister by the yellow submarine reviews
After he somehow saved her life, Max has had a debt to settle with Fang. And now he turns up on her doorstep with a golden opportunity - Max is officially Fang's "baby sister" for the summer holidays. Who knows how that's going to turn out...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Like a Book by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hates Fang. When she lost a Dad, he gained one. She manages to avoid Jeb as much as possible, but the son of his new wife is more persistent than that. Not to mention attractive. He won't stop till he can read Max Like a Book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Forever Lasting by little21 reviews
What happens when Max gets pregnant? Drama, suspense, maybe even a little cheating. Everything comes collapsing down. Will Max and Fang be able to carry the weight or get crushed?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,383 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
New Beginnings by Hollow16 reviews
Fang is the new kid on the block, and Max can't help but get pulled into his personality. But when Max's ex-boyfriend shows up and thinks he can get her back, her life takes a turn for the worse. Major Fax. Rated T for language and violence. All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,836 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Fail by Scherri reviews
Follow Max and her diary as she attempts to tell Iggy she likes him, but when Fang finds out about the "forbidden Love" how does he react? Max has only one week to do it, or else she'll lose the love of her life forever, but who is the love of her life?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Max, Iggy
Maximum Ride: The Definition of Normal by alpha-range reviews
Sequel to TGE. Max and the flock have already urdergone their fair share of set-backs, but when a near-fatal injury results in several unpredictable circustmances, more than just their lives are on the line; including Max and Fang's relationship. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010
Parenthood is so starting over again by Blak-Ice reviews
What happens when Max leaves on a food run, and returns to see that her flock has been turned back into kids? How will Max deal with being a single parent for a whole year? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,251 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009
Reasons Why by AlyNova reviews
Max kills herself, and sends audio tapes to her suiside's contrbutives. its not really a "you made me kill myself." its more about a how dare you kind of thing. it's crossover with 13 reasons, sorry but more MR. referance to Fax. LANGUAGE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
School Experiment by angel-wing1016 reviews
What happens when the Flock get caught by the whitecoats and they do an experiment on Fang that makes him have an unnaturally attractiveness to Max? Lots of action and FAX. *I own nothing. Most of the characters and settings are James Patterson's work.*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 15,424 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010
A Different Kind of Theft by rYazUKi reviews
A girl, without any guidance, alone in the streets of Italy. Her last resort to survive- theft. Fang, a rich American boy visiting. Neither can stand losing, both have to win. What will happen in the face off?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Max, Fang
Somebody to Love by Mrs.Fangalicious reviews
It's Max's last year of highschool. A cheating boyfriend, a 'Red-Haired-Wonder', and your bestfriends. What could possibly go wrong? How about falling for your best friend? FAX FAX FAX! - and a 'lil Mylan - teehee. ALL-HUMAN. AU. first fanfic so be nice'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Max, Fang
Do I not bleed? by Alias - Eyelash - Blue reviews
Fang 's back at the school, being used in terrifying, painful experiments. Basically me torturing him, until Max comes to the rescue. Angsty, but with some sarcastic comic relief. And he's shirtless! May go up to M. Who doesn't want to hurt our hero?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,211 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Fang
Follow The Trail by The Illusionist's Wings04 reviews
If you followed a small hiking trail off a small national park for six miles, then took a sharp right, somehow not getting lost in the thick terrain of forests and wild animals, all in the dark, you may find a group of children. PLEASE REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Project Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is a loner with a shadowed past and Fang is the sexy popular guy. What happens when Fang and Max are paired together for an extremely personal project? AU and Fax later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Addiction to Destruction by speedingdemonreader reviews
Katniss is a drunk. Gale hooked on Morphling. Will they come together and love and rise up into a healthy relationship or sink lower into addiction and never deal with their demons.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Just Another Year by Fly On Aya reviews
Suppose you're a guy and hates attention. Would you pretend to be gay to get away from the attention? Would you blow your cover if you fell in love with a girl who threatens to destroy it? Would you? Fang would. WARNING: PSEUDO-GAYNESS INCLUDED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,319 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
24 Ways to Die by oceanturtle reviews
The luck is not in their favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Courage by madamereadsalot reviews
Max's life took a turn when Fang decided to hang with popular people and her father was killed in an accident. Will they Fang will wake up and smell the roses? How will Max cope with the horrible accident? Maybe out of character. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2010
Pretend or Not Pretend? by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang had this "stalker" for 2 months. Desperate to get her off his back, he grabs a random 18-year-old girl. But, Max will be Fang's "girlfriend" if he pays her. That works between them. Will their "love" more than pretend? WARNING: HIDDEN LOVE SCENES
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Thinking of you by flygirl101 reviews
Maybe there is a way...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Dear Fang, With Love: A Love Story by Moral Intensity reviews
After FANG. After Fang leaves, the Flock is depressed. In a desperate attempt to contact him, Max begins writing him letters, never expecting them to reach him. However, she's in for a sweet or not-so-sweet surprise. T for language, please comment/fave.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fang, Max
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8245 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Sleep Syrup by ColorTheSky reviews
What do you think has the effect of sleep syrup on Max? It's sweet, and it takes all your problems away. Foodie. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
“max max max max max max max max!” by speedingdemonreader reviews
Ari has done something but what? WHat drove Fang to drugs? What has happened to Max? What can Angel do to help? WHy isn't the Gasman talking? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Fang
The Dark Side of Antarctica by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
The Final Warning in Fang's POV. Follows the books, but also unveils a behind-the-scenes scheme we never saw. A scheme meant to rip apart Max and Fang. FAX. T for teen book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 54,627 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Newlyweds Game by Person95 reviews
After Max and Fang make a mistake of pretending to be married to stop the flirtatious glances, they get roped into playing in the game show "The Newlyweds Game"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
Sequel to Whatever Doesn’t Kill Me Just Makes Me, But can stand alone. After max tries to kill her self she meets some new friends that can help her save the world from a new and improved Itex
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Max, Fang
A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
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MaxFangFAX 4eva reviews
Okay so i suck at writing summerys but here goes nothing! These are short little storie i made up whilig listening to my ipod ecah song different story i am only continueing a story of i get at least 5 comments on it Rated T cause im parinoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Fang, Max
MaxFangFAX 4eva reviews
Okay so i suck at writing summerys but here goes nothing! These are short little storie i made up whilig listening to my ipod ecah song different story i am only continueing a story of i get at least 5 comments on it Rated T cause im parinoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Fang, Max
Dakota and the flock reviews
When Max the flock discover that there is another avain human hybrid what will they do ?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009